Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who was taking dirty pics in a grocery store parking lot and gave two random guys an accidental show.
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00:00the question for you is when did you see an accidental show back in our early 20s we'd
00:11record basketball tournaments we played in so my buddy hooks up the camcorder to the tv
00:15we sit down to watch one as he's looking down setting it up it starts playing his girlfriend
00:21twiddling her bits for all to see oh geez he realizes what's on the tv and tries to turn it
00:27off but he ends up fumbling the camera oh do you tell her so that's you and that's your girlfriend
00:34oh my god and the whole basketball team has now seen the private tape she made for you
00:39she won't be your girlfriend any longer do you tell her or do you just try and keep it a secret
00:42from her put that in the x files yeah i know but get back to her though it's gonna yeah it's gonna
00:48because one of the guys is gonna say something yeah i saw what's her name
00:53squiggly yep
00:57i saw oh this girl i thought you saw someone else no not me okay um now this woman accidentally gave
01:09the show hi anonymous with voice changing technology hello go ahead i appreciate that thank you
01:17who go ahead yeah no i i was uh i was at meyer's and i was trying to take pictures of my vagina for
01:26somebody at meyer is that the grocery store and it's just another grocery store vagina i parked far
01:33away though i parked far away and it was i was gonna send it to her before i went in
01:38i don't know like i got done taking the pictures and i looked up and there were these two guys like
01:45they had gotten out of their truck they were parked two spaces like further than me which was like
01:51really far away from everybody but they were like rubbing their foreheads with their faces in their
01:57hands and i was like oh my god they've seen it all they've seen it all did you say you're i'm sorry
02:03you're a lesbian lady i mean not really she's just my best friend we were like swapping pictures i
02:09i love female best friends i mean they're just friends they just do friendly things i guarantee
02:16those two dudes acted like two hunters that saw a deer in the desert
02:19they did have like camon wow shut your mouth god damn it move slow come on they were rubbing
02:34their foreheads yeah oh my god i couldn't tell if it was like a father-son duo or if it was like
02:41a dog with his older partner i don't know what is it that's the best day of their life
02:47move wait what move move with the wind i'm trying i'm trying i'm about i almost stepped on a twig
02:52hold on hold on ready let me rub my forehead real quick three two one shimmy
02:57shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy
02:58stop stop oh oh kneel down it's one of them lesbians
03:03she's one of them lesbians she's a lesbian oh my god let's keep rubbing our foreheads i hope she
03:14doesn't see us hide behind her hands
03:17they were just at a grocery store parking lot yeah you don't expect that no you don't know you
03:26never know what's going to happen at the mire look at that boy let me tell you that is a
03:32lesbian right there taking pictures just giving them to her friend her best friend
03:38i ain't never seen no lesbians before that's one in the flesh
03:43i like the shimmy yeah yeah
03:48the grocery store guys in their camo who stumble upon a woman taking pictures of her vagina
03:57they tend to be trees
03:58we're just there for some simple deer piss
04:03yeah that's all they wanted i mean a good day for them
04:08hopefully yeah yeah yeah but um do a lot of women take pics of their vag for their friends
04:13no i don't think so i think so thank you for being a friend
04:16she's like not really i'm not really a lesbian
04:23do you think uh that they were just like this is what mine looks like what does yours look like
04:29girls is mine okay i'm gonna say they do now i'm gonna say that this is what girls do do girls do that
04:35girls are always doing that of course they just can't stop doing they need vagina pic yeah they just
04:41want validation from their friends about how great theirs looks here's mine let me see yours
04:47yeah that's awesome wow can they do it just that i'm just at the grocery store i just wondered if
04:55my vagina looked good today snap me a quick pic here it is here it is here's about 10
05:00i'll see yours and raise you one of mine oh wow yours looks great hey i think so too
05:07how are your boobies oh check them out oh my goodness here's a full nude
05:12in the car you are hot thanks just normal conversations between ladies are lucky
05:18yep that is what happened