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Poker Face Season 2 Episode 1

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00:00It's me. You get to meet all sorts of people, all sorts of lives.
00:03All sorts of lives?
00:04I got no idea.
00:06I have this thing. Bullshit.
00:08I can tell if someone's lying. Bullshit.
00:10It's a whole thing. It would take too long to explain.
00:12It's fine. I don't care.
00:13Bullshit!
00:14The real trick of it is to figure out why someone is lying.
00:16You ever think about joining the FBI?
00:18I'm not really about helping the man.
00:20I'm giving you an opportunity to work with me.
00:22We're gonna fleece this son of a bitch.
00:26I lost a friend. Natalie.
00:28She was my best friend.
00:30She did the right thing when she saw something awful.
00:33And you killed her for it.
00:40Charlie Kale.
00:41In Beatrix Asp, right?
00:43I'm here with the five families.
00:45There is no corner of the country deep enough to hide from us.
00:48We're gonna find you.
00:49Well, Bea, let's all of us find out together.
01:00We'll see you next time.
02:17I'm moving into portraiture.
02:19I have to branch out if I want to develop as an artist.
02:23Artist?
02:24Mm-hmm.
02:25That's spangled garbage.
02:28Artist.
02:29You'll be the Gauguin of Etsy.
02:32Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand, Mother.
02:35Oh, no, but you do expect me to keel over, leave you my fortune, and bankroll your little artist's journey.
02:44Mother, don't be so morbid.
02:46I see you.
02:48I see what you're doing.
02:50Oh, that faithful child.
02:54So selfless, caring for that mean old woman.
03:00Can I get you anything else?
03:02Four daughters.
03:04And the one I kept closest is my biggest disappointment.
03:08Yes, well, my other sisters are not here, washing your foot rags, cutting your charcuterie, and making you delicious homemade soup.
03:16It's ticked.
03:17All good, Paul's here.
03:23Lawyer, Paul.
03:24Yes, I have to get my affairs in order.
03:27But we already, we already made your will.
03:30We did it together.
03:31The doctor says that within weeks, my heart will give out.
03:37Once you're staring into the eyes of death, Amber, you realize what's really important.
03:46Rewarding those people who didn't disappoint you in life.
03:54Fetch me my ham.
04:01Paul?
04:11Amber.
04:12You look very nice.
04:17Paul, please, um, you have to tell me.
04:20What did she do?
04:22Look, no matter how much sympathy I have for your situation, I legally can't say.
04:28It's a confidential matter, and I could lose my license if I...
04:30Please.
04:31No, I must cut you out of the will.
04:33She what?
04:34Oh, God.
04:35Sorry, that was, like, involuntary.
04:38I'm a people pleaser, and I...
04:39That's my problem, but please don't tell her that I told you that.
04:41She can't.
04:43She...
04:43I've taken care of her when she's been sick this whole time, and my sisters have gone off
04:47and lived their life, and I've been here.
04:49I deserve this.
04:50I earned this.
04:51How could she be so cruel?
04:53No, not your sisters.
04:54They're...
04:54They're not getting anything either.
04:56Well, then who's getting the fortune?
04:58My mom doesn't have any friends.
05:00She calls charity, organized, malinkering.
05:01No, Amber, no.
05:02I can't tell you.
05:04Legally, morally, the trust that is a bedrock of my profession forbids me...
05:08Please.
05:08A woman named Felicity Price.
05:11Shit.
05:11Um, she gets the house, the money, the royalties.
05:17I'm not to make contact until after Norma dies.
05:19She doesn't want to be disappointed, and now I'm getting in the car before you can ask me anything else.
05:22Sorry.
05:28Who the fuck is Felicity Price?
05:30Only about lunch.
05:47Felicity Price?
06:15Hi.
06:22I'm Amber, and I think we may be...
06:30Oh.
06:35Yeah.
06:35This is a lot to process.
06:41I mean, I never knew.
06:42How did you find out?
06:44Um, I was at a gallery show asking about a piece that I just loved when I saw your artist's photo, and I almost passed out.
06:53Um, wow, just, wow.
06:56It's cool luck.
06:58Oh, I took that before I moved out here.
07:03Off the grid.
07:04If you ask anyone in the art world who Felicity Price is, that's who they will describe.
