Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested in Florida and the cops saw him jumped into his car window 'Dukes of Hazzard' style. Then after discussing if anyone on the show could pull it off, Jason decided to give it a try!
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00:00I'm going to stay in Florida for our next story.
00:08We're going to move to Astor, Florida,
00:10where an officer pulled into a gas station,
00:12saw a lot of problems with an apparently well-known suspect.
00:17Okay.
00:18You notice this dude standing outside of a white Chevy pickup with no shirt on.
00:24He also recognized the guy.
00:26He's like, oh, that's Kelly Spence.
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:29Always in trouble with the law.
00:32He also realized, I don't believe that guy has a valid license.
00:36Clickety-clickety-click.
00:37Nope.
00:38He then observed the defendant jump into the driver's window
00:41as if the door was broken and would not open like the Dukes of Hazzard.
00:45Oh, my God.
00:46He did the Dukes.
00:46He did the Dukes.
00:47Oh, my God.
00:49Question.
00:50Yes.
00:50How many people still do the Duke?
00:52The Dukes of Hazzard.
00:53If your door doesn't open.
00:54I don't think many people can.
00:56America's bigger.
00:57You know?
00:57You're right.
00:58America's bigger these days.
01:01I can't even believe it's still happening.
01:04I'd snap my spine if I tried.
01:07Do you know how embarrassing it would look if, like, that's how I had to get in a car one day?
01:13If I had to get in a car through a car window, oh, my God.
01:15You've got to be able to pull it off.
01:16Oh, yeah.
01:17Because the Dukes could pull it off.
01:19They were in great shape.
01:20Right.
01:20Of course they were.
01:22And it was a big window, too.
01:24Right.
01:24Yeah.
01:25They don't make windows like that anymore.
01:26They don't.
01:27No.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:28Stand back, nanny.
01:29Time to burn some...
01:31They did it legs first, right?
01:34Yeah.
01:34I think so.
01:35They, like...
01:37Yeah, they did.
01:37Like, they threw themselves in.
01:40Yes.
01:40I guess the windows weren't that big.
01:42They looked bigger to me.
01:43Yeah, me too.
01:44Yeah, I mean, the damage I would do, at least $1,200 to $1,500 worth of damage on the hood
01:49if I did the slide move.
01:51Oh, the slide move.
01:52We're not doing any slide moves.
01:54We've got a problem here.
01:56Just under $2,000 worth of damage trying to do that cop slide.
01:59Oh, yeah.
02:00My hip is broken.
02:03Hell of an emergency room, Bill.
02:05There you go.
02:06No, yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Look at that.
02:07He even had trouble, though.
02:09Yeah, he did.
02:10They both went in, so...
02:12Yeah, the brother got stuck, I think.
02:14Yeah, I'd have been critically injured.
02:15I'd better.
02:16Imagine me trying to jump over a hood.
02:19No, come on.
02:19Or not the hood.
02:20That's the roof.
02:21He jumped over the roof.
02:22Jump the roof, guys.
02:24I mean, I know Jason's looking in there like, I could do it.
02:27I don't think so.
02:28Have you seen him walk lately?
02:30Oh, no, I haven't.
02:31I have.
02:32He makes all sorts of noises.
02:34Oh, no, I haven't.
02:36Are you down?
02:36Well, no.
02:37I'm always just a little sore.
02:38He just starts getting a sore.
02:39He plays basketball a lot.
02:40I know.
02:41If I had to...
02:41I thought he had the ups to get up there.
02:44Running from the cops, then I guess I could.
02:46Right.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Be tough.
02:48You have to give up basketball.
02:49Jason's just a good old boy.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't want to say it, but, you know, he could fit through the window.
02:56Yeah.
02:57He jumps through the Subaru window.
03:00The Subaru window.
03:01Well, the problem is I'm too small to get up to the window.
03:05He can jump through that little back window, I think.
03:07It's a little too high for me.
03:08It's the Dukes of Subaru.
03:11Just a dainty little boy.
03:14Never meaning no harm.
03:19Jumped in a Subaru and then headed out to the farm.
03:22Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
03:26I went to a trail.
03:29And then I went for a hike.
03:33My ass got bit up by all the skaters.
03:36And I used evening primrose soap to stay tuned.
03:40Oh, wow.
03:41Yeah, yeah.
03:41You have soap saved.
03:42Yeah.
03:43I'll give it a shot.
03:44Do you want me to go give it a shot?
03:45See if I can jump in the window?
03:46No, don't.
03:47No.
03:47You can imagine we got hurt.
03:49What's this like doing?
03:50I mean, whatever you want to do.
03:52There's a security camera out there.
03:53Oh, go do it then.
03:54You need a video person.
03:55Yeah.
03:56We got to try it out.
03:57I don't know.
03:58This isn't the day.
03:59I played last night.
04:01You played last night?
04:02You can't do it.
04:03Oh, no.
04:03He'll pull a hammy and that.
04:04I don't.
04:04I could do it.
04:05I don't think you could do it.
04:07Yes, I know.
04:07You know what I think it is?
04:08It's just about like knowing how to get in.
04:14And the only reason I know this is like I see people try to get into my Jeep.
04:19And when you've just never done it, if you've never done it,
04:22you're like you it's weird.
04:24You like do things weird.
04:26Like you're on way up high.
04:27I know.
04:28But once you know how to do it, like you're in there in one second.
04:31But it's tough on the SUV.
04:33That's why the Subaru would be tough.
04:35Yeah, it would be.
04:36Because it's higher.
04:37Higher.
04:37Yeah.
04:38A little higher.
