Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people being tied up for non sexual reasons which leads to a caller sharing a story about a robber who used tissue as a mask.
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00:00all right uh off to detroit now where i'm sure uh when you work at a walgreens in detroit
00:13being robbed and tied up is not the best day of your life oh no being tied up during a robbery
00:19would be terrifying well because i feel like that's the the step right before we're all gonna die
00:24yeah you know i've seen enough videos to know when your hands are tied up it's what's the deal
00:30though they just want you like they want to just ransack the place i don't know maybe you're just
00:35trying to buy time you know imagine like working anywhere down there would just suck no just what's
00:43the matter andy i work at the walgreens in detroit definitely they use zip ties
00:53in this case yep that's the other way too mm-hmm i think i could well if we had zip ties we could
01:01test it but too bad we don't i'll bring mine in i'll take chuck to tie you up i've got 24 inch
01:09all right zip ties at home i'll bring them in i'll tie you i'll tie your ass up
01:16today i came with chuck the freak how fast can chuck tie us up not tying me up
01:23i'm tying you up i'm out of this that's not the first time she said that
01:27do you think there's anyone listening that's ever been tied up oh yeah besides for sexual purposes
01:36like outside of sex it's probably too early to get a whole bunch of people but if there's
01:42anyone listening who's ever been tied up outside of something sexual in a robbery in a robbery we're
01:47gonna talk about a terrifying horrible situation yes they were in 248-544-WRIF they're not dead
01:54248-544-9743 how are you in a terrible horrifying situation zip tie tips
02:00all comedy comes from pain pain and zip ties i'll tell you what though these zip ties tie your asses
02:13up uh tara from wyandotte last time you were tied up non-sexually keep trying hi guys good morning
02:18good morning hey it was actually not me it was my mom she worked at like a money loan place in
02:25lincoln park about i don't know 10 years ago and someone walked in like he had a cold and my mom
02:32being my mom offered him a kleenex and he took the kleenex and covered his face with it and ended up
02:38robbing the entire store and it was just my mom and her one co-worker that were there at the time
02:43and he held them at gunpoint and he told them that they had 30 seconds to empty the drawer and he
02:49chewed them well they ended up emptying out all the money in the entire store except the money that was
02:55in their purses and before he left he tied them up so that way you know they couldn't call or hit the
03:01silent alarm or anything well that's the worst disguise i've ever heard of though pardon me can i pass
03:08me a tissue yeah hey they're being robbed i forgot a final piece to my robbery one tissue to cover my face
03:18if i borrow this
03:19chuck has a kleenex over his face i don't know who that is
03:35never recognize you
03:38we have no way of knowing who it is
03:40i better get another cleaner
03:43don't waste all my kleenex i don't have very many of those
03:47we couldn't determine his hair color because he's on top of his head
03:51you'll never know who i am
03:53give me all your stuff
03:56completely unidentifiable
03:58you know we saw you a second ago without the kleenex
04:01no you didn't
04:05yeah
04:06no because i just got you
04:07here at the cash and go
04:08no i just got you that was another guy
04:10no that was you we added you to kleenex
04:12that was another guy now shut up
04:14zip time andy
04:15i got it
04:16i need some kleenex too
04:18yeah you do
04:19i'm exposed
04:20yeah you do you're dead
04:21i'm exposed
04:22you better not tell anybody who i is
04:24oh at least i'll help you out
04:25now you have no idea who we are
04:28we should have thought about this
04:30these are these smell amazing
04:33they do
04:33it's the lisa kleenex
04:34lisa kleenex
04:35that's why i don't even want to rob a place anymore
04:38i know
04:38it's going to blow my nose
04:39it made me rethink the whole thing
04:42you know what you guys just go
04:44i'm good now
04:47the gift was this kleenex
04:51oh mine ripped
04:52be careful man
04:56the jig is up
04:56wow really
05:00a kleenex as a disguise is a really horrible idea
05:03it's a really horrible idea
05:05chuck doesn't smell anything
05:07you don't smell anything
05:08maybe my sense of smell is just awful
05:11it's like a
05:12i literally need to blow my nose
05:13yeah it's good
05:13you're good
05:16i don't know
05:17i can't smell it
05:18it just smells like normal kleenex
05:20really
05:20i guess i never noticed
05:22we're sniffing kleenex
05:25what happened here
05:28it smells fresh
05:29there's one guy right now listening
05:30and trying to decide whether or not to listen to us
05:33and i got a kleenex on my hand
05:35and i'm sniffing the other one
05:36and i got a kleenex on my hand
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