Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a naked restaurant that is opening in Japan. Customers will have to wear paper underwear and 'obese' patrons will be asked to leave because it would be miserable for other customers to have to see them.
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00:00They are opening a naked restaurant in Tokyo.
00:11The Amrita restaurant is set to open in Tokyo.
00:16It's going to open in about a month or two.
00:19You get completely nude.
00:22The only thing you're allowed to wear is paper underwear, if you choose.
00:27Is this like what they did in Paris?
00:28I thought they had something like this.
00:30I did.
00:30This one, they've got a restriction, though.
00:34If you're too big, you can't.
00:36Is that it?
00:37Obese diners will be asked to leave.
00:38That's not the big I was talking about.
00:41Because they believe that would make it miserable for other visitors
00:46if they have to stare at your nude, chubby body.
00:49Do you know what I look like nude sitting down?
00:51No, thank you.
00:51It's so gross.
00:53The paper underwear would just be destroyed in a manner of silence.
00:58Oh, that guy blew through another pair of paper underwear.
01:03Can I get another pair?
01:04I'm going to need a bunch of paper underwear.
01:07You guys said, my hands were so sweaty and they ripped.
01:13I'm just trying to put them on.
01:14Well, I think about, too, like, you know, I'm a bigger guy
01:18and my hands are greasy, so I'm just wiping it on my paper underwear.
01:22Yeah, sorry about this.
01:23Oh, greasy paper underwear.
01:24Greasy fingers.
01:26Oh, you're welcome again.
01:28Oh.
01:29Greasy, greasy.
01:32Lisa coming in clutch with the sound effect over there.
01:34Was that her?
01:35That was her.
01:36I looked over, I looked over at Dave, like.
01:39No, she was like.
01:41Yeah.
01:43Incredible.
01:43That was just in my mind.
01:46You're like checking, do I actually have paper underwear?
01:49No, I'm like.
01:50Oh, God, I blew through.
01:52I was like, one day I wear paper underwear.
01:56Things get so crazy in here that I tear on the air.
02:00That's why I stopped wearing paper underwear.
02:02You have to.
02:03There comes a point in everybody's life.
02:05I learned.
02:05I learned my lesson.
02:07Paper underwears.
02:09Can we see a pair of paper underwear?
02:12Like, is it something you can buy?
02:14Do they show an example of what you have to wear here?
02:16Well, I'm sure they, don't they wear the paper underwear for travel?
02:18Paper underwear for travel?
02:18Paper underwear for massage, paper underwear for surgery.
02:22So it's got to be the massage paper underwear.
02:24Oh, I want them to be those.
02:27They're disposable underwear travel.
02:28Not those.
02:29Like, I want them to be that black style that's right there.
02:32Disposable paper underwear.
02:34They just have to be loud.
02:37Oh, yeah.
02:38Chuck, what are you doing over there?
02:42What?
02:43I was just walking.
02:43No, dude, there's something.
02:45It's too loud.
02:45You've got to stop.
02:50It's too much.
02:51You've got to change your underpants.
02:52Yeah, that's all you hear.
02:53It's just like the littlest movement I make in paper underwear.
02:57It's probably made out of the same stuff that the toilet seat covers are made of.
03:01Oh, like the most flimsy paper.
03:03See, they would just rip right off you.
03:05Yeah, they would.
03:06They would.
03:08So there you go.
03:08There are paper underwear for sale.
03:11I don't understand the whole nude restaurant thing.
03:15No, no.
03:15Never have.
03:16I really don't.
03:17People try to do this.
03:18I don't get it either.
03:19I thought they were going to stop maybe guys if they were massive, like down there.
03:23Okay, so they say if you're 15 kilograms over the average weight.
03:28So every American.
03:31So that means 33 pounds.
03:33If you're more than 33 pounds over the average weight for your height, you'll be banned from entering.
03:39Why don't you go look up the average weight for a man who's 5'8".
03:43Dude, you know what I did?
03:44I kept thinking I lost a little weight, so I'm like, okay, I want to see how I'm doing here.
03:48I've got to not be obese anymore.
03:50There's no way.
03:51And then I looked it up, and it's like, yep, you're still morbidly obese.
03:55And I'm like, okay, so let me knock the weight down and see where obese is.
03:59So obese is my goal.
04:02Yes.
04:02Right.
04:02Yes.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Obese is my goal.
04:05And then to be normal, I've got to lose 40 pounds under my goal.
04:10I'm supposed to weigh 170 pounds.
04:12No, come on.
04:13Dude, this thing says right here I should weigh at 5'8".
04:16I should weigh 125 pounds to 158 pounds.
04:19For men?
04:20Is this for men or women?
04:21So another 100 pounds to go.
04:23The BMIs are crazy.
04:25I think it's just – I don't think you can go by this chart.
04:28I know.
04:28You have to just go by yourself.
04:29Because mine – I think my weight ideally is like 175, 180.
04:33139 to 169.
04:34Yeah, that was a real dark moment for me.
04:36Oh, I know.
04:37I was like, man, because the goal I set, I'm like, that is a miraculous weight loss goal.
04:42Like, that is –
04:42Yeah.
04:43If I reach that, that'll be incredible.
04:45Yeah, I'm like, oh, sweet.
04:47I've reached obese.
04:49Yes.
04:50Just obese.
04:52Yes.
04:52I'm no longer morbidly.
04:55Yeah, you try to drop that morbidly if you can.
04:58That morbidly word.
05:00I know.
05:00It just means you're about to die.
05:02Yeah, you're about to die like the whole time.
05:04No, but all it means –
05:05No, but all morbidly means –
05:06My whole life is just about to die.
05:08But this one's saying, there are certain people that are just – their frame is small.
05:14And if you have zero body fat, which I get – but it's like a mixture of zero body fat
05:21and zero muscle mass equals 135 pounds, right?
05:27You have to have the leanest muscle mass of all time, you know?
05:33Right.
05:33Because even if I lose – I know it's shocking, but even underneath the fat that I have, there's muscle that I have.
05:41And some people just have muscle, and it's heavier than fat.
05:47Yeah, I'll start to see my muscles when I get obese.
05:50That'll be nice.
05:51They'll break through.
05:52Yeah.
05:53What a great day that'll be.
05:54I'm excited about that.
05:55Andy became obese today.
05:56Well, it's amazing.
05:57Today, I'm just obese.
05:59Because if you're morbidly obese –
06:00We'll have an obese party.
06:01Yeah.
06:03It's an obesity celebration.
06:05Absolutely, it will be.
06:07Celebration of obesity.
06:09Congratulations on obesity.
06:10You know, like one of the little signs that hangs down.
06:12It's like, obesity.
06:13Andy is obesity.
06:15My God, I'd celebrate.
06:17And dress them up like the guincier girls.
06:19Yep.
06:19Yeah.
06:19Yeah.