Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a kid in Hong Kong who knocked over a Teletubby statue at a toy shop. This leads to Andy sharing how he used to spill drinks all the time when he was a kid when his dad would take them to restaurants.
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00:00A dad in Hong Kong is being asked to fork over more than $4,000
00:13after his young son knocked over a giant six-foot-tall
00:20Teletubby sculpture in a shopping center, and it broke.
00:26But here's the surveillance video.
00:28You can kind of judge for yourself what you think is going on here.
00:33Oh, did he back up into it?
00:34Yeah, he, like, leaned against it.
00:35I think he did.
00:37It looks just like an accident.
00:39Yeah, the kid was just leaning on it.
00:43I mean, you can't lean on it.
00:45I mean, I guess you have to have a, it looks like a liability to me,
00:51because if there was just a kid on the other side of this thing.
00:53And leaning up against it, pushed it down?
00:56Yeah.
00:56Then anyone could have bumped into it and knocked it down.
00:58Yeah, this happened to my dad one time.
01:00There was this, like, store in the mall.
01:02I don't even remember what it was, but it always had all these glass things.
01:05And my dad was like, we're going to go in here.
01:07He's like, you don't even get near anything.
01:10I'm like, okay.
01:11And my little brother knocked over a whole shelf of these glass things.
01:16Oh, my God.
01:17My dad didn't wait to go.
01:18We got out of there.
01:22My dad walked away from his children.
01:24Yeah.
01:24There was an escape.
01:26He was like, that's going to figure itself out, I think.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Abandoned.
01:29Abandoned.
01:32Yeah.
01:33I feel, my dad knew how clumsy I was.
01:35I feel bad for him now because I feel like I've spilled a drink at every restaurant between,
01:41like, here and, like, Missouri.
01:44Then we stopped at, like, once a meal.
01:46I'd just be like,
01:46Why did I create him?
01:55Why did I create him?
02:02I created him, and he did this.
02:06Sorry, Dad.
02:07I wonder how many parents have said...
02:09I obviously am already starting to gain weight at a rapid pace.
02:13Hey, Dad, you think I can get another chocolate milk?
02:16Oh, because that one spilled?
02:17That was just every time.
02:19It was pure.
02:20Ah.
02:21I can see you as little Andy doing it.
02:24I'm like, sorry!
02:25Oops!
02:26Oops again!
02:30Oops.
02:30Oops again.
02:33I think a lot of parents say,
02:35Why did I create them?
02:36Yeah, now it's starting to make sense.
02:38Every restaurant, like, Bob Evans, like, uh, we would be at, like, nice seafood restaurants.
02:44I'm like, oops, sorry!
02:45Yeah.
02:46Every time.
02:47Yeah, well.
02:48You had to deal with that emotionally.
02:50Yeah, I think, like, what is that, like, one in four kids?
02:52It's, like, spilly?
02:54I think so, yeah.
02:55Right?
02:55Yeah.
02:56Because, you know, our oldest wasn't, but, again, Zane.
02:58Hurricane Zane, for a reason.
02:59He would always knock things over.
03:01And then you have the debate of,
03:03Should I punish him and not get him a drink?
03:06Right.
03:07Or, it's just an accident, so I should replace the drink.
03:09You know?
03:11Yeah, how did your dad...
03:12I just remember my dad always being like, damn it!
03:14I'm going to, like, in the middle, like, we need a towel over here!
03:18We need a towel over here!
03:19And I'm like...
03:20Yeah.
03:22Yeah.
03:23He's a Marine, I'd probably get him the towel over here!
03:26I have no way to...
03:27He's a Marine!
03:29Yep.
03:30Did you get another drink after that?
03:32Yeah, of course.
03:33Yeah, of course.
03:33Like, I'm pretty...
03:34I'm still pretty parked.
03:35Yeah, you need to drink.
03:37I'm going to put a lid on this!
03:40And some waitresses are totally cool, and some are bitches, right?
03:44Yeah, some are.
03:44Like, some are like, oh, sweetie, don't worry, we'll get you another drink.