07:10And I don't even recognize that person anymore.
07:14I, um, I've been completely isolated for about a year now.
07:18Well, strip everything away.
07:22Fashion, style, to see what was left.
07:28Only the art can reveal the artist, right?
07:32Totally.
07:32I'm also an artist.
07:35I, um, I make polymer clay figurines.
07:39Um, and I've been featured three times on Etsy.
07:42Hmm?
07:43Cool.
07:47Wow.
07:49A long-lost twin.
07:50It's like finding a missing piece of myself.
07:54It's hilarious, isn't it?
07:56Did you, uh, did you grow up with our dad?
08:01Oh, shit.
08:02Um, yeah, um, we had the same dad.
08:13Benny's dead.
08:15Yeah, I'm sorry if you wanted to meet him.
08:17If it's any consolation, he was a complete asshole.
08:20He drove us drunk straight into a light pole when I was 17.
08:23I mean, how horrible.
08:27What about our mom?
08:29Dad.
08:30Yeah, Dad.
08:31Norma.
08:31She had this rare disease.
08:33All of her bones shattered inside her.
08:35It was so agonizing.
08:37So much pain and so much screaming.
08:42Wow.
08:46Uh.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Hey, um, I am actually a photographer.
08:53Kind of.
08:54On the side.
08:55And I could take a new, uh, artist's photo.
08:58If you want.
08:59Maybe outside with your work.
09:03Sure.
09:06That's great.
09:09You look really cool.
09:10These are fantastic.
09:16You photograph so well.
09:20Do you have a cell?
09:21I can text them to you.
09:22No, but, um, I check my email at the public library.
09:25Every couple of days, I can write it down for you.
09:28Oh, wow, yeah, that'd be great.
09:29I can text them to you.
09:30I can text them to you.
09:30I can text them to you.
09:31I can text them to you.
09:31I can text them to you.
09:32I can text them to you.
09:32I can text them to you.
09:33I can text them to you.
09:34I can text them to you.
09:35I can text them to you.
09:36I can text them to you.
09:36I can text them to you.
09:37I can text them to you.
09:38I can text them to you.
09:39I can text them to you.
09:40I can text them to you.
09:41I can text them to you.
09:42I can text them to you.
09:43I can text them to you.
09:44I can text them to you.
09:45Amber, are you feeling okay?
10:02My mother's dying, Paul.
10:03How do you think I'm doing?
10:15Mom?
10:29You look like that little fat plumber in the movies.
10:42Mario wears red overalls.
10:44You knew who I was talking about, didn't you?
11:03It's okay.
11:05You can go now.
11:07I'm ready.
11:14I'm ready.
11:16I'm ready.
11:17I'm ready.
11:18I'm ready.
11:19Uh, Felicity, uh, exclamation point, uh, I've been thinking, period, uh, you showed me your home, period, I ought to show you mine, period,
11:47are you free next Friday, question mark, heart emoji.
12:02You're late.
12:03I'm sorry, Miss Kaczynski.
12:04My sisters are inside, you can just drop it with them.
12:17You can leave the key inside.
12:44Nobody comes out here.
12:46So I got this weird email from this lawyer guy who says our mom died and there's a will, but you said our mom already, what in the living fuck?
12:58I thought you'd be flattered.
13:01You gotta be kidding me, this is, this is ridiculous.
13:05What, what, what is this?
13:06You have everything I want.
13:08Everything I deserve.
13:14What is happening?
13:15Ugh!
13:21Ugh!
13:22Ugh!
13:28Ah!
13:36Eggy!
13:37Ah!
13:38Hi sisters.
13:38Hi sisters, I know you all didn't love mom, but she was my world, and I loved her, and I can't go on without her, so I've come to the bluff to jump.
13:52So when you see my body at the bottom of the bluff by our house, that's me. I'm sorry.
14:08Oh no, no, no, no, no!
14:38Oh no, you're supposed to be me! They're all gonna know that you're not me! How am I supposed to fake this? What am I supposed to do? Why is nothing ever easy?
15:08What am I supposed to do? Why is nothing ever easy?
15:10What am I supposed to do?
15:12No, no, no!
15:16Oh no, no, no, no!
15:18You're not.
15:22Holy butt munch.
15:52I'm Felicity Price.
