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00:00What happened?
00:11I got a lisp now.
00:12I got my teeth strained with Invisalign.
00:17You haven't been right now.
00:18Mm-hmm.
00:19First time with him.
00:21Are there any words that are making you struggle?
00:23Fast words.
00:24It's fatty.
00:27I can't, I can't do tuffy no more.
00:30It's sussy for rusty.
00:31Tuffy for rusty.
00:32Chestnuts roasting on an open spine.
00:37Jack Frost sniffing at your nose.
00:43You gotta keep him in.
00:44Yeah, 20 hours.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I said bite on the straw.
00:49To like set them better a little bit.
00:51You kind of look like Frank now.
00:53You got it!
00:54You got it!
00:55You got it!
00:56So Kadex got CTE.
00:58Yeah, high levels of it.
01:00And we've got to find ways to extract that and use it for good in our content.
01:06So there's a little part of my brain that doesn't have CTE and that's the part of just football.
01:12When you put a whiteboard in front of me and I can talk about football, I sound like fucking Isaac Newton.
01:19Left guard's pulling for the ends.
01:21Tight ends pulling for the mic.
01:23Handoff.
01:24Up the hash.
01:25It's counter.
01:26I don't think people realize this about Kadex.
01:30Incredibly low IQ.
01:34Because of the CD.
01:35Incredibly what?
01:36Low IQ.
01:37Dude.
01:38With the screws.
01:39But I'm really good at math.
01:41Are you?
01:42Yeah.
01:43Six times six.
01:44He says he has low IQ.
01:4536.
01:4636 times three.
01:47No.
01:48Give me a double digit by a single digit.
01:50Okay.
01:5112 times nine.
01:5212 times nine is 108.
01:53Like a hard one.
01:5417 times nine.
01:5617 times nine.
01:579.
01:5863.
01:59153.
02:00I don't know.
02:01That's right.
02:02Give me another one.
02:03Crazy.
02:04What's crazy?
02:05Like 90.
02:06Oh.
02:07Okay.
02:08Okay.
02:0999 times four.
02:1099 times four.
02:119 times four.
02:1236.
02:13360.
02:14360.
02:15360.
02:1636.
02:17360.
02:1836.
02:19393.
02:20Like Mincy would bury you in this.
02:22Yeah.
02:23We do 150 episodes a year.
02:25So.
02:26And we've been doing it for nine years.
02:291350 episodes.
02:30Here we go Mason.
02:32You need a quick math on me.
02:33You sure did?
02:34Oh yeah.
02:35That was real quick.
02:36He's so good at math.
02:37150 times what was it?
02:389.
02:399.
02:40Mincy was 14 times 17.
02:42Quite a little bit.
02:43Um.
02:44Alright.
02:45That's 238.
02:46Checks out.
02:47He's right.
02:48It's more like.
02:49It's probably 148 episodes a year.
02:52Mincy.
02:53So.
02:549 times 148.
02:55Okay.
02:56So.
02:571332.
02:58Okay.
02:59What the fuck?
03:00Mincy.
03:01Ready?
03:02A little math off.
03:03Math off.
03:04Hey Nick.
03:05I want you on the other side.
03:06I much prefer doing the math off of Kadek than having the line up against him in Oklahoma.
03:10So I think we do.
03:11Mincy do you think that's fair?
03:12We do single digit, single digit.
03:14Double digit, single digit.
03:15Double digit, double digit, double digit.
03:16I don't know.
03:17I still don't know what I'm signing up for but sure.
03:19Mental math.
03:20Mental math.
03:21You sign up for Kadek.
03:22You're bread and butter.
03:23Okay.
03:24Okay so.
03:25I feel like Kadek has a lot more hands on it.
03:26Yeah we have a quicker mind.
03:28Nope.
03:29I have CTE dude.
03:3018 times.
03:31Eight.
03:32My lips.
03:33I got it.
03:34I got it.
03:35I got it.
03:36I got it.
03:37I got it.
03:38That was a false start.
03:39That was a false start.
03:4018 times eight.
03:41That is 144.
03:42Wow.
03:43See though.
03:44Cool.
03:4578 times 41.
03:48That is.
03:53Don't tie.
03:54Don't tie.
03:55I know the answer.
