Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a crazy scenario that took place at an Oregon U-Haul. Two men were caught committing crimes, at the same time, one involving a firework and the other stealing gas.
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00:00a man and a woman were arguing in a u-haul parking lot in eugene oregon yeah the guy
00:11pulls out a firework lights it throws it at the woman okay she ducked she got out of the way
00:21and the guy left the lot here's what he didn't know there was another guy hiding in that same u-haul
00:31lot at the same time he was underneath one of the other u-haul trucks stealing gas
00:37oh no sparks from the firework yeah flew near the gas
00:44and four u-haul trucks burst into flames who throws a firework the green goblin is the only
00:54other person i know that uses weaponry like that yeah the green goblin from spider-man
00:59you're right i don't i've never encountered anyone who threw a firework as a weapon
01:04who does that i don't know who's just carrying around fireworks
01:12and then you just step to the side and it's just like poof
01:22some guy emerges with a flaming arm like spider-man and the fantastic four oh man
01:29yeah oh there's the human torch over there you're gonna argue with me at this u-haul i got something
01:37for you right here
01:38yes
01:43how big a firework can you carry around
01:51yeah like what that's on your person
01:53you'll ruin the day you crossed me in these snakes
01:57i love the idea of it being like a box of them
02:02where he's like you gotta set it set it all up
02:09yeah
02:11you'll never catch me with this smoke bomb
02:15those are too impressive you gotta find like backyard fireworks
02:25you gotta find like backyard
02:27professional
02:28yeah
02:29i know man
02:31that sounds too much
02:33yeah the u-haul is mine
02:36the u-haul is mine
02:38the u-haul is mine
02:40my plan
02:43if anybody crossed me i said it
02:46and i'm just trying to i'm trying to get gas for the apocalypse
02:50and you blow me right to kingdom come
02:54who are you where'd you come from
02:57i'm chuck the gas thief
02:59chuck the gas
03:01i just i'm on fire for god's sake
03:04yes you are
03:05why are you drawing fireworks
03:07i have no quarrel with you
03:08it's with this woman that i threw a firework at
03:13what
03:15why would you do that
03:17yeah she crossed me at the u-haul
03:19i'm trying to steal gas
03:20i'm trying to do crime too
03:22i'm covered in gas
03:23why do you laugh like that
03:27that's why we laugh
03:28i throw bombs and say ha ha ha ha
03:31you throw bombs
03:33think about it
03:34they're firecrackers
03:35i can't make real bombs
03:37no
03:38something i'm very insecure about
03:40oh my goodness
03:44you have to that's how you laugh
03:47yeah it is
03:48i would think that
03:49that's a thrill firecracker at your face
03:51i would think that it would be i feel like they're homemade
03:54i'm chuck the gas thief
03:56yeah
03:57who are you
03:58i'm firecracker frank
04:01firecracker frank
04:02firecracker frank
04:04firecracker frank
04:06look out
04:07i hear firecracker frank is in the u-haul
04:10i'm here
04:11i need to move some things
04:13it'll be interesting when fireworks become a weapon again
04:18you know
04:19like they're just for entertainment right now
04:21you defend them marauders
04:22you defend them marauders
04:23as the apocalypse
04:25advance
04:26advances
04:27fireworks will be a weapon
04:29you will launch them
04:31here they come
04:32won't wait till you see the whites of their eyes
04:34ssss
04:36all right now
04:37throw the cherry bombs
04:38ch ch ch cherry bomb
04:41you're so stupid
04:45sparklers now
04:47spell your name
04:50i'll burn you
04:54oh my sweet god
04:56try and take my fireworks
04:57that's like your evil villain music
04:59yes
05:02i'm sparkler pete
05:04what are you gonna do
05:05i don't know
05:06i'll show you
05:07how about a little of this
05:08hehehehehe
05:09jesus
05:13yeah that's a big one
05:14i had to go out of state for that one
05:18oh my god
05:19i got this one in texas
05:21haha
05:22oh it's done
05:23oh no
05:24nope
05:25okay
05:26watch your fingers
05:27watch your fingers
05:29they're just little explosions
05:30they're just little explosions
05:32watch your fingers
05:33AHHHH I'M ON FIRE
05:34yeah you're a gas thief man
05:36yeah
05:37stop throwing those
05:39they're gonna go for a while
05:41how long are these gonna go for
05:43it was a huge box
05:44i bought it in one of those weird tents
05:46outside a grocery store
05:48they're just set up out of nowhere
05:49that's the story of
05:50firecracker frank
05:51firecracker frank
05:53firecracker frank
05:55oh god run everybody
05:57look out
05:58i'm coming in gasoline
05:59no you haul is safe
06:01haha
06:02you just they burned down all our you hauls
06:04i did
06:05that's what i do
06:06you'll never get safe
06:08i love the idea of a real long wick
06:13yeah you gotta have a baby
06:15i'm safe
06:16i'm
06:17you're holding it a long time
06:19what are you gonna do with that
06:20what are you gonna do with that
06:22oh
06:24such a long wick
06:27hey help
06:28my shoes
06:29dance
06:30my shoes
06:31my beautiful shoes
06:33hand
06:34changes
06:35how
06:36you
06:37your
06:39building
06:41isiej
06:42your
06:43body
06:58and
06:59life
07:00move
07:01in