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00:00nothing can't hear you kirk
00:08oh man here we go here we go this could be great seeing him flipping silence
00:14it's probably because trudel his produce i was listening that is electric that we're
00:20right now yeah i got it we got it we thought just guys good morning how are you sorry a little
00:26crazy today yeah what the hell is it it's riveting stuff i like for those who don't know there's no
00:34show like it i will nothing justin trudel um my producer yep works producer producer of the show
00:40too and how could you not feel bad for him i know okay i thought you were going to be mean i was
00:45like i don't think but i don't think i handle it badly i really don't know no you've been sort of
00:49compassionate for sure i love justin you know but the backstory for everyone yeah well so he had a
00:56secret as i understand it he he he's you know he's not brad pitt he had his first girlfriend
01:03well that's not well i don't know if it was his first girlfriend so he dated a girl privately which
01:07is very if people know my audience that's very smart we did not want him to tell me uh we did
01:12the show last friday he essentially broke down on the air and said he just found out you just dumped
01:16him right before the show well it was it was more than his face and then kirk you like i don't think
01:21he would have said anything had you not noticed right that's closed no but yeah but he was like crying
01:25so yeah so he so he breaks down the show friday like she can't get out sorry that's okay so so now
01:32we find out over the last couple days back what we kind of joke around about her we don't we have no
01:36idea who she is we're making fun of him and just whatever so she evidently it might be her it might
01:39be a minute i don't even know send a bunch of messages to blind mike and to dave well i think we
01:44got to back up kirk i think we got to back up that justin trudell uh cannot finish a sentence
01:50without breaking down thank you dave what's that without breaking down yeah i think we need to see
01:55the clip oh y'all so so let's get a feel this hurt my heart watching it high drama i say i want
02:02summer house reality tv i didn't know i'd be focused on justin trudell he is this is appointment
02:08watching stuff colonnade watch colonnade laughing whether you feel comfortable saying uh thanks kate i
02:14had fun hope you marry us so mary hope you what hope we can remain friends do you really mean that
02:19or no yeah it's great well put a lot in common too you know
02:25and today full tears leaves the show no you have to laugh a little bit i mean it's a guy
02:33men laughing right crying is funny men crying is funny it's just fun i love justin it's just funny
02:39to watch it like when he's cried it's funny it's just it's a funny thing emmy awarding stuff i can't
02:44take my eyes off it it's incredible so so today dave i gotta be honest kerr quickly i didn't see
02:50yesterday's show so i didn't this was the second crying i didn't know there was that was yesterday
02:55i i was sending that to everybody i knew people i think it was people i hadn't talked to in years
03:00i'm like look at this clip it's so it's unreal you can't it's a train wreck so today she sends
03:05messages because we made fun whatever she sends messages to colonnade and to blind mike and
03:09this long i saw the text it's long breaking down the relationship and justin finds out about it
03:14he's upset he starts crying on the air today leaves the show today play the clip we have the clip we
03:19have the clip okay go ahead
03:20so it feels like you guys are gonna get back together yeah the main takeaway is the door is
03:27she's in love with you justin she's she's in love with you i just want what's best for her and
03:32what's best for her is definitely not to get involved in twitter and the miniverse which i love both
03:36these things love the miniverse a lot but like just i think you gotta take a break you think so
03:42yeah don't you dave no no no no no it's just a raw thing i'm compassionate even back okay when
03:49people kill me for this stuff just remember i'm the one who's like this guy should not be working
03:53thank you very much we've never met this woman we have no idea who she is i don't care about her
03:57i'm not talking about her i care about him this guy's dying right on camera he understands what
04:02we're gonna be and he's right we're not like who's right me no justin he's like he loves two
04:07things thousand percent why do you keep saying why yeah why okay people go deep he loves two things he
04:15loves the miniverse and he loves this girl and you have to keep them separate you absolutely
04:20the girl gets involved in the midst so this is it's i don't know what he does i don't know what
04:28he does i would now now in fairness yeah i think everyone listening you get your heart broken the
04:32first time i had a buddy he couldn't listen to music for a summer every song reminded him and this
04:37happened five minutes before he went on the air right and dave you'll like this is a relationship
04:42rooted they met on one of these apps rooted on it was a taylor swift thing they both love taylor swift
04:47yeah yeah listen he's coming across as very likable and and a great passion yeah so i like i i there's
04:55there's where i've talked about the summer house thing with like you know these idiots we got maybe we
05:01put justin in this house oh man i mean if he wants to do it uh i'm all for it i just want to make sure
05:07he's okay because he left and he's had a lot of he's not okay he's broke well i know but i want
05:11he's driving around like water i will say taylor swift a lot of breakup songs so i'm sure
05:16he's bumping those right now so i don't i don't know as a kirk it's a dave portnoi he hates blind
05:22mike i'm kind of a blind mike guy but why blind mike is being blamed for this i i heard today
05:2785 percent blind mike has not had justin's back during the whole process did not reach out to him
05:32after the breakup on friday dave's not surprised at this did not reach out to him blind mike's a
05:37fucking jerk right i think we all agree with that so we didn't reach out to him at all over the
05:41weekend you know mutt reached out everyone reached out all the minute fans and mike nothing mike was
05:46worried about you know whoever the fuck was doing the set at the comedy club and you know
05:49saga so i mean that's what it is you know blind mike again he is kind of blind but he'd he'd run
05:56you over to get to where he has to go no no we all agree with that why did the girl give a reason
06:01for dumping justin is that she wanted she wanted she's at the age now she's a little older than
06:06justin where she wants to have kids and justin doesn't want he likes kids he likes kids but not in
06:12that way yeah yeah there was wants to have kids but that was like not a great way to phrase it
06:19well it's an inside show joke dave yeah well it sounds like this is for those outside sound like
