Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who had his trailer full of mini boats stolen and reenact how the thieves must have reacted when they realized what was inside.
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00:00um this guy i don't know kind of reminds me of chuck for some reason because
00:13this is a guy who is his life is racing miniature boats okay yeah
00:19it'll give him any idea it'll be the next hobby i love little boats but so this guy
00:25whose life is racing miniature boats comes to michigan what happens to him his boat sinks
00:32all of his stuff is stolen okay here's the story from fox 2 news gone are 21 radio control boats
00:41this trailer stolen sometime between one and nine wednesday morning from his hotel parking lot
00:51near the airport but for ken who he says is the third best rc boat driver in the country
00:57his loss is also a major financial blow maybe an up to 50 000 in stuff but it's over a 10 year period
01:06of time and probably of little value to anybody unless they race rc boats i'd be more than willing
01:12to give a ten thousand dollar reward to anybody that can recover my boats and trailer for me
01:16who's got you know somebody out there yeah which will listen has seen this listen it's a red
01:21trailer which one of our listeners which one of our listeners stole this guy's trailer
01:25give him his boats man give him his boat guys seriously you're not going to be able to sell
01:31these boats for anything just show up at this guy's hotel drop off the trailer and give it back to
01:38him yeah how much are you going to get for those minutes you're going to have like what why are you
01:41finding those miniature boats and they didn't know that that little boats were inside of it
01:45no they didn't
01:47god damn
01:49what little boats
01:51who the hell got a trailer full of little ass boats
01:54god damn
01:56i thought it was going to be a motorcycle
01:59this man got some kind of miniature navy up in this bitch i thought there was going to be
02:04something sweet up on her
02:05a low control boat bitch what am i supposed to do
02:09craigslist little ass boat
02:13yeah look for on craigslist for little ass boats
02:16i'm checking right now
02:19craigslist detroit mini boats
02:23we done did it this time we messed up
02:26oh this is the dumbest thing you ever stole
02:29you said there was a trailer i didn't know what's gonna be full of little ass boats
02:33how the hell we gonna unload all these little ass boats
02:38you better hope the smurfs need a god damn navy
02:42there's such a good point
02:47there's two right here
02:48they had no idea it would just be filled with little miniature remote control boats
02:52let's see what we got here hopefully as bars are gold
02:54i don't know
02:56oh break it down baby where we got
02:56i was supposed to open it up man
02:58look at this
02:58aww man
03:00aww what
03:01look at that
03:02this is the last boats
03:03aww mini boats
03:04this is some bull shit
03:08yep that's filled to the brim
03:1250 little ass boats man
03:13you stole mini boats
03:14we did
03:15you didn't try to get looksy
03:19no i just thought that he got it in a trailer like there's something good in there
03:23not a little ass boat
03:24it's a little ass boat
03:27what the hell
03:31what we gonna do
03:32i don't even know what to do with these little ass boats
03:35i can't even sell the trailer cause it's designed for boats
03:39the inside of the trailer is only meant for the little ass boats
03:42you can't put a motorcycle or nothing in it
03:44no
03:45you can just put sadness
03:46jesus h christ
03:49the mini boat thieves did not know what they were getting
03:54my question is
03:55my question is
03:57yes chuck
03:57did the person that steal this thing
04:00are they the fourth best
04:03in our seat
04:04like inside job
04:06he needed to put on the side of his trailer
04:08like
04:08mini boats
04:09warning thieves
04:10we're full of little ass boats
04:12he needs to do that in the future
04:18that's it right there
04:19i do like the idea of the fourth best being like
04:22yeah
04:22my time it's nigh
04:24oh i wish
04:25that just to have a camera on those guys
04:28when they crack open that trailer
04:30would be the best moment ever
04:32and they realize they stole
04:33miniature remote control boats
04:36oh it's bad
04:36in fact if one of those guys is listening right now
04:39and you cracked open that trailer
04:41and saw that it was mini boats
04:43what was your reaction
04:44call us
04:46248-544-977
04:47is it gonna be jewels
04:48is it gonna be gold bars
04:49dude it's gonna be motorcycles
04:51i think it's gonna be sweet ass
04:53red ass motorcycle
04:55it's gonna be a horse
04:56here we go
04:57oh
04:58oh
04:59hell
04:59god damn minute boats
05:01the last boats man
05:03smurf navy was my favorite line
05:05you got a bathtub for this
05:09rubber dub dub
05:11oh man
05:15craziness
05:15i hope he gets it back
05:17number one
05:18no place will take them
05:19because they're stolen
05:20you know what i mean
05:21you'd have to be like
05:22uh yeah
05:23i just have on the side
05:25a crazy $50,000 collection
05:27of RC boats
05:29i love the last boat
05:30no you don't
05:31i mean there's no way
05:32you can get rid of these
05:33yeah
05:33you guys
05:34whoever stole it
05:35just give it up
05:35just abandon it
05:36and let someone know
05:37where you left it
05:37you just give that back
05:38give that man
05:39his little ass boats back
05:39let's wrap this up
05:40for that guy
05:41no
05:42no