Plead The Fifth: Orlando Ranks The Room On Looks & Personality Scale 1-10
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00:00Well, it's Orlando getting up on the stand. I was getting ready to lay on the couch for some therapy.
00:05Yeah, I know you were.
00:07That takes out one of my questions.
00:09When was the last time you messed up on the porch?
00:12That would be right there.
00:14Let's see here. We got three questions that come from the room, three questions that come from the audience.
00:20I get one pass and I get one question that I answered that I could boomerang to the room.
00:26All right. Let's see. We go clockwise. So, Rich, you would be the first question.
00:31What you got?
00:32I'm going for the.
00:33Well, he's been in here doing the I got a question dance for a minute.
00:37Yeah. For the Petty Murphy Award.
00:40What's one thing you did after a breakup that was petty or the most pettiest thing that you did after a breakup?
00:48We've all been there.
00:50The most petty thing that I did.
00:56Heartbroken. You don't know what to do. You mad.
01:01She broke my heart.
01:02Yeah.
01:02She broke my heart.
01:04So, I did this.
01:05I did something dirty to a person's toothbrush.
01:10I did.
01:11What did you do?
01:13Do I have to say it?
01:14Yeah, I did.
01:16I did something dirty to somebody's toothbrush.
01:19Did you use it?
01:20I mean, yeah, but I didn't use it on my teeth.
01:23Where'd you put it?
01:25My teeth.
01:26Oh!
01:28I did.
01:28I did.
01:29And we all know that thing, Harry.
01:32It is not.
01:34I don't have hair like this.
01:35You never should have.
01:36But I did.
01:37I did.
01:37The person just, I mean, they just, they did me janky.
01:40Wow.
01:41And so, as I was getting my stuff out of their spot and I, they weren't there.
01:45So, it was like me, I was able to come in and do whatever.
01:48Well, it was clean afterwards, at least.
01:50And I took, I took the, I took the, I was, and it was the last thing I did.
01:53I took the toothbrush and I was going to scrub the toilet.
01:55And then, I was like, you know what?
01:57Scrub the ground.
01:58He's like, yeah, that's messed up.
01:59I got a knife.
02:00I went to the, I went to the low and then, and then I rinsed it and then I put it back
02:04in the, uh, thing.
02:05Oh!
02:06And they, that, that was just in their mouth.
02:08I did.
02:08But it was, I mean, but I would never do that to anybody.
02:10Again.
02:11Like, else.
02:12It was just, it was deserving.
02:14You got it out of your system that one time.
02:16It was.
02:17Okay.
02:17It was bad.
02:18Um, so Orlando, you've been going to church lately.
02:21It's like a halo.
02:22I haven't been lately.
02:23Yeah.
02:23It's been, it's been like a year.
02:25It's been like, yeah.
02:26Like, since, since Easter.
02:28So, it's been like, it's been like, what, five months?
02:30Four months?
02:31Easter's in April, isn't it?
02:33Yeah, it's August.
02:34So, four months.
02:35I mean, going religiously, like, like going to the same one since August.
02:40Yeah.
02:40I was, I was visiting a lot of places beforehand, but now, yeah, I've been, I'm going to
02:44Radiant.
02:44Instead of just a Easter and Christmas, now you're, you know, starting to go a little
02:48more.
02:48Holiday holy.
02:49Yeah, you're taking your girls, and I like that.
02:51I like seeing that.
02:53Um, and I enjoy that you take your girls, moral aspect, but what do you do when they're
02:58not with you?
02:59Are you still going when you don't have your girls?
03:02Like, you know, because you, you just like propped yourself up.
03:05You're like, oh yeah, I've been going like a year.
03:07I mean, five months.
03:08I mean, four months.
03:08I've been, no, because I've, I've, what I'm saying is since, since Easter, I've only
03:12been going to Radiant.
03:13Yeah.
03:13Oh, okay.
03:14Gotcha.
03:14But I was visiting other churches beforehand trying to decide, because there's, honestly,
03:18it was better for me to move around, because I just don't like to make the, the stories
03:22in there.
03:23So, it's like, I'll go for a little bit, and then they're like, oh, Orlando go here.
03:26I'm like, no, I don't.
03:27I'll go somewhere else.
03:28Uh-huh.
03:28But when you don't have your, your daughter.
03:30But when I, um.
03:31You're sleeping in.
03:32I know you are.
03:33When, you don't know it.
03:34Okay.
03:35When I, when I don't have the girls, I, okay, I don't go.
03:40When I don't have the girls.
03:41And, and honestly, it's only because, I want to go.
03:45But I feel weird going by myself.
