The MRL Show: LauRen Broke It And Hid It From Dallas
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00:00So, you guys know I truly do believe in holding little white lies, right?
00:08I think I've made that pretty well known on the show.
00:10Right.
00:12I did something that my husband's, I can't tell him.
00:16He's not aware of it?
00:17No.
00:18Did you go on another spending spree?
00:21No, I think he would be even more upset with this news than me going on a party planning spending spree.
00:32I broke his favorite pint glass.
00:35Oh, no.
00:36I love pint glasses.
00:37I know.
00:38I know.
00:39But I feel like he doesn't need to know about this.
00:41I can fix this before he is ever privy to the information.
00:45Okay, but is it like a pint glass that he got from a bar back in 1983 that has a...
00:51Sentimental one?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Kind of.
00:53Okay.
00:54How do you replace that?
00:55Okay, but just follow me here, okay?
00:57All right.
00:58It was a lot of glue.
01:00No, this thing is shattered.
01:01It's gone forever.
01:02The problem is he puts this stupid thing in the freezer.
01:06Here we go.
01:07Somebody else's fault.
01:08Here comes the blame game.
01:10I know it will, Lorraine.
01:12That's like the time I ran the shopping cart in the back of my wife's legs and yelled at her for cutting in front of me.
01:16I think I may have learned this from you.
01:19But no, so the problem lies because he puts the stupid pint glass in the freezer, so it's like super fragile when it's in there.
01:29And I dropped it pulling other things out of the freezer.
01:32So anyway, he heard it break from upstairs.
01:35He did?
01:35Yeah.
01:36And he like poked his head out of his office.
01:39He's like, what was that?
01:40And I'm like, nothing, it's fine.
01:41It's fine.
01:42No big deal.
01:43Mimo's favorite pint glass.
01:45What is it?
01:46It's a Virginia Tech, like, it is a limited edition that he did get from a bar on Big Al's.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Oh, Big Al's.
01:53And so you could find this online?
01:56No, Big Al's is closed.
01:57I was going to say, Big Al's doesn't exist.
01:58Oh.
01:59Is that a pub up there or something?
02:01Yeah.
02:01But the nice thing about this thing being so old is we had put it through the dishwasher
02:07so many times that the logo's starting to come off of it.
02:10Okay.
02:10So I'm just going to get another Virginia Tech pint glass and say that the Big Al logo came
02:17off of the glass in the washing machine.
02:20Okay.
02:20In the dishwasher.
02:21But it's got to look worn out.
02:22You're going to have to wash it 60 times.
02:24Yeah.
02:24That's okay.
02:25I already have a plan.
02:26I have, you know, those, um, like Brillo pad things.
02:30Oh, gosh.
02:30I'm going to hit that on the Virginia Tech side and then put it through the washing machine
02:34so it looks about the same.
02:36Or, or, hear me out.
02:38You could say I accidentally broke your glass.
02:41No, I've never.