15:58I'm Felicity Price.
16:03I'm Felicity Price.
16:22Paul Fletcher, you emailed me about an inheritance.
16:42I'm Felicity Price.
16:52Gosh, man, I'll tell you something, Cookie.
17:02It's Cookie, right?
17:05I'll tell you, you know, I've been driving by these parking lots every day of my life.
17:10You're stopping, you're sitting one all day long, and you get a whole other perspective, you know?
17:16Just a sheer life on display.
17:19Yeah, secrets in every glove box, I mean, Motel matchbooks, baby shoes.
17:28The unobserved pageant of the ordinary.
17:31I mean, the tales, these cars could tell, yeah?
17:36Hey, how's that book?
17:39Very second wage.
17:40Yeah.
17:44Charlie Kahn!
17:46Beatrix Hasp says to love!
17:49Well, that's what I'm saying.
18:09Late-stage capitalism is turning us all into zombies.
18:11That's why we have to unionize.
18:12I'm sorry, I'm saying I'm a zombie, because I'm pretty sure I'm a mummy, so...
18:18I don't know.
18:20Here they come.
18:20Ready?
18:21Ready?
18:21Oh, shit!
18:32Oh, shit!
18:40Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:41Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:43Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:45Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:47Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:54Gangs vs. Zombies!
18:57Gangs vs. Zombies!
19:00Gangs vs. Zombies!
19:01Gangs vs. Zombies!
19:02Gangs vs. Zombies!
19:02Gangs vs. Zombies!
19:04Hey!
19:05Pick up the picking base, please.
19:07Oh, gotcha.
19:08Sorry, yeah.
19:09I-I just, uh...
19:09Takin in the rich pageant of...
19:11Uh, yeah.
19:12Yeah, sorry about that.
19:13you hey hey you we know this girl's working here you seen her oh she quit yesterday
19:26couldn't take the heat shit she say where she was going no sorry
19:30hi uh thank you yeah picking pace pick it up pronto yeah no problem apples all day
20:00can i ask you who you're hiding from oh i'm not well you know how it is you cross the wrong
20:17crime boss or five but it's a long story you don't need to hear this no not really no
20:23are you all right me yeah yeah i'm cool okay yeah it's just like uh that uncanny thing where it's like
20:39uh you know seen somebody before like you grew up with them or something
20:42uh when you were little did you ever watch a show called kid cop nights
20:47no way yeah excuse me kid cop nights over here oh my god please i'm so sorry oh my
21:02would you wait what did you do it i knew it i knew it the second i saw you
21:07i went in too deep chief i don't know where i start
21:35and crystal the drug mule ends
21:39oh oh oh oh oh butt munch
21:42phewie yeah delia did she no offense man but that is some bad acting
21:49none taken that that's not me that's amber my sister or hamber as we like to call her
21:56get out so you're an identical twin oh no no no
21:59clone two three four what do you call that freaky
22:04but quadruplets we all played kid cop it's the only way you can make 23 episodes a year
22:08when you decide to set a kid show shot entirely at night
22:12gosh boy man that sounds like a fun childhood right
22:15could have been it wasn't for normal it's like a stage mommy type
22:27norman pitted us against each other every chance she got
22:31i don't think we ever really recovered she gave me my first drink my second drink
22:39and my 15th to settle my nerves on set
22:44i went to five rehabs before it i realized i had to cut her out of my life to get sober
22:52i am
22:55this show ran forever i'm doing the math why are you picking apples for a living norma took every cent
23:02if i had a tenth of what i made back then i could
23:05buy the old man out of his apple operation when he retires and
23:09i could be my own boss every man's dream
23:13what's yours oh uh not getting shot oh come on that's gotta be more than that
23:21introspection it just makes me queasy i uh tumble up
23:25what i would love me personally the one where kid cop faces off against the zodiac killer come on
23:32you know it's a classic come on all right oh yes please
23:39yeah
23:46good good
23:53hi a partner how you doing uh norma died what i should i'm sorry i think how are you doing
24:01funerals tomorrow i asked if i could borrow a truck but the old man can't spare one it's gonna
24:06take at least a day to get there by bus i'm not gonna make it are you sure you really want to
24:10go to the funeral well it's the only chance i can get my money back but and i'm sure norma gave it
24:15all to amber maybe i can talk her into sharing it with us no no hey it's okay i'll i'll drive
24:20well he's not gonna hold your job oh no oh i'm gonna lose my pension
24:24come on
24:26shit man i'm sorry
24:34all right so listen just like uh get in get out get the cash buy the orchard presso
24:50good luck buddy
