Dana B | Dana Learns
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00:00Hi. Hey, buddy. We're gonna do something of your choosing today. Yep. You chose a very young, childlike topic. Yep.
00:10And that is the solar system. I wouldn't hate a nice refresher. Were you someone who, in kindergarten,
00:16wanted to sort of memorize the chart of the planets? I don't think I ever memorized them.
00:22I used to do the colors. You did the colors? That's so great. Yeah. I'm so proud of you.
00:28You're talking to me like I'm a toddler right now. If it's today you are. The Earth is a perfect fucking circle. How?
00:35Hopefully today's lesson can elucidate some of those mysteries. Only just those words. Clear up.
00:42Just say that next time. I won't. Elucidate? You guys ever fucking hear elucidate?
00:47What the fuck is elucidate? You know it's a word. We're not doing this. Okay. What is the solar system?
00:53It is our planets. And other things. Stars. Sure. Moons. Cool. Sun. Yes. Galaxies. Oh no.
01:05Milky Way. Our solar system exists within the galaxy. Oh. Of the Milky Way. Atmospheres.
01:10Uh. Yeah. What I was looking for is asteroids. Oh yeah. Anything that is gravitationally bound. Yep. To? Shooting. Uh. Space.
01:23Were you gonna say shooting stars? Bound to space. The universe. What is the big center of our solar system?
01:32The sun. The sun. There he is. You're talking to me like a fucking nine.
01:38Any idea how old the solar system is? Heavens no. 4.6 billion years. Oh. Okay. Yeah.
01:45That's ridiculous. Yeah. It's a big number. I don't like it. Does it make you feel small?
01:49Yeah. It makes me feel like I'm a little fucking pebble in sand. When was the last time you felt small?
01:55Come on. That's not what this lesson's about.
01:58I'm not sure how you can't fathom how the earth is round when you yourself bear the same shape.
02:05The solar system is 4.6 billion years ago formed by a collapsing cloud of dust.
02:13It also formed a protoplanetary disk around which other bodies were formed.
02:19A PPD. Sure. So as you mentioned, the sun is at the center of everything, right?
02:24Yeah. And it's a giant star. Oh yeah. So much gravity that everything rotates around it.
02:29Yep. Next up we've got the planets. Mercury. Earth. Mars. Uranus. Saturn. Neptune.
02:40Neptune. Neptune. What's the one with the big ring? That's Saturn. Which by the way, don't get me started
02:46on the fucking ring. What is it?
02:50I believe it is the loose rocks and debris of Saturn that are held in a gravitational orbit
02:58around the planet. It looks like a racetrack. It's cool, right?
03:01Yeah. I wouldn't fucking drive a car on that thing.
03:03Venus. Jupiter.
03:04Well, and a boy. Jupiter.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
03:09Oh.
03:09Boys go to Venus to have a penis or something like that.
03:12There's some rhyme there. I forget what it is. There's a penis involved and there's stupider
03:17involved.
03:17I've never heard that one.
03:18Somebody will know in the comments. Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go
03:23to Venus to have a penis, I think.
03:25And enlarge their penis.
03:26I might have made that one up.
03:27That's okay.
03:28You've never heard the stupider one?
03:29No, I have not.
03:30Really?
03:30No.
03:31We're hanging out in different circles, I guess.
03:35There are also dwarf planets.
03:37Okay.
03:38Which are this new, this other classification of planets.
03:41Yep.
03:41They orbit the sun, but they have not cleared their path of other objects.
03:46That's fucked up what they did to Pluto.
03:48We've also got, what do you clean your sink with?
03:53Soap.
03:54What kind?
03:54Dawn.
03:56The guy with a bald head?
03:58Let's see.
03:59Mr. Clean?
04:00This is one of the names of one of the reindeer, of Santa's reindeer.
04:04Rudolph.
04:05Is that anything you've heard of in the solar system?
