Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who accidentally ordered 60 pairs of reading eyeglasses online. Dave then shares a story about how he accidentally ordered his outdoor furniture to someone else, and now they have to deal with the pain of shipping it back.
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00:00Well, an old guy has gone viral on Twitter.
00:10He was trying to order a pair of reading glasses online.
00:15Rather than the one pair he intended, he accidentally ordered 60 pairs.
00:22I don't think you went through.
00:24I don't think you went through.
00:26I feel like I could have done that.
00:27I was going to say, Dave, this could be in Dave's future.
00:32It didn't go through, Amber.
00:35I hit it again.
00:37It's still not going through.
00:39Such a bad mistake.
00:41They should, when you go to buy stuff, just always have like, are you sure?
00:45No, they don't care.
00:46They want your money.
00:47They want that sweet, sweet cash.
00:48They want you to click that button.
00:50Spend as much as you like with this.
00:53I did that in a different way.
00:56I ordered something.
00:59I had ordered something to friends once as like a little thank you.
01:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:05Yeah, here, thanks so much.
01:07And I don't know how it got on this website became my preferred address.
01:12Oh, yeah.
01:13It happens to me.
01:13So I ordered.
01:14Amber wanted a bunch of this outdoor stuff.
01:16I'm like, yeah, I'll go to that site and get it.
01:17So I click through.
01:18I get it all.
01:19I sent it to them.
01:20That's my worst nightmare, sending stuff to people I've bought things for in the past.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:24I'm like, oh, no.
01:25It's like 300 bucks worth of stuff.
01:26It's going to them.
01:27Thanks for the sweet outdoor furniture, Dave.
01:29Yeah, you're welcome, James.
01:30You're welcome.
01:31Who bought that for us?
01:31So I call the company and they're like, oh, it's already in transit.
01:37Like, it was hours later.
01:39I'm like, what?
01:40I'm like, well, we'll call the shipping company and see if they can, you know, reroute it.
01:46And they couldn't.
01:48No.
01:48No.
01:49Did your furniture get delivered to someone else?
01:51Yeah, but now they've got it.
01:52This was, they live in a different state.
01:54Now I have to send them shipping labels.
01:56This is recent?
01:57Yeah, this happened.
01:58Oh, no way.
01:59I got to send them shipping labels to send it back or I won't get.
02:02You just created such a hassle for your friends.
02:05I know.
02:06I feel like such a jerk, but I did it by mistake.
02:09Oh, I'm so glad you didn't do that to me.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:12That's the worst.
02:14I got to go.
02:15I'll just bring, I'm going to get a truck and I got to bring his furniture.
02:19Can you rent me a two-man and a truck?
02:23Can you imagine how much furniture he had delivered to your house, Lise?
02:28He's like, listen, I just thought I'd redo the outdoor furniture.
02:31I'm just going to keep it, probably.
02:32I'm like, well, this is nice.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Dave, I don't know what you're talking about.
02:35Suck it, Dave.
02:37Thanks for the gifts.
02:37I take pictures on Dave's furniture.
02:41Yeah.
02:43Meanwhile, you're like, Dave, it never showed up.
02:46Lise, they showed a picture and your dog's in the background of the delivery picture.
02:51That's not my dog.
02:51A lot of people own those golden retrievers.
02:54But I'm sure it's you.
02:55No.
02:56That's why no one knows where she lives.
02:57It's got all Dave's furniture.
02:59Yeah.
02:59Exactly.
03:00That's terrible.
03:01I know what a nightmare.
03:02Honestly, I'd be furious.
03:04Oh, I'd be furious if someone that I just, like, I did something for one time sent me
03:11a whole bunch of furniture.
03:13Like a print shipping label.
03:15Like, I have to get them.
03:17How close are you with these people?
03:19Are they?
03:19Oh, my God.
03:21That's terrible.
03:23That's terrible.
03:24We had dinner with them once in Florida.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:30Oh, no.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:33I couldn't imagine that.
03:34I'd just be like, here's the deal.
03:37Okay, you're going to call some people.
03:40And I'm going to put it out front.
03:42And they're going to come and get it.
03:45Or it's gone.
03:46Shipping labels, all this, you've lost me.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yeah, here's what to do.
