Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who stabbed a man in the ass at a urinal and try to figure out her motive.
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00:00Uh-oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:10Every guy knows the number one rule of the urinal is you stare straight ahead.
00:16You never look left, you never look right, you just stare at the wall.
00:19Well, depending if you know the person beside you, you can look at theirs.
00:22Well, that's your rule.
00:24That's only when you and I go to the bathroom, I think.
00:25Oh, yeah, well, Dave, I've seen his.
00:27Okay, this has got to be up there, too, though.
00:30Never stab anyone.
00:31Oh, wow.
00:32Never stab anyone.
00:33I'm not ready to be stabbed there.
00:35No, and I don't think this guy was either.
00:36A guy in his 40s was out at a bar in Toledo, Ohio the other day, went to the bathroom.
00:42While he was standing, taking a leak at the urinal, a woman runs in and stabs him multiple times in the ass.
00:52Oh, best place to be stabbed.
00:55Yeah, you're not expecting it.
00:57No, you're not.
00:58Not clear if they had talked earlier or what, but this guy said he doesn't know her.
01:05A random urinal ass stabbing, allegedly.
01:08God.
01:09So we did some investigation here.
01:11Yeah, yeah.
01:11Because they don't have a mugshot.
01:13Okay.
01:13But only one lady with that name at that age.
01:19Okay.
01:19In that area.
01:22I believe it is this lady here.
01:28Well, it's that lady.
01:29Mm-hmm.
01:30Allegedly.
01:30Allegedly.
01:31Because she did an interview.
01:34This woman with the exact same name did an interview with the local news two years ago about her kid's school.
01:40And her kid's school, if you look it up on Google, is right down the street from where this ass stabbing happened.
01:46Okay.
01:47So it's got to be her, right?
01:49Yeah, I would say so.
01:50Allegedly.
01:50What's the motive?
01:52There's no motive, Lise.
01:53This guy says he didn't know her.
01:55It can't be mistaken ass-denity.
01:58A case of mistaken ass-denity?
02:01Possibly, Chuck.
02:02I thought, like, she ran in.
02:03Because she was from behind.
02:04And was like, oh, there's that a-hole.
02:05Bang, bang.
02:06Right.
02:06And then I'm like, ah, who?
02:07And she's like, oh, no.
02:09Oh, my God, wrong ass.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Anything's possible.
02:11The only thing that makes stabbing worse is if you're covered in your own urine.
02:16It's true.
02:17Like, I can't even imagine being stabbed, but I have to finish.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Look out!
02:22Oh!
02:23Hold on!
02:24Hold on!
02:24Hold on!
02:25Hold on!
02:26Just a minute!
02:26Just a minute!
02:27Just a minute!
02:27Oh, God.
02:27It takes longer and longer every year.
02:30Oh, it's taking longer and longer.
02:31Yeah, I'm on now.
02:34How are you?
02:35Just turn around and you spray her.
02:37I don't think you can just-
02:39I don't know.
02:39We'll have to give it a shot.
02:41If you could, James, if you could stand and pee and-
02:43Yeah, let me consume a whole bunch of water.
02:45If you can't, I'll tend to stab him in the ass.
02:46Yeah, just pinch me real hard in the butt a few times.
02:48I'll be right there.
02:49Just a few, a few, five, you know, ten.
02:51I'll meet you next commercial break.
02:52All right.
02:53And it says his pants were down, so is he one of those guys that-
02:58Obviously.
02:59Pulls his pants down at the urinal?
03:00When you pull your pants down at the urinal.
03:02Yeah, I'd almost-
03:02You guys have been saying that for years.
03:03Me too.
03:03I may want to stab someone.
03:04Might have been a justified standing.
03:06That's not acceptable.
03:07Hey, if there's any man listening right now that pees at a urinal with their pants beneath
03:12beneath their ass.
03:14Yeah, pants.
03:15You gotta stop that.
03:16Your ass is out.
03:17If your ass is out at a urinal, I'm gonna say you could, you should get stabbed.
03:23Yeah, like it's so, so much more than you need to reveal.
03:28Here's the interview she did with a local TV station in Toledo a couple years ago.
03:32Changes are now being requested.
03:36I haven't had the best experiences with them in the past with my son at the high school,
03:42so I wanted to come see, you know, maybe ask some questions.
03:46Mommy, mother of three, Shanaz Ali made her presence known at the Keeping Mommy Safe meeting
03:51held at the high school on Wednesday-
03:52She's a mommy of three.
03:53Well, yeah, but it's also, is it Mommy Ohio that they're-
03:58Oh, she could be a mommy mother.
