Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a swinger club in Illinois, that is run by a father and son, having issues with police after throwing big parties.
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00:00how has a swingers club in illinois found a loophole to open that's where we're going to
00:11start here on dave and chuck the freak because this swingers club believes it has found a loophole
00:17to open up the owner's son i guess now lives at the club and he's not charging for the orgies
00:26so it's not a business he's saying it's just house parties for friends which you're still not
00:34supposed to do yeah well i guess it all depends on the what the rules are in your state here's the
00:41story of how this is playing out from wgn tv the local mayor took couples choice to court late last
00:47year claiming it was operating as an illegal business but as we found before the pandemic hit
00:53the club may have closed but the parties did not stop it's a saturday night in early march and
01:01markham's swingers scene is rocking at least until the cops came to call police were there to break up
01:10a party get out of the house but not everyone was going quietly you can stay all night this is a slumber
01:20party take over for what the monopoly man jesus he's in charge i've got to get my car keys man you're
01:30going to jail coming with us wilfrid brimley as police don't guess to the door why are you in handcuffs
01:36right now ask him what the constitutional right is the real fight had only just begun you know there's
01:42nothing wrong with what we do everybody enjoys themselves here and i don't know what the problem
01:49markham has with us gary says there's no more couples choice now the club or the business is closed but
01:57the parties live on you argue this is a private house it is a private house it's a house with a dance floor
02:04and 18 bedrooms one of them belongs to gary's son cameron open this door he calls it home it is my house
02:14my room is right there at this property they host swingers parties which they say are legal because
02:21remember imagine they don't say it's a business it's a home and therefore a house party and that's
02:28your argument for why you don't need a business license i don't need a business license because
02:33i'm not charging anyone i'm not doing business this isn't a business this is my house can i have
02:40a party at my house so we saw into this swingers club and it some of the most unattractive people
02:47you've ever which is what we always envisioned right yeah we never envisioned just a house full of
02:52hotties that's not reality maybe there was one or two there we couldn't see that were okay but the
02:57majority of these people but they've been banging each other for 35 years right yes and his son has
03:03taken over right with his captain avengers hoodie as the next generation of swingers he does that's
03:10what he wore for the news he's very special oh man did you see what he had underneath that hoodie
03:16not much is there any research uh i know we've got there's like all kinds of research you're doing
03:23on covet and stuff do they know yet the effects of mustache rides um not that i think mustache rides
03:30are they're a bit dangerous because you're so close to the back a lot of droplets you know and you can
03:40get anything from the back they should start studying that so if any sweat some sweat because he's in a lot
03:50of danger oh 100 he puts a bicycle seat on his face yeah those are some scary bicycles be comfortable
03:58because of how plush it would be be luxurious it's just in mustache rides you know imagine so that guy
04:07reminded me a little bit has got like the bryster look yeah yeah it's like the bryster and chuck are
04:12running a swingers glove right like father like son my god his answers were crazy too when he was just
04:19like what if you spend a night yeah slumber party think that but then the other thing is i know that
04:27the only reason like the bryster's like uh charlie you're living in the club it's the only way i'm like
04:36dad i don't want to shut up you're living in my sex club we're moving in that's your room the news is
04:46gonna be here in 10 minutes clean yourself up boy dad the only thing clean is my avengers shirt
04:53the captain america my captain america one i don't care totally you're living in my sex club
05:02so it looks legit okay question yeah it is there money being transferred
05:08somewhere under the table like under the table they didn't become they didn't they're not just
05:16doing it for nothing now for their love of swing right right they're still getting donations or
05:21making money somehow from this so that that's what i'm wondering like i'm like why is this kid so into
05:28it it's because his dad makes money off of it that's funny so that he did make his loser kid move
05:33into his sex club he did because he has to claim it's a residence and then i have to be there the
05:37whole time while my dad bangs all these chubby chicks with all of his buddies there's a reason he
05:46wants to be captain america he's in his room like keep it down dad stop it dad he's just he's like i
05:51just wish i was in the event i just wish i was away sometimes i pretend i'm captain america i really
05:57was captain america something tells me that kid sleeps with his shield over his head
06:03it's captain america it's one of those hoodies that you zip up with a mask
06:08he puts the captain america mask right when he's he's like i told you i mean
06:13captain america man oh god that guy just he grew up
06:18with his dad banging people all around him oh for sure he did
06:22you