Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a virtual court hearing in Detroit that was hacked by someone who showed explicit images on the screen, including a very up-close and personal GOATSE.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak's Pervert of the Day
00:10Although a lot of court proceedings are back face-to-face, happening daily basis around us,
00:16a lot still have decided to keep some stuff online.
00:19It's easier, they don't have to transport prisoners, and, you know, lawyers can hop on from wherever they are and be a part of it.
00:28The 36th District Court in Detroit operates that way a lot.
00:36In fact, yesterday they did like an eight-hour court session.
00:43Wow.
00:43And because it is public court, it's all live-streamed.
00:47Yes.
00:48And when you do stuff like that, using probably fairly outdated technology, it opens it up to perverts.
00:57I was going to say, can I hijack it in some way?
01:00You can, and many have.
01:02But this, many weren't expecting.
01:06All right.
01:07The Goatsy.
01:08Oh.
01:09Goatsy.
01:10It's the full-on Goatsy.
01:12Stop it until you see.
01:14Stop it.
01:14It's still up.
01:15It's still live.
01:16This whole eight-hour...
01:17They can't take it down.
01:18I guess they can't, right?
01:20They can't.
01:21It's legal.
01:22So my favorite thing is this, like, this judge is like, oh, hell, what is going on?
01:28What the hell are we looking at?
01:31He's the best.
01:32That's his insides.
01:32This is the guy you want.
01:35Here's a little bit.
01:36There's...
01:37I...
01:37Apparently, they did this several times.
01:39I found two.
01:40I just didn't have time to go looking for balls and eggs every second.
01:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:45So I'm too busy for that, but...
01:47Well, someone needs to do a full breakdown.
01:49Yeah, this is one of them.
01:52Judge Kenneth King...
01:55Okay.
01:55...is presiding over this.
01:57And we're not seeing anyone yet do it.
01:59We're not.
02:00They haven't come in yet.
02:01They'll appear in this area here.
02:03Okay.
02:03Okay, perfect.
02:04Here's how it plays.
02:05Perfect.
02:05Actually, Judge, I'm sorry.
02:08Can we push it an hour later, or would that not work for the court?
02:12I have a homicide sentencing on a media case, and I'm just...
02:17And then another sentencing, I'm just concerned.
02:19I won't be able to get there in time.
02:21I don't want the court waiting.
02:22Is 11 possible?
02:25Is that okay with you, Mr. Howler, 11 o'clock?
02:2811 is fine.
02:29Very good.
02:30May 8 at 11 o'clock.
02:33Oh, my.
02:34I appreciate it, Judge.
02:35What is this?
02:36I'm a county chair.
02:37What is going on here today?
02:38It's been happening over here, too, Your Honor.
02:44Somebody's coming and bombing the Zooms with pornography.
02:49What is this?
02:50What is going on over here?
02:52Look at his face.
02:52Look at his face.
02:53He's like, what the hell did I just have to see?
02:55Was that a man's b-hole?
02:57I'm telling you, though.
02:58That was a man's b-hole.
02:59If you've never seen something like that, that's what your face looks like.
03:04Your Honor, that was a man's balls and b-hole.
03:07Oh, an oiled-up man.
03:10I think he's ready for company if you get my drift.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13Oh, Detroit court.
03:14His reaction again.
03:16Oh, his reaction is hilarious.
03:18It's the best.
03:20Is 11 possible?
03:22Yeah, here we go.
03:23He says 11's great.
03:24And then 8-hole.
03:2511 is fine.
03:26Very good.
03:27Yep.
03:288 at 11 o'clock.
03:30We're good.
03:31Somebody said 11 o'clock.
03:3211 at midnight.
03:33You're missing this, Judge.
03:34You're missing this, Judge.
03:36I'm going to have to find it again.
03:38Just use your keyboard back.
03:40Okay, just watch the Judge.
03:42Okay, watching the Judge.
03:43I'm trying not to watch the Judge.
03:4411 is fine.
03:44Very good.
03:468 at 11 o'clock.
03:48All good.
03:49I appreciate it, Judge.
03:51What is going on here today?
03:56It's been happening over here, too, Your Honor.
03:59You almost obscured it first.
04:04I will be, too.
04:05What is this?
04:06You're looking into a black hole.
04:07Yep.
04:10What is this?
04:12The hole that is...
04:13And so the other one happens.
04:17You mean the space phenomenon?