03:47Like, if you go in there by yourself, everybody want to talk to you.
03:50Yeah.
03:50Everybody want to come over and check on you.
03:52And it's like, yo, like, when you, I, I just, I feel weird going to church by myself.
03:57And because I have a fractured family, they're with their mom half of the time.
04:00So, the two times they're with me, I take them to church.
04:03I don't know what they're doing on their days.
04:05But when I'm there, I'm like, I don't want to go by myself.
04:08I just really feel, it just feels different.
04:12Do you think they're going to church when they're not with you?
04:15Yeah.
04:16I mean, I, I don't know about every Sunday.
04:17But, I mean, they, you know, the Bay Chapel is the one that they were going to in Wesley Chapel when we, when we were out there.
04:23Do you want me to go to church with you?
04:24I'll go to church.
04:25I don't want to go to church with you.
04:27Oh, I know.
04:27Because I know your church don't like you.
04:30They don't like you at all.
04:31I'll go with you.
04:32I need to go anyway.
04:33I damn sure don't want to go with you.
04:35You can't bring sin in the building.
04:37Like, I mean, you come with these two innocent girls and now you come with these two aliens.
04:41I'll probably walk in and get on fire.
04:43Yeah, yeah, it's not going to be a good look.
04:45All right, what else?
04:45All right, I'm going to switch it up a little bit.
04:47Okay.
04:48Because it's something that I've gone through as well.
04:51So, I think it's a real question.
04:52But about when losing a parent, it changes us all.
04:57So, I wanted to ask you, have you noticed any changes in yourself?
05:01And what are they?
05:06Sorry to make the room so quiet.
05:08Like, okay.
05:10Yeah, that's deep.
05:13Have I, okay, have I noticed any changes?
05:16Yeah.
05:16Um, self-awareness.
05:20I mean.
05:21It's always good to check in with yourself.
05:26Yeah, yes and no.
05:28Yes and no.
05:29I mean, no, it's a good, it's an honest question.
05:32And I know you have, you know, you kind of know the answer for you.
05:36For you.
05:39After, okay.
05:41Yes and no is my answer because, like, it's changed.
05:44Losing my mom changed me because I kind of feel like that, um, that good part of me ain't there no more.
05:56To, to just, to be honest.
05:58Just, it's there and I have it in my children and I have it in the people who love me.
06:04But your mom's, your mom's positive.
06:08Like, I, I, I've been through things recently since my mom passed on in February where I can hear my mom.
06:16I can hear the things that she would tell me.
06:18I know if I call my mom and I say X, Y, and Z, she'll be like, well, you know what?
06:23Let's just, let's just pray on this because God's got, so I know her response, I know her cadence, I know everything.
06:28So I still hear my mother.
06:29But, um, I, I, I do know that, that a part of me that had that anchor is not there.
06:39Um, I don't want to get too crazy with it, but I do know also that as bad as it feels, I feel like I lost my mom a lot earlier than we lost her.
06:54Um, because of the Alzheimer's and the dementia, because I can remember the last conversations and stuff we had where I feel like there was a lot of lucidity there.
07:06And after that, I felt like that was, you know, her, her leaving hurt us all me and my sisters.
07:14And it's made us all really closer, uh, because we all are kind of grand grasping on that connection, um, that we had with her.
07:23And my sister has been trying to fill in for mom with a lot of her, like, cause she's like, mom, I got mama in me and I get it.
07:30And she's trying, but she ain't it, but she's very close.
07:34Um, but I will say that, you know, before she, uh, before she left, she had already gone.
07:41And so her being at peace was the most part of the best part of it.
07:45So did that without crying.
07:48So that's good.
07:49A little bit.
07:49All right.
07:49We're going to go into break.
07:50I need to give you a hug.
07:51I need to give you a hug.
07:53Don't hug me.
07:54I'm going to hug you.
07:55Everyone says Rich is not allowed to ask questions.
07:58Rich just lost his privilege.
07:59Right.
08:00They say if Davi asked that he wanted to come back and you knew the ratings would go up and had to replace Meredith or Rich,
08:10Rich, would you, and who would it be?
08:15Hey, wait, how, how come it's just guaranteed that the ratings would go up, by the way?
08:19I mean, it's a deal with the devil.
08:20It's pretty much a deal with the devil.
08:22I love my boy, but I'm just like, you know what I'm saying?
08:23I mean, wait, though, I mean, I mean, if, if Davi wanted to come back, I mean, we would try and make anything happen.
08:29I mean, like we would, we would try and do that, but I mean, but I would have to get rid of one of you to bring him back.
