Plead The Fifth: Who Would Play Orlando And The Freakshow In A Movie?
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00:00unfortunately it's me again yeah wow it feels like it came around fast this time i don't know
00:10i think y'all skipping folks are doing something jazzy over here um so three questions come from
00:16our room we got buck in here we got davi we got meredith and then we get three from you guys out
00:22there i only get one pass and i get to boomerang one of the ones that i answered back to the room
00:27to see what they would answer all right uh davi is looking bewildered oh no i'm good my questions
00:35just came to me of course if you don't know behind the scenes davi's not a real preparer no i'm not
00:40prepared i'll look at him and be like hey you ready and he'd be like i just got a question like he
00:45doesn't think about it at all no these two over here have been plotting for 30 minutes me and
00:49meredith have notes we have like notepads we do that's a lot orlando so they just called and they
00:56are making a movie about your life you didn't want to do it i don't blame you but the only way
01:02and reason you agreed is because you have creative control of who gets to play you and gets to play
01:09the freak show oh who is gonna star in the book of o if you say denzel washington
01:16the book of o that's what we call it that's what we call it yeah all right the book of o there's a
01:22movie and uh i have to cast somebody to play all of you guys yeah including yourself okay um for me
01:31um set of entertainer nice that's a good one probably for me yeah or anthony anderson probably
01:39one of those but said i said said would probably be the one uh to play you that's fly i said i like
01:46that you have high expectations now let's see to play you uh pete davidson pete davidson
01:53okay he's a killer yeah yeah he's got the tats yeah he's a related man
02:01nah nah that's messed up all right uh yeah okay you like that that's good i see uh meredith
02:08meredith i would say
02:14i don't know why meredith i think i would say um margot robbie
02:21oh my god oh my that's just because he wants to work with margot
02:27that's why i mean yeah what why why are you looking like that because margot robbie is like
02:3310 out of 10 meredith over here a five
02:36meredith out glams us every day we come in here looking like ourselves meredith coming here all done
02:43up so i had to pick somebody who would be like you know i didn't want to say pamela anderson that's
02:48the old school margot yeah we need somebody fresh and i'm not a five
02:52no you're not okay thank you very much uh buck if they're gonna play you i think adam sandler
02:59okay okay i think adam sandler somebody who's like you know hoodies and shorts and you're a hustler
03:05yeah okay extremely funny we can go with that too all right that's it wow okay all right uh let's
03:13see buck you're next up all right here's my question orlando i am sick and tired of it i'm
03:18so sick and tired of it hearing about your dating game oh i didn't like her oh she's just not the
03:24right one why are you not on tinder oh why why do you always say oh no i ain't doing that i don't i've
03:33never done a dating app i honestly why though why i because i honestly i don't i don't want to i
03:40don't trust it i don't i don't what do you mean you don't trust it because i see the way people
03:44move and and when they're doing the dating thing and it's like people put a great it's like almost
03:48hiring somebody on a great like resume and you don't really get to know them and so when you read
03:53that you get all of the like everybody knows the playbook people know how to get swipes and they know
03:58how to get attention and you never meet the real person i'd rather just meet real people instead of
04:03like putting out there the dude who's on the radio and the dude that has like everything that has
04:09you know all of his publicity part now puts a page out people gonna see that right and immediately
04:15just come to it because of the radio dude like and i'm like i don't i don't need to be sifting
04:19that's another job i don't need to be sifting through all those candidates i got jobs to fill here
04:24he's trying to like do all of that so i mean that it just it has never been sexy to me honestly
04:30but there is a comfort level of just sitting on your couch going oh she fine
04:34but ain't that what social media does you swipe through you like they find it's just they ain't
04:40like you don't have a shot at them because they haven't entered some sort of game to play but
04:44you can swipe through and look and find people all the time i just i honestly i just if i know if i put
04:49a target on my back for social dating or dating apps or whatever i'll spend most of my time with
04:56people that i ain't really rocking with so i don't want to do that okay that's all i mean to each his
05:00own but when i hear people talk about it i'm like yeah that's a game orlando let's talk about
05:04breakups for a second we've all been there our hearts broken and then maybe you end up turning
05:09a little petty so i want to know what's the what what's the pettiest thing you've ever done after a
05:16breakup oh the pettiest thing i don't know if i was ever too petty um i mean after
05:26i mean i don't know like um yeah i mean i don't have i don't have anything for that i don't know
