Dave & Chuck the Freak have an update to the story from yesterday about the man who was shot in the ass twice in Florida. It turns out, it was his wife who shot him, he was tased by an innocent bystander, and says he still loves his wife in an interview with the news.
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00:00man Florida's effed up yesterday morning if you were with us we told the story out of Naples
00:10a dude riding his bike down the street shot in the ass twice by a woman who was driving a car
00:19boom boom we know more about this story today didn't someone speculate they could have known
00:25them or something they do know each other uh not random his wife shot him in the ass twice hate hate
00:36the cycling hates the cycling and he just gave an interview to the local tv stations where he just
00:43whipped his drawers down to show off his shot up ass cheeks wow does he still love his wife
00:51they've loved all that here's the latest from the Naples double ass shooting take a listen in
01:00I've been shot I've been shot I'm the victim you're okay you're the big story tonight
01:05Naples man is out of the hospital after he got shot I didn't want to see that man's ass right there
01:10but the person who pulled the trigger was his wife and a bystander also tased him yeah what a night
01:16okay now tonight 87 good golden is biggest more from the man who says he still loves the woman
01:20what Jose Trujillo is riding his bike home from work here along radio road next thing you know his
01:27wife pulled up next to him pulled out a gun and that's when he says she shot him Trujillo said his
01:32wife was screaming that he was robbing her a good samaritan stepped in using their own taser
01:37got him got him that's the best part Tase's ass that's the best part he's in good spirits right
01:48he's been shot twice in the ass and Tase and still is okay I can see why they thought maybe he got
01:56shot twice in the ass but really got shot once in the ass no they said twice but it went through
02:01that bullet went in and out he just said that you think yeah yeah went in and out now she fired off
02:06like round oh man that's an infection soon huh oh man he hasn't changed his underpants since the
02:13accident did you notice that yeah well they had the holes they had the holes in them covered and
02:19treated or something yeah but come on get them underpants off you're going on the news I know
02:24you're gonna pull down your underpants on the news and you do those dirty drawers
02:28I'll take you back you to see the bullet holes are in the underwear too that's why I wore them
02:35that guy has a crazy crazy relationship absolutely that's my wife right I love her like she was good
02:40to me she gave me a better life bro she's crazy as what's really crazy yeah she gave me a better
02:51life bro but she's crazy as f wow this was the final straw not even a bullet to the butt can shatter
02:57love of course I would like to spend the rest of my life with her that's my baby you know till the toe
03:01tags you know my journey with her has tungsten in reporting a name let me write that down
03:07I've never heard that one before let me write that down till the toe tags is gonna be my next card to
03:11amber the toe tags I feel like if you say that maybe too early someone would get really like
03:17what are you implying I'm gonna be dead yeah you're right holy hell are they they close up on his ass
03:23yeah you know at least that looks like it hurts oh my god it's missing he's missing skin
03:28I mean he didn't bandage it up either he just used his underwear to
03:33oh dirty yeah there's no neosporin there's no
03:37what a beautiful tale of love
03:40two shot or more one shot to the ass but multiple shots fired and tased and yet he still loves her and
03:46he'll still be with her till toe tags I just think that is it I mean I couldn't have made the story
03:51any funnier without that taste that taste was the best oh I know got me totally like more guys
03:56already down chill chill I'm the victim I'm the victim what a crazy
04:01take that somebody was like got him take 40 000 volts
04:07got the douchebag frying light him up buttercup fire
04:15uh what an amazing tale taser taser taser
04:20it's just I don't know I laughed out loud I was crying this morning watching that story just
04:26oh man not what I expected when we first reported it yesterday you never would have thought it would
04:32be his wife love you know yeah so sometimes you just can't control it and still in love at the end
04:38of it all quite a tale I'm not sure I could still love you if you that's what I mean shot me in the ass
04:44and then that's how strong their love is Dave that's how strong it may be a weird day if amber
04:50does ever shoot me in the ass yeah it would and a bystander tases me I almost feel like maybe you're
04:55like you know she I guess I could be under a lot of stress in my ass and saying I still love her
05:00I still love her I love her I could it's possible yeah could you record your relationship survive
05:07your partner shooting you in the ass no I think mine could many could I think mine could yeah I
05:14think so many could I really do Lisa I think I could like if amber shot me in the ass like she had
05:19like a crazy day I think I couldn't just walk away from her yeah you'd want to try and get her some
05:24help and then make it work you in the end I understand but she had a crazy day like think about the
05:30a crazy day does not involve shooting someone in the ass sometimes I don't really it's not it's
05:36out of character sure yeah but I can see what you mean like you think about your love that you have
05:41right and I'm just throwing that away because she shot me right I mean some people would I guess
05:47some people would but well sure what if like she like you knew she was just trying to shoot you in
05:54the ass well maybe then your partner shoots you in the ass it's probably you're telling me Lenny has
05:59a crazy day and snaps a bit and shoots you that's it I'd have to reevaluate well I get it but I don't
06:06think it's a safe situation if someone shoots you in the ass I can't just see you walking away from love
06:11after 20 years love you know it's 20 years with that something's not right obviously he's had some
06:18issues it's not a bad day that's not a bad day situation like the wife chased him down in the car
06:23and then shot him yeah yeah but that you know that's just James honestly yeah Cody's chasing you
06:30in the car and she shoots you in the ass because she's had like she's had a moment yeah she's had
06:35something's gone really wrong you're gonna walk away from her forever I think I probably will yeah
06:39really chase me down and shoot me now if it's something that I did and I'm being shot
06:44there's only one thing really I can see it being joshing around joshing around caught us
06:56joshing around again chuck joshing around in the pool oh and got our noodles out we were sword fighting
07:02yeah those weren't noodles and to clarify I know Amber's not gonna shoot me but I'm just saying in
07:07the weird weird rare one in a million shot that one day she loses her mind and shoots me I just don't
07:13think I'd say all right we're over yeah like you'd really want to try and help them yes codependent
07:19I'll try to talk to you thanks Lisa if that happens you could get me some help yeah put me into a safe
07:24house you're gonna have to talk to Dave hey Lise did you hear Amber shot Dave in the ass this weekend
07:30and he's totally fine with it he's like I saw him on the news he was like I love her
07:34you gotta talk to him okay okay I'm trying to talk some sense she will and she would
07:43be like Dave Dave I just want to come into my office and close the door yeah get a piece of
07:49paper out get a piece of paper out what if Chuck shot you in the ass would you be upset yes yeah yeah
07:59you would there's my point
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