Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old lady in Oklahoma who was charged after slapping a Little Caesars employee when he told her they were out of Crazy Bread.
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00:00It sucks to be old.
00:09A big 71-year-old woman in Oklahoma named Rachel Schurerman.
00:22She went through the drive-thru at a Little Caesars.
00:25Yeah.
00:26She ordered two pizzas and one crazy bread for herself.
00:31You know what I want?
00:32The usual.
00:33Two old pizzas and an order of crazy bread just for yourself, man.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Hot and ready right now.
00:42As a 17-year-old employee.
00:44Still mad you took away the extra most bestest.
00:48Which is?
00:49Extra pepperoni.
00:52Gone.
00:53A 17-year-old employee, as she pulled up to the window, said,
00:56Sorry, ma'am.
00:57Just realized we're out of crazy bread.
00:59We're out of crazy bread.
01:00It's impossible.
01:02It's a possibility.
01:04Go ahead and make another one.
01:06Rachel went nuts.
01:08Oh, I bet.
01:09This big old bride shouted at the dude.
01:13You're an idiot.
01:14Well, ask, kind of, yeah.
01:16Asked if he had a diploma.
01:18Yeah.
01:20No.
01:21No.
01:22Not yet.
01:23Not yet.
01:24Working on it.
01:26Screamed several times, are you serious?
01:28Are you serious?
01:30I mean, I'd say all these things.
01:34Got it.
01:36I mean, the only way to be out is the dough is gone.
01:40That's the only way to be out.
01:43The dough is gone.
01:45She hurled several insults at him.
01:48Oh, yeah.
01:49Asked if they hurt him.
01:51Did that what I say burn you?
01:54Was that a good burn?
01:56My diploma line?
01:59Were you hoping to graduate at some point?
02:02Now, she took her time getting out of her car.
02:06Oh, yeah.
02:07Hold on.
02:11Oh, you're a large.
02:13Large woman.
02:15Here I come.
02:16And slapped him across the face.
02:18Oh, wow.
02:20Take that.
02:21It was caught on video.
02:23Oh.
02:24Oh, great.
02:25I love when there's video.
02:26So we have this up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com for you to go check it out.
02:30There she is.
02:31Oh, man.
02:31It just looks like, you know, someone's grandma.
02:36Here's from the inside of the restaurant here.
02:40And this guy's just, she pulls up to the window.
02:42This guy's doing his deal.
02:45He walks over with two pizzas.
02:47Crazy bread, stab!
02:49And that's when he's telling her, hey, sorry.
02:50We just realized we don't have crazy bread.
02:52And that's when she starts hurling the insults.
02:56He's just taking it, though.
02:58He's just taking it, right?
02:59He's just taking it.
02:59He's like, grandma's yelling at me.
03:01She's opened her door now, and that's when she, yeah, that's when she.
03:03Yeah, let's be honest.
03:05She couldn't quite get out of the car.
03:07You're right.
03:08She just leaned.
03:10I don't know if she stood up.
03:11She's more of a lean.
03:12Yeah, you're right.
03:13More of a lean.
03:14And then he's like, all right.
03:15Then he goes back to call the manager.
03:18We'll see a better image here, I think, that's taken from outside.
03:22Yeah.
03:23He's got a beautiful vehicle.
03:24Yeah, let's need some work.
03:27Oh, I spray painted it myself.
03:30Matte black over silver.
03:32It didn't really take.
03:34I don't know if her window doesn't work or she opened her door for some reason.
03:37I guess it does not work.
03:38Okay, so that's why she had to open her door to talk to the guy.
03:40Yeah, it doesn't work.
03:41Here he is, popping his head out, telling her there's no crazy bread.
03:44No crazy bread.
03:45You're lucky I don't get out of this car and smack you on.
03:49That's when she starts hurling the insults, apparently.
03:51Yeah.
03:53Oh, he had every response that she hated, I'm sure.
03:56She can barely move in that car.
03:57She can barely move.
03:58She just has the door pressed up against the side of the building.
04:02But it was enough to let her.
04:05You tell that crazy bread.
04:06She was one crazy bread away from some kind of disaster.