05:38like i after after i mean there's still stuff going on now where i don't think it's petty it's just like
05:44stuff that i've discussed with folks and they're like yeah you really shouldn't be doing that so
05:49i've kind of pulled away from stuff that i was taking care of that you know i mean i think maybe
05:53we've even talked about it where it's just certain stuff that i was like this should continue
05:57so even though i'm not in the house anymore i still was taking care of it like the christmas
06:02slates okay that like that like we did talk about that one year yeah yeah so like like the christmas
06:08lights okay and uh and i'm not doing that oh but i don't think that's petty i think that's just me
06:14like all right i gave you a grace period you don't live there anymore right why am i paying for the
06:18i gave you a grace period i mean i kind of whittled away from stuff that you know like i was taking
06:22you're certain bills and certain this that and other and i'm like yeah you know okay i've been
06:25out for a minute so now i don't do that okay so i mean but i don't think it's never thrown out
06:30anybody's clothes after a breakup person asking but it's tires or keys no i haven't done anything
06:35like that because i know no no okay that comes back on you and i don't have the clothes to do that
06:41all right so wait that's three and i got three coming from the area anybody out there that got a
06:47question for me you can dial up 808-429-0941 and get in on that uh the part b is coming up next
06:54after khalib all right let's see here plead the fifth monday and uh davi asked there's a movie called
07:01the book of old and he wants to know who get cast i said cedric the antenna for me uh pete davidson for
07:10him uh i said uh adam sandler for buck and margot robbie which buck said hell no for meredith yeah
07:19it was gonna be britney spears yeah that's more it was gonna be actress well you ain't either she's
07:24done a movie like a movie all right i you know i was gonna say britney but then i was like all right
07:30margot robbie just because you glam it up so heavy uh buck asked why am i not on the dating sites
07:37that are out there and it's like i don't i don't think it would work out well that's why
07:42pretty much and uh meredith asked uh about if i was ever petty oh yeah which i'm still trying to
07:50think of i know there has to be something petty but i i just i have not done it so uh let's see so
07:55now we have uh questions that come from the audience we're doing text are we doing phones
07:59do a phone call yeah all right yeah let's see here uh this is aj is aj on the line this aj
08:05justin justin all right had that wrong all right hey justin what's up and i'm like since we're
08:12talking about like exes and pettiness and dating if you ever won the lottery just like the small one
08:19the million dollar one would you give your ex-wife any of it wait let me make sure i understand this
08:26so i'm winning a lot you said even a small one so if i just a small one not like the two billion
08:32dollar one the one million dollar one if i won a million dollars would i get my exome yeah just
08:38any amount would you get for any no
08:41i mean she would she she gets stuff regardless because my kids would get some right so but but
08:50i just cut a check like here you go hell no no i don't know if anybody would do it 10 000
08:56why why are you negotiating with me no i mean honestly i just i i just i don't see any response
09:03i mean my yeah no no i i don't know you're gonna go with that further but yeah no no okay all right
09:09thank you all right appreciate it let's see here all right so this is uh aj yes sir hey man what's
09:16going on what's your question uh it's kind of a multiple part question if that's okay that scares me
09:23but okay all right so i you know you're a very public figure in the world and we all know that
09:30um i would love you if you can without imprisoning yourself or showing yourself as guilty describe one
09:37of the weirdest situations that you've ever been in what was it and how did you get out of it
09:42oh you almost got caught up the weirdest situation that i was in
09:47and and like an illegal one then if you want to go there hey that's on you
09:53okay i you were talking about me incriminating myself i was like no i don't um let's see
10:00probably i was one of the i i would say one of the strangest ones or weirdest was when i was uh
10:08i went on a trip with one of our artists Wyclef Jean and we went to london and germany and a couple
10:14other like places on his tour and this was years ago and i it was when they had the motorola two-way
10:22pages like when we had those and i ran out on stage with him and a whole bunch of people they were
10:28jumping around doing this carnival kind of thing and i didn't notice that my two-way popped off my
10:34belt and fell into the crowd and it was at brixton academy in london and afterwards he and i took i was a
10:41lot bigger during that time if you don't know i was like over 400 pounds so he took his shirt off
10:45and started swirling it around and so i took my shirt off and started swirling around and for some
10:50reason people see a big 400 pound man with his shirt off jumping up and down and they got rowdy so
10:55everybody started taking their shirts off and it just got it turned crazy so afterwards he's signing
