Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who robbed a convenience store while growling and Andy shares what it would be like if he was in a similar situation.
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00:00Weird story out of Ypsilanti Township.
00:10Michael Wright had a weird start to his work week.
00:13The 39-year-old guy works at 7-Eleven.
00:16He said he came upon an intruder who growled at him several times.
00:24Just run.
00:25Growled.
00:25Before escaping during a daytime robbery around 10 o'clock yesterday morning.
00:32Growling is like a...
00:34No, but there's a drug that...
00:37Oh, there's a drug that makes you growl?
00:39Is it those bath salts or whatever?
00:41Like, you start growling and stuff.
00:43I mean, I'm sure that they can...
00:45It's like something that you can do.
00:47Probably.
00:48There was a drug involved in that.
00:49Yeah, but I think...
00:50And I think that...
00:52Yeah, there's a story here about a dude on Flacca who would growl at people.
00:56Hmm.
00:57I, uh...
00:58It would take so little for somebody to steal from me if I worked at a convenience store.
01:03Oh.
01:04None of this stuff is mine.
01:05People could be like, hey, good morning.
01:07I'd be like, pring!
01:08Here you go!
01:10Yeah.
01:10You'd just hand over money to everyone.
01:12Oh, my God.
01:13Just give them the store.
01:14Right.
01:14Free money.
01:14Here's the keys.
01:16That's a scary morning, though.
01:17A growling man robs you.
01:19Yeah.
01:20As I said, he starts growling.
01:22I'd be like, you take whatever you want, growling fellow.
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:25Fancy meeting you back here, growling guy.
01:27Yeah, Andy, I would like to see tape of you encountering it.
01:30I was just loading the donuts, fellow.
01:33Would you need a lottery ticket or something?
01:36Oh, well, Cricket, we'll just have at it.
01:38Have at it whenever you want.
01:40Go ahead.
01:40I'm going to go in the back and lock the door.
01:44I just want to stress again, I don't care about this place at all.
01:47So good luck with your drug use.
01:50This is, though, how I sound when I get to a donut shop.
01:55That's just my stomach.
01:57My stomach.
01:57I'm going to go in the back and go in the back and go in the back and go in the back and
02:00get it actually making those noises.
02:02Your stomach is making those noises.
02:03Sorry, my stomach wants all these donuts.
02:06Your stomach growls at me.
02:07I'll give you the keys to the place.
02:09I think this was just his defense mechanism.
02:12And it works.
02:13It does work.
02:13If you growl at me.
02:14Well, it's like your prison defense mechanism.
02:16You said if you ever went to prison, you'd do this.
02:18You'd be crazy, man.
02:19Oh, I would.
02:20Right?
02:20You'd make people afraid of you that you were insane.
02:22Yeah.
02:22So you don't need a weapon.
02:24You just go into some place and growl.
02:26They'll give you whatever you want.
02:27Yeah.
02:28You can make owl noises at me and I'd give you them.
02:35Take all the money.
02:40Oh, here we go.
02:41Everything.
02:42That's way less threatening, though, than a growl.
02:46That's not what we're going for.
02:50Maybe like a cartoon.
02:51Yeah.
02:52I make like a morning dove noise.
02:55Yeah, a morning dove.
02:57Whoa!
02:58Easy, fella!
03:03That's different.
03:04Hope you're not ever in that situation.
03:05Yeah, me too.
03:06The owl or the growler.
03:06I really don't want to be working as one of those places.
03:08No.
03:09Yeah.
03:10No, I hope you're not doing the morning shift at a 7-Eleven anytime soon.
03:14Really hoping that.
03:15Filling up the donuts.
03:17Andy, get in there and fill the donuts up!
03:19Boy, did things take a turn for the worse.
03:21Yeah, they did.
03:23They sure did.
03:25Wow!
03:26Something went really wrong.
03:28With the old David Chet the Freak Show.
03:30Oh, yeah.
03:32Didn't work out!
03:33Hey, whoa, uh-oh.
03:34Morning dove sounds.
03:37They aren't.
03:38It's not very threatening.
03:39No.
03:39No, I think that's the least threatening bird noise.
03:41I think so.
03:42Oh, yeah.
03:44Take it!
03:44Take all the money, you criminal bastard!
03:49Here, have a donut, too.
03:50I'll have one.
03:51Let's buy that one.
03:51Because most bird sounds are pretty terrifying.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Like, I expected the owl sound to not be terrifying, and it was terrifying.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Yeah, like an owl sound when it's not just like, ah-hoo!
04:04Yeah.
04:04Or whatever, you know?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Ah-hoo!
04:06Ah-hoo!
04:07Oh, you'll give me everything.
04:16Oh, see?
04:17That's a great robbery plan.
04:19Yeah.
04:19If I come in and start doing that, what's wrong with me?
04:25Here's my car!
04:27Take my car!
04:27Here's my car!
04:28Here's my car!
04:28Here's my address!
04:30Take anything you want!
04:31No, no, it was clear in my throat.
04:33I just wanted some donuts.
04:34Oh!
04:35Oh, sweet Jesus!
04:36Just like, you're not robbing the donuts!
04:38No, I'm sorry.
04:39Take all the money here!
04:40So I clear my throat.
04:41$100?
04:42$200?
04:42$300?
04:43$400?
04:44Sure, I mean, sure, I guess.
04:48I don't want it, but I'll take it if you insist.
04:50I insist!
04:51Okay.
04:52I insist, old man!
04:53It's not robbery, then.
04:55Oh.
04:58It's just handing over cash to a screaming man.
05:00Okay.
05:01Andy, you handed over $3,000 last week to several people who claimed they didn't try
05:06to rob you.
05:07The one guy tried to give it all back to you, and you just ran.
05:10Listen, you told me not to be a hero!
05:12Yeah.
05:16And that's when Andy loses his 7-Eleven job.
05:18Oh, yeah.
05:19Well, let's hope that never happens.
05:21Yes, absolutely.
05:22Let's really hope.
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