06:24you call him a perfect there but he is that's a running bit it's a running yeah yeah well some
06:30people may not be totally in on that so it's like does he want kids no he doesn't like he likes kids
06:36but not in that way like he likes fondling them um yeah you were classy the most part there was a
06:42part right where oh i am not going to accept criticism for this i've done this right go
06:46curtains like there was something um so he paid for her curtains and she wants to pay him back
06:51install them himself yeah and sent pick and what do you do send pics or something and you're like
06:56what were their titties well again that's satirical in nature i know i don't think there were the
07:01guys dying over here well we're trying i'm trying to a little levity and we get him on the show
07:06we can ask dave we can ask i'd love i'd love to try to build them up but while we do that i mean
07:11he'll be on a bridge but yeah i mean if he well that's let's talk him off the bridge absolutely
07:15that's what we can do like a wallow we can be like wallow stern did it two years ago yeah go
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07:25what solidarity dave i mean maybe it's on the way i just i i don't even know any of the
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09:46my show today but is willing to do the unnamed show is joining us i believe now that that's team
09:51that's bad for him no it's not no it's fine it's fine he's recovered he's he needed a little time
09:56to calm i think i don't know justin you're there hello i see him it says his mic is not on your mic's
10:04not on justin we can hear you now you okay
10:06yeah i think we've confirmed it's either i've come down it's either her or you
10:15a long bit but yeah i i think wait what are we talking about well we we speculated for a while
10:21there wasn't her that was you know the crazy minifans maybe oh yeah the miniverse yeah we i
10:26mean justin to be fair we had to vet that that's something they would do so we did that so so it's
10:30okay so hi you okay okay okay all right well the guy's got a lot he joined the wrong chat he's got
10:46a lot on his mind but he just confirmed that the emails were from these were his ex-girlfriend that
10:53we don't want to know the name because he's like i don't know the name i don't know what he wants to
10:56no no no no no we just want to make sure the big man's doing all right the message is
11:01don't send mike into coney it's like a couple of thousand words what but it's nice but like she
11:08likes him like there's she it was not why is he sad because he's got dumped ryan yeah but if she's
11:15well i think she's he's worried about her well we'll let him talk but he's worried about her being
11:19out you got dumped what do you mean why is he sad but he's also worried about the minifans now
11:23she puts a scent out they are gonna find a hundred percent you don't need that shit i would
11:28and he loves two things the miniverse and her and kirk you but you think if you were to come out and
11:33say minifans miniverse stay away that's not gonna help out no that's not gonna no no no that's like
11:39just just just get off social media that's that's what happens with bosco when he loses control of his
11:45right people and they splinter sell on him right there he is yes yeah and so just i was just saying
11:51justin i think your biggest concern is now if she starts sort of embracing this world that's
11:56that's going to be the danger i think yeah it's not it's not right it's not what she should be doing
12:01and i wish i had the ability to tell her this she blocked you but i but she she said never talk to me
12:06again and you're just abiding by that i thought those letter was nice my job but here's the thing
12:12justin she she she did that to you but like the message she sent those guys was very kind about you
12:17like she likes you a lot so i don't know why she did that i think i think her her main i don't want
12:23to speak for her but i think her main problem was with like being called a cunt or something like that
12:29on the show she doesn't understand the show which is why well that's uh justin who did that that's
12:35they've calling in uh that's unbelievable he called her a cunt yeah yeah what is wrong with him yeah
12:42and i gotta say justin to her defense i've been doing this a long time i don't know how much like
12:49if you don't understand or understand the show if someone calls you a cunt a lot of people aren't
12:55gonna laugh that i like you that's just someone called you i agree with it that's why i that's why i
12:59i i wanted to explain this to her that it's a show where it's guys making all the jokes we're at my
13:05calling girls well we don't we don't but we don't know but again we don't know this person is it's
13:09not a real person very easy show to explain yeah i yeah i'm not gonna sit here and defend the show
13:14uh but you know as i said to justin i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy thank you i'm happy to talk to
13:19this guy he'll die i mean you got this is so he'd kill for fascinating thing you have two things in
13:24your life he left the show today you know but so we talked you know we talked about we told me to
13:30leave the show he told you it was a test it was a test you failed but no big deal so honey we talk
13:35current events we have a guy that's going to commit suicide on stage at our live show it's all normal
13:40i'm just kidding justin i'm just kidding justin you know that so and i told you i'm happy to talk
13:45to her legitimately offline and be like just fuck just that that that offer i mean i like you kirk i
13:52don't i don't know my crazy ass boss talk to you offline yeah but he he when kirk's serious he's
13:58you know what i mean like i'm gonna take it off the content world yeah i don't i don't i don't even
14:03know i didn't know this person is i couldn't pick her up a fucking lineup what so she told you you
14:08what is she mad at you justin she said yeah she said never fucking talk to me again because you're
14:14talking about me on your dumb podcast or whatever i tried to explain it to her um that
14:20that it was the reason why i brought it up i hadn't brought it up before but 20 minutes before
14:25the show i get this long text message saying hey i can't see you anymore because of you know
14:33there's these reasons that are out of your out of my control is what what she was trying to say
14:38so i'm obviously rattled kirk can pick up on kirk knows me very well he picks up on he's like what's
14:42wrong with you and i'm like well you know i just kind of got broken up with it was this whole thing
14:46where it's like it wasn't like a long-term relationship but i i had been seeing her for
14:51a couple months and it she meant a lot to me and had you said love so i asked that question you said
14:56no i i don't know i don't know do i know what love is you know it's it's one of those things
15:01shut up i had the show shut up passion come on show some god had you said i'm in love with you
