Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a truck that spilled cow intestines all over the road in Houston but focus more on the exaggerated voice of the news reporter delivering the story.
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00:00Houston neighborhood is dealing with an indescribable stench after a truck spilled rotten cow intestines on the road.
00:15Oh, wow, we kept that stuff, huh?
00:17In the sizzling heat.
00:19Why'd they keep that?
00:20Apparently, the smell is just god-awful.
00:24Here's that story now from KHOU-TV.
00:26That smell...
00:30It's indescribable, and I should have on a mask like you right now.
00:34Tosh Scott says she had to pick up little Tegan from daycare.
00:38She drove right through this.
00:40Ended up pulling up to her daycare, got out of my car and couldn't figure out what the bad scent was.
00:45Walked back out with her, and stuff was hanging from the bottom of the car, and flies were swarming.
00:51Oh, don't drive through it.
00:52City officials say cow intestines littered the corner of Hardee and Cavalcade.
00:58Someone called in the stench around 4 o'clock Wednesday.
01:01It's horrible.
01:02Most people that are walking around are gagging.
01:04Now, we did reach out to the city of Houston to see if they knew who owned the truck which the intestines fell from.
01:11At this point, we're still waiting to hear back.
01:13In Houston, Xavier Walton, KHOU 11 News.
01:16Is that the same guy just talking?
01:18Yes.
01:19He just puts on a weird news voice.
01:21Just do your old, hey, whatever, what's your name?
01:23You know what, Xavier?
01:24Just put on your own.
01:25There's one in every city that does this kind of stuff normal.
01:28Stupid thing, they do a stupid thing.
01:31And you know what?
01:33I've been on, I've been doing the news for 25 straight years here in the lovely city that we're in.
01:42Yeah, we know him.
01:44You know, like there's all.
01:45Every city has one.
01:46Every city has one.
01:48Every city has one.
01:48The intestines all over the street.
01:50So if you look closely at the market that they send you to, and you look around, and you're like, wait a second, there's no one doing the super cheesy voice, maybe I'll be that guy.
02:05I think this guy's different.
02:06I think he can't do recorded stuff.
02:08Yeah, you think that's it?
02:09He's younger, too.
02:10He's like, oh, intestines, dude.
02:12Intestines on the road, blah, blah, blah.
02:14And then when he records it, he's like, and that's where the cow was.
02:18I don't think he can record.
02:21I don't think he can record.
02:22I think he's got a problem with this.
02:23Because he's totally different live.
02:24He sounded better live.
02:25Push that.
02:26Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:27Push that.
02:28Push that.
02:28Push that.
02:28Push that.
02:29She drove right through this.
02:31Yeah, it's like when he speaks normal, he's fine.
02:35But when he goes to record something, he puts on, I need to really show it.
02:42It's pretty gross.
02:43The city workers say it was actually cowed intestines.
02:47So here he is live.
02:48But that stench, that's going to stay around for a while.
02:52That smell, it's indescribable.
02:56And I should have on a mask like you right now.
02:58Tosh Scott says she had to pick up.
03:00Tosh Scott says she had to pick up a baby Tasty Arnold.
03:06Hey, Xavier, can you calm it down a bit when you're doing your reads?
03:09Yeah, man.
03:09I mean, no problem.
03:11I got no problem.
03:11Yeah, okay.
03:12So the cow intestine stuff, can we just redo that?
03:14Yeah, I'll take it from the top.
03:15Yeah, okay.
03:15Tasty Arnold has to be picked up a baby.
03:21No, no, no, Xavier, Xavier, man.
03:23Hey, man, what's up?
03:24Again, you're putting on some sort of like exaggerated enunciations and stuff.
03:28I'm trying to hit like a couple.
03:30Yeah, no, you don't need to do that because we just want your regular read on this one.
03:34Just describe the scene and what's going on there.
03:36You got it.
03:37I think I get what you mean.
03:38You get it?
03:38Co-intestants were everyone.
03:43Son of a bitch.
03:44Who hired this guy?
03:45Who hired this guy?
03:45I have no idea.
03:46My shoulder hurts holding this camera.
03:48I'll be here 20 years after this.
03:50You'll all be gone, but I'll be doing this and making lots of money.
03:56Xavier.
03:57We'll be making crap when I break this camera over your face, Xavier.
04:01It's horrible.
04:02Like most people that are walking around are gagging.
04:04Jerry Benoit had just come home.
04:06Started looking around and then saw the city truck pull up.
04:09Stop it.
04:09I can't believe he doesn't know how bad this is.
04:11He says the city quickly cleaned up the mess, but that horrible smell.
04:20Yeah, it's going to be here a while.
04:21It's going to linger a bit.
04:22When he is just live, he's totally fine.
04:26Yeah, because like live is like, hey, all right, check back in with this thing and I'll
04:30let you guys know when they get these cow things.
04:32Now we did reach out to the city.
04:33Live, serious live.
04:34They knew who owned the truck.
04:36I mean, it's still a little.
04:37It's just not as bad.
04:39At this point, we're still waiting to hear back.
04:41But that's normal.
04:42That's just a normal voice.
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:44I feel like he took some of like speech tips or something from The Rock.
04:49Like the way he like, I think he's trying to emulate The Rock.
04:52He may have been a professional wrestler.
04:54Like the way he's like talking on the mic.
04:57He looks like he wants to be The Rock.
04:59Doesn't he have mannerisms like The Rock?
05:00Absolutely, yes.
05:01I see it.
05:02I think he's trying to combine The Rocks.
05:04And Snagglepuss?
05:05He loves The Rock.
05:05He's Snaggle Rock?
05:06Yeah, it's really, it's not good.
05:08I bet he follows The Rock on social media.
05:10100%.
05:10That's how we just bypassed the cow intestines stuff on the road story.
05:16Yeah, I'm done with it.
05:18So Andy's right.
05:19He's fine live in front of a camera.
05:21But when he goes to record, he feels like he has to put on this inflection.
05:26Maybe somebody at the station's pranking him and they got his headphones all screwy.
05:29I don't know.
05:30He sounds really weird when he records because they got his headphones off.
05:34He's almost going for the Ron Burgundy.
05:38Like, a little bit.
05:40We'll never figure out Xavier's voice.
05:42No, we won't.
05:43Oh, well.
05:44We wish him the best.
05:44Well, if it gets back to him, just tell him to maybe tone it down a little bit.
05:48Tone it down.
05:49I was wondering if anyone has ever said that to the local guy here.
05:52No chance.
05:52No.
05:53No chance.
05:53They love it.
05:54Someone should, though.
05:55People love it, I guess.
05:56Do they really?
05:57He's a popular dude.
05:58Popular, though?
05:59Yeah.
05:59Yeah.