Dave & Chuck the Freak read an e-mail from a listener who has a partner that is suffering from smelly lady bits and wants help on how to break the news to her. The show thinks a lunch at TGI Friday's should so the trick.
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00:00This email also to
00:07email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
00:09I've been seeing this girl for a little while now
00:11really like her. Things have been great
00:13and originally things were great in the
00:16bedroom but things have come to a
00:18halt for the past month or two
00:19because she's started developing
00:22a really strong
00:24odor from down under.
00:26Jeez.
00:27She's a really bad
00:29It just developed in the middle of the dating
00:31How was it developing?
00:37Oh
00:37Moved in
00:41He said at first I tried to brush it off but it's gotten
00:44to the point where
00:45I just can't keep it up anymore
00:48It's that big of a turn off. Has he talked to her
00:50though? He says I don't want to say something that hurt her feelings
00:52or make her extremely self conscious but I know
00:54that if something doesn't change it's going to affect
00:56our relationship. I think you
00:57I think you just you have to
00:59you have to pony up. A lot of people saying it's vaginosis
01:02and it could
01:03That sounds like something you go to the doctor for.
01:04Sure. I know I would
01:06if someone said
01:07Chuck do you have vaginosis?
01:08Chuck do you have vaginosis?
01:09I'd be like go get me to the doctor!
01:13Get me there!
01:13I think Chuck would have
01:16dongidosis
01:16But you know what? If I had dongidosis
01:20I would want to know!
01:22Yeah
01:23You know?
01:24Dongidosis comes from my mouth
01:25Now that keeps coming up
01:25BV
01:26Bacterial vaginosis keeps coming up here
01:28Right
01:28Okay so here's
01:30So she has to go see someone
01:31but how do you tell her?
01:32You go to lunch
01:33It's uncomfortable
01:33Go to lunch
01:34You get a nice basket of fried pickles
01:38And you sit there at lunch and you say listen
01:41You have vaginosis
01:43And you need to see a doctor
01:45I'm not going down until you
01:47Fix your vaginosis!
01:50I've got dogatosis!
01:51We're here at TGI Fridays
01:53Because I have to tell you that you have vaginosis
01:56You break all the bad news there
01:58You have vaginosis and you need
02:00To see a doctor
02:02I've brought you here
02:04To TGI Fridays
02:07It's a place of luxury
02:09To let you know about this stinky little vagina
02:13Jesus
02:14That I don't want anything to do with
02:17Until you get it fixed
02:18I love you
02:19I support you
02:20I don't want you to feel bad
02:22Can you pass me the pickles?
02:28I've brought you here to lunch today
02:30To let you know that I'm pretty sure
02:31You have vaginosis
02:32I'm not a doctor
02:35But the only person that can fix your pH balancing stuff
02:39Is a doctor
02:41I brought you here to TGI Fridays today
02:44To tell you
02:46That you have vaginosis
02:49And the reason why I know you have vaginosis
02:52Vaginosis is because I wrote an email to a nationally syndicated radio program called Dave and Chuck the Freak
03:00And they talked about you
03:01For 10 or 15 minutes
03:05And her vagina
03:06And they took random text messages
03:09And everyone was saying vaginosis, vaginosis, vaginosis
03:13So I know you have it
03:14Or she's got a tampon step up there
03:16And I think you know that
03:17I think you would know
03:19I hope you would know that
03:21That there's something in there
03:22Welcome to lunch
03:24And one thing's for sure
03:26Do not play this for her
03:28Yeah
03:28No, don't let her know you emailed us
03:30Never, ever, ever
03:31I feel like some guys would think that'd be a good idea
03:33Like, oh, it'll be funny
03:34Don't do that
03:35Don't do that
03:36We cannot break the news to her this way
03:38I suppose you're wondering why I've asked you to lunch
03:40TGI Friday
03:42Well, just listen to this podcast of the show I listen to
03:46They say you have vaginosis
03:48I didn't say it
03:51Dave and Chuck the Freak said it
03:53Yeah
03:53It's vaginosis
03:54Oh, well, huh
03:57A doctor is in order
03:58We're solving problems here
03:59We are
04:00We are
04:00We are figuring this out
04:02There's not a lot you can't solve with a good lunch
04:04Good lunch
04:05That's what we've learned
04:07Oh, man
04:08Do you tell them at the end?
04:09You tell them at the end of the lunch
04:11I think
04:12Get some pickles in you and then break the news to her
04:15At least let them have the salad
04:17Yeah
04:18After the salad
04:19We're waiting on the dinner
04:21Get the unlimited appetizers
04:22Potato skins
04:23Deep fried potato skins
04:24Potato skins
04:25Yeah, get all that in you
04:26Get a full happy belly
04:28You're like, eat, eat
04:30Have some more tater skins
04:32Come on, eat up
04:34Eat up
04:35We gotta talk later
04:37Potato skins take the edge off
04:39Yeah
04:39Listen, I want you
04:41Just go ahead
04:41Eat as many as you can
04:43Just have all the potato skins
04:44I don't even want any
04:45Garcon
04:46More potato skins for the lady
04:48Did you have enough potato skins?
04:51Extra ranch
04:51Excuse me, Garcon
04:53I'm about to break some terrible news
04:57About my girlfriend's vaginosis
04:59Can you make sure that her drink is always full
05:03And also the potato skins
05:05Right away
05:05Just keep vaginosis
05:06Thank you
05:08Thank you
05:08Thank you
05:09The third one today
05:11Yeah
05:13Yeah
05:14There's all sorts of bad news there
05:16Yep
05:17They do have endless appetizers
05:21I would say
05:22Don't do it any way that we've talked about
05:25Did you enjoy your potato skins, my love?
05:28Oh my god, yeah
05:28They're so good
05:29Well, good
05:30I'm glad
05:31Why are we here?
05:32Well, I've asked you here to lunch today
05:34Because I've talked to a radio show
05:35I won't go down on you because of your vaginosis
05:39Oh my god
05:41Oh, don't freak out
05:43Don't freak out
05:43No, we're at lunch
05:44We're at lunch
05:45We're at
05:45We're at
05:46We're at lunch
05:47We're at lunch
05:48You just need to see a doctor
05:50Garcon
05:51Please, please
05:53Garcon, please
05:54You said you were going to make sure you had enough drink
05:57But their slogan is
05:59Everyone looks forward to Fridays
06:01Oh, yeah
06:02I brought you here to TGI Fridays on Tuesday
06:05To break some terrible news to you
06:10I would never dream of doing this on a Friday
06:13Change in lives
06:15Yep
06:15Change in lives
06:16One TGI Fridays at a time
06:18Yep
06:18If you ever want to reach us for really bad advice
06:21Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
06:23Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com