15:08no had you thought had you wanted to say maybe i mean but let me just sure you were at the love
15:15let me let me just say this though not to give away anything but in the message that she said
15:19dave and mike after blocking him she used that word to describe him she said she's in love with him
15:27yes yeah she said she was falling in love with me and you know we never had so maybe she's maybe
15:33she's too scared yeah that's what i think like she she's not willing to jump into she's afraid of
15:39getting her heart i think yeah i think ultimately it comes down to you choose her or the show and
15:43listen buddy i won't hold it don't do this what would you do in that circumstance so it's a good
15:48question i was thinking if you had a a poison berry like which one or you know you put it in her
15:54sandwich and go back to kirk and say how did i do happily ever after with her or the minute minute
15:59i don't want to make you answer that you should be able to have both i agree yeah i should but the
16:04honest truth is i would i would choose the show i love the show i know kirk the past couple of weeks
16:08hasn't been very high on me with the show but i love the show i try my best and you know that's
16:13all i can guys like this don't come on this guy would die justin loyal i love justin yeah let me ask
16:17you what yeah yeah if she's saying that in that long letter like did something happen she didn't say
16:23that to me she didn't say that to me she blocked you attempted i i'm sorry dave do you get my point
16:29though so whitney like she blocks justin she sends justin message don't talk to me anymore but
16:34after doing that she sends that message to those guys and i read it i'm saying all these great
16:39things about him i don't get why she would do that that i don't get yeah i know and i don't know
16:44if something happened you haven't said maybe she's trying to get you guys to stop talking about
16:49it i'm happy i mean it's fine but but we're not even but we're not talking about in reality i don't
16:54know what she does i don't know who she is i know yeah but she does she knows who she is she
16:58lives in some form of squalor it seems to me it seems like she's struggling financially but other
17:01than that she battles poverty other than i don't know anything about her and she's very old other
17:06than that i don't know a thing about her no i think i just said i gotta say this when she says
17:14don't talk to me you're blocked you just give up or you try to talk beyond
17:18i and then there's this whole other thing where john hinkley didn't he commit murder
17:25what's i'm saying like if she says leave me alone nobody nobody good call her
17:30she blocked him no no no no no no sometimes a block just see see how i'm not saying stalker but
17:37she writes a thing you can try one or two more times no most people don't give up as one quick block
17:44no no i agree i i tried call i tried calling her she blocked it i had a i have an app on my phone
17:50they get you another number yeah but go to another number you gotta write a handwritten letter handwritten
17:55letter and sign it in tears i messaged her her friend's boyfriend saying hey this is this is what's
18:02going on please like like did you double date with them this morning that you know she's going
18:06nuts and and and and and freaking out over this stuff so i just i just don't want her to get
18:12involved with something is that the fan is that the fan of the show is that the fan of the show
18:16justin is that the one it's not a fan of the show okay but there's somebody who's somebody who's
18:20weighing in now what did she think you did she know you did this like what what when you guys were
18:26happy and healthy like what did you say you're going to do for real on the hill yeah you said he was
18:31yeah would you say you're a botanist or something like what was the what were you doing what did
18:35i said i work for i work for a podcast oh no you she didn't know what he was embarrassed he was
18:41embarrassed of the show dave i honestly in a budding relationship i don't know it's just like oh hey
18:46it's fine i don't it's fine i'll take it personally it's fine no big deal what if she thought the
18:49podcast was club shay shay she's like i don't want anything to do with this guy yeah you're lucky
18:53you got blocked from that one dave sounds like it's coming out it's good i'm kidding justin it'll be
18:59all right she said what do you do for work i said i work for a podcast she said can i listen to it i
19:04said i prefer you don't because i prefer to have like a conversation about what my job is very smart
19:08if you just jump into it and people are just you know which is fine i love the show hey she's a cunt
19:13there are jokes made at my expense to where if you hear them you go like oh okay well that doesn't
19:17really add up i don't necessarily like this but well um but i i thought we were going to have that
19:22conversation um and then the next morning she's like by the way i we have to break off whatever this is
19:29because i want children and i don't think you're the right person for this and then she sends another
19:32message to mike and stuff saying i like i'm the reason why she take it easy take it easy
19:37dave don't laugh don't laugh it's tough you know david kirk i don't know and then me crack
19:44this guy's heard it i prefer you know like like you know but i do love the show and the content and
19:51stuff like that and i'm not going to not be myself on these things and i'm not going to suppress my
19:57feelings for these things on these shows so if she if she wanted me to do that and say hey you
20:02have to not be justin on kirk minahan show or barstool anymore i'd say well i can't do that it's
20:07like asking someone to you know it's like asking whitney like hey i love you but can you not talk
20:12hockey can you not dye your hair yeah yeah right justin i don't know if you've heard and this is
20:18something i i think you've come across as like so likable he's a great guy so like i think girls are
20:23going to be like oh this guy's like a sweetheart we were doing this summer house thing potentially
20:29like there there's a lot of rumors that you're like draft pick number one now like we need you
20:35number one yeah yeah this is what he wants ultimately davis to be the bigger barstool
20:40oh he's not clemmer kirk and you know it you keep you keep you keep mentioning these things and i've
20:45never brought these things up what did he say about clemmer what did he say always wanted to be on
20:50with barstool yeah just is using the kirk minnan justin has not you think he's using this again
20:55right back to you he's with you for life a little bit i don't know it sounds like kirk
21:01doesn't want me on the show anymore these past couple weeks too and so it's like well i i don't
21:05know i i don't what has he been doing wrong kirk or is this just the roller coaster of being a
21:10kirk yeah not a lot of loyalty in the last month but it's fine this guy would take a bullet for you