03:51Repackage the item.
03:52Print and attach on package.
03:54Drop off at FedEx.
03:56Oh, God.
03:56That's what they have to do.
03:58Can they refuse delivery?
03:58It's already been delivered.
04:00I've got the photos already.
04:01I tried to reach them, but they were away for the weekend.
04:03It's on their front porch.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:06Is it a lot of stuff?
04:07It's more things.
04:09Big?
04:10One big.
04:13Oh, I'm telling you.
04:14I'd be like, dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
04:16They got to go.
04:17They had dinner with you once.
04:19Yeah, one time.
04:20And they have to go to FedEx.
04:21Yeah, they do.
04:22They have to go to FedEx.
04:23They got to lug something to FedEx.
04:27They got to put it in their car.
04:28Yeah.
04:30Drive to FedEx.
04:32A lot of old people in there, all trying to figure stuff out.
04:36I know.
04:36I feel so bad.
04:37I'll have to send them something else after this to say so.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:39Don't.
04:40Sounds like Dave's got somebody else to get somebody else at dinner.
04:43Luckily, I glanced.
04:44Like, this was hours later.
04:45The email was in my email.
04:47You know, thanks for your order.
04:48I'm like, oh, no.
04:50It has their family name, their address.
04:53And so then I had to send, like, the, I am so sorry, but there are four packages.
04:58I think somebody go to FedEx is one of the worst things you can do to somebody else.
05:01It really is.
05:02That's really bad.
05:03The last time I was in FedEx, there was 14 people in line in front of me.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:07On a random Wednesday.
05:09I don't know what was going on.
05:10So, like, I send the text, right, detailing everything that went wrong and what he has
05:16to do.
05:17No response until hours.
05:19Hours.
05:19Of course, because I'm trying.
05:21I'm trying to come down.
05:22But then I just get thumbs up.
05:25Thumbs up.
05:26Oh, there's.
05:27No, like, no problem, Dave.
05:29It's no big deal.
05:30Nothing.
05:31No.
05:31Thumbs up is, like, go F yourself.
05:35That is.
05:36Oh, you might as well.
05:38Oh.
05:38You know?
05:40Like, that is a double middle finger of a new problem, bud.
05:46The dialogue that is happening.
05:49Oh.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50Between him and his wife.
05:51Why did we have them over for dinner?
05:54Sons of bitches.
05:55I don't know, but I'll tell you what.
05:57He ordered us four pieces of outdoor furniture.
06:02The only thing.
06:03Thank God you realized it, though, and they didn't think, wow, this Dave is so generous.
06:07He ordered us some outdoor furniture.
06:11Oh, yep.
06:11God, the worst was getting all the FedEx pictures of it sitting on their porch.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:15Is it a lot?
06:17It's four pieces.
06:17There's one really big piece.
06:18Yeah.
06:19And then a couple of small pieces.
06:21Do they have a vehicle that they can fit this stuff in?
06:23I don't even know them that well.
06:25You don't even know what kind of car?
06:26How's this going to fit the golf cart?
06:28What if they can't?
06:29Did you say, do you, can you?
06:31Did you say, can you?
06:32Like, if you don't mind, I said.
06:34If you don't mind.
06:36I understand.
06:37It's a huge inconvenience.
06:37I'm so sorry.
06:39So it will fit in a regular sized.
06:41Well.
06:42I'm sure they have an SUV.
06:43Most people do.
06:44Multiple trips.
06:44I couldn't fit it in my car.
06:46Oh.
06:47No.
06:48I know.
06:48That was my big.
06:49Might have to shove it somehow in the back.
06:51The back seat sideways.
06:53Dave, why don't you send them this segment?
06:55I'm sure that'll smooth things over.
06:56Oh, yeah, I'm sure it will.
06:57It's out the window.
06:59I got bungee cords.
07:00Yeah, yeah.
07:01You got those orange flags, like, wrapped around it.
07:05I lose one and I, man.
07:08Did you hear Lisa almost got hit by a car?
07:11She tried to get a piece of Dave's furniture that flew out of her window.
07:16The inconvenience level is, like, right there with, like,
07:20it's like if you accidentally burnt somebody's house down.
07:24I'm telling you.
07:25What's amazing about it is they don't really have a choice.