24:55do you uh do you want to come in for a minute i mean
24:59will your sisters really want to have me at the wake trust me nobody in there is mourning
25:06please
25:09well i am a little curious to see all four kid cops in action
25:14leave the keys in the car nobody ever comes here all right boss
25:18okay
25:22what kid cops wow wee yeah
25:29hello
25:31kid cop money huh oh
25:37baby hello cc
25:42i'm here
25:42didi oh this is not gonna get confusing at all hi
25:52no thank you oh right yeah i forgot you're boring now okay everyone this is charlie
26:00from work she gave me a ride oh hey i'm uh i'm really sorry for your loss
26:04okay uh charlie this is bb she's a dj yeah i noticed that cool cans hey and this is cc she's a
26:16teacher associate professor of comparative literature wow how'd you get french cc took a
26:24year of postgrad in quebec city and now she can't get over it what bb does not understand is that one
26:30adopts the accent of one's peer group this is where didi sounds like she grew up on a troller ship
26:35oh okay have you guys seen the well i assume that's why we're all here normer's lawyers on the
26:42way we all know who's getting everything the best we can hope for is that amber throws us a crumb
26:47well then where is amber amber took a walk to process her new life as an orphan
26:52she's been really bonkers lately even for amber you will love this
26:59hey that's amber and she's been blowing up the group chat for weeks with this craziness look at
27:04that nose ring it's just a cry for attention oh gosh i mean doesn't that mean she might just need
27:10help or something man oh geez amber just sent another video oh i cannot take amber right now oh wow
27:22ah gosh boy oh boy you guys are really hot stuff for a minute huh oh what's this big boy for pointy
27:31uh that's the latvian critic award for best intergenerational kiss we won it five times in a row
27:40oh i'm sorry
27:42so favorite co-star oh joseph gordon levitt kid cop's first love ah no tamara dobson she played the
27:53ghost of our paternal great-great-grandmother in kid cop civil war christmas i forgot that it was so
27:59metaphysical it's ahead of its time really but season nine took place entirely in the mind of a coma patient
28:05that kid cop's evil twin shot in the neck there was a beautiful season in the coma it's gorgeous oh my gosh
28:12have her on the bluff
28:14i don't know
28:22i don't understand why i would be in this position why would you let this happen without the rest of us
28:40wait did amber know about this who is felicity price and how was norma making that much in royalties
28:46yes amber knew about the will felicity price is your secret fifth sister kid cop is huge in indonesia
28:51paul our mom just died amber just jumped off a bluff and now there's a secret sister that's getting
28:58our inheritance gee it's yeah it's a lot when you say it all together like that i'm sorry that's probably
29:06her now
29:17thanks for coming can't find this missing foot lady diana here she got the best nose in the biz
29:25she'll find it all right wait i'm sorry you couldn't find the foot what could have happened to it on a
29:31public beach anything this is fucked i mean long lost twins it's only so funny i it's like discovering
29:43a piece of myself pieces of myself another one man they gotta start feeding these girls after midnight
29:50i'm a mixed media artist uh i work out of vermont bullshit i grew up on the run with our father
29:57vanny not yet then he was a gambler died in a car crash when i was 17. i was with him in the car
30:05what are you going to do with our money felicity what my sister means is we understand that this
30:10must feel like a crazy windfall for you but yeah we earned that money from our tv show norma stole it
30:16from us when we were kids she treated us like trash especially amber oh i wish i would have taken
30:22her more seriously you do well she was a hard person to take seriously we could have tried though
30:29even with her hemi acting oh merde oh hamper but i thought she won a people's choice award in r3
30:36a weak year it was a weak year and she kept trying to make butt munch happen as a catchphrase
30:42like read the room vaguely homophobic how oh oh and then after the show she just lived a tragic
30:50pathetic life groveling to mom dressed like a dust bowl oki begging us to like post her sad etsy
30:59sculptures and the spangles oh my gosh ugh the spangles she was spangles on a holocaust memorial they
31:06bring visual interest to the ones i've seen incidentally
31:11to answer your question i'm taking the money all of it
31:22i grew up never knowing a mother's love this is my reward but we're sisters this is very unfair we
31:28never knew a mother's love either okay uh i think i'll take a quick gander at that buffet