21:14he just said if he had to take the girl that he's in love with for your show you want to move to
21:20chicago a couple years ago which is fine and now he wants to be you wanted me to move to chicago
21:24which is fine i support whatever he wants to do as long as he's happy i'm happy it doesn't matter
21:27to me i'm i don't pass you're torturing him right now at his lowest point i am not i'm saying
21:32yes you are i'm saying it's good smiled right there you almost broke you were torturing this guy at
21:36his lowest moment if you want to the summer house i think that's great i am supporting you that
21:40sounded really legit wow 100 i would have justin when you got the message from her in the morning
21:46right before the show if somebody had asked you you know an hour before how's it going with your
21:51girlfriend would you have said awesome like was it totally anything coming i i would have said well
21:56how do you know about this i really haven't told anyone because it's you know well i'm saying but
22:00people who did know just answer the question i i would have uh i would have said yeah things were
22:04great we talked last night you know we're we're talking about blindsided yeah it's tough yeah
22:09taylor swift and next thing you know it's just bam i will say you got a lot of breakup songs in
22:16that catalog that's a bad thing though well if you're going to get broken i'm actually here we go
22:22right here every store if you're going to get broken up with she's a she's who you want to be a fan of
22:28well if it was up to dave portland he said just go over to her house show up no no no no no no no
22:35he he answered that he had tried to contact her rightfully so you don't just give up quick i'm
22:40not saying stalk the girl you wouldn't be able to get she's got 46 roommates so we wouldn't be able
22:44to get through all the roommates anyway so it would be okay i just think for you it would be much easier
22:49to find out like the reason like if she's saying i want kids i don't think you're the guy for that but
22:54you're the reason i want kids like you just want a reason what was that wait was that that's what
22:58was that said yes it was written yeah she she the reason she wants kids is because of him but just
23:05not with him yeah i don't want to give away a lot of specifics on this text because it was private
23:08or the messages but yeah she really sent it she mass sent it didn't she privately though and i can't
23:14privately mass text it was like a merry christmas mass text i think she has a lot of feelings for
23:20justin and uh you know i i hopefully it works out for the two of them i mean maybe it's better for
23:25justin not to do the show if he wants to be in this relationship i would i would respect that
23:29he already said he wants to do the show i'm i'm just saying it for his own happiness i'm saying if
23:35he's happier with her and then maybe he'd kill bubba to keep doing the show like you know that for
23:40the summer show yeah you're probably right yeah it sounds like kirk doesn't want me on the show
23:44that's what it sounds like to me definitely not definitely that's what it sounds like you're always
23:48saying these things and then you say and then if i don't push back you're like well that was
23:51actually a test and you needed to push back no you're always welcome you're always enough why
23:55are you doing the mental torture you always have a job with a man who is on his last breath you will
24:02always have a job on the show if he wants i've said that forever always you said last week that time
24:08is ticking because i it always is well it always is i i so you know working on that show there's going
24:16to be times that he's like you suck you don't even belong here anymore but then two days later he
24:21could say great work right and how do you explain that to your girlfriend i'm working for a madman
24:27i agree i agree all right justin my question my final question i guess is you know sitting next to
24:33that guy you know karen reed cullinane it's like yeah uh for him to call her a cunt like i would
24:40fucking despise him if he said that about a woman i i maybe not love but cared about yeah mike too
24:46and the mike pile on justin it's not been good but you hate dave now i i no i don't hate dave
24:52was this post breakup though was he trying to be like you don't need her she's a little bit there
24:57was yeah there was a little bit yeah there was there was some of that so i was just thinking that
25:00and i also wasn't thinking she was listening and what am i supposed to do like stop the show and be
25:05like listen enough is enough we're not going to use the c word anymore like that's just not how
25:10yeah it doesn't work that's not in the miniverse no you're right it doesn't work
25:14justin's we love justin he's always always be a part of the show even sorry we're all rooting
25:19for you yep appreciate it i'm sending those clips you crying to my parents everybody it's
25:24all right in there just hang in there justin two people were laughing during that i didn't
25:29thank you justin you let's let you want to we want to do the replay like not just a minute
25:34all of barstool has your back justin yep thank you that's what matters most to him for sure
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26:10weird is if you look at me right now straight ahead right if i go this way dave what do you see
26:14like right here all right gray hair yeah a lot of gray hair it's weird this way you know what you
26:20know what i think's happened on this gray and i have something else on this show that i would say
26:24is blockbuster and i don't even know what to do with it um about who whitney i will say i was with
26:31whitney a lot in chicago for mini golf and he has gray hair but it does i know it's a spin
26:37trickle thing well here's what happened even right now dave i know what it is he he's so dumb right
26:42he's so dumb he goes to he's like every time i get my hair cut for some reason it looks like i dye
26:50my hair they dye his hair at the haircut place it's pretty simple he may not even know it no
26:57i've seen him a million times though it's i've never seen his hair that dark and like i must
27:02see him a legit sharpie and then he lashes out at me well that's fat what does that have to do with
27:08anything all right there there is no way of talking my way out of it i mean look at you right i don't
27:14dye my hair i tell you right now look you don't think you see that so what happens is when they cut
27:22it's very gray here and here when they cut it the grays disappear oh i don't know what to tell you
27:28about this it's out of control there's because the meme of the meme of they die is one of the funniest
27:35memes of all time because they dye it they dye it every i heard him say every time i get my hair cut
27:44now when i said i went to get my hair cut yeah i guess you could say i'm dumb because all of a sudden
27:49everyone's like yeah cut and color you fucking idiot but i'm sitting there for 15 minutes she