04:01Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to, I mean, I hate to burst your bubble or whatever, but
04:07She's a mommy of three.
04:11This is the news.
04:13Yeah, I hated to do that, but-
04:16I'm a mommy of three from mommy.
04:19Yeah, yeah.
04:20She's a mommy from mommy.
04:21Yeah.
04:21Anyway, back to her interview.
04:22Trouble in the past.
04:24My concern is that some schools are being used as a pipeline from school straight to
04:30the prison system, where students are getting in trouble for simple things like disrupting
04:37the class, and that is actually termed as a misdemeanor where they could potentially get
04:42legal trouble.
04:43However-
04:44So, she's worried that if her kids get in trouble in school-
04:48That they charge them.
04:49They charge them.
04:50They're not charging them.
04:51Are her kids-
04:52Are her kids trouble just like she is?
04:55When mommy stabs some man in the ass?
04:57I'm not saying anything because you don't really know, but I know that a lot of stuff is genetic.
05:06A lot of stuff is passed down.
05:08Oh, mommy.
05:11Mommy just stabbed someone in mommy.
05:16Time for the news and a mommy does the stabbing in mommy.
05:21A mommy woman.
05:23Oh, that woman's a mommy.
05:24Ah, well.
05:29Well, yes.
05:30I just love to know the motive.
05:32Like, she had to know the guy.
05:34Had to be something up, right?
05:35I mean, but everyone's on edge, so I don't even know.
05:39Like, I don't know what triggers somebody-
05:40So, I just randomly stabbed someone in the ass in a bathroom just because I'm upset?
05:44I feel like she must have felt disrespected in some way.
05:48She walked by and she saw it, saw the ass.
05:51Somebody opened the door and she was-
05:52Oh.
05:53Wow, couldn't that be crazy?
05:55Why is this man-
05:56Like, sometimes when you can see into a bathroom-
05:58For a split second, yeah.
05:59And she saw his man ass, she's like, ow, rude.
06:02She just happened to have a knife on her?
06:03Yeah, she does.
06:04Wow, that lady's always got a knife on her.
06:05She's an armed mommy.
06:08You have to have one in mommy.
06:09Yeah.
06:11I know I would, but a strange story.
06:15What was the place called?
06:16Suds and Grub.
06:18Leroy and Margaret Suds and Grub.
06:20I don't think that's where I would choose to get my-
06:23Where are you going tonight, Chuck?
06:25Well, I'm hoping to get blown at Leroy's and Margaret Suds and Grub.
06:32Leroy and Margaret Suds and Grub.
06:32Looks like a nice place for me outside.
06:34Oh, yeah?
06:35Yeah, there it is.
06:36So, what do you do in your laundry and your-
06:39Oh, is that what it-
06:41Or is it Suds like beer?
06:43Or Suds is like beer.
06:44Oh.
06:44Yeah.
06:45I mean, I thought the same thing at first.
06:47I was like, bubbles?
06:48My brain went to Suds.
06:50I was like, oh, that's-
06:50They apparently have amazing fried deviled eggs worth the visit.
06:54Fried deviled eggs?
06:55Yes.
06:56Oh, that sounds horrible.
06:57In Ohio, they deep fry everything.
06:59Well.
07:01Yeah, they do.
07:02We've heard that.
07:03Andy's told us.
07:04I don't know.
07:04Maybe she is like some kind of Avenger that goes around making sure dudes don't have their ass out.
07:09Avenger.
07:11If that's what surfaced, I wouldn't be as mad.
07:15If it came out and she was-
07:17She's a do-gooder?
07:18Well, if it came out where she was like-
07:20Spreading the world of man-ass.
07:22Okay.
07:23What if it came to the story-
07:24You guys have been upset for years.
07:25If the story came out that another person walked in the bathroom and she just happened to be walking by and saw a guy's ass out,
07:32and it drove her over the edge and she went in and stabbed the bare ass.
07:37I'm not as upset with her, even though she shouldn't have done it.
07:42I can understand maybe it being upsetting.
07:45When you walk around the corner and there's a man's ass at the urinal out, it's upsetting.
07:51It's upsetting as a man, I guess, for a woman as well.
07:55For anyone.
07:57I know what's happening on the other side of that ass, and I'm not enjoying it.
08:02I know what's happening.
08:04I don't care.
08:07Thank you, sir.
08:09Thank you, sir.
08:11Thank you, sir.
08:15Thank you, sir.
08:17Thank you, sir.
08:19Thank you, sir.
08:24Thank you high America.
08:26visions, mysterious.
08:27Thank you, sir.
08:28You're welcome.
08:29Nice.
08:29I have no way.