MJTV: Naked Woman Rescued from Storm Drain in Ft. Myers
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00:00Is there a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles female-type thing going on here?
00:06A naked woman rescued from a storm drain down in Fort Myers.
00:13A bystander found her trapped inside.
00:16So, a man was leaving the India's Grill on South Cleveland Avenue in lovely Fort Myers
00:23earlier this week and heard what was described as a low-pitched voice calling for help.
00:29Help.
00:31Help.
00:33Is this low enough?
00:36Almost like Budweiser.
00:42You would need a Budweiser after being stuck in a sewer.
00:45Maybe.
00:46Help.
00:48Me.
00:50Exactly.
00:51This is a weird story.
00:52So, guys leave at this restaurant.
00:53Here's a low voice calling for help.
00:56Help.
00:56And then spots a nude woman.
01:00In the bottom of a storm drain, according to NBC2 out of Fort Myers.
01:05Why are they always naked in the storm drain?
01:07But here's the deal.
01:08Her legs were fastened together with straps.
01:11You want to strap my legs, please?
01:14Is this what she sounded like?
01:17How deep was her voice?
01:18I don't know.
01:19But fire officials removed the heavy metal grate, and she's down in the storm drain.
01:27They lifted her out.
01:28They treated her on the scene.
01:30She was uncooperative and then wouldn't disclose anything else.
01:34Don't even ask me how I got down there.
01:36She would not disclose any other details on why the hell she was naked, bound, and dead.
01:45No comment.
01:47No comment.
01:49It doesn't even seem like...
01:51This one seems like she was down there against her will if she was strapped.
01:54Now, police confirmed that she was a transient who stayed at a nearby travel lodge for the...
02:01My favorite hotel.
02:01...for the last month, but the staff there didn't recognize her photo.
02:06Would they show a picture of her naked, bound, and gagged?
02:08I don't know if she was gagged.
02:10She was certainly bound, though.
02:12But the last I saw, it remains a mystery about how the woman ended up in the drain, naked, with her legs bound.
02:21And I just wanted to know, is there any updates?
02:22So you're saying that there's no update.
02:25This is still the freshest information that we have.
02:27Everything you said is what I'm seeing.
02:29Yeah.
02:29I mean, is there a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles female-type thing going on here?
02:34Oh, no.
02:35That's why they don't talk.
02:36It's a secret bathroom accident.
02:38Then she asked for pizza.
02:39Because didn't the turtles love pizza?
02:41Wasn't that their deal?
02:43So it's a mystery.
02:45Listen to this.
02:46Tim Brown, who's also staying at the travel lodge, he did an interview with Channel 2.
02:52What did they say?
02:53All right, she's staying at the travel lodge.
02:55Let's just go find somebody else.
02:56Let's go find some of the vagrant transient living at the travel lodge and just interview him.
03:01And this guy says, somebody doesn't just bound themselves and climb in there by themselves.
03:07Well, thank you there.
03:08You ought to get a detective job with the Fort Myers Police Department.
03:11I just told my girlfriend she's no longer walking through by herself.
03:17So, wait, wait.
03:18Was this guy think that, what, there's just some maniac out there that's just tying women's legs together,
03:23stripping their clothes off and putting them down in a sewer system and into a drain?
03:27Honey, stay in the trailer.
03:29Man, I told you, this is a weird story.
03:31None of it makes sense.
03:31It's just a bizarre, bizarre story.
03:34Whoa!
03:41Yeah.
03:42Make it harder.
03:43I got so.
03:45I got so.
03:46Let me see.
03:49I got so.
03:49Okay.
03:50Mm.
03:51Seriously.
03:52Very gut.
03:53You're pretty.
03:54Okay.
03:55Okay.
03:56Yeah, I got so.
03:57Okay.
03:57Okay.
03:58Let me see.
03:59Let me see.