Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was robbed by a hooker and wonder if anyone listening has encountered a sneaky prostitute.
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00:00You've got to watch out for sneaky hookers.
00:12You are right.
00:13Has anyone listening
00:15encountered a sneaky hooker?
00:18Oh, boy.
00:20I don't know.
00:21Has anyone listening
00:22Well, I'll explain what this sneaky hooker did in a second.
00:27But has anyone listening
00:28Tangled with a sneaky hooker
00:30248-544-WRIF
00:32248-544-9743
00:34A Nashville hooker
00:36is accused of robbing a dude
00:38while blowing him.
00:41That's sneaky.
00:42Wow.
00:43Her name is Jonisa Morris.
00:45Jonisa
00:46is blowing this dude while sitting in a car
00:48at the Clarion Hotel.
00:50While blowing him
00:52the sneaky hooker removed
00:55the man's wallet from his pants
00:56while they were down around his ankles
00:59and without even looking
01:02took his debit card.
01:04He said he never saw her look in that direction.
01:07This guy was kind of dumb, I guess,
01:09to have
01:09his stuff set up that way.
01:13You should never have your wallet
01:14and your pants
01:15that you're going to pull down to your ankles, I guess.
01:16Oh, maybe he was a hooker rookie.
01:20I never would have thought.
01:22You know, you just assume the hooker's going to be all business.
01:25Oh, you think?
01:26Is that what you...
01:27Dave thinks the hooker's going to be upstanding,
01:29like she's got a better business bureau.
01:32They would take everything Dave owns.
01:34Oh, my God, they would.
01:36That sneaky hooker took everything!
01:38I thought she had integrity
01:39and just wanted to get the job done,
01:40but now she stole right from me.
01:42No, she was real nice.
01:44She asked me to take my watch off
01:46so I'm more comfortable.
01:48You know, she didn't want me to sit on my wallet.
01:50She was very nice.
01:52Took my phone.
01:53She wanted to hold it for me.
01:55Next thing I knew, she was gone.
01:58Sneaky hooker!
01:59I was asleep.
02:00Yeah.
02:01Don't ever get a hooker, Dave.
02:02No, God.
02:03I'll rob you blind.
02:04Yeah.
02:06What's your sneaky hooker story, Jack, from Williamston?
02:09My brother and I moved to San Antonio.
02:11You know, he took me down to, like, the district
02:13where all the hookers hung out,
02:14and the girl was going to, you know,
02:17give us, me and Sammy, a sample.
02:21Well, that whole time, she's, same thing,
02:23messing with my wallet, messing with my wallet.
02:24I'm smacking her hand.
02:25You know, leave it.
02:27Leave it alone, and then I got my little sample,
02:31and she went on her way.
02:31Wait, what's that hooker sample?
02:33She just blows you a bit?
02:35Just a little bit.
02:36Oh.
02:36No finale.
02:38So I checked for my wallet.
02:40It's still there.
02:41We take off, and then I looked,
02:45and she took everything but a $1 bill.
02:46I mean, she, I swear she knew what the damn bills were.
02:50That was a wild time.
02:51I had no idea hookers gave out samples.
02:53I don't think they do.
02:55I don't think they do.
02:56I think that she was.
02:57Well, they're just soliciting business, right?
02:59Well, I mean, I get it, but.
03:01Like at Costco, they give you a little quarter piece of chicken,
03:03and they want you to buy the whole chicken.
03:04Yeah, exactly.
03:05Yeah, hookers aren't like cars where you test drive them.
03:08She was only giving out samples because she was stealing money
03:10while she was giving samples out.
03:12Dave is so intrigued by the fact he's comparing it to Costco samples.
03:17It is.
03:18He's like, God, how do I get my hand on these samples?
03:22Dave loves a sample.
03:24He does, he loves a sample.
03:26I'd love to try it a little bit before I invest in it.
03:29You know what?
03:30Give me a little sliver.
03:31Could you imagine he goes to a prostitute,
03:33and he says, yeah, give me a little sample.
03:35Let's give me a little taste of what you're offering there.
03:38Like three of them.
03:39He's like, I'd like a sample from each other.
03:42And his ass is kicked, and he's.
03:44Yeah, like at Baskin Robbins,
03:46I love that you can taste a little spoonful.
03:48Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:48No, that's nice.
03:49Before you make the investment.
03:51I like to try it before I buy it.
03:52I've never heard of that, though.
03:56In the sex trade industry?
03:57Because wouldn't it suck if you had three to choose from,
03:59and you picked the worst one?
04:01Yeah.
04:01Right, but if you had a sample, you would have known.
04:04Yeah.
04:05She's so much better than her.
04:06Never thought of it.
04:07All right, let's do a sample here.
04:09What's your, maybe, Dave,
04:11what about if they had like at a restaurant
04:14when you get the appetizers,
04:15and it's like a try them all?
04:17Yes.
04:17You know, you just get a little sample of each?
04:20The funny part is the thing about the part
04:22where you're like, oh, no, yeah, that's not for me.
04:25Exactly.
04:26Stop, can you stop, please?
04:27Stop it.
04:27That's all I need.
04:28Horrible.
04:28Just take her back.
04:31Needs to be a show.
04:32Dave visits a hooker.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Dave's hooker samples.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Because it would go so badly.
04:38Oh, come on.
04:39It would go so badly.
04:41It would be hilarious.
04:42Yeah, they killed him on day one.
04:43Well, the show, we had ten.
04:47The pimp would kill him.
04:48Yeah, exactly.
04:49We had ten episodes planned.
04:51But after he tried to get a sample.
04:55You trying to sample my bitches?
04:57Yeah.
04:57I can't sample.
05:02What do you mean?
05:04Listen.
05:05Listen.
05:06Homeboy.
05:07Listen, homeboy.
05:09Give me a little sample of your ladies' goods.
05:12I'm buying.
05:13I am buying today.
05:15I've got money to spend.
05:16I'm burning a hole in my pocket.
05:17Yeah.
05:18But I want the good stuff.
05:19You know what I'm saying?
05:21Like a hooker.
05:22Well, I got a hooker sample.
05:24Like a platter.
05:26Try them all.
05:27Hooker party platter.
05:29Bring them out.
05:30You would end up nude.
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:32All his clothes taken.
05:33No shoes.
05:34No car.
05:34No car.
05:35Car's gone.
05:36Long gone.
05:36All the hookers and the guy piled into his car.
05:40They're driving cross country.
05:43Dave's like, God, this did not work out the way.
05:45I guess I should be asking a hooker sample.
05:48Man.
05:48That was dumb, huh?
05:50Lisa told me.
05:51Didn't believe her.
05:54I am a sucker for a sample.
05:56What can I say?
05:57I am.
05:57I am a sucker for a sample.
05:59That's what he says rolling up.
06:00It got me.
06:02The small sample idea just spiraled out of control.