31:33look look if you don't share that money we'll sue right paul we can do that right uh any heir can
31:42contest a will now see i i thought this might happen give me it just a second present for you
31:51if you don't file a lawsuit i'll give each of you a hundred and fifty thousand dollars
32:10if we fight this what are the chances we win yes what are the chances
32:14not high norma was of sound mind when she drew up her will that is correct
32:21that's correct baby no if we if we stick together just take the money it's not worth the fight
32:29fuck you i'm not having my money stolen twice
32:36well two out of three isn't bad it might be if delia files a suit it'll hold up the estate for
32:42years and nobody can get anything out of it oh my gosh
32:51i know this isn't going exactly the way you planned it but if you just you cannot understand
33:02how painful this is norma was a monster she she killed amber she she may not have pushed her off
33:09that cliff but she whittled my sister down to a compliant little nub and all that's left is the
33:16money that norma stole from us i won't let you take it well i know the pain years of it i've been hurt
33:25terribly tell my friend that i will be back with her car soon i have to clean my head
33:36fucking fine then give me the fucking forms i'll fucking sign that's a lot of fucks gd
33:59okay so when can we get the money
34:14delia hey delia get up
34:19hello hi oh good i thought i saw you come in here you gotta check out the buffet you know what
34:32the old man should hire this guy for the retirement party oh yeah oh man yes thank you what's going on
34:40you going somewhere oh oh cold okay oh so uh what exactly do you want oh well look it's no big
34:53deal but at least like sixty percent of what your secret sister out there is saying is like total
34:58bullshit how could you know that um well just now when you said you were cold that was a lie right
35:04maybe yes yeah well anyway i got this thing i can just uh tell when someone's lying it's kind of a
35:13thing i do this will be fun okay tell me a fact about yourself but don't dig too deep uh you're
35:21freaking me out true let's up the ante why don't you grab one of these uh spangly buddies from the peanut
35:28gallery yeah i'll turn my back and you tell me what you have
35:41squirrel bullshit elephant bullshit hammer true although not technically a spangly buddy actually
35:50so kind of a weird move anyway you see my point believe me now um how exactly does it work well i'm
35:56not exactly sure but it's not really the point okay what we gotta do is talk to your mom's lawyer i
36:01mean surely he ran some kind of a background check when he found this chick you know well i mean even
36:07felicity's lying doesn't change norah's will well it does if she committed fraud oh hang in there
36:15okay whoever the hell is anastasia dirty rotten scoundrel felicity whatever the hell her name is it's
36:20gonna be okay all right we're gonna figure this out fuck yeah fuck yeah
36:38hey
36:40hi
36:42norma's lawyer oh gosh that must have been a hell of a gig
36:46uh paul fletcher who are you i mean i nobody i just uh delia's apple dumpling gang uh so listen
36:56mom oh sister you dug up uh felicity price is is she really a mixed media visual artist
37:02are you asking if she's a real artist i'm not sure i'm qualified to assess that
37:08i did take an intro to art history course during my semester at sea but
37:11the professor was not very engaging it's too bad no no no i uh look we just want to know if she
37:18is who she says she is oh i see yes she is here's her i'm sure ours
37:29all right that's her
37:33okay you got celebrities cool oh boy sandwiches it's okay it's hella eclectic but yeah i guess that's our time
37:42hey what about the uh the back story uh raised on the run by gambling addicts and so on does that
37:47really check out yes her father had the uh shady creditors of a gambling addict and he died in a
37:52car crash just as felicity said gosh and was she really in the car with him when that happened yeah i
37:58i looked up the the hospital records but what is this all an aid of well here's the thing paul the
38:03lawyer when you say something about felicity it's true but when felicity says the same thing it's
38:08bullshit so i'm a mixed media artist my father was a gambler he died in a car crash true uh i was
38:15in the car with him when he died it seems like she only lies when she's talking about herself or
38:21something but paul proved all of that so maybe your your true thing is just broken
38:25huh
38:36so
38:37you all played the same kid huh yes and and uh think about it so the lies the wildly wavering
38:46accents and really i hadn't picked up on that oh sweetheart felicity's acting is second only to