03:56I know the answer.
03:57Yeah.
03:58But Kadek grab the cup please.
03:59You grabbed it pretty but surely bitch.
04:00I know the answer.
04:0129.
04:0259.
04:03No.
04:04No.
04:05No.
04:06No.
04:07No.
04:08No.
04:09No.
04:10No.
04:11No.
04:12No.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:16No.
04:17No.
04:18No.
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:21No.
04:22No.
04:23No.
04:24No.
04:25No.
04:26No.
04:27No.
04:28No.
04:29No.
04:30No.
04:31No.
04:32No.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:35It's whatever I said times four which is 69,000.
04:38It's 69,000.
04:39What?
04:40It's double.
04:41It's double.
04:4269,005.
04:43424.
04:44It was 69,66.
04:47568 divided by 3.
04:50183.
04:57It's 189.33.
04:59Yeah.
05:00It's 189.3333.
05:03All right.
05:04Let's do more divisions.
05:05687 divided by 9.
05:10That is 75.
05:1529.
05:162333.
05:18Oh.
05:19So close.
05:20So close.
05:2174.
05:2276.3333.
05:2577 times 14.
05:28288.
05:29No, no, no.
05:30It's 1,000.
05:321,000.
05:331,000.
05:341,000.
05:351,018.
05:36No.
05:37No.
05:38All right.
05:3955 times 55.
05:4027,50.
05:41No.
05:42Think something about that guy.
05:43You just end this shit.
05:4430,25.
05:45Bro.
05:46Single digits, please.
05:47Okay.
05:48So many were like a five times five?
05:49Five times five.
05:5025.
05:51Shit.
05:5225.
05:5356.
05:54Yeah, you did it.
05:55That's the best.
05:56That was fun.
05:57I'm actually really disappointed about the performance.
05:58You should have done that.
05:59That was bad.
06:00What?
06:01You don't know math.
06:02You say you know math.
06:03I know a very good single digits times double digits.
06:04So we're second graders.
06:05No?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Bullshit.
06:08Spider did say we were getting a song in the office.
06:09I didn't realize it was going to be in the mostly sports studio, but this is nice.
06:11You turned your shit in.
06:12Yeah.
06:13An infrared sauna.
06:14I'm sweating through.
06:15I gotta change my clothes.
06:16Let me like step in.
06:17Yeah, it is.
06:18It's definitely like 10 degrees warmer in here.
06:20That's probably because Cody's hot ass.
06:21It's hot as shit.
06:22I can't work in these conditions.
06:2378 degrees in here.
06:24I don't want to exaggerate.
06:25I don't want to exaggerate too much or sound like I'm whining too much, but this is literally
06:43the worst thing I've ever had to deal with in my life.
06:45We have a, we have AC that only works when it's really cold outside.
06:48I don't think that fully makes sense.
06:50I would rather it work when it's really hot outside, but I'm trying to get a fit off.
06:53I'm trying to wear the sick ass Dale sweatshirt.
06:56I got and it's backfired.
06:58It's just making me so hot.
06:59I feel like this is worth being a diva about, but I'm, I'm, I'm at a point where I'm trying
07:04to do the calculation of like, is this do it?
07:06Do I just blow up over this and lose my fucking mind?
07:09Do I let Brandon do it?
07:10I feel like Brandon's better suited for it, but I try not to get angry at work.
07:15It's tough.
07:16We're getting no answers, Brandon.
07:19That's the thing.
07:20We, we, we tell Paige is the problem.
07:21Paige is like, I'll talk to whoever.
07:23And then it gets fixed.
07:24It gets fixed for two days and then it goes back to not working.
07:26It's not Paige's fault.
07:28It's not Paige's fault.
07:29Somebody needs to.
07:30It's not Paige's fault, but heads need to roll.
07:33And if, if it's gotta be Paige's head, then that's just the way it's gotta be.
07:37It ain't gonna be my head.
07:38It ain't gonna be Mark's head.
07:39This has been a, this has been a problem since, since we moved in.
07:43We get no answers.
07:44Uh.
07:45I barely have answers and it's a, it's way more complicated than they think that it is.
07:51And it's like talking to children if I have to explain it.
07:54So I just tell them I have it handled and then a day goes by and it's fixed.