27:54cuts i leave and then all of a sudden i get on these zooms and and it looks like i'm creed so i
28:01there's this is a no win for me do you have a filter or something like a weird like it looks weird
28:07they're doing it when it's bizarre i don't know justin said on your show that there's filters he thought
28:12that i was putting on the zoom it's because it you're saying it is weird every time i here's
28:19what i'm gonna do every time i go get my hair cut it gets darker they're doing it at the hair place
28:25i i unless she's doing it well i i'm behind for three minutes washing the hair prior to the cut
28:32but but like when they when they shave my head my it's still gray it doesn't get right okay so look
28:38look i can see that i can see on the other side one side way greater than the other side there
28:43yeah that's true she's got so much work to do so listen what i'm gonna do is i get a haircut
28:48ideally once a month but it's usually once every six to seven weeks i'm gonna live stream it i'm
28:54gonna get a cameraman i'm gonna get a cameraman to go with me and we're gonna go in with my when
29:00it turns into this awful fro and then i'm gonna have them film the cut i'm gonna have them fill the
29:06post show after when i'm on the zoom i'm gonna have them fill how it looks in person and i got
29:11nothing to say i i had a guy i'm at a resort in florida this guy's like whitney hair looks great
29:17guy i said get over here i gotta get over here i said look and he's like yeah i guess up close and
29:23personal i i believe you i said i don't know what to do this is a no win and i gotta eat the memes
29:28very funny dan texted me the night after the show he said so what brand do you use yeah i said i've
29:33never done because dan does it yeah he admits it though yeah and then he goes no i've done it i've
29:38done it he goes you got the same paulie walnuts wing thing i said i don't do it i i i tell you guys
29:44i think i think they do it without you even knowing no we're gonna go in i'm gonna you gotta be never
29:49level that must take a while though right i don't know i'm saying i'm in there 50 it just he says hey
29:55i don't know i have gray hair i go get my hair cut the gray's gone like oh i'm gonna look both you
30:00guys two friends in the eyes have never dyed my hair but i understand because that last week and
30:05even right now it's bizarre it looks like i'm a dye guy it looks like what's the other blockbuster
30:10thing all right i don't even know how to set this up because i like no clue what you're talking about
30:17like above it all i do consider you guys friends i consider ryan my friend and i love busting balls
30:26this next thing which happened i was equally elated because i'm like oh my god and at the
30:35same time like i don't know whether i can say this on the show i mean i wonder if i think i know what
30:40it is but go ahead maybe i well that's what's going on there's a side of me without having any clue
30:49what's going on there's a side of me knowing you that's like fuck maybe this could be something he
30:54could text me on the side first but i have no clue what you're talking about so what i thought
30:59was maybe i'll send it to kirk well send it to me good all right let me send it to you why can't you
31:07send it to me well because i because you're gonna we gotta catch you off guard if we're gonna do it
31:12yeah but i'll at least say you could say that you're out on this one but well i'll weigh in on this
31:16poor justin jesus christ okay let me find it i thought i saved it right uh all right let me go
31:27and find it why what's going on with him no just in general i i'm just i don't know we just had him
31:32on here and his heart broke what the fuck is wrong with you what's going on with i thought more
31:38happened all right it's on top of that weird sunglasses thing bid at the end of the last episode
31:42which was bizarre wit i'm very curious to see what kirk thinks whether we're going with this oh
31:47you know me when i'll probably say let's hold off if it's you know i mean what was that thing at the
31:53end of last episode where dave didn't know he had sunglasses on that was that was a bit just to get
31:58oh you're a bit by bit guy okay i got you i've not got the text it uh just sent oh i got it okay
32:05i'll say this right now i think it's perfectly okay to bring up but i know him i've been i i me
32:21too i actually don't believe it me too like i but it's so detailed i followed up i've been all right
32:28let's bring it up i've been out with him so i need to that's what i said that when i got you back on this
32:34one i i'm so beyond confused right now if it's true i got swindled but i think if it if it's fake
32:43if it's fake you got swindled yes out of the blue yo my man this is a dm i got yo my man no beef but
32:53are you guys paying ryan whitney enough is pink whitney tanking i'm just wondering because i'm trying
32:59to figure out why tip me 90 on a thousand come on i replied come on where and when del frisco's
33:06grill westwood massachusetts thursday 7 30 p.m i said no i don't believe that false i've been to
33:14dinner with him not there he tips great dude we went to del frisco's grill the coat a parent from
33:21the team that me and three two other guys coached this year the one parent gave all three coaches
33:27gift certificates okay 200 bucks we have all the wives went with the couple they said that this is
33:33sounding true yeah they get so eight couples right so they those guys put on the cards so they put 600
33:42bucks down oh no because i was one of them so they put 400 bucks down and i go hey i'll pay for the rest
33:46so as that came down i wrote out a tip and they go hey we'll get the tip i'm just looking at day's
33:55response day's response to the person this is disgusting he's like i i have no idea what the
34:00guys i was with left for a tip but they're like we'll get the tip in cash since you got the rest of
34:04the bill so i guess that falls on me but that that wasn't on me do you know what i'm saying here
34:10they didn't tip you're saying if it's true it's them yeah they must have not yeah he was because i i was
34:15i said i'll i'm gonna drive i know exactly where it is it's at university i'm gonna drive down and
34:19i'm gonna give this guy money i not trying to sound like a hardo don't worry great tipper don't worry
34:25i zellied the money i said i'm not gonna let a guy like this ruin the reputation of barstool my
34:34company so i got the zelly and center the money i'll say that that's crazy i don't i don't love the
34:40answer from whitney but what do you mean i they go i got a lot of gift cards but he was with the
34:46here's what he said i go this is disgusting who was he because i didn't believe it i'm like and i
34:51didn't think you do he goes he would not do that three other guys all four wives have seen they had
34:56five hundred dollars in gift cards then he put the remaining four thirty on the on his card not to