38:51hamburg's crystal the drug mule and god dress her soul but this is getting a little crazy yes stay with
38:58me here so what if this felicity price is some sort of a i don't know uh an imposter uh you know another
39:07another one so it's not uh quintuplets it's a what what do you call that sex tuplets six tuplets
39:13sex tuplets yeah it's what i said no no sex tuplets yes six sex yeah because there's six of them right no
39:20yes it is sex sex no that's why you call it sex it's sex sex sex sex it's latin sex sex sex
39:28dude i'm with you come on sexy tuplets saucy okay and number sex is pretending to be number five
39:37well is she right or not there's only one secret sister norma registered five births amber bbcc delia
39:45and felicity i've seen the documents myself god i'm starving delia i know this is hard to accept
39:56there's no legal thank you so much freeze i was still eating yeah yeah tell it to the judge
40:04well that's that then no no hey no attack confront the punk come on whoa giving up that easy that
40:13doesn't seem like you yeah i mean no i mean it i'll go hey tell me
40:19bullshit detector remember right you have to do it yeah no way because i actually have conducted like
40:28a shocking number of these adhack interrogations so the first line out of felicity and then boom i'll just
40:32crack her wide open good um look at him tiger okay
40:43oh hey one more thing you think we can get some of these turkey legs to go i don't see why not um
40:53i left your keys in the car yeah i remember appreciate it though oh yeah i did prefer the
40:59other beanie
41:13hi there felicity price what in the hell are you doing in here why are you lying about who you are
41:30i'm what well i mean everyone guilds the lily but you every sentence out of your mouth is a porker
41:37it's making my ears ring just what gives i don't know what you mean okay well i mean you're lying
41:44about being in that car when your father died i am not oh there you go again you're also fibbing
41:49about growing up on the run well we weren't on the run all the time obviously but okay and and you're not
41:55a mixed media visual artist from rural vermont whatever your bio says so you're obviously you're
42:02you're scamming these sisters out of their inheritance one lie at a time so who are you i am felicity
42:09price nope try again i am bullshit god it's so obvious you're not who you say you are i ain't
42:16the accent alone it's like uh dinner theater blanks dubois if i called one of felicity's friends right
42:23now would they even recognize you give it up lady you cannot lie to me
42:32i mean well i suppose
42:40fine you're right felicity price is an invention uh a reaction to the cruelty i've suffered
42:53the years of abuse do you know what it takes to become a real artist
42:58uh gosh i don't know i guess a big financial safety net maybe some family connections to the art
43:05world pain and sacrifice you must kill the old you to birth the new you reinvent everything
43:16your accent your accent your image your entire personality if you must every moment of every day
43:30felicity price is who i was supposed to be
43:36proof of the passion and creativity that was smothered out of me but no longer no
43:43i am felicity price she is me
43:52you call it a lie i call it my truth
44:00okie smokes man that's true excruciatingly pretentious but uh
44:06true get out all right uh hey i'm sorry for overstepping uh is there any shot that uh you could
44:17consider channeling some of that artistic empathy towards your sister delia i mean she's just she's
44:21been through a lot please leave
44:31oh
44:42oh great there you are hey hey buddy i i'm sorry but i i you know i did that whole lie detector routine on
44:58felicity just like we planned that i'm sorry to say but i just i don't think she's an imposter
45:02imposter syndrome maybe what the are you talking about
45:12all right if you were just like tooling around the neighborhood for two hours like some angsty teen
45:18then who was i even gabbing to i i mean are you even you i'm me delia
45:26we met at an apple orchard charlie all right i i see it i don't understand why any of my sisters
45:35would pretend to be me hey there you are i wanted to get this to you before you leave
45:40i'm glad you changed your mind delia good good luck
45:51that's why felicity offered us 150k to not contest the will i guess one of my sisters wore my coat
45:59oh and your beanie right the different color god i'm a moron and uh signed the contract no no no no
46:07you gotta tear this up we can prove that's not your signature charlie i have been staring at that
46:13drinks table ever since we got here trying to remember why it's not a fantastic idea to get
46:18wasted whoever did this had it right take the money and run i mean you can't even buy a whole orchard