07:58And then a hot day happens and then it happens again and a day goes by and it's fixed.
08:03I need answers myself.
08:06He is a grown adult.
08:09He's gonna be okay.
08:10That's my answer.
08:12Do you have an air conditioner or central air?
08:14Air conditioner?
08:15We've had maybe 17 contractors in here.
08:18Oh, for here.
08:19Yes.
08:20Oh, this central air.
08:21Where's it?
08:22We don't have central air in the rooms?
08:24Yeah, right?
08:25We do.
08:26We do.
08:27Where's the problem man in the room?
08:29Mostly.
08:30It's 78 degrees in there right now.
08:32It's letting me go feel it.
08:34It does read like, um, good breath.
08:38Yeah, did what?
08:39The murder mystery.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42It's chilly in here.
08:43No, hold on.
08:44No.
08:45No what?
08:46Whatever you've been planning, walking in here with a cameraman.
08:48I didn't have it because he followed me.
08:49Oh yeah, he just happened to follow you.
08:51I just was saying it's a little chilly in here, no?
08:53This guy's an asshole.
08:54If you ever wanna hang out and we all watch wrestling together, that'd be cool, right?
08:59Yeah.
09:00That'd be...
09:01Yeah.
09:02I would do that if you would be straight for it.
09:05If you'd be right for it.
09:07Give me...
09:08You want me to name you five wrestlers?
09:09Name five wrestlers in WWE right now.
09:11Jay Uso.
09:12One.
09:13Cody Rhodes.
09:14John Cena.
09:15Three.
09:16Triple H runs the whole show.
09:17That's four.
09:18He's not a wrestler right now.
09:19He's not a wrestler.
09:20That's four.
09:21We're three.
09:22Penta.
09:23Four.
09:24How'd you get Penta and you...
09:25Dominic, uh, Lucirio.
09:29See, I'm wrestling.
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10:11I've been in this office for like two years.
10:13He doesn't know he has a desk.
10:14He's like, do these computers over here work?
10:16I'd love to have a desk.
10:17I'm mad that everybody's got a desk right outside the mostly sports studio
10:20and I don't have one and it just dawned on me.
10:22I was like, why don't I get a desk?
10:23And then Cody said, you do have a desk.
10:25It's upstairs.
10:26And I know he's lying to me, so I'm calling his bluff
10:28and I'm making him show me my desk.
10:29There's content desks upstairs.
10:30Show me my desk.
10:31You said I have a desk with my name on it.
10:32I didn't say your name.
10:33I didn't say your name.
10:34There's no way.
10:35Show me.
10:36Show me an official thing that says this is my desk.
10:38All right.
10:39There's just no way.
10:40You have a desk, right?
10:41No.
10:42I've got a desk.
10:43That's not very encouraging.
10:47I wasn't even an answer.
10:49What the hell was that?
10:51No.
10:52I've got a desk.
10:54That was a yes, no question.
10:55You've got like 12 rooms out of it.
10:57Yeah, this is where Dave sits.
10:58Yeah, so that's Dave's desk.
10:59That wouldn't be mine.
11:00And that's Big Cat's desk.
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:03So where's my desk?
11:04It's like right here is where a lot of the content people sit.
11:08Yeah, where's mine?
11:09This is, this is Smoke's.
11:11I mean, none of these are mine.
11:13Whose desk?
11:14Tate.
11:15This is Tate's.
11:16Katie got a desk?
11:17Yeah.
11:18He's been here for three weeks.
11:19Are you at my desk?
11:20I'm really sorry, Titus.
11:22I didn't know.
11:23What the hell?
11:24Who sits in the middle one?
11:25Oh, that might be yours, right?
11:26That's a mixture of Chap or Kate and Chief.
11:30Who's here?
11:31Chaps.
11:32That's Chaps.
11:33That's Kate and Chief.
11:34White Sox Dave.
11:35White Sox Dave, obviously.
11:36So you could go right in the middle.
11:37Chaps and Dave.
11:38I'd have to share with...
11:39You'd have to share a little.
11:40It's like a timeshare with Chief and...
11:43Yeah.
11:44Oh, wait.
11:45You just lied straight to my face.
11:46No, I didn't.
11:47You said I had a desk.
11:48We got something for you.
