Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about some fans of Lady Gaga that are upset with her for being featured in a migraine advertisement. Then, Chuck says if he took a pill that was able to grow his dong and hair, he would be the face of it for free!
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00:00Lady Gaga's fans are quite upset.
00:08She's the new spokesperson for a migraine medication.
00:13And her fans, for some reason, are unreasonably angry
00:15because they think she's sold out.
00:18One's saying, girl, what the hell happened to you?
00:21You care about money way more than anything else anymore?
00:24Shame.
00:25Another said, why is Gaga doing this?
00:27How come our mother monster would sponsor a medicine?
00:31This is insane.
00:33She doesn't need the money.
00:34I know.
00:35She does, but I think she is actually a sufferer.
00:38Here's the commercial they're so upset about.
00:40I know what it's like to perform through pain.
00:42If you're like me, one of the millions suffering from pain caused by migraine,
00:47Nertek ODT may help.
00:49It's the only medication that can treat a migraine when it strikes
00:52and prevent migraine attacks.
00:55Treat and prevent all in one.
00:57Don't take if allergic to Nertek.
00:59Allergic reactions can occur even days after using.
01:01Most common side effects were nausea, indigestion, and stomach pain.
01:04We're in this together.
01:06Talk to a doctor about Nertek ODT.
01:09That is a little disappointing.
01:11It's weird to see her in a drug commercial.
01:13Yeah, I don't know why she did that.
01:14Imagine this, though.
01:15So, like, I don't like, I wouldn't like the idea of promoting something that I
01:21wasn't really, like, A, I don't take.
01:25B, I don't really know if it works.
01:28You know?
01:28I'm just going by what, I just read whatever they write in front of me
01:31because they paid me a certain amount of money to do it.
01:33But do you know the campaign that I would run if there was a pill that made it bigger
01:38and, like, it actually worked?
01:42I'd be on every billboard.
01:44I'd be like, I'm Chuck the Freak.
01:47I took Grosembeck.
01:52Grosembeck.
01:54Would you have, like, nice music playing in the background, too?
01:59This is the only reason I could see her doing it, though, that she takes it
02:02and she's like, listen, this really works.
02:07Yeah, that's the only way I could see her actually promoting it, too.
02:09That would be my whole, I'd be on a podium and I'd be like,
02:12gentlemen, it works!
02:17My God, it worked!
02:18Or if I grew my hair back, like, look it!
02:21It grows everything.
02:22That pill grows everything.
02:24Yes, you're right.
02:25It just grows.
02:26I've grown.
02:27Yep.
02:27I'm as tall as it grows back.
02:29Your wiener grows.
02:30Yeah, Dave's like, I can't believe he went on Grosembeck.
02:34I'm like, I love it!
02:35I wonder how much he got paid for it.
02:37She does suffer from severe migraines, though.
02:39That's been documented for years, whether she uses this drug or not.
02:42And that's the only thing.
02:43Like, if I took it for real and it worked and it helped me
02:46and I thought getting the info out would help some people with severe migraines
02:51and they're going to pay me a billion dollars to do it, too.
02:54She got that Pfizer money.
02:56Yeah.
02:57And that's it.
02:58I mean, I can understand there are some people that are just like 100% against.
03:02Maybe that's the root of the problem.
03:04It's Pfizer.
03:05It's just against big drug companies.
03:08Big drug companies.
03:08Big drug companies.
03:10Because the Kardashians do it.
03:12You know, they promote different things.
03:14They do that exact pill, too.
03:16Is that the one?
03:16Oh, is that the one?
03:17See, that's what I'm saying.
03:18Yeah, so.
03:19It's a miracle pill.
03:20Yeah, Pfizer money.
03:20It's not about the money.
03:21It's about the, I want to help you.
03:23I just want to help.
03:24I mean, they're paying me $7 million for this, but I just want to help.
03:27Listen, if there was Grosembeck.
03:29Yeah, jog back to your commercial.
03:31Yeah.
03:31If there was Grosembeck, I'd be like, I'm doing this for free.
03:36For free?
03:37No, you're not.
03:38No, I swear to God, I'm not being paid.
03:40Liar.
03:41Look at this.
03:43I am doing this for free.
03:45That's a huge hog.
03:47Well, can I tell you, at one time it wasn't.
03:52I used to be five foot eight.
03:55I like the idea of James playing the piano in the background.
03:57No, he's like my monster dancer.
04:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Oh, oh, oh.
04:04The hog is huge.
04:06Oh, he's a big dude.
04:08Oh, oh, Zembeck.
04:10Look at that hair.
04:12Oh, man.
04:13Run your fingers through it.
04:13He don't care.
04:14I'm telling you, man.
04:15If there was Grosembeck, I'd do it for free.
04:19I would just, every social media of mine would just be that.
04:25Join me on my Grosembeck journey.
04:28Side effects include.
04:30I don't care.
04:31Side effects include tons of sex.
04:35I mean, like, it's.
04:38Sorry.
04:40Grosembeck.
04:40Look for Chuck the Freak, the new spokesperson for Grosembeck.