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00:00Your nuptials are coming. Oh, but we are in the pre nuptials period
00:06Where is this leading? Have you ever heard of a prenuptial? Oh, yeah agreement. Yes prenup
00:12so a prenuptial agreement is just a
00:15break glass in case of emergency
00:19Game plan. Yeah in the event that your marriage ends in divorce just in case
00:25It's a just in case. Yes. It's a JIT. It is a
00:29Financial game plan that will divide your assets how you two deem fair prior to the marriage
00:37So that if hell breaks loose and shit hits the fan and it doesn't work out
00:42You guys enter into your marriage knowing how you would exit if it didn't work. What do I get?
00:49What do you get marriage in America ends in divorce?
00:5350% of the time or more. Yeah, and having a prenup for that makes things easier. I came from DP
01:00With that divorce parents. I thought your mom was impregnated during a double penetration
01:09You don't strike that from the record. Oh fuck I came from DP
01:16It's really right where my mind went on that one fuck how did mine not
01:22One of you might have significant debt
01:26Mmm, if you don't want to necessarily be responsible for that partner's debt in the event of a divorce
01:32Having a prenup can protect you against having to cover that debt. I paid my debt off. I'm happy to say that
01:38Well, that is what you would say to your partner if you didn't want her to be on the hunt
01:44For any debts that you might have I can just lie. Absolutely. Really? Why not legally?
01:50Well, you'd be lying to your partner
01:52Yeah
01:52I wouldn't do that though
01:54But like right but many people have isn't that illegal if it's a documents in the in the court of law?
01:59Let's say that your fiancee worked in a field that was liable for potential lawsuit. Yeah
02:06Let's say that she was a doctor. Yeah, she could be
02:11vulnerable to medical malpractice suits by
02:14Having a prenup if you had money that you want to protect it against her clients coming after
02:21You that document would silo your money away or if she was a factory worker getting in her hands or getting cut off
02:29Yeah, then she'd probably be suing right?
02:36Then you'd think that the factory would probably want a prenup you can get a prenup with a fucking factory
02:42No, I'm not saying that you made me say it
02:45Because it's the dumbest thing we've talked about. I don't know man. I'm tired. I'm very foggy right now go figure
02:53I'm giggly
02:55I'm loopy. You need to take a day or two to
02:59Kind of reset. I need to stop drinking. I'm a little worried about you. No, I'm good
03:04If you bring certain things that you had into a marriage that you really want to protect whether it's
03:11Family heirlooms with sentimental value a pet get fucking sparky on the on the nuppet
03:17Oh sorting out who gets what in terms of things like that before the marriage is a decent thing to put
03:23Okay with the prenup my backup quarterback jerseys. Would I put that in there?
03:27Something tells me that Kaylee is not coming for those if she was interested in my Jamarcus Russell Traders jersey
03:33Yeah, I'm just saying sure rhetorically would I put that in but it's not rhetorically because you're literally asking me
03:39So in that event if you cared that deeply about protecting those yeah, go for it. All right my xbox
03:47again, whatever you want as long as she agrees to it as recently as
03:522010 just 15 years ago only 3% of Americans reported having signed a prenup but in
04:002020 that number had jumped to 15% and now many more young people are really considering it
04:06I'd say 2010 was like top probably one of the top years of my life
04:10Oh, yeah, just fucking spin moves 12 points 10 rebounds a game double-double machine. I'm not trying to be like a douche
04:17I was actually the man in high school. So good of you. So I have peaked that early
04:22I mean you say 2010 I can't not think about the fucking glory days
04:25Yeah, I get it. I could have played d3 all this some cons
04:29Emotional cons people think that it is betting against the marriage
04:34I agree with them people take it very personally. I agree with them, right? I don't like it
04:38there is a major stigma against prenups, which is to say that you are
04:43Creating a backup plan. You're creating a safety net. You're not all in you're betting against the marriage. I'm on that side of history
04:51Call me stupid. I'm with them people who live in Tornado Alley have
04:57houses with
04:59Storm shelters. Yeah, they're not betting that there's gonna be a tornado that comes through and rip their house down
05:04You know in the event of worst-case scenario
05:08They have a plan if people carry condoms in their wallets, right? You never know when you're gonna fuck
05:14I think I'm sure I think the most direct one
05:17I can think of is that on an airplane in the back of every seat there is a literal plan
05:23For how we are supposed to handle an emergency landing. Yes
05:27We're not opening that thing up and saying I bet this plane is going to crash. I need to memorize these steps
05:33That's true. It is in the unlikely event of an emergency. I always take exit row. Yeah, I could see you fully blocking the door
05:41And making sure that you were the only one who got out. That's not true
05:45Well, you know that on the life raft there's gonna be a certain number of provisions for a certain number of days
05:50And having to share those
05:52Means you're gonna
05:54Get too hungry. I would help the women and children, but after that fuck it everyone everyone for themselves
06:00Yeah, you're gonna help the women and children because you're gonna eat them
06:04And you don't want to have to fight a man for the human flesh. You're gonna resort to I helped them down
06:10How many days would it take for you to be drifting in a dinghy?
06:16Before you started wanting to eat a human a person that you were with
06:23I
06:26Three months. No, I don't do raw meat. You don't understand how hungry you're gonna be after I don't care
06:32I'll fucking starve. I won't eat anybody. Yeah, I'll catch us. I'll catch a fish. Yeah
06:38How you gonna do that? I don't know. I'll fucking catch it
06:43All right, so that's prenups in in a in a less cynical way than you might typically hear of course
06:51I'm not telling you to get one. I'm just saying that's what they are
06:54That's why people get them these videos are for education
06:57So now people that were on the fence can now make their decisions. There you go. All right. Thanks, Dana. Thank you, brother