Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was caught on video peeing while sitting at a slot machine and hear all about people who have relieved themselves in casinos.
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00:00this is a nasty bitch
00:09I've seen
00:11a few nasty bitches through the years
00:13but I've heard stories of this
00:16happening thank god I've never witnessed it
00:17because I'm really not in casinos a lot
00:20but everyone knows that if you go to the casino
00:21and select a slot machine you can't walk
00:24away from it until
00:25you're completely drained of money and dignity
00:27because someone's going to hit it big
00:30the next person is going to win
00:32well
00:33pros know this apparently and I've heard
00:36you know these stories from friends of mine that
00:38work at casinos that people actually wear
00:40diapers oh yeah they don't need
00:42to you know they're not
00:43incontinent like cork lady
00:45but they wear them
00:48because if they have to go
00:50to the bathroom and they're on a winning
00:52streak they don't want to leave
00:53this lady
00:56here got caught
00:57just pissing on the floor
00:59while
01:01sitting in front of a slot machine
01:04don't man have a deal
01:06at a casino
01:07apparently it happens
01:10all the time
01:12oh I'm sure
01:12here's a little taste of
01:15what went down here
01:18it's not really the
01:24type of person
01:26I would have thought would have done this
01:27no
01:28look at how wet the chair is too
01:30it's wet behind her
01:31well she's pissing
01:33I know
01:33it's just
01:34it's spreading a lot
01:36like your clothes
01:38are
01:38she must
01:40because the back of the chair is wet
01:43and she's in a skirt
01:45um
01:48but like
01:49how old do you think that person is
01:51late 20s early 30s
01:52yeah like it's just
01:53a lot of times
01:54with like the sweet
01:55slot addiction
01:56it's like
01:57you know
01:5973 year old
02:00old man
02:01who's gonna
02:02yeah
02:02who's gonna pee there
02:03but
02:03this girl looks like
02:06she might have just
02:06sat down just to pee
02:07and she's pretending
02:09to be on the phone
02:10no she's playing
02:11she's addicted
02:12to whatever game
02:13she's on
02:13that's so gross
02:16is it a name brand bag
02:17or is it a knockoff
02:18visa
02:18looks like a knockoff
02:19I thought so too
02:20yeah Jimmy Vuitton
02:22I've never heard of him
02:23yeah
02:24there's guys
02:25that would pay for that
02:26what do you mean
02:27pay for her to do that
02:29in front of them
02:29oh there
02:30well they're filthy
02:30bitches too
02:31the former casino
02:33workers who weighed
02:34in on this
02:34confirm
02:35listen this is not
02:37at all unusual
02:38they do
02:39pee on the floor
02:41we've had people
02:42poop on the floor
02:44you know
02:45sometimes you just
02:46have to go to the
02:46bathroom
02:47someone said
02:47I witnessed someone
02:49shake a turd
02:50out of their pant leg
02:51at the casino in Tampa
02:52happens too many times
02:54that's right
02:54you know what I was
02:58saying
02:58whatever
02:58jackass
03:00one time
03:01I actually
03:02was at the casino
03:03and uh
03:04I can't tell
03:07my throat's been
03:08messed up for a week
03:08right
03:09so you're making fun
03:09of me though
03:10but this is
03:11interesting
03:11I just needed to
03:15take a sip of water
03:16but I had to get
03:17to breaking turd
03:17news
03:18I know
03:18I know
03:19oh my god
03:19the pressure
03:20I'm sorry
03:22I gotta get to
03:22this news
03:23even though I
03:24desperately need
03:24to take a drink
03:25we've got
03:26breaking turd news
03:27next time I
03:27should just do
03:27this
03:28give myself a
03:29second
03:29breaking turd news
03:31breaking turd news
03:32yeah
03:34would you say
03:37something to
03:38someone if you
03:39saw them shake
03:39a turd out of
03:40their pant leg
03:41no
03:41I'd just leave
03:42sir I think you
03:43dropped something
03:44that person is
03:45questionable
03:46so no
03:46what are you gonna
03:47say to them
03:48like
03:48if you worked
03:50at the casino
03:51in Tampa
03:51I'd more say
03:52I'd say stuff
03:53to myself
03:54like I think
03:54I think I'm in
03:55the wrong casino
03:56but that's every
03:58casino
03:59I hope you're
03:59in the right spot
04:00I feel like some
04:01are better than
04:01others but
04:02I hear if you see
04:03somebody shake
04:04a turd out of
04:04their pants
04:05it's good luck
04:05you should go