04:38You know, not lifted up.
04:41You saw the way he did it, though.
04:43He like.
04:44But I have to get my legs wet.
04:45You got to get your legs up.
04:46You got to get your legs in the car.
04:48He did it.
04:49Well, this guy, he's probably what?
04:51Six, three.
04:52My track pants would slide right across the hall.
04:54Look at the move.
04:55You see, he sits his butt on the back fender.
05:00Oh, we watched this way too much.
05:04That's pretty good.
05:05Yeah.
05:06He's trying it out.
05:07He's doing a practice run in there.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Stretching stuff.
05:10It's getting loose.
05:11It's getting loose.
05:12I know how he's leaving today.
05:14The four doors make it tough, too.
05:17We had a demolition vehicle or something.
05:19I said, I'd do it.
05:19I'd ruin an actual vehicle.
05:21It's a demolition vehicle.
05:23Well, they're coming across the street.
05:24Yeah, that's true.
05:24They're coming across the street.
05:25Yeah, we go to the wrecking yard.
05:26Because I know I'm going to break at least the mirror.
05:30Maybe the Highway Auto Parts boys could help us out.
05:32We want to have a fat man.
05:37We want you to remove anything we could cut ourselves on.
05:44If you were with us last hour, there was a story of a Florida criminal who took off from
05:51the cops by sliding in through the window of a Chevy Silverado, I believe it was.
05:59It's led to the question, could anyone on the show Dukes of Hazard their way into a car?
06:04Yeah.
06:05And Lisa put Jason to the test to see if he could Dukes of Hazard his way.
06:09Did he just do this?
06:10I thought that's what you were talking about.
06:12You didn't see it?
06:13No, we were talking about a video idea.
06:15Oh, well, he did it.
06:17He did it.
06:17Was he successful?
06:19This is Jay.
06:20If you go to all of our social media, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, you'll see it there.
06:25That's gorgeous, by the way.
06:25That is gorgeous.
06:26Here is Jason attempting to Dukes of Hazard his way into his Subaru, his four-door Subaru.
06:34Here we go.
06:35Dukes of Subaru!
06:39Whoa!
06:43You can turn the volume down when my car starts and filming.
06:47You got some leaking going on there.
06:49You want to check into that?
06:51What are you going to do?
06:55Man, Subaru sales are going to go through the roof.
06:58I don't know.
07:00I got to see it again.
07:02It's got a lot of miles on it.
07:03Did you?
07:04What's so good?
07:05Okay, rated a hardness level of scale of 1 to 10.
07:08I think he's a 1.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Yeah, it was a 1.
07:10He has a car seat in the back there.
07:12He's got that rack.
07:13He's got that rack thing to grab onto.
07:15Yeah, you got the roof rack.
07:16Well, Jason's a...
07:17Dukes of Subaru!
07:19Dukes of Subaru!
07:22There he is.
07:23That's how you got to get in that car in front of your kid.
07:25Making his way!
07:26Easy!
07:27The only way he knows how!
07:29Dude, you got to do that in front of your son.
07:32If you want to be a hero, like you want to be a hero, you do that one time in front of
07:38your kid.
07:38You just lean down and say, listen, don't ever tell your mom this, but I'm going to show
07:42you something that I can do.
07:43No, because his kid will try and do this.
07:44No, dude, he's going to...
07:46Oh, he will be so impressed.
07:48Next time I pick him up from preschool, I'll be like, hey, buddy, you want to get out of
07:52here in a cool way?
07:53Check this out.
07:55Yes!
07:55I'll slide in.
07:56No, don't.
07:56Oh, yes, do it.
07:57Oh, man.
07:58I'm telling you, man.
07:59Dude, from Subaru!
08:00If I was a young kid, and the Bryster did that, he would be even more legendary to me.
08:09Legendary status.
08:09Even more legendary.
08:10I wasn't going to go for the hood slide.
08:12It's not worth the...
08:13No, I mean, don't do any damage.
08:14Don't do any damage.
08:15Don't do any possible damage that could have resulted.
08:17Dude, Subaru!
08:21Right in there.
08:22There he goes.
08:23Bro, bro!
08:24It purrs like it's getting easy.
08:27That's 100,000 miles right there.
08:30Yeah.
08:31We should have started Lisa's car in the background for him.
08:36It fits the Dukes, right?
08:38Yeah.
08:39Yep.
08:40You need that music to go along with it.
08:42Oh, man, yeah.
08:43We could do that up.
08:44That's hilarious.
08:45I was going to be adding the music before he posted it, but too late, I guess.
08:49No, we had to let people see it as we talked about it.
08:52We probably would get sued for the music.
08:53Just use it to cover up your son.
08:54On the front of the engine, please.
09:00Go check it out.
09:01It made my day.
09:02All of our social media.
09:03Once you said I got to see it, I'm like, I think I can do it.
09:07And you did it.
09:08That's amazing.
09:08I didn't know what you guys were doing.
09:09I'm like, where did everybody go?
09:11I know.
09:11I thought so, too.
09:12I'm like, everyone's gone.
09:13I was going to go to the bathroom, and I'm like, hold on.
09:15I need you for one second.
09:16Oh, yeah.
09:17I still have to go.
09:19Oh, damn.
09:20Oh, that's...
09:21You only have to hold it for another half an hour.
09:22You should be fine.
09:23You really got to go.
09:25You can go.
09:26You can go ahead.
09:26You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:29You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:30You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:31You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:32You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:33You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:34You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:35You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:36You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:37You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:38You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:39You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:40You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.
09:42You can go ahead and do it for another half an hour.