35:01mention we closed at 9 15 they were there until 11 for a 10 tip yeah dude that was i still didn't
35:08believe it totally a misunderstanding i said i still i go are you sure it was him
35:12and she goes it was ryan with me i go get me your zelly i am going to fix this abomination
35:19and i sent her the money and they thanked me they go you're a class guy just tell all 10 percent
35:26but my god i'll tell you what you guys had me panicked and it's insane that that ended up happening
35:33but that's just not what i'm known known for well honestly when i say panicked yeah that's like
35:40there's nothing worse than known as a cheap that's like that's the worst i was just with
35:44Whitney at dinner in chicago i said that i couldn't believe it i was going back with this person i'm
35:49like i know him i don't think she's like it was his name and then i'm like maybe the gift card
35:54screwed it up but i listen i i gas sent me a good thing he's like to think you've worked for 20
36:01years to build this company's reputation have this guy shattered eight percent tips i got two
36:07weeks in a row now where i'm gonna have just the hair dyed cheap prick like this is this is tough two
36:14weeks so what happened that's the good the the they put their cards down i didn't have my gift card
36:23so i said put your cards down and i'll just pay for the rest on my card and they pay for the tip
36:27and then yeah and then the tip somehow lost in communication or translate why did you tip on
36:33your card at all i don't know what would i have paid for a bill you pay you so if i paid 400 right
36:43right 450 would you tip on that i would i tipped like 100 yeah that's what you did yeah so then they
36:50got no more tip from the other guys yes oh so he but but that's not like i don't even want to seem
36:55like i'm selling them down the river like maybe it was it's just these guys seem like scumbags no
37:00they're awesome guys they're okay they're unreal guys they're not a restaurant this is a total
37:05i'm going in there even your zelly as you call it i'm gonna give them more because
37:09were you keeping them in there two extra hours how about 9 15 to 11 o'clock dude we were we were
37:13sitting there we left at 10 30 but nobody ever came up and said like it's time to go so that's
37:18that's kind of like we're just sitting there end of the end of the hockey season long grind
37:22and only ones in the restaurant and then nobody came up you didn't did you look around though
37:27were you going to win the restaurant there was one other guy he was probably for the last 30
37:32minutes yeah that i can't do i always feel bad it's like that that's what a low tipper would do it's
37:38like if you notice no one else is there and you look around it's like these people probably want
37:43to go home like you don't want to kick the guy out yeah but guess what they're gonna get 90 whole
37:48dollars so i think that that is what prompted the sex like these guys kept us there and they
37:53took us over two hours for a fucking eight percent tip i owe i owe a giant apology to the staff at
38:02tell briscoe's grill and university at westwood i i rectified it i i was very thankful yeah zelly's
38:10like paypal what'd you give her 500 bucks wow that's class wow classy move dave yeah well
38:17again and again i know like i've told this story one time at the uh cisco brewery they just made up
38:26a lie that i don't tip and everyone's like you're a cheap tipper that's the worst being known as a
38:31of that i that i would rather be known as as yeah that's why i was gonna send it to you i can tell
38:38you that has not been my experience with him me neither really no i'll say i'll say like that's
38:44something where as a friend because you started off saying we're friends i consider you a friend
38:49if you're a friend and you get that message buddy you got to be calling or texting me right away
38:54but yeah with a real friend i mean you could still rip on me on the show right but a real friend there
38:59is like with this i just want you to know this is the worst reputation in the world i threw it to
39:04i just got this message i know well what was i supposed to do you don't you don't know you don't
39:08know maybe you're a different guy maybe i don't know you like i i who knows right are you secretly
39:13on your own the terrible tipper yeah like like they're pooling gift cards they're staying out
39:18there what is it with these gift cards it's 40 gift cards what is going on there's three gift cards
39:23i forgot mine so two gift cards guys put your gift cards down i'll get the rest so how much did
39:27you spend whatever four so how much i don't know i tipped 90 bucks on like 4 10 or whatever it
39:34was so i think if that's in fact true dave he's cleared no he isn't 90 on the foreign
39:40all these gift cards yeah but i'm saying it's on the other guys and i'm sure it's a communication
39:46issue i'm sure they're good guys but i think you know what i'm saying like i was like i'll get the
39:49rest and then i'll tip my portion you guys did the other portion they thought i was tipping
39:53everything what are we in middle school just that's the other thing it's a miscommunication that
39:57was the other thing it's like i've been with ryan plenty of times a lot of times i've never seen
40:02like the pooling of credit cards like all right i got this i got no not like you're at an eighth
40:07grade but it wasn't pooling of credit cards it was hey the the couple gave us gift cards as a thank
40:11you guys i forgot my gift card you have yours because this is what the dinner was for throw
40:16your gift cards in i get the rest we all tip on each bill i tip on mine they realize how many bills
40:22were they pass out bills like left and right i gave up they gave a gift card bill to one a gift card
40:29bill to the other the rest card to me three bills i thought was weird last time we were at dinner
40:33with whitney and whitney took out the scissors and started cutting the uh coupons for the buy one
40:37i said i could show you exchange i i i pressed 10 times i'm like it's not him are you sure but as i
40:44just mentioned that is a text that if i get about one of you two i'm like hey just to let you know
40:49like i got this you got i know we're on a show together for content but like i don't want one
40:55second to go by without you knowing i thought deep and hard about it i didn't know what to do
40:59it's all you did you did you did i asked kirk why did you just sent it to kirk i said i know if he
41:06said no i would have said no but i'm saying the minute you get that message like hey even if it's
41:11kirk wit like i don't want to like i said no i took care of it go by without you know i was a
41:17better friend i took care of it i said send me your zelly i'm gonna take care of him if i have
41:23a better friend because then you can be like i paid him with don't worry i know you're struggling
41:28good friend you're like just i didn't know if you're hard how do i know if you're down on your
41:32luck that's embarrassing that's true too what what so a thousand dollar what's a fair if you're just