11:49This could be your office.
11:50Got a little balcony.
11:51I don't know.
11:52How do you feel about this?
11:53Something tells me we use this for something else.
11:55You could be up here looking down on everyone.
11:58Say what's up if you want.
12:00Oh!
12:01I do like looking down on everyone.
12:03Yeah, you do.
12:04You do.
12:05All right.
12:06All right.
12:07So you just lied to me.
12:08I don't have a desk.
12:09I don't have AC.
12:10I don't have a desk.
12:11This is tough.
12:12Tough time to be me at the store right now.
12:13All right.
12:14Something to aspire to, I guess.
12:16I mean, for God's sakes, Lucas gets a desk.
12:19It's like a good one, too.
12:21He gets like a...
12:22That's a good spot.
12:23Who's right here on the left?
12:25That's open.
12:26That one's open?
12:27Is Blake?
12:28Blake, are you there?
12:29What's up?
12:30Is that your desk?
12:31Yeah.
12:32That's what's up.
12:33Where's your desk?
12:34I think it might be here now.
12:36I might just have a desk by Blake now.
12:38Oh, sick.
12:39Making it official right now.
12:44Congrats, kid.
12:45Oh, sweet.
12:46Mark's desk.
12:47Make sure no one else is there.
12:48Yeah.
12:49I know.
12:50That's what I do the desk for.
12:52You have the water?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Plug it in.
12:56You can send your guys two at once.
12:58Right.
12:59Thanks.
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13:54I don't know if you saw that, but we pranked on April Fool's Day.
13:58Jerry O'Connell prank called him and said, like, hey, I'm Big Dom.
14:03The Eagles head of security was like, I want to invite you to the White House.
14:07And Max bought it and was so sad, and he was so embarrassed.
14:11But then Big Dom came over the top like two days after that and was like, hey, I'm going to get you to the White House. Don't worry.
14:17So now he's there.
14:18Dude, if he gets in this picture, it would be the greatest moment of our lives.
14:22The greatest moment of your life?
14:23Yeah.
14:24If he's in the...
14:25How many kids do you have?
14:26Shut the fuck up!
14:27There's like three kids.
14:28You piece of shit.
14:29You know who's never going to have kids?
14:30You.
14:31Try getting someone to fuck you first.
14:32There's...
14:33This one is...
14:34There's a lot of guys that...
14:36Whoa.
14:37What the...
14:38Whoa, no.
14:39What's happening?
14:40I see an AirPlay passcode.
14:41Lucas just took our fucking TV.
14:42Lucas is hijacking?
14:43Is Lucas...
14:44Is Lucas trying to...
14:45Is Lucas hijacking the TV right now?
14:47That's not happening on the stream, by the way.
14:49Well...
14:50Oh, the stream can't see that?
14:51We see an AirPlay passcode.
14:52Lucas...
14:53I'm showing it on the camera, but...
14:54The stream is normal.
14:56Is he at home?
14:57Is he trying to watch porn at home?
14:59Oh my God, if porn comes up.
15:01Where's Lucas?
15:02My shit.
15:03Lucas?
15:04He was just setting up.
15:05Hey, he just stole our TV.
15:07Lucas!
15:08What's up?
15:09Where is he?
15:10What's up?
15:11You just stole our TV.
15:13You're trying to AirPlay something on our TV?
15:16Dude, it's...
15:17What are you doing, dude?
15:18I was trying to AirPlay something up here.
15:20It's on our TV down here.
15:22We're doing a show.
15:23That's on me.
15:24I clicked this TV.
15:26I don't know what you want from me.
15:29This guy is unbelievable.
15:31How does that even happen?
15:32What was that?
15:33Lucas trying to interfere with the show is something Lucas would do, but...
15:38Lucas being able to execute something according to plan is not something Lucas would be able
15:43to do.
15:44So part of me thinks it's an accident because if Lucas purposely wanted to have something
15:48appear on the screen, he would fuck it up and not be able to actually do that.
15:53But at the same time, Lucas trying to sabotage our show is something...
15:58I don't know.
15:59It's a conundrum.
16:00I'm stuck.
16:01I don't know what to believe happened.
16:02I mean, he's just...
16:03He's a terrorist.
16:04I'm not a terrorist.