46:25for 150k i i'd assume i i am financially illiterate it does keep me up at night money is replaceable i
46:32pick peace of mind well you know what sorry buddy but fuck it i'd love for you to have both hey lady
46:39diana hey hey hey mine come here wrong leg baby girl all right we're gonna get next time i promise
46:48sorry and all which uh lady dies now uh okay hey uh how's that going you still can't find that
46:54missing foot oh god who would take amber's foot the wild boars passing hobos riding the rails seagulls
47:01you can't expect a human foot to just stay on the beach and no one take it nowhere i don't know
47:04it seems a humble enough expectation and that's not even the worst part oh okay shoot what's the
47:11worst part i got that song stuck in my head um footloose um everybody cut loose footloose kick off
47:20your sunday shoes all day oh i did ask um god damn it it's like the smallpox of movie plot songs i blame bacon bacon
47:39hold on a second what well portrait kevin bacon and footloose life-size bust daniel day lewis circa my
47:53left foot foot long five dollar subway cast in bronze and a a marble ruler approximately 12 inches always
48:02known as a foot is this a real or an aneurysm all of felicity price's artwork is foot related and and
48:11and amber's dead body is missing a foot so that means i don't know why jeez synchronicity
48:22i always say that art reveals the artist
48:42felicity
48:43i figured you out before amber saw norma's new will she was coping just fine with her mother's
48:53illness right that's true she was she was very strong yes but then norma named felicity price is
48:59a new heir of the kid copic zillions and uh well amber begins to transform new hairdo weird piercings
49:07starting to dress like some kind of a cartoon plumber excuse me she was having a breakdown yes but uh
49:13not for the reason you think you see uh those changes that norma made to the will well they were
49:20causing amber to become homicidal not suicidal isn't that right felicity well i wouldn't know you stop
49:27my set for this may i
49:30thanks pal you're welcome and i can't go on without her so i've come to the bluff to jump
49:39so when you see
49:40bullshit and pretty lame acting on top suffice to say i can tell based on this video alone
49:46that uh well she's lying amber had no intentions of jumping you really shouldn't speak ill of the dead
49:52like this ah well that's okay because amber isn't dead felicity prices
50:00amber's new look was a disguise designed to make everyone believe that the body at the bottom of the
50:07bluff was her when in fact it was actually the body of your long-lost sister felicity price
50:18it was a crazy smart scheme oh boy but there was just that one thing about felicity that you
50:27couldn't fake wasn't there something that you found out about after you murdered her
50:34her prosthetic foot no shut up you know it was uh really some very quick thinking what you did with
50:41the train and uh well those caps yeah they bought it take off your left boob that is wildly inappropriate
50:48to ask her to ask her to do
51:04oh oh wow oh gosh i'm so sorry oh this is oh shit i'm sorry no dude i'm sorry
51:13how very dare you i come here to meet my long lost family at the wake of the mother i never knew
51:24and how do you welcome me you force me to bear my disability to you
51:34are you happy now no or is there more humiliation in store
51:52uh oh god
52:02oh
52:23holy butt munching
52:24the light reveals the artist spangles yikes you know i'm gonna call cops i i did everything right
52:37everything mom asked it all should have been mine yeah i'd like to report a crime
52:44god that was quick yeah sorry to barge in like this we just fingerprinted the corpse's body that
52:50wasn't your sister amber down on those tracks it was we know felicity price but so that means uh
52:56did one of you she did it it was a she did it oh
53:00which one is this amber does that mean we all have different fingerprints of course
53:09you're twins not clones oh my god yeah we moved
53:14we should have gotten to know her you know oh yeah sorry
53:27so uh who gets all the money now well felicity had no surviving family so all the kid cut money comes
53:35to us oh shit yeah whoa
53:38so enough to buy the orchard off the old man huh
53:41two orchards thanks to you may not come on i just asked a few questions
53:48why don't you um come in on it with me we make a good team and if nothing else it'll give you time to
53:55figure out your dream uh yeah i don't know uh well maybe i could use a little settling down
54:03to form a little human connection and oh maybe get to know the name of a few apples don't set your
54:08bar too high i mean you're right like what do i even running from right