04:08Dude, I don't fucking know.
04:10On Dasher, on Dancer, on Pranzer.
04:12Vixen.
04:13Again, has to be something in the solar system.
04:16Pluto.
04:17No!
04:18You've already said Pluto.
04:19I don't know.
04:20I don't know.
04:21Comet.
04:22Tell me there's comets and there's a fucking planet named Comet?
04:25No, there's no planet.
04:26These are just other things that are in the science.
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:28I don't come.
04:29Comets.
04:29Do you know what comets are?
04:30Yeah, they're fucking shooting stars.
04:31Okay, what does that mean?
04:32It means it's a star that's going fast.
04:34No.
04:34It's an asteroid that's going fast.
04:36Okay.
04:37No.
04:38Maybe.
04:38Asteroids are a completely different thing.
04:40Yeah, but it's a mass that's going fast with fiery stuff behind it.
04:46Uh-uh.
04:46You see the ones in the cartoons where there's the fucking fire behind it?
04:50It's a comet.
04:50Yeah, I know.
04:51What is a comet?
04:52It's a star.
04:53No, it's not.
04:53A planet?
04:59No, man.
05:01I don't know.
05:02Comets are icy bodies that orbit the sun and leave a fiery trail as they get closer to the sun.
05:08Well, that seems like a juxtaposition.
05:10A paradox?
05:11Asteroids, by the way, do you know where they're located?
05:14Uh, anywhere.
05:15Sure, but primarily in the asteroid belt, which is between two planets.
05:20Which two planets?
05:21Uranus and Saturn.
05:22Uh-uh.
05:22Mercury and Earth.
05:23You know what?
05:24We're not even going to try.
05:24Mars and Jupiter.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:27That was my next guess.
05:28I don't think any combination would have gotten us there.
05:31Well, who fucking cares where they are?
05:33They're everywhere.
05:34Do you have any idea why we don't have to walk down the street looking around for Tyrannosaurus rexes?
05:39Because of an asteroid.
05:41Probably.
05:41Allegedly.
05:42Allegedly.
05:42We should do dinosaurs, Max.
05:43We'll just go right through whatever placemats you used to have as a child.
05:49Whatever you ate your Cheerios on, which I'm sure were Honey Nut Cheerios, by the way.
05:54Do you have any idea what part of our Milky Way galaxy our solar system is located in?
06:00No, belt.
06:06The Sun Belt.
06:07Nope.
06:08That's a football conference.
06:10Yeah.
06:10I don't know.
06:11Orion's Belt?
06:12Oh, no.
06:13I didn't know that.
06:13Our solar system is located in the Orion Spur.
06:17Mmm.
06:17The Milky Way is a galaxy, so it could have other solar systems, I think.
06:22Or maybe not solar systems, but huge amounts of planets and other all kinds of stuff.
06:27It's gigantic, right?
06:28Do you think there's a fucking alien vein of beers out there who's crushing beers on a different planet somewhere?
06:34Um, maybe.
06:35Or like crushing whatever, like blue drinks?
06:38But stay with me here for a second.
06:39All right, my bad, my bad.
06:40Do you know that the universe is constantly expanding?
06:43I've heard that.
06:44We got our planet.
06:45Yeah.
06:45We got our solar system.
06:46Yep.
06:47We got the Milky Way galaxy.
06:48Yep.
06:48There are other galaxies, and those galaxies all exist within the universe.
06:53Yes, they do.
06:54And the universe is constantly expanding.
06:56I don't like that.
06:57It's getting bigger and bigger.
06:58It's fucking freaky.
06:59Where's the end?
07:00What's the end point?
07:01What's behind the wall?
07:03There's a wall.
07:04There's got to be a wall.
07:05There's a wall, and there's nothing behind the wall, and that's freaky.
07:08And that's the solar system.
07:09Thank you, Freddy.
07:10Thanks, Piercy.
07:10Thanks, Piercy.