41:38not as rich if i'm going out to dinner and the bill is a thousand bucks a thousand bucks
41:43three hundred dollars right it's three yeah three hundred bucks that's fair no dave yeah yeah
41:4830 percent yeah yes definitely minimum i don't think anyone complains with 20 percent but like
41:54yeah uh 20 is minimum if it's the worst service in the world but when you keep them there two extra
42:01hours you're paying with gift cards you want to be more than 8 i'll actually give you a story one
42:06time i was furious with my dad he is like a tipper this guy tips like almost to the point where it's
42:12like that's too much like it's kind of awkward let's skip the generation and and
42:16so one time we went out to dinner and i i paid for dinner and and then i see him as we're walking
42:26out he goes oh i forgot so then i see him and he goes and he opens up the book to check my tip
42:31and he kind of gave it one of those like you know i'm his dad nods and i'm like all right i i
42:36passed that test but now i got university ave del frisco thinking i'm a freaking scumbag
42:42and dave not even telling me about it listen i'm reading the end of the chat i said just sent for
42:48the zelly and i asked again i go so he signed for the group question mark yes he paid on his card she
42:53said thank you so much for rectifying this mistake that wasn't yours it's highly appreciated i doubt
42:59you'll ever find yourself in westwood but if you do stop by the restaurant i'll make sure we take care
43:03of you listen it was it was if you're you're a hero and i appreciate it my god i really would
43:09have appreciated i might have a gift card if you want to go dave this is what i do for my guys
43:13my no you're you're a leader great guy and you picked me up you could have just mentioned hey wait
43:19this woman got screwed over and i would have sent their money but you know what you're the hero
43:23you're the guy that gets it done how embarrassing ryan if you're down on your luck that's why if you're
43:29a friend but if you're down on your luck you're like dave i really can't afford anymore right now
43:34that would be a horrific conversation to have yeah so i i mean what do you tip the lady when she
43:40dyes your hair and cuts it five bucks i took it upon myself to be the bigger man and say you know
43:46what i'm gonna handle this i don't know what's going on at the whitney household he's paying with
43:50four credit cards that's a good leader i can't wait gift cards i need something about you to
43:57come out someday to me before you know i would fucking do anything anything to somehow learn
44:03something about you before you i i don't know if it'll ever happen but if it does if there's a god
44:09i'll find out something about you before you do i would i wasn't happy to receive that dm it's a
44:16horrible thing i was disgusted i wouldn't be happy either i said it kirk sorry i go i'm disgusted
44:22yeah that was literally my response it's a lot of gift cards but i believe you by the way it is a
44:28lot of gift cards but i believe you cards would have been three actually would have been three
44:34i believe you i i i didn't i i was like it's not him doesn't sound like him it really is not him
44:41i will say i believe it thanks guys i i appreciate it guys i appreciate it yeah you know what if you
44:48guys know me i can live with that yep i mean anything else we need to do today or no we done
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45:30first purchase i will say i don't know what nicky smokes i don't know what's going to happen to him oh
45:35yeah there you go there you go i talked to dan today he's
45:39big man the fan there david maryland great career account yeah so what's what's the he's just so
45:48fucking dumb and yeah but you know what i'm so fucking sick of you talking about this kid because
45:53he's gonna have a job here forever oh dan dan called today said he didn't he didn't care he was
45:57leading towards not renewing him honestly like this guy he tweeted out um he says he's this enormous
46:05hockey fan i don't think he watched the game till the playoffs last year he told me watched all the
46:09cats games i'm watching every cats game he tweeted out talking about the series uh about ovechkin
46:16unbelievable seeing him hit that game winner i'm
46:20he tells me he's a hockey fan he said ove hit the game winner i just think it comes i like i like
46:28nikki but it just comes down to i was saying on my show i think today or yesterday like at some
46:32point like if you're dan you either just embrace it or it's gonna drive you crazy yeah or resign him
46:38and know like nothing's gonna change that's what i mean yeah you either just like this is life
46:42or you say you know yeah it's infuriating like to see him openly rubbing people's faces i'm sure and
46:48like hey i'm at the cubs game in the middle of the day drinking beers when everyone's there working
46:52i can see but then what dan says right well what else is he gonna do like he is creating content just
46:58by everyone hating his guts well but that's that's that's the cycle though like you have to feel as
47:03though if he didn't renew him i think overall like the internet in quotations here would probably be
47:09pretty pissed yeah for two babies i don't know i that's the sense i get they'd be like bar still
47:14change fuck it's well it's like all right then this kid has the dream job going he could do
47:19whatever the fuck he wants would you fire him dave if you were in new york and this was going on
47:24or no i i i i'm tough call i i wouldn't i would hate him openly bragging about skipping work and then
47:35the next day be like am i renewing my contract that's tough that's tough and i like him but that's
47:39tough i would have i like him too i should hate him yeah me too i like him i hope i think a lot
47:44of his if this summer house concept he'll probably have a job if not he probably won't i thought that
47:49that was a done deal no we're still working out the details so but if he messes with justin will cut
47:55his throat well yeah oh he would you know he's yeah he's your he's your the situation going to that
48:01house he's kind of the star of that house i mean justin that house america would fall in love
48:06with justin though oh my god what would be ideal is if justin went to the house nicky smokes is the
48:11top dog in the house and then ends up being mean and justin just knocks him out right that would be
48:18an amazing storyline so you don't know if you're doing that we're still working out the details
48:23with production what it would take all that i think we're going to try to but it's not 100 okay
48:27okay uh rundown you just finally had enough it they came to me basically like nobody's fucking
48:34watching it when the originals or i host though like it we're wasting resources on it i mean
48:40numbers when you host the numbers when you don't i think it was rather around 50 60 70 000 when we
48:46watch it like 4 000 when i'm not on it but don't worry everybody dante the dawn is gonna i did see