11:00autographs i'm over there meeting people who are like man you're just so bold for that guy so they're
11:06giving me love and then all of a sudden this girl comes up with my two-way and she's like hey um you
11:12dropped this and i'm like oh my god and i'm like you don't have an accent she's like i actually go to
11:16florida state university and i'm like shut up i'm like i went to florida state and so she's like well
11:22i'm gonna bring this back to you tell me where you're staying and she brought it back to the
11:27intercontinental right there by hyde park and she stayed and made sure that it worked
11:32a long time wow wow and it did it worked very well good memories yeah that was a great memory
11:40because i'm like this is my first international yeah yeah yeah so yeah that was that was that's
11:44my story i'm sticking to it all right no worries all right i appreciate it aj good uh walk down
11:50memory lane right there we have good ones i got another one that's this is the third one the last
11:55one okay orlando davi and joanna want to have a threesome with you
12:02would you do it or would you refuse and this is this person says and they were being serious about
12:09it i i would refuse i i would not you wouldn't even consider it first of all best night of your
12:21life i mean come on come on i mean i i like davi i like joanna but the best of my life right i might
12:32cast that a little differently um i honestly that's the devil's three-way for me that feels
12:39intrusive and it feels bad i don't i don't i don't i don't if i ever get to get to journey into
12:46that world again again i would yeah because the only time i've been in it was when i was invited by
12:52two females uh-huh and that's a different thing yeah but me and a dude and something like yeah that
12:58nah i'm good plus i honestly like i that would make this weird that would make the show weird
13:05that would you know that we would be you'd be thinking about it too much you guys could prep
13:09for the morning show hey uh did you hear that new song no no i respect both of them i would not do
13:17that i have to do it with people i don't respect all right uh the book of o is the movie being cast
13:24and all of you guys have to give me your uh casting lineup for the movie okay who's going
13:31first i think i'm gonna have idris play you yeah i want to work with some amazing gorgeous people
13:38okay all right i got you you got my back i got you that's right yo i'm idris alba um i just got
13:49fine right i'd also like to work with jason momoa so davi that's you what me jason wow oh yeah
13:55we're doing good on the slide up oh my god no wonder i'm idris alba now
14:00um we're still gonna play with the whole margot robbie thing i think all of them together would be
14:06good i like your choice i think we're gonna stick with that okay and then of course we have buck over
14:11here who's definitely gonna be played by danny devito what hey hey that's so messed up you said
14:18i wasn't fine go ahead oh wow um he's an amazing actor though yeah thanks again i want to work with
14:26amazing people yeah that's a compliment for me thank you she took that five serious yeah for real uh for
14:33oh i would say um anthony anderson i know that that was your your second choice anthony anderson from
14:40blackish yeah and law and law and order uh meredith how about how does jennifer lawrence feel i love it
14:46that works beautiful talented okay good sense of humor uh for buck what's um adam sandler's homie
14:54that's that's in all the movies oh rob schneider yeah okay for me i don't know i don't know the dude's
15:06name but the guy that played uh benny the jet in the sailor
15:11whatever that is holla at your boy you gonna pickle the beast yeah yeah
15:17yeah yeah he went on to the pros he went on to the dodgers
15:22what's his name mike viter something like that who knows
15:27wow okay that's great wow that's funny all right uh damn all right for me for me growing up i was
15:38always told i look like dax shepherd so you do look like yeah you do yeah i'm gonna go dax
15:43okay yeah that works orlando for you i'm gonna go laurence fishborn
15:48laurence fishborn from the matrix so i'm gonna have to talk about you i mean yeah he's kind of
15:54cool yeah but that okay all right he's big big tall man yeah laurence fishborn uh okay for for
16:02davi i'm going will smith before the slap before the slap cool will smith will smith is playing
16:09davi yeah davi's not black hey listen no i know i know let that man cast out yeah and you're not
16:16margo robbins yeah but you know who meredith is i hate everybody in here but you want to know
16:23who meredith is gidget the midget gidget or bridget the midget or bridget the midget whatever her name
16:32you don't even know her she did say that we are allowed to say it because it's part of her name
16:37yes bridget the midget is a porn it's on her business card dancer right yes she's an adult person
16:43that's wrong you could have said like amy schumer that was what i was gonna go with too amy schumer
16:47oh damn i mean because it's funny i get it meredith's gonna need some counseling
16:52i'm gonna take tomorrow off thank you very much all right this is a wrap plead the fifth is done
16:58i'm gonna take tomorrow off thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
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