07:30You gave them no choice.
07:32It's on their porch.
07:33I said they have.
07:34If you don't mind.
07:34No, no, but, like, what else am I going to do with it?
07:37I'm going to send you a text back.
07:38It's mine now, bitch.
07:39What am I supposed to do?
07:41What am I supposed to do?
07:42Living states away, what am I supposed to do?
07:43I don't know.
07:44No, I don't know.
07:45I don't know.
07:46What are my other options?
07:47Can you please throw it away?
07:49I mean, if there was an option to pay to get it picked up, I would have.
07:52They don't opt for that option.
07:54I know.
07:55It's incredible.
07:57This is, like, this is an incredible scenario.
08:00I know.
08:00It's a bad mistake.
08:01You don't hardly know them?
08:04No.
08:05All I did was so stupid.
08:06Why did I send them a thank you gift from a website?
08:11Who are these people?
08:12They were nice people that we met once.
08:16Potential swingers that they turned out.
08:18No, they were not.
08:18I want to know.
08:19Relax.
08:19Who's friends with us?
08:20Is it Amber or is it you?
08:22Are both of you?
08:23Did you met on, like, the, you met somewhere?
08:24I probably met on a beach.
08:26I probably met on some kind of, I was like, it was fantastic meeting you on that beach.
08:31Just wanted to let you know I had a great time.
08:33That whole week was pretty cool.
08:35Anyways.
08:35Anyway, I made a mistake.
08:37Trying to think of, like, other stuff I would rather have happen to me than that.
08:40Like, I'd rather have somebody take my wallet and hide it in the city.
08:44In the city?
08:46Somewhere in the city.
08:47Go try to find it.
08:49My wallet's in the city somewhere.
08:50I'm going to find it.
08:51It's better than getting someone's random furniture.
08:54Yeah, it's much better than having to go to FedEx and sending furniture back.
08:59I feel horrible, all right?
09:00Oh, man.
09:00It's a simple mistake.
09:02The thing you got going for you is that you sent them a nice gift.
09:05So, like, previously.
09:07I'll have to send them a nice, I said, something else.
09:09No, don't send them anything else.
09:11They don't want, trust me.
09:12Just leave them alone.
09:13They don't ever want, they don't want to talk to you.
09:15I'll never see them again.
09:16Yeah.
09:16They don't want to talk to you anymore.
09:18The thumbs up said all.
09:20The thumbs up said it all.
09:20Yeah, it said it all.
09:21Yep.
09:22Eight and a half hours of no reply.
09:23So glad you, so glad you did that.
09:25Eight and a half hours.
09:26Eight and a half hours, no reply, and then thumbs up.
09:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:3164 pounds.
09:3364 pounds?
09:34The biggest, the biggest.
09:36Yeah, the big, the one.
09:37One thing is 64 pounds?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:42Yep.
09:42That is multiple trips.
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:45Well, all right, what are you going to do?
09:46Nothing I can do.
09:47It was a simple mistake.
09:47It was just a mistake.
09:48There's nothing I can do.
09:49Somebody got a new outdoor bed.
09:51Oh, well.
09:51Anyway, so, yeah, I'll let you know if he does keep it or if he returns it.
09:54Oh, that'll be real.
09:55Because I'll see it in my app as soon as it's returned or not.
09:58Here's the other thing.
09:59What kind of pressure is on me to get this done in a quick manner?
10:03Right.
10:03You know what I mean?
10:04You know, like, what's the schedule?
10:05Like, everybody's busy.
10:07Because I'm sorry.
10:07Like, I got other things going on.
10:09I'll let you know when I can get to FedEx, Dave.
10:11Seven to ten business days.
10:13Oh.
10:15Get seven to ten business days.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:18I left that part out.
10:19I'm just hoping they do it in time.
10:20And if not, oh, well, whatever.
10:22Whatever.
10:22You're going to want to have that thing cleaned when it shows up.
10:23There's a time limit also?
10:25Yeah, there's a time limit.
10:26There's a time limit?
10:27There's a time limit.
10:28Seven to ten business days.
10:30That's not enough time to do anything.
10:32No, I know.
10:33There's so much other stuff going on.
10:35Oh, what an inconvenience.