Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was robbed by a hooker while on a motorized scooter and his description of one of the suspects was very vague.
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00:00Police in Pontiac are investigating an armed robbery where they say a 71-year-old man in a motorized wheelchair was robbed at gunpoint in his home.
00:20Now, it's maybe a little different than you think.
00:23Apparently, this victim met a woman at the intersection of Baldwin and Rutgers.
00:28Hello!
00:30Come to my place?
00:31That's it.
00:32The woman was a prostitute.
00:33So he was hover-rounding for a prostitute.
00:37Looking for a prostitute.
00:38Out here, just looking for a prostitute.
00:41It's hover-round.
00:43So they went back to his house, and that's when she called another dude to come over.
00:49Oh.
00:49That guy came inside this old man's house, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the 71-year-old in his hover-round.
00:56The woman then tied the victim up to his hover-round.
01:00And the two suspects took his wallet, cell phone, and a safe that had 4,000 bucks in it.
01:08I don't trust the banks.
01:11Deputies were able to collect DNA evidence from the scene.
01:14Did I say what?
01:16Um, well, a bit of her stuff is on my penis.
01:21Is that the DNA evidence, you think?
01:24Probably.
01:24So they did actually-
01:25Either that or hair.
01:25Hair, maybe.
01:26They found some hair.
01:27Here's the description he'd give to the cops.
01:30She's a white female, about 5'4", weighing 120 pounds.
01:35The male suspect?
01:37A black dude.
01:37He's a black guy.
01:38That's the only description he could give them.
01:41You know black?
01:42That's all I remember.
01:50Pre-black.
01:53He's a guy.
01:55So, anything else you can help us with, sir?
01:57Any other details about him that we could-
01:59His skin color was black.
02:02No, we have covered that.
02:03And he was a man.
02:05Yes, he's a black man.
02:06Any other details?
02:07Black.
02:12That's all he knows.
02:13Black guy.
02:16A girl, white, 5'4", 120 pounds, beautiful blue eyes, some meth scars.
02:28You seem to remember her quite well.
02:30Oh, yes.
02:31And again, back to the other suspect.
02:33Black.
02:34Just a guy.
02:35A black, just a very black man.
02:39Do you know what he was wearing?
02:42No.
02:43Did he have clothes on?
02:45Yeah, I couldn't see all of his black skin.
02:48So, he had to be wearing something.
02:50I just don't have any recollection of what it was.
02:53I saw his black hands, though, and his black head.
02:59He had a black face and black hands and fingers.
03:02I assume his legs were also black.
03:07Hard to piece it together, though.
03:11Well, not a lot of help, sir, but we'll see what we can do.
03:15And the DNA evidence again-
03:16I expect you to catch him.
03:17Well, it's her stuff is all over my crotch area.
03:22And she was quite hairy in the bush.
03:24So, there's a lot of it left in the bed.
03:29Oh, that is too much.
03:31All right.
03:31Well, we do not recommend, sir, you look for hookers in your hover around at 2.30 in the morning.
03:35Well, I'm going to keep doing it.
03:38I'm going to be honest.
03:39Once I get my 4,000 back from that safe, I hate the banks.
03:45So, they just took your whole safe?
03:47They sure did.
03:48Well, it was a little safe because I have to move it.
03:50Do you think that the encounter actually included anything sexual?
03:57I don't know.
03:57Do you think it got to that level?
03:58I don't think so.
03:58I honestly don't think so.
04:00I think she was just like tied him to that chair and luckily they-
04:05Well, it would take a while for that guy to get to the house, right?
04:09Once they got to the house, she called from the house.
04:12Oh, if she called from the house, I mean-
04:14There's some time.
04:15There's a window there.
04:15Yeah.
04:16Yeah.
04:16Kill time, distract him.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Well, maybe.
04:19I told you, I don't want to play goddamn Parcheesi.
04:21Yeah, it all depends like where his spirits-
04:25Bridge?
04:26That's not what you're here for.
04:28Suck it.
04:31Maybe it's saliva.
04:33Well, that's why I figured that it could have been something on his, you know, stuff.
04:38Yeah.
04:39You might want to have a look at this.
04:41Yeah.
04:41Well, swab it up.
04:43I mean, luckily he wasn't injured.
04:48I hope he got something out of the deal.
04:50I mean, I-
04:51It depends how his spirits would be, because if the cop showed up and he was like,
04:56Hey, guys, got totally robbed!
04:59Then, you know, he got some service.
05:01Yeah.
05:01But if he was like devastated, you know, then-
05:07Thomas said, who takes a hooker home?
05:10Hop aboard!
05:14Over round.
05:15She probably talked him into taking her back.
05:17Yeah, probably.
05:18You know her taking her back.
05:19Yeah.
05:19It's a scam.
05:20We'll see you next time.