Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who accidentally live-streamed herself in the shower, while shaving, to an entire funeral. And, they bet there is no one listening who had a more embarrassing thing happen to them.
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00:00i've got a question for you guys i bet there's no one listening that has done something more
00:12embarrassing than this listen to what this woman did first before you call because
00:17i can't even imagine you have to hear all the details i bet there's no one listening that
00:23has done something more embarrassing than this a woman accidentally broadcast herself nude
00:33to a church oh geez whoa pretty cool though there was this funeral in london oh no at a funeral
00:45and not everyone could make it no so the church set up a zoom where people could watch it online
00:55yikes and this woman accidentally broadcast herself showering and more oh my goodness sit and watch the
01:09funeral there was a screen set up at the funeral so people in the church could see who was joining
01:18online i know where i put my chair here's the thing she wasn't only showering she did it she was also
01:29trimming her pew i was gonna say did she shave was she shaving it my goodness incredible
01:37so people said it gave off some real only fans vibes there is a screen cap of it that someone took
01:45i do hope when i go someone does this shows up nude via zoom it'd be appropriate shaving their pubes
01:52yeah it won't be my pubes i'll be using my shower wine so she only found out about what happened
02:00that's awful when she showed up to the wake oh god i never thought of oh my god lucy oh you're the nude
02:07one freshly shaved huh loose yeah i am how would you know oh we all know you guys that is the most
02:20embarrassing thing can you imagine chuck you're trimming your pubes it's the most shower it's
02:25honestly all being up on a big screen at a funeral it's the most inappropriate thing i could do at a
02:31funeral it's pretty dumb to have it set up in your bathroom yeah you know like the whole thing i know
02:38it's do take a shower and shave and not have like the camera cover like there's a million steps yes to
02:44be taken yeah now matt in beverly massachusetts yours is funeral related to yep so um my friend he uh he
02:54passed away you know probably about 25 years old um at his funeral he played a they played an old
03:02videotape that we made you know being like 12 year old kids doing dumb things yeah in the middle of the
03:08video i was on screen with my pants down penis and balls tucked in yep saying look i got a vagina
03:16in front of the whole funeral in front of everybody forgot that was in there they must have watched it
03:24and fast forward or something that's horrible matt what did you do what did you say i turned
03:31bright red turn around and walked out i i was with my kid's mother oh all my friends everybody i grew
03:38up with like um didn't know what to say i left i couldn't face anybody no the most embarrassing thing
03:46i've ever done in my life yeah i didn't think anybody was gonna see that no right along with this
03:52what this story i mean yeah it does right there that's right there oh man that poor guy uh angie's
03:58in tampa angie what was it for you uh we were on a zoom call with the whole entire company and um a
04:06gentleman named jason actually did not realize his camera was on so he um proceeded to undo his pants
04:13and i guess he had to number two because we saw his whole frontal no jason no
04:19and then he proceeded to tuck it i mean nicely tucked it in between or tucked it under whatever
04:26it is that men do and sat down on the toilet and exactly what you said there was someone in the in
04:33the actual text chat box saying no jason no no jason no and then all of a sudden his screen went
04:39black he was from jacksonville in front of the whole company he did this is he still with the
04:44company i have not heard or seen from jason since that day yeah that's it that's it because jason
04:52went to the sky that day how do you how do you go back to work you can't no no he can't he hopped
04:57on the railroad yeah yeah yeah yeah not just right in front guys yeah thanks angie thanks for calling
05:05it oh my god jason no moved up to michigan now he's working with you guys yeah exactly
05:10his uh his crazy past yeah oh pooping on a zoom that's not great it's not great uh john
05:20is with us in easton hi john hey what's happening guys we're doing good so we're talking about this
05:26woman that accidentally broadcast herself showering during a zoom funeral wondering if you've done
05:31something worse all right so uh anyway um i got home from work and i had i was doing something i
05:37forget what i was doing but i had some time to kill so of course i was like oh well get the old phone out
05:41and uh take care of myself in the meantime and uh sat down in the living room did such that
05:47finished up cleaned up only to look up and forget that my roommates have one of those motion sensor
05:53wi-fi cameras for their dog when they're at home oh my god start spitting out treats at you
05:59good boy good boy yeah no so i've never confronted them to be like hey you didn't happen to get a
06:09notification on your phone did you i'm just gonna pretend they didn't oh so they've never told you
06:19and you've never asked can you can't say exactly exactly so that's where i'm at depending on what
06:24kind of camera it was that just make maybe make you feel better it only records so much
06:29but it just depends like it like just a little bit but maybe they only saw maybe they only saw me
06:34starting the action right they only saw you flaccid yeah they only saw your stage one
06:46oh john i don't know if that's terrible stuff all the best man you gotta know where all the cameras are
06:55yeah you do um this is i can't imagine this uh my girlfriend and i joke around sometimes where we
07:05reach into each other's pants and grab their backsides the b-hole pretty cool so uh in a store
07:11with my lady i reach blindly behind me fondling her ass stop then went digging as i turn around it
07:20isn't her you go right to jail for that yeah this random woman started screaming at the top of her
07:26lungs i grabbed my girlfriend and we ran out of there so fast before i could be arrested you're
07:32wanted yeah you're wanted right 100 if that's real you're wanted you're the b-hole fingerer oh my god
07:40it's an incredible name
07:41police are on the lookout for a b-hole fingerer the b-hole bandit
07:47uh my girlfriend thought it was hilarious oh god they're different huh yeah they're very different
07:52that is well they do that you know so i know but i mean it'd be so wild for me to have fondled
07:59someone else's b-hole in front of my girlfriend i think it's hilarious oh it's so funny yeah
08:05my finger was in it was in there it was in there i got it right in you know how i do
08:10you know what i do oh you don't want to be the b-hole bandit no my god i mean you're i mean
08:17honestly you you're going to jail dude someone's life is different now yeah like someone is like
08:24and then you know i was in a store and i mean like it's terrible they had a terrible terrible terrible
08:29day and if it was in a store you're on video somewhere yeah my god ava's in boston what's your
08:35story ava hi um when i was in college i was at the end of a class and i had these paper clips or
08:46safety pins holding up my shirt and i was having this nice long conversation with my professor about
08:54like wow you know i'm really loving your teaching style and as i go back to um pick up my bags to
09:05leave i start to notice like huh it's kind of cold in here isn't it and i look down and the strap
09:11had broken on my right side and my whole right boob was out for the entire conversation that i had
09:19with my young male professor and i was like oh no well that's why he didn't say it yeah he was like
09:25a plus what an essay you wrote
09:30he was like don't get fired don't get fired don't get fired like oh mortifying
09:36amazing though amazing i mean the only thing is you just you wonder if he's gone through it before
09:43maybe something like that having a full boob out is a bold move but yeah yeah it's very full
09:49so