48:51he's gonna rest dante the dawn is gonna resuscitate i clicked on his and i thought i'd last a minute i
48:57watched the whole thing i was kind of watching it like wow where's he going with this and the
49:02subjects would end quickly but i think i'm watching today's too much of that will last by
49:07like show six though yeah and he said he's like uh uh a lunatic so eventually that's a good thing
49:15yeah i guess my i guess my question is okay like 6 000 people are watching but the cost is nothing
49:21right like well no it's it's a time cost is it is what it is is it a big deal like yeah to like
49:26produce it the cameraman get it out like when we film it to get it all edited in the graphics
49:32they're ready to go it probably takes like four or five hours so it's like let's just do that on
49:35something people are paying attention what about stool scenes i've heard maybe that too no uh that's
49:40gone in new york staying in chicago gone in new york staying they were doing two versions of it just
49:48numbers or yeah pure numbers and and like the person who was working on it we can other people need
49:53help so it's like where's the best use of talent time okay all right you see dante said he was a
49:59better dj than john summit it was like one of the biggest djs in the world he is i didn't know
50:04that was i mean it was pretty obvious he was joking no no no he was not he's not i saw the clip he's
50:11like dying laughing right when the guy comes over saying yeah because he came in but he didn't know
50:15he was coming in ryan he didn't know he was in the building when he said that he thought he left he
50:20was leaving and then they called him back in he's dead serious that's different than you saying he had
50:24no idea he was near the premise like he was joking no he wasn't he thinks he's the best dj who ever
50:30lived that's good you gotta be confident i mean kirk what do you think here producer i'm a better dj
50:37but he's a better oh you're a better dj than john summit i'm a good you think that's a joke i know
50:41you are he's serious oh shit does he know you're a better dj yeah well oh yeah yeah i mean like god
50:49dante has that motor with i think he's a serious dante is being dead serious
50:54i don't know who this guy is he's a huge dj yeah yeah yeah dante is being yeah he's laughing when
51:01they come back he was dead yeah i think in the moment he was serious i haven't so so he's you
51:07think he's dead serious i know he's better than one of the best i don't even know he's confident
51:12he's not as confident what he's saying and he said this forever current djs you produce you make
51:20the music djs he says spins mixes other people's music live sets he's like i'm better at that like
51:28performing and mixing with a turntable i don't create i can't produce i can't make the music but
51:34the music's made i'll do a better set he's crazy i responded which is the truth i once saw him blackout
51:41in philadelphia play the same song 14 times in a row and then like two weeks later i was taking a
51:48leak in one of our concerts people paying money he was taking a leak next to me when he was supposed
51:52to be on stage dante is a delusional delusional with a capital d human so maybe that rundown will
52:01be good yeah that's what that's what i just said go for it yeah until he starts putting copyrighted
52:07music in there oh that's gonna write pictures conspiracy theories god knows what i mean i
52:13enjoyed it he like gave steven jay these compliments like and then just shit on him on the drop of a
52:20dime in the same little soliquely yeah court i know it's not yeah i mean he's the guy who just shit
52:28and you'll have a little surviving like out of the blue shit on moves and then i'm like why'd you do
52:33this guy's blackout i don't remember it i shouldn't have done that i mean he's a wild card we can't
52:39have those here yeah you know god god forbid good luck to justin yeah we got a show tomorrow
52:45kirkman and show me on tomorrow hopefully justin will be there i don't know he went home today i
52:49hope he's well yeah i mean you were can you be a little nice i know i am not taking criticism for
52:54this i have handled this correctly i have well you said it was a test the kid was telling him yeah
52:59yeah i don't know if you should be here yeah it was a test you were he's he was crying he always
53:05had you two were laughing it's funny watching men cry i was laughing you were fucking biting your
53:11tongue that's hard as humanly possible showing respect did you did you laugh did you laugh when
53:16riggs cried at pinehurst that was way different because that's like he's laughing over the most
53:21ridiculous thing this is our pandemic was going the guy was and that i openly laugh i was laughing
53:27haha let everyone see me here i was showing respect to justin it's funny when a guy cries
53:32it's just i can't control i'm i'm i was hiding it the best i could yeah i think it'll i think he'll
53:39be totally fine and the summer house i think will be good for him it'll be a release i prefer you don't
53:45because i prefer to have like a conversation about what my job is very smart if you just jump into it
53:49and people are just you know which is fine i love the show hey she's a cunt there are jokes made at my
53:54expense to where if you hear them you go like okay well that doesn't really add up i don't
53:58necessarily like this but well um but i i thought we were going to have that conversation um and then
54:04the next morning she's like by the way i we have to break off whatever this is because i want children
54:09and i don't think you're the right person for this and then she sends another message to mike and stuff
54:14saying like i'm the reason why she take it easy take it easy watch dave look at dave don't laugh
54:19look at him laugh yeah look at all laughing i don't know and then you cry i don't see my
54:24i wasn't i know i wasn't i prefer shaking his head like like no but i do how is that a lot of the show
54:30and the content and stuff like that i'm not going to not be myself on these things and i'm not going
54:35to i i swallowed that yeah and all right okay enough of that i will that and say hey you have
54:42saying can't even see my teeth is actually a pretty good like defense of not laughing but you could have
54:48burst if something had happened little you would have exploded i'm my takeaway is he's a barstool
54:54first kms second guy which is fine oh you're crazy you know you're lying to your line checks i
54:59respect you're lying to do that to a guy who is down on his no he's joking he's joking i'm just
55:06oh of course it's all satire we're just having fun it's just we're just having a good time all
55:09right all right anything else maybe we'll get those chairs next week with yeah but we don't have
55:14an austin to put them together so i'll have to tip the guy who comes from justin do it yeah yeah
55:18pass graphic i'll come on one percent three bucks yeah all right see ya