08:36I mean, would you do it?
08:37And you, you knew the company said, you know what?
08:39Like, hey, oh, you go and Davi come back and then y'all are in here.
08:42Like that could, that could happen too.
08:44And my name ain't Beasley.
08:45This question only said me or Meredith.
08:47It said between the two of us.
08:49Me or Meredith.
08:50Rich got to go.
08:53I mean, last one in, last one in, first one out.
08:56Like, I mean, come on.
08:58You ain't even got a parking space yet.
09:00You know what I'm saying?
09:00You got to go.
09:02Got to go, got to go.
09:03Got to go, got to go.
09:04Fresh paint.
09:05You're lucky you got a good job.
09:07He's out there doing his thing.
09:08All right.
09:09Out of the seven to seven, Orlando rank everyone in the studio, including Joey, who just mixed
09:16on a scale of one to 10 on looks and then personality and why?
09:23What?
09:24That's what it says.
09:26Rank dudes on they looks and then they personality?
09:28Not just dudes.
09:29Hi.
09:29All of us in here.
09:30But I'm saying, of course, you, I can rank you.
09:32Yeah.
09:32No, no, no, no, no.
09:34You can rank us.
09:36You know what a good looking guy.
09:37This is crazy.
09:38I don't want to rank nobody.
09:40No, that's not a good one.
09:41You're not going to rank.
09:42I mean, come on.
09:43One to 10 on a normal scale.
09:44Look at, look how cute Joey is.
09:47Come on.
09:47Don't be shy.
09:47Don't be shy.
09:48Yeah.
09:49I mean, come on.
09:49I want a rating, dog.
09:50Okay.
09:51I rated you and you're, and you're loving my first week.
09:54Come on.
09:55He did.
09:56He totally ranked.
09:57What did he give you again?
09:58He gave you a seven.
10:00No, no, no.
10:00He didn't rank me.
10:01I had to rank you two.
10:02Oh, okay.
10:03And I gave him a seven and you an eight.
10:05That's right, you did.
10:06All right.
10:07You better give me an eight.
10:08I don't even know if I can flip it around to get.
10:10Okay, here, Joey, come in the camera shot with me over here.
10:13Yeah, I got to get him in the camera shot.
10:15Okay, here we go.
10:16This is Joey, Joey Franchise.
10:18All right.
10:20Franchismo.
10:20Who just finished mixing.
10:22He did a great job.
10:22So wait, so now I got to rank you guys on looks.
10:27And personality.
10:28And personality.
10:28Looks one and then personality after.
10:30So looks out of one out of ten.
10:32One to ten.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Meredith, I'll give you a eight.
10:39Okay.
10:40I'll give you an eight.
10:42Joey.
10:43Wait, wait.
10:43Is this looks or personality?
10:45I'm doing looks.
10:46Looks first?
10:46Okay, all right.
10:47Here we go.
10:47Meredith gets an eight.
10:48Joey gets.
10:51Come on, man.
10:51I'm fluttering these eyes, baby.
10:53These hazel greens.
10:55You do got the eyes going, you know.
10:57So let's see.
10:58He got that baby face.
10:59Yeah, he got the baby face.
11:00He got his thighs out all the time, though.
11:02So I don't know.
11:02That makes him lose some points.
11:05Skies out, thighs out.
11:06You get a seven.
11:09Okay.
11:10All right.
11:10Seven good.
11:11Dude, he is not happy with that.
11:13Did you see?
11:13He's like, all right.
11:14Respectfully, I got the dad vibe.
11:16You know what I mean?
11:17I dare you.
11:17I'm getting there.
11:18You get a seven.
11:18You get a seven.
11:19I'm afraid.
11:20Rich.
11:21I'm afraid.
11:22Rich, you give us too much teeth.
11:26I like it.
11:28You give us all 32.
11:29All the time.
11:30I'm always getting something for smiling.
11:33Yo.
11:33I can't smile.
11:33You smile a little bit too much.
11:35Maybe I'm just happy.
11:36I think you an adjustable six.
11:39Wow.
11:40Damn.
11:40Just for smiling.
11:42I got a punchable face.
11:44I smile too much.
11:45I never said you got a punchable face.
11:47That was what I was saying.
11:47You agreed with it, though.
11:48I did.
11:49I did.
11:49Rich is remembering what you're saying.
11:51But personality, Rich, you are a 10.
11:55Maybe a nine and a half.
11:56Maybe a nine and a half.
11:57Okay.
11:58Joey, I think you are probably a nine.
12:01Okay.
12:02I like that.
12:02You're about a nine on your personality.