04:18Yeah, you're looking just like into the space phenomenon.
04:23So there's a second one.
04:24So there's a second one.
04:27That, unfortunately, we couldn't...
04:28Yep.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30It's worse.
04:31Is it the same guy, you think?
04:33Yeah, I think so, yeah.
04:34For sure.
04:35Is his name...
04:36Because he called himself Wayne County Jail, right?
04:39Oh, no.
04:39This one's a different name.
04:40Oh.
04:40This is a different name.
04:42Well, he probably has to change it every time.
04:44This guy is writing something as he finales.
04:48Oh, no.
04:49Okay, well, we will be...
04:49I'm going to...
04:50Is the sound off?
04:51No, my sound is off.
04:51Yeah, yeah.
04:52That's a different guy.
04:53Yeah.
04:54That's a different guy.
04:56Yeah, there he goes.
04:57There he goes.
04:57Oh, my God.
04:58Look at his face, though.
05:00The judge's face.
05:01I can't hear the judge.
05:02Hey, what the hell?
05:04Mother effers?
05:06What the...
05:06Who?
05:08The judge is flabbergasted.
05:10And so he should be.
05:11That man was writing a gigantic toy.
05:13I'm wondering...
05:14Wow.
05:15Also, finale.
05:18My goodness.
05:19What an obscene day at court.
05:21It is obscene.
05:22Yeah, here we go.
05:23May 8 at 11 o'clock.
05:25I appreciate it, judge.
05:29What is this?
05:30What is this?
05:33It's been happening over here, too.
05:36It looks like the goat seat says Manny Cam.
05:39Like, is that the name of the guy's thing or that site?
05:42That's probably just what he's using.
05:44Manny Cam?
05:45I wonder if that's the...
05:47I wonder if it is a video and he just stole it from that.
05:50What is this?
05:51What is this?
05:52It's Wayne County Jail!
05:53Yeah, because that's usually...
05:55He thought that was the Wayne County Jail.
05:58I have never seen anything like that in my life.
06:00I've seen a lot of stuff, but I've never seen a goat seat in that manner.
06:04In this, like a live goat seat happening like that.
06:06A live goat seat, but also that close up to anyone's people.
06:10Yeah.
06:10It's a malicious goat seat there.
06:11I'm sure there's a way.
06:13They're just not setting the right security settings, right, on these things.
06:15Because they have a ton of people that come in and out through the Zoom call, right?
06:19Think about it.
06:19They need a Ken, right?
06:21Like, when we do stuff, there's a Ken that is, like, letting people in.
06:25But I guess you never know once...
06:27That guy could have looked normal, and you wouldn't have known he was fully greased up.
06:33Right, he could have appeared, like, sitting down, and then all of a sudden he stands up
06:37and gives the camera the cozy.
06:37I think he's got a dong ring on, too.
06:42Yeah, he does.
06:44You're right.
06:45Oh, around the base of his balls.
06:47Yeah, he's got it all the way around.
06:49Oh, okay.
06:50That's a hell of a thing.
06:51He is ready for action.
06:52Not something you expect to see.
06:54What the hell?
06:55He goes, who is this?
06:56Yeah, who is this?
06:57Wayne County Jail!
06:5911 is fine.
07:01Very good.
07:03May 8 at 11 o'clock.
07:05Oh, good.
07:06I appreciate it, Judge.
07:08What is going on here today?
07:12Who is that?
07:13Who owns that behold?
07:15Oh, man.
07:17That was me giving me a go, Judge.
07:18I would laugh so hard when I hear his reaction.
07:21That's what you're going for.
07:22Yeah, just die laughing.
07:23You see you're laughing, though.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:25You can tell.
07:26I've been laughing hard.
07:28Oh, God.
07:28Yeah, if the eye of Sauron would be blinking at him.
07:32People who have gone to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com to check this out cannot believe it.
07:35They say it's the craziest thing they've ever seen.
07:37It is.
07:37It is.
07:38It's nuts.
07:38It's nuts and more stuff.
07:40It's like super nuts because it's on YouTube.
07:42Right.
07:43It's on YouTube.
07:44It's on YouTube.
07:45It's on YouTube.
07:46That's on YouTube.
07:47It's just YouTube.
07:50It's Trogalpon on that platform.
07:53This judge is going to get his channel taken away.
07:55Oh, my God.
07:56It's on YouTube.
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