03:46And some are like, well, you're going to have to clean that up.
03:49Yeah.
03:49Yeah, I feel like there's some moms, and then there are some, like, non-mom...
03:54Like, a mom tends to understand.
03:56Like, oh, you just spilled it, honey, it's going to be fine.
03:59Yeah, my dad never understood.
04:02No, dads don't understand.
04:04I'd be furious, I'll tell you right now, if one of my kids spilled something out of it,
04:08I'd be furious.
04:09It was an excessive amount of times I did that to him.
04:12Like, you know, I can look at it factually, statistically, and be like,
04:17literally one out of probably every two times we went to a restaurant, I spilled an entire...
04:21So what was it?
04:23You were just so excited to get it?
04:24I just, like, reach for it, and be like, yeah, I wouldn't pay any attention.
04:27Could you imagine, like, Andy as a kid?
04:29You know, a little Andy as a kid.
04:29I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
04:31I was like, oh, my God, you're not allowed to just shoot him with a trank dart.
04:38I don't know what to do.
04:39I don't know what to do.
04:41Other than just terrify him until he listens.
04:43So you would quickly reach for your drink and really just punch it right across the table.
04:49I was a fat little excited.
04:50I'm like, we're out on the town.
04:51This is great.
04:52Experience it live.
04:53Get a drink.
04:54Oh, God!
04:55Bob Evans!
04:56Yeah.
04:57The wonders of the cuisine of Bob Evans!
05:00Yep.
05:01I'm on the farm.
05:02Someone said, I'm the youngest and the spilly kid.
05:05We're Italian, so we talk with our hands a lot, which was never a good mix.
05:09Yeah, that might be it, too.
05:10I think we all, like, everybody in my family does that.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Get really animated.
05:15Out of three kids, I'm the spilly one.
05:18Parents always just got me water.
05:20Oh.
05:21That's a good call.
05:22That is, but that's devastating.
05:23That's so sad.
05:24Water?
05:24Like, imagine, Andy, you want chocolate milk and you can only get water?
05:27It was always chocolate milk.
05:28I was always covered in it.
05:29It's chocolate milk.
05:30I'm like, sorry, ruin more clothes.
05:33That's the thing, though, but, like, I feel like...
05:35I did choose the worst drinks.
05:37I was always like, just chocolate milk, nothing too crazy.
05:40Chocolate milk for, like, a red pop.
05:43You got, like, a red pop.
05:44No.
05:45Yes.
05:45Every time.
05:46You've got to be allowed to have red pop.
05:47The spilly kid.
05:48Listen, the spilly kid always has red pop.
05:51Like, Shirley Temple, extra grinning.
05:53Right, exactly.
05:55I just want it to permanently stain anything that it's smeared.
05:59No orange, red, nothing.
06:02It's the worst choices.
06:03It is.
06:04Look, my arms are red.
06:05It stayed that way.
06:07I showered and everything.
06:09Oh, man, the red pop.
06:11You're right.
06:11You're right.
06:12I ordered the worst stuff.
06:14Yep.
06:16Yeah, no, it's...
06:17Any parent has been through that, I'm sure.
06:19Yeah, especially with multiple kids.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:21And you just hopefully handle it correctly.
06:23You don't scar them.
06:24I feel like it was always this move.
06:26Like, the drink was right here, and I was always like...
06:28Oh, yeah.
06:31No kid picks it up, either.
06:35No, they don't.
06:35No kid picks it up.
06:37No, they never do.
06:37Just like...
06:37Pick it up.
06:38Slow-mo, like, every time.
06:39Like, no.
06:41Yeah.
06:43Boopsy-poopsy.
06:43It's happened again.
06:46Try to help.
06:50Why did I create this line?
06:55Sorry.
06:57Sorry.
06:59Yeah.
07:03That was it.
07:04Yep.
07:05Yep.
07:06Your brother would be like...
07:09Run!
07:10He'd be like, hurry, get in the car!
07:16Yep.
07:18Oh, man.
07:19Yeah.
07:19Yeah.