Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about home remedies for treating poison ivy after discussing summer penile syndrome and that's when we watch James turn into a villain named Bleach Face.
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00:00a surprisingly popular search term is the phrase summer penis okay as numerous sites will tell you
00:12during the summer months your penis may look a bit bigger in comparison to the winter months
00:16and that's due to a number of factors when it's cold outside your body does try to maintain its
00:21internal heat and therefore things may appear to be more contracted but summer penis isn't really
00:29a thing summer penile syndrome is what do you what is this it's also known as lion's mane penis
00:39due to the unfortunate look produced by the swelling which is like a donut what around the
00:46penis lions have we've never heard of this on the show before no not that i can remember lion's mane
00:53penis yeah i've never heard of it i'm guessing the end of it before the uh helmet swells
01:04it's usually called by chigger bites on the penis
01:09so sand fleas well sometimes exposure of the penis to poison ivy sumac sumac and oak after playing
01:17outside in the woods it can happen too it's a lot of itching and it usually lasts for two to three
01:25weeks so james you're incredibly lucky apparently that you did not get dodge that yeah um summer
01:33penile syndrome yeah or lion's mane penis glad i didn't have to experience that just plain old
01:39poison ivy is bad enough yep your skin's just peeling right off your body oh it's no good no
01:46i'm glad i've never had it i'll tell myself as well lots of poisonous chemicals they tell you to
01:52not like professionals but people's home remedies it's like pour bleach on it pour gasoline on it go
01:58get brake cleaners break break cleaner pour gas on it i'm not gonna pour any poison on it i'm just
02:04going to cold shower and pink you know the pink crack if you bleach your face you'll come out
02:11looking like some sort of super villain i don't know i'm not sure i don't think it's you're supposed
02:16to do it he's totally different now i sound a lot like the hot sauce baby you guys we're not gonna be
02:26able to keep him on the show yeah well you know half his face is look at my face dave no i can't
02:32this is a face of somebody who's suffered from poison ivy that's the problem james i can't look at you
02:37i makes the show i didn't notice i didn't even notice anything he's going all the way into full
02:43villain yeah yeah that's what it's different that's so broken now i'm gonna take over the
02:50radio airwaves to get my my evil supervillain plan out there chuck that's why we have to get rid of
02:55him i know i'm taking over the show i'm plotting against dave and jack well he just tells us what
03:01he's doing oh he's a bad villain but still we can't just let him just tell his face in the morning
03:06he's coming no no that's no good i don't know i mean it's kind of interesting i don't think so
03:11oh homoerotic entertainment oh my god four hours four hours of non-stop homoeroticism oh no i found
03:19my favorite show men with no shirts and huge hogs but but all have poison ivy but also bleach face
03:25yes he brings in someone normal uh wants a show and gives them poison ivy ah now i got you
03:34that's how he gets all the people on his show give us some bleach to wipe that off your face
03:38oh um marston's in tampa hey how are you uh doing good so you've had an encounter
03:45i have a really bad poison ivy story so i got poison ivy on my penis and not only did i do that i gave
03:56it to my girlfriend and got it inside her oh my god inside her yep inside her i was
04:04working in the woods i uh went to use the bathroom didn't know i had poison ivy on my hands
04:10didn't know i got it on the uh old boys i went and picked her up if i still hadn't washed my hands
04:18still hadn't washed the pecker um yeah yeah did things with her uh didn't wear protection that day
04:25and i woke up the next day and i wanted to rip it off it itched and burned so bad it'll
04:30have been hit with a shotgun down there yeah and then imagine her insides i feel like that's
04:35something bleach face would do to his partners too oh bleach face is always doing that i'm gonna
04:41get you all it's inside your bed yeah front and back yeah front give me that front and back i've
04:46got it inside again i'm gonna put it inside you i got it on the inside i got some bleats if you
04:52want to put that in there oh god okay i don't recommend it no he doesn't as you can see no we're
04:58not doctors uh devon sent us a pic of his most recent poison ivy one whole side of his face is like
05:07swollen swollen shot you know what'll fix that a little bit of bleach on a rag man you know bleach on a
05:14rag it would be better if everyone talked like that when they got it yeah because at least it would
05:20be like you know you have it stay away from that guy he's got poison yeah you know you have it it's
05:25like hey how are you talking right now i don't know i don't know if i got it am i talking strange
05:29he's got it for sure yeah you can't tell what's so strange about the way i'm talking
05:33you can't tell scratch the itchiness on my body but don't throw bleach in your face it could change
05:39your life yeah i mean you don't if you tell me if you hear any kind of medical advice uh from people
05:46who just happen to call in don't take it take it with a grain of salt yes do your own research we
05:52always encourage do your own research don't listen to david chuck collars
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