04:05play on
04:06that's true
04:06aren't you
04:07supposed to
04:07grab it and
04:08throw it over
04:08your shoulder
04:09yeah that's
04:09what it is
04:10grab it and
04:11throw it over
04:11your shoulder
04:11and if you
04:12hit a prostitute
04:13it's double
04:14good luck
04:14oh yeah
04:14that's it
04:15hit a big
04:16angle
04:16oh my god
04:17more breaking
04:18turd news
04:19my mother worked
04:20at a casino
04:20blackjack dealer
04:21she had a guy
04:22drop a deuce
04:23in his pants
04:23while sitting there
04:24shake his leg
04:24and let it roll
04:25out the bottom
04:25of his pant leg
04:26so this is the
04:27thing they do
04:27they will just
04:28how do you
04:29make that happen
04:30you'd have to
04:31stand up
04:31obviously
04:32I can't be
04:33wearing underwear
04:33how do I
04:35shake a turd
04:36out of my pants
04:36I think that
04:37you can be
04:38in maybe
04:38like loose
04:39boxers
04:40and do it
04:41if you're
04:42in loose
04:42box
04:43anything that's
04:43tight
04:44like nothing's
04:44gonna get
04:45around my thighs
04:45you better have
04:47like the perfect
04:48amount of fiber
04:48in your diet
04:49in order to
04:50have a turd
04:50that's gonna
04:50come out
04:51to where you
04:51can just
04:51shake it
04:52down your leg
04:52that's a hard
04:53stool
04:53yeah
04:54have no
04:56streaks
04:56yeah no
04:57okay alright
04:58that was a good
04:59one Jason
04:59just saying
05:00yeah
05:00yeah
05:01eat that
05:02crackling
05:02oat bran
05:03yeah Jason
05:04could do it
05:04oh my god
05:05so we know
05:06what Jason's
05:06doing at the
05:07casino
05:07it's just like
05:08deer poop
05:10comes out
05:11in little pellets
05:11I just
05:12there are certain
05:13people that I
05:14think should be
05:14put down
05:15and if you're
05:15shaking turds
05:16out of your
05:17pants at a
05:17casino
05:17line up
05:19well you know
05:19we give out
05:20the number
05:20to call
05:21and I
05:22feel like
05:22if you're
05:23shaking turds
05:24out at
05:24some place
05:25it might be
05:25time to
05:26call
05:26call that
05:28number
05:28yeah
05:29I know it
05:29by heart
05:29if you want
05:30call 1-800
05:31turd dropper
05:32yeah
05:32well let's
05:33start that
05:33that's a
05:34different kind of
05:35help
05:35because I bet
05:37it's terrible
05:39yeah
05:39he's gonna drop
05:40a turd somewhere
05:41on your body
05:42for cash
05:42yeah
05:42I couldn't
05:45even wear a
05:46diaper
05:46I mean I've
05:46never been in
05:47this position
05:47right
05:47but I
05:48couldn't
05:48as a
05:48grown man
05:49who is
05:50fully in
05:51control of
05:51all my
05:52other regions
05:52yeah
05:53I couldn't
05:53just wear
05:54a diaper
05:54for fun
05:56for
05:57the fact
05:59that I
05:59don't want
06:00to leave
06:00a slot
06:01machine
06:02yeah
06:02I know
06:02what you're
06:02saying
06:03yeah
06:03that shows
06:04you're not
06:04addicted to
06:05gambling
06:05exactly
06:06good
06:06yes
06:06I don't
06:07have to
06:07call
06:071-800
06:08turd dropper
06:08there's
06:09nothing
06:09actually
06:09that I
06:10am that
06:11addicted to
06:12no
06:12what if
06:14you were
06:14out metal
06:15detecting
06:16and you
06:16didn't want
06:16anyone to
06:17no there's
06:18there's
06:18contingency
06:19plans for
06:20that
06:20there's been
06:21many a
06:21field deduce
06:22taken
06:22not by
06:23me
06:23someone said
06:24oh my god
06:25that phone
06:25number
06:25takes you
06:26directly
06:26to Elon Musk
06:27oh my god
06:30let him know
06:32yeah
06:33I'm sure
06:35the people
06:35listening in
06:36Vegas deal
06:36with this
06:36all the time
06:37right
06:37like that
06:38Vegas
06:38casinos
06:39gotta be
06:39prime
06:40poop
06:40and pee
06:41zones
06:41oh my god
06:42yeah
06:42that's where
06:42the diehards
06:43go
06:43but like I
06:44said
06:44you know
06:44like I saw
06:45that guy
06:45die in
06:46Vegas
06:46and you
06:46wouldn't even
06:47know
06:47anything
06:47happened
06:48I feel
06:48like
06:49there's
06:50like a
06:50turd squad
06:51in Vegas
06:52that's unlike
06:53anything
06:54else
06:55you know
06:56like they
06:57get
06:57they just
06:58take care of
06:59it like
06:59so fast
07:00which is why
07:00they could
07:01smell like
07:02air freshener
07:03all the time
07:03oh yeah
07:03you know
07:05that you're
07:05being fooled
07:06yeah
07:06I gotta cover up
07:07all the bodily
07:08stuff
07:08yeah
07:08it's being
07:09so much
07:10urine
07:10you
07:10you
07:11you
07:11you
07:12you
07:12you
07:12you
07:13you