Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Ohio who was diagnosed with the first-ever case of 'whistling scrotum' and the show imagines how hard it would be to work with James if he suffered from this syndrome.
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00:00What bizarre thing was a 72-year-old guy from Ohio just diagnosed with?
00:10You never want to be a medical first.
00:14No, you don't.
00:15Because they have no idea, right?
00:17And there's no hope for you.
00:19Especially when it involves this part of the body.
00:21A 72-year-old man from Ohio became the first person in the world ever diagnosed with this.
00:43Dave found the world's first recording of a whistle.
00:46This is the sound you hear coming from this man's scrotum.
00:54He's got a musical set of nuts?
00:56He's got a whistling scrotum?
00:58He is the first person in the world ever diagnosed with whistling scrotum.
01:06Wait a second.
01:09Can we teach our scrotums to whistle?
01:14Is this a learned thing?
01:15The details have just been published in the American Journal of Case Reports.
01:23And honestly, I didn't make the term whistling scrotum up.
01:26The title of the paper starts with whistling scrotum.
01:32It's a great name, honestly.
01:33I mean, for what it is, it tells you exactly what's going on.
01:36We should name a band whistling scrotum.
01:39Already been done.
01:40No, I bet you it hasn't.
01:41Trademark tape and check the free.
01:43Here's what happened.
01:44The guy showed up at an emergency room after noticing a sound coming from down there.
01:55He was out of breath.
01:57Uh-huh.
01:58His face was swollen.
01:59Yeah.
01:59So they did a CAT scan and they found he had a whole bunch of air trapped inside his body.
02:09Hmm.
02:10What in the world?
02:11The air had caused his lungs to collapse.
02:16So that's why he couldn't breathe.
02:19But that's also why...
02:20His junk started whistling.
02:27My God.
02:28Sorry, that's just my junk.
02:30James.
02:31I got some air trapped in my body.
02:33It's a medical thing.
02:36James, it's hard to do the show, though, dude, when your balls keep whistling.
02:40I'm sorry, man.
02:41I got a note from the doctor.
02:42I thought that would be insufficient enough.
02:44In most other places of work, it would be fine, but we're on the radio, man.
02:49Yeah.
02:50I love it.
02:51It's so relaxing.
02:52Does this mean my job's in jeopardy?
02:54Well, I mean, it's just hard to have you here when, you know, your balls won't shut up.
03:00I mean, can I just get that on record here?
03:02So it's hard for me to be employed here because my balls won't shut up.
03:06That's it.
03:07Take that to my lawyer.
03:11Yeah, keep that on file.
03:14Okay, why were his balls whistling?
03:18Turns out he'd suffered from chronic swelling below the belt and had surgery five months earlier to deal with it.
03:27But the incision didn't heal right, so there was a small hole down there.
03:33Oh, man, you can't leave a hole in your sack.
03:35And it was the only place the air in his body could escape.
03:40So his lung collapsed or burst or something terrible happened on his insides.
03:46Yes.
03:46And then his cavity, his whole body cavity filled up with loose air, and he still had a hole in his nuts.
03:55Right, and that's where it came out.
03:56So it was like whistling out, like legitimately whistling, though.
04:00Yes.
04:00I think it was hissing, right?
04:01Like a hissing sound?
04:02Well, that's terrible.
04:03They called it whistling scrotum is the technical term, they say.
04:06He definitely could have done that balloon trick.
04:08Sadly, he kept getting the old whistling scrotum.
04:12It kept coming back.
04:13So they eventually had to just remove it all.
04:18Remove his scrotum?
04:20James, I'm glad that your whistling has stopped.
04:22But it looks like, yes, my whistling has stopped.
04:25Oh, I got it.
04:25But I've lost my testicles.
04:28They had to be removed in order to preserve my career here on the radio.
04:32Well, unfortunately, you guys, we can't keep him around with that voice, right?
04:37No, we can't.
04:38That's not going to work out either.
04:42That's not going to work out, man.
04:43No, I'm sorry.
04:43You didn't say that.
04:44I mean, thanks for going through all that for us, man.
04:49We wish you all the best in a non-speaking role somewhere else in the building.
04:54Oh, man.
05:00I don't ever want you to lose your balls.
05:02I didn't want to either.
05:06Oh, man.
05:06Yeah, they had to remove both of his balls to deal with it.
05:09My God, man.
05:10It's better than having whistling scrotum.
05:12It absolutely is.
05:13I don't know.
05:13I mean, I think what I would have tried to do was just cut that part of the scrotum that
05:18was whistling and re-stitch it or something.
05:21Like, I don't.
05:21Dude, I would have went and got some of that Flex Seal tape and just taped that whole
05:24up.
05:24Well, they kept doing that, but it kept building up, and then that was the only place for
05:27it to come out.
05:28So he just got a party trick.
05:30Yeah, I mean, he was just, air was just filling up his body all the time.
05:35So his lungs must have been a mess or...
05:37Yeah, but they'd get to the bottom of that, right?
05:38I mean, I hope they did, but Flex Seal's not a bad idea.
05:43Some putty or something.
05:44Putty?
05:45Yeah.
05:45I'm not sure putty would work.
05:49What a weird thing to have happen to you.
05:50Just out of the blue, your balls start whistling.
05:53If something sounded like a hissing or like a fart, and it was coming out of my balls,
06:00I don't know what in the world.
06:02I don't know, guys.
06:03You'd think you were dying, I guess.
06:05Well, haven't we talked about somebody who was like farting out of their penis?
06:08Yes.
06:09Yeah.
06:09If you had joined forces, it would come out of God.
06:11Remember the dude that was pooping out of his stuff?
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:14They mixed something, got messed up down there.
06:17Wires get crossed.
06:19I guess I'd rather have whistling balls than a pooping dick.
06:22Every time.
06:23Every time.
06:23I got to agree with that.
06:24Right?
06:25Every time.
06:25It's not even close.
06:26No.
06:27No, honestly, it's not even close.
06:28Whistle Dixie down there.
06:29I don't care.
06:30I mean, I'd be a TikTok sensation.
06:32Sing me a lovely song.
06:36Yes.
06:37What if they put just like a screw cap on it and I could just squeeze the air out of
06:41my balls every time or something?
06:42I mean, I don't know.
06:43I mean, it's not a bad idea if you're in charge of it.
06:46It's just weird when you go walking through the hallway and it's like...
06:53I think someone's whistling at me.
06:57Oh, imagine Dave's like walking behind a girl and it's like...
07:01It's like, no, it's my balls!
07:03No, that was my balls!
07:04That was totally my balls!
07:05Your balls?
07:06Yeah, I've got whistling scrotum!
07:08I think telling a woman that's your balls.
07:11Oh, I know!
07:12That's balls!
07:13It wasn't me!
07:14It was my balls!
07:15No, man!
07:15It wasn't me!
07:16It was my balls!
07:16My balls!
07:17That'd be the last time working with Dave.
07:18She's like, yes, that's the problem, Dave.
07:20I think she's going to own them now.
07:22Just a crazy thing.
07:24Yeah, I've never heard of it.
07:25I mean, it's the first.
07:26It's the first.
07:27And the fact that we're this far into the world and stuff's just happening for the first
07:32time, right?
07:34Poor dude.
07:35No.
07:44No.
07:45No.
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:46No.