04:09Oh, boy, look at this.
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11She does make it kind of out when she gets in his face.
04:15And then that's when she slapped him right there.
04:16Yeah, I saw it right there.
04:17Yep.
04:18You really wanted that crazy bread.
04:19Yeah, she did.
04:21I've been there in life.
04:22I've been there in life.
04:23It is pretty good, but.
04:25But I'm not going to slap that guy out of someone for it.
04:29You all right there, Jason?
04:30You were getting up right close to that.
04:32I couldn't see if somebody was moving or if she was just shaking the vehicle and she got,
04:35if someone's in the passenger seat.
04:36No, I think it's just all her.
04:38It looked like that red thing was Musasa's turn.
04:41Oh, there it is.
04:41And it could be.
04:42The police asked this old broad.
04:44Don't kill him.
04:45The police asked this old broad about it.
04:47She said, quote, I was just joking around.
04:49You know how it is?
04:51No, we don't.
04:52I just really wanted some crazy bread.
04:54She also admitted to slapping the kid and insulting him, but she said she only did it one time.
05:00Is that how messed up we are, though?
05:02Like, we think because the crazy bread isn't there that we should be able to slap everyone that works there?
05:09I think so now.
05:10I think that's how fast food works.
05:12That's where we are.
05:12Yeah.
05:13That's where we are in life.
05:14That's our, like, crazy entitlement is so high.
05:18Violence is just, it happens everywhere there's food now.
05:22Yeah.
05:23It can happen at any time.
05:25Food places.
05:25I don't feel like slapping anyone.
05:28I almost just feel like crying.
05:31Crying?
05:32That would make a little crazy.
05:34A man is crying.
05:35They zoom in on the drive-thru camera, and there's a man.
05:39Breaking down.
05:40Sorry, we did.
05:41The person before you got the last crazy bread.
05:44No.
05:44Oh, no.
05:45Say it.
05:46We're just out of the stuff to make it.
05:50We'll have some tomorrow.
05:52We're getting a shipment in tonight, so we'll have some more tomorrow.
05:57It's just dough, buddy.
05:59Top with some spices.
06:01It's the best bread there is.
06:05A little bit of cheese.
06:06A little bit of cheese in there.
06:08Probably make it yourself at home if you wanted to give it a shot pretty easily.
06:13Just give me an extra hot and ready.
06:14What did you ask for?
06:16Just give me an extra hot and ready.
06:17One extra hot and ready.
06:18We got it.
06:18No problem.
06:19We do have that.
06:20We'll get that right out for you.
06:21If you could just pull up.
06:22I'll take extra most besties.
06:24You don't have that?
06:25No, we don't.
06:25We can't do that anymore.
06:26No!
06:29Yeah.
06:30I mean, I don't know.
06:31I don't have the I want to slap somebody thing.
06:34It's more of like, oh man, that's so devastating.
06:38I wanted crazy bread so bad, and I can't have it.
06:42That's so sad.
06:44I don't feel like I deserve it.
06:46I don't feel like I deserve...
06:48To be denied?
06:49No, look, I don't feel like I deserve to have crazy bread whenever I need it.
06:54Oh, okay.
06:54Well, that's a good way to be.
06:55Whenever I need it.
06:56That's a good way to be.
06:56I deserve it.
06:57You don't have fast food entitlement.
06:58There are so many people that are clearly feel that way.
07:02I think crazy bread's like a right.
07:04Right.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Their right.
07:06Their own personal right.
07:08Yeah.
07:08Well, this big old crazy bread lover.
07:10She's going to pay the price now for what she did.
07:14Man, how many crazy breads do you think she's eaten in her life?
07:16You can't put a number on her.
07:19Yeah, I mean, that's...
07:21I mean, they installed a drive-thru at the one near her.
07:25Just for that reason.
07:26I think if you took some of her blood, some of it would be that crazy bread.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Well, you're 12% crazy bread, man.
07:31Oh, look, a piece of Parmesan cheese just fell out of her.
07:34That's gross.
07:36That is gross.
07:37Yeah.
07:37Mm-hmm.