Dave & Chuck the Freak try to find the oldest person listening who still lives with their parents, which leads to Chuck and Andy acting out what it must sound like in that house.
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00:00parents in the united states just can't seem to get rid of their kids
00:10the share of young adults in their late twenties living with their parents is the highest it's
00:16been in america in 75 years oh yeah i have a quick question and i don't know if it'll work but um
00:24who has the oldest kid living with them oh who has the oldest kid living with them right now
00:341-855-954-6969 i just want to see what the answers are if don't be afraid to call 1-855-954-6969 who
00:44has the oldest kid living with them call in tell us how pathetic your child is
00:49well i'm sure you want to i'm sure you have no problem doing it call your 30 year old virgin
00:56basement while they're out not a big house look at the lines oh my god i've no every single line
01:03i've seen the lines light up like that so quickly wow that's crazy people want to get some stuff off
01:09their chest there's so many in their 50s coming in that's crazy 57 years old still lives with my
01:16grandma uncle is the grandma 51 so he never moved out he's almost 60 so they never were married never
01:23had kids never moved out never left the house in their whole lives uncle is 46 unemployed single
01:30still living with my grandparents don't mom where are my cool orthopedic shoes my cool orthopedic
01:37shoes did you check my closet i checked in there ma they're not in there they're the ones with
01:44velcro they look cool you know i misplaced things from time to time have you seen my goddamn sciatica
01:49ointment i got a hot date tonight and i want to make sure my sciatica is loose my god oh let me find
01:58it i'll keep looking mom you moved my c-pad machine oh well i don't know what that is i told you not to
02:09go in my room god damn it mom damn you
02:14i'm sorry i'm sorry i just cleaned your room a bit i straightened up i just told i tell you all the
02:25time it was i have it how i want it i can't find my atari remote your underwears were all over the
02:32floor you haven't changed your sheets in months those are private mom damn you all the kleenex
02:38i know what it is oh damn you it's crazy to think of a 60 year old guy talking that way
02:46you're the only person i know with a huge garbage pail full of just kleenexes beside your bed
02:52i don't need you asking questions about what those are for your crusty socks oh god damn you bob
03:00hi bob hello you wanted to chime in i have a i have a buddy that's 78 years old
03:08and he lives with his 100 year old mother stop it oh my god 78 okay well there there we can't top
03:17that there's no way what's the deal bob why is your 78 year old buddy still living with his mother
03:22well she makes his breakfast every morning before he goes to work and has his supper ready and she
03:27makes his bed does his laundry she's still getting around at 100 can you imagine downstairs doing loads
03:33the laundry yeah exactly carried it all up stayed in great shape taking care of this real piece of junk
03:42it keeps her going bring my laundry up here man move your ass oh you know i'm brittle
03:48so slow god i'm 100 for god's sake 78 year old andy living at home with his 100 year old mother
03:56god damn you mom what god damn you i said what i forget
04:01who are you what's happening i don't know what day is it a day
04:1578 year old andy and his 100 year old mother
04:2078 year old andy and his 100 year old mother what what you're 78 she's 100 that's my mom
04:31yes she's 100 she's 100 years old yes thank you
04:37that's my boy proud of him they're real good looker she can be a real bitch sometimes you know
04:47i'll write you two to your corners huh to your corners did you say something andy
04:56he's telling us to do something just pipe down mom i'm trying to listen to him
05:00are you on the phone are you on the phone can i use the phone are you on it i'm gonna pick it up
05:11here use the cordless one mom cordless the cordless huh what what when this is a house of questions
05:21where is it where are you huh are you downstairs i can't hear you what hello i can't hear a god damn
05:33word you say what huh i don't know use the cordless cord huh no the phone i don't know just say it
05:45louder phone no i'm coming down there i'll be down in a half an hour
05:52what i have to get in the stair chair mom i'll send it up please do she hears everything
06:01she's totally fine
06:04oh yeah