Mj Thinks Froggy's Neighbor Is Plotting Revenge
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00:00So your neighbor, who you hurled the baseball at after he blasted your dog in the face with
00:08an air horn, rightfully so, he is at his house right now going through the great big book
00:19of revenge.
00:21Come on, stop.
00:22Don't say that.
00:23Have you seen those books?
00:24He's probably looking for tinctures and potions right now.
00:28I don't know about that, but-
00:29No, this guy doesn't deal with tinctures.
00:31Have you seen the revenge books?
00:32Have you ever seen one of these?
00:33No, I have not.
00:34I used to have an old publication of one, and they gave me some ideas for just some really
00:41subtle, never traced back to you revenge.
00:44Go on to Amazon quickly.
00:46Just go to Amazon and just type in revenge books, like the book of revenge or something.
00:53I bet you there are a dozen titles of different books with all these different ideas to get
00:59even with people.
01:00And I'm sure there's some nasty crap.
01:03I remember some kid, when I was in, when I was in like middle school, some kid came in
01:08with one of these books.
01:09Right.
01:10That's the kind that I had.
01:11That and the, like the anarchist cookbook and all that crap.
01:14What?
01:15Doesn't that teach you how to make a bomb?
01:16Yeah, I think so.
01:17Okay.
01:18So, uh, yeah, here we go.
01:19Look, the black book of revenge, the complete manual of hardcore dirty tricks and schemes.
01:26I think this is the book that I had.
01:28Really?
01:28It had one way of getting back to somebody that would just ruin their month.
01:34And I'm sure some of this stuff is illegal.
01:36Oh, every all it's.
01:37I'm sure you can probably hit with massive stalker charges.
01:41Anyway, Froggy, this guy probably has seven copies of this.
01:44So if he loses one, he probably has one in every room.
01:46Probably.
01:47He's got dirty tricks and schemes he's cooking up right now.
01:50So Froggy's neighbor, who blasted Froggy's dog on Froggy's dock with the air horn as he
01:56drove his little skiff by, Froggy then wings the guy with a baseball, whacks the guy in
02:02the elbow on his boat.
02:04He's at home right now.
02:06Get that son of a bitch.
02:07You know his elbow still hurts.
02:10He's mumbling under his breath.
02:13I'm going to get that.
02:13He's every time his elbow hurts, he probably thinks of me.
02:17I froggy.
02:18Come on, man.
02:19Stop.
02:19I'm getting freaked out.
02:20I told you I was going to because Froggy is neurotic.
02:22The weirdest things will freak Froggy out.
02:25I mean, he's a big man when it comes to chucking a dog chew baseball at a boater.
02:30Froggy's the type that's going to fester and stew at his house.
02:35By the way, Fester, no relation to you.
02:37Froggy's going to stew now.
02:39Now that I planted the seed that the neighbor's probably conjuring up, ginning up some revenge
02:44scheme, and he's got the great big book of revenge, Froggy's now going to be just, you're
02:50not going to be able to think about anything else.
02:52I'm just going to prepare.
02:53Did you find anything in this black book of revenge?
02:55Yeah, there's one.
02:57There's one.
02:57And one of my favorites that I remember.
02:58Because a lot of times on Amazon, you can read a chapter or two, or you can read a couple
03:01of pages.
03:02It doesn't give you a whole, it only gives you the front and back cover on Amazon.
03:05But there was this one revenge thing in this book where you go, you know how people's
03:08water meter is in the front yard?
03:10Yes.
03:11You shut their water meter off.
03:12Yeah.
03:12And then you dump a bag of quick dry cement in it.
03:16Oh my.
03:16That's awful.
03:17What?
03:18That was my, I never did it.
03:20You shut their water meter off.
03:22And then you put some like ready mix in there.
03:25You use like some, well, you need a bag of quick creed and water.
03:30Why would you say that?
03:30You don't even need water because the moisture in the ground does it.
03:33That's a terrible trick.
03:35No, I don't know about that.
03:36It's a, I don't, really?
03:38Yeah.
03:38There's plenty of moisture in the ground, especially today.
03:41The city has to come out with a jackhammer and bust it open.
03:44That would ruin the guy's month.
03:45I mean, it was those kinds of things.
03:47Oh my God.
03:48Well, that's cool.
03:48That's vandal.
03:49That's illegal.
03:50That's like criminal mischief.
03:51All of these are illegal.
03:53All of these are illegal.
03:54But that was the one that stuck out in my brain.
03:56Just walk up to somebody's house, shut the water up, dump a bag of concrete.
03:59The guy probably read that one and said, nah, that's not good enough for this
04:02guy.
04:04Robbie, this is what I predict.
04:05He's going to break into your house, pour honey on your floor by your bed, put shaving
04:10cream on your head, and that's all he's going to do.
04:13I just watched Parent Trap like five times in a row over the weekend.
04:16You're not really good at revenge, Roxanne.
04:17Yeah, I don't think that's...
04:18So they didn't Parent Trap, Lindsay Lohan.
04:20I don't think that's that bad, to be quite honest.
04:22Because that's...