16:05He just like hijacks people's studios and tries to put porn on the TVs.
16:10I did the idea of the TV in a ghost room.
16:14I'm not a terrorist.
16:15I want that on the record.
16:17That's exactly what a terrorist would say.
16:23He's got like a half foot on me too.
16:25That's real big.
16:26I'm fake big.
16:27I'm 6'6".
16:28He's 6'11".
16:29I like this though.
16:32Not only did he beat Ohio State in the national championship.
16:36Fine.
16:37One of the best college teams ever.
16:40What he said about Cleveland is flat out not true.
16:43And LeBron whooped his ass.
16:45Are you going to confront him?
16:47He's taller than I thought.
16:51But I'll stand over here and talk shit.
16:55Donnie.
16:56How you doing man?
16:57Nice to meet you man.
16:58Good to see you.
16:59You alright?
17:00Yeah, I'm good to see you man.
17:02Man, you guys got a real operation on me.
17:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:05This is awesome.
17:06Hey Ben.
17:07Good to see you.
17:08Yeah, it's all good.
17:09Beautiful spot, man.
17:11It's a lot better than the last one, right?
17:12Yeah.
17:13Last one was just...
17:14This is cozy.
17:15I feel like I'm in a basement.
17:16I said you're meant to be here.
17:17It's pretty chill.
17:18Hey guys.
17:19Thanks for coming back.
17:20What do you think about this?
17:21This is your first time here, right?
17:24First time.
17:25When did you guys open up here?
17:26November 2023.
17:28So it's like been a year and a half.
17:29Okay.
17:30Yeah.
17:31We live in a fucking playground in here.
17:33This is a game.
17:35How are you doing?
17:37Great.
17:38The national champions.
17:39Did you go down there?
17:40Yeah, I did.
17:41I was in Gainesville for the game.
17:42Okay.
17:43Yeah, it was fucking insane.
17:44Do you remember anything from your experience the last...
17:47I don't remember like the next two days after, but...
17:52Next week, yeah.
17:53You got after it?
17:54Yeah, of course.
17:55Yeah.
17:56I don't think we slept after we won.
17:57I was drinking everything I could get my hands on.
17:59Yeah.
18:00It was a fucking party out there.
18:01Congrats.
18:02Congrats, dude.
18:03Congrats to you too.
18:04I should've worn my gator tooth today.
18:05I was gonna wear my gator stuff, but I wore gator stuff yesterday
18:08and I don't want it to be 100% of my personality.
18:12Maybe like 90.
18:13Wait.
18:14Should I go put on my...
18:17I've got a championship shirt that just came in today.
18:20I don't know if I should put it on or not.
18:22Yeah?
18:23Put it on?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Go fast though.
18:44Go Gators.
18:45Go Gators.
18:46Go Gators, bro.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Do you ever work with James Bates?
18:49He played football in the 90s.
18:51He made a doc by you guys.
18:52The hurricane trip to the dining hall.
18:54Oh yeah.
18:55Yeah.
18:56That was a long time ago.
18:57My freshman year in Florida.
18:58Yeah.
18:59That was a good one.
19:00He played football in Florida.
19:01Yeah.
19:02That's what's up.
19:03He played football in Florida.
19:04Yeah.
19:05He played football in Florida.
19:06Okay.
19:07I tried to.
19:08No.
19:09He tried to.
19:10to the to the dining hall oh yeah that was a long time ago come on look my freshman year
19:16at florida yeah yeah that's what's up it was a good one he's a full he he played football
19:21in florida okay i tried to no he tried he tried out all four years how did it go i did
19:26back on crowds four times i never made a team but i kept going back and tried to have a
19:33running back i've never played football before i didn't play high school
19:39but i want to try out a florida so you're getting my thanks bro that means more than you'll
19:47ever know that thank you let's go gators yeah all right y'all thanks guys thanks for having
19:55me let me know next time you're talking thank you man all right that made my week day month
20:00year oh i wish i was wearing shorts today i would have shown him my gator tattoo i got
20:06in games for like two weeks ago it's alberta he was on his way out and i feel like i was
20:16already out of breath and it just would have been way more awkward if i like try to like
20:21pull my jeans up i don't know i think i saved it
20:25you
20:40you