12:04Meredith, you are a little too happy all the time.
12:10What's wrong with you?
12:11If we're happy or giggity.
12:12Like a little too happy all the time, but I'll give you a nine and a half.
12:16Oh, wow.
12:17That's pretty high.
12:18Yeah.
12:18All right.
12:18All right.
12:19I'm the best looking in the room, and I obviously have the best personality.
12:23Okay.
12:24There you go.
12:24Next question.
12:25All right.
12:25Here we go.
12:27Orlando.
12:27Yes.
12:28Have you had any celebrity hookups, and who was it?
12:33Oh, damn.
12:33I answered that before.
12:35Rich doesn't know.
12:36Already.
12:36Ooh.
12:37Yeah.
12:37I mean, it wasn't a hookup hookup.
12:39I mean, I've had a handful, but like, well, there was one that I mentioned.
12:44All right.
12:44So don't mention the one you named.
12:45So.
12:47Oh, yeah.
12:47Skip one.
12:48Skip that one.
12:49Don't mention the one you did last time.
12:50Now I need a new one.
12:52Um.
12:54Yeah.
12:54Someone just said, not the adjustable six.
12:59I, I, uh.
13:00I, I, I.
13:01I wanted that one.
13:04Five, one, two, three, four, four, five.
13:07I'm not giving that one up.
13:09I know.
13:09I don't want to give that one.
13:10Because honestly, like, I mean, and I'll tell you why.
13:13I tapped out because the two people I could mention are like in real serious, like were
13:20married and not were married at the time.
13:23Oh, but I'm saying have been married and now they in new relationships and stuff.
13:27And I'm like, I can't put their name out there like that, especially if this going to go viral
13:31or something.
13:32And I'm like, nah, that's all good.
13:33Keep the door open.
13:36I see you.
13:37Don't sing.
13:37I see you.
13:38Don't sing.
13:39It makes sense.
13:39I'll save that for Friday.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Please do that.
13:42Um, all right.
13:42I get to boomerang.
13:43You do.
13:44One back.
13:44All right.
13:44Petty Murphy.
13:45I want to hear the what you did worse on a breakup.
13:49Something bad.
13:50And since Joey got a chance to participate, damn it, you have to be in this too.
13:53So what, what, what, what, what's something petty you did to an ex after it was over?
13:58So, Ooh, I kept a gift that I gave him.
14:04I still have it to this day.
14:06It's a really expensive wine opener.
14:09And yeah.
14:10So when I was packing up all my, my stuff, um, I was feeling petty and, um, yeah, I was
14:17like, oh, he doesn't deserve this anyway.
14:19So I took it and it still opens up my wine to this day at my house.
14:23Thank you very much.
14:24Cause I bought it.
14:25It's mine.
14:26Okay.
14:26All right.
14:27The only thing that I can really think of is, uh, with one ex, we got into a really bad
14:31fight, like the night before this happened, but got to a bad fight.
14:35We broke up the next day.
14:37Didn't even give her any kind of like adjustment period, nothing.
14:41The very next day I in the house, I packed up all my stuff and actually Davi helped me
14:47out.
14:47He, it was, uh, lucky that he was moving out of his apartment.
14:51Davi hooked me up and he was like, yeah, I got an extra apartment.
14:53The very next day I packed up all my stuff, put everything in there.
14:57Didn't even tell her moved out.
14:59You didn't tell her.
14:59Didn't tell her at all.
15:01You ghosted her.
15:02Didn't talk to her after that.
15:03Anything.
15:04You've never talked to her since then?
15:05Nope.
15:05Wow.
15:06Damn.
15:06Since then.
15:07Yeah.
15:07So.
15:08All right, Joey, what you got?
15:09What you got?
15:09What's the petty?
15:10I'm not too, I'm not too petty, but the one that comes to mind is a bad breakup.
15:16Another one of those.
15:16Uh, and I just literally like got her like shoes and things like that.
15:21One thing my parents always told me is like, never buy a girl's shoes.
15:23She going to walk out.
15:24Yeah.
15:24Those are the shoes she'll wear when she walk out.
15:26I sure as hell grabbed them shoes back.
15:28I keep the receipts on everything.
15:31Cause I think it was like two purrs or something.
15:32I was like, yo, I'm taking these back.
15:34Bonk.
15:35You return them?
15:35Hell yeah.
15:36I return them.
15:36I'm getting my money back.
15:37I run that on.
15:38I run that on myself, man.
15:40That is petty.
15:41I think you win the award for petty.
15:42You get the petty Murphy award.
15:43Petty Murphy, I see you right there.
15:45All right, that's a wrap.