Poker Face Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00:00If you want money in your pocket, and a top hat on your head, a hot meal on your table, and a blanket on your bed, but today's great skies, tomorrow's tears.
00:00:28You'll have to wait till yesterday's year, I'm going to New York City, and I'm leaving my train, and if you want to stay behind, wait till I come back again, today's great skies, tomorrow's tears, you'll have to wait till yesterday's year.
00:00:54If you want to go where rainbows end, you have to say goodbye, all our dreams come true, baby, up ahead,
00:01:24What I want you to remember, is I disappear tonight, but today's great skies, tomorrow's tears, you'll have to wait till yesterday's year, you'll have to wait till yesterday's year.
00:01:45All right, all right, you guys liked the last time I showed you how to make an off-the-menu sandwich, so tonight, I'm going to do it again.
00:01:58First, you want to start with your Italian herb cheese bread, add your chipotle, garlic aioli, if you know, you know, and what I'm doing now is tessellating the cheese.
00:02:10You know, I used to get asked all the time, what happens after TikTok, and to be honest, that question used to freak me out, especially when I got out of the Marines.
00:02:16A year ago, I was filled with feelings of lostness and despair, and if you know, you know.
00:02:22But for now, I'm going to stick with my sandwich content because I get to express my creativity, and I am so excited about the different aioli permutations and the different possibilities of ham.
00:02:34And later, I'm going to do some good in the world, like going into public service, and I am also open to becoming a YouTuber.
00:02:42Now, guys, you know, I do not do it for the likes, but I think it would be really cool if we can hit 100K for the boys tonight.
00:02:54Hey.
00:02:56Hey.
00:02:57Hey.
00:02:58Hey.
00:02:59So, where are we going today?
00:03:01Ooh, Hawaii.
00:03:03It took me forever to find that one.
00:03:09Have you been?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:11I mean, Hawaii all the time.
00:03:12Okay.
00:03:13Well, if I win, I'll take you.
00:03:15Well, you better win soon, because I think my professor said that Hawaii is going to be underwater in, like, 40 years.
00:03:23And it's really hard.
00:03:24Well, I think science is going to be too.
00:03:26Let's do it.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:30Oh, my God.
00:03:31Oh, my God.
00:03:32Oh, my God.
00:03:32Hey, Sarah.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:39Hey, Judd.
00:03:40So, I don't know if you saw, but there's going to be a meteor shower, and it's supposed to be really, really beautiful.
00:03:54I'm going to watch from Abe's roof if you, if both of you want to come.
00:04:05Well, you know, we're on our shift, so maybe another time.
00:04:09Well, this only happens once every thirty-three years, but yeah.
00:04:16Okay.
00:04:24Is he bothering you?
00:04:26Judd?
00:04:27Yeah.
00:04:27You know, I learned to naturally tune this sentence.
00:04:30Like, I can smell it when someone's more dangerous than they look.
00:04:33Kept me alive out there.
00:04:35This was in Afghanistan?
00:04:36San Diego.
00:04:37Sheν in Afghanistan.
00:04:46She bastard.
00:04:48Oh, yeah.
00:04:50She's talking to him.
00:04:51See you next time.
00:04:52Oh.
00:04:52Oh.
00:04:5410 minutes.
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:55Oh, my God.
00:05:25Abe, cool with you coming up here?
00:05:37Well, I turn off the security cameras.
00:05:41Mind if I, uh...
00:05:43Uh, go ahead.
00:05:53So, uh, is Sarah coming?
00:05:56No.
00:05:57No, but, you know, I've seen you watch her from up here at night.
00:06:03I can see everything from up here.
00:06:06Like I'm a God.
00:06:08Do you see that truck?
00:06:10Why is it parked so far away from all the others?
00:06:13Like, not even in range of the cameras.
00:06:15I don't know.
00:06:18Whoever's driving that truck has something to hide.
00:06:21You know what you've got?
00:06:24Perception.
00:06:25Yeah, I notice a lot of stuff.
00:06:27Yeah, man.
00:06:28Perception like that?
00:06:29In the military?
00:06:30That's gold.
00:06:31You could be like a really good sniper or something.
00:06:33The military fucks you up, man.
00:06:34All that PTSD and shit.
00:06:37Those guys, they could, like, snap at any moment.
00:06:40Dude, you've watched way too many movies.
00:06:44I don't like movies.
00:06:45Hey, listen, man.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51Man.
00:06:52Hey, I'm not trying to recruit you or something, okay?
00:06:54I actually don't think the military is for you, okay?
00:06:59But what I'm saying is that it showed me how big the world actually is.
00:07:04And I know you grew up here, and when the world seems small, it's easy to start obsessing over things.
00:07:13What are you talking about?
00:07:17You've got to leave Sarah alone.
00:07:27Did she say something?
00:07:28I just think you're, you know, creeping her out a bit.
00:07:34Creeping her out?
00:07:35Yeah, man.
00:07:35You've got binoculars and shit, man.
00:07:37Yeah.
00:07:39Yeah, I think if she had a problem with me, she would tell me, you know, not you.
00:07:43I mean, who the fuck are you?
00:07:46I mean, you're what?
00:07:47You've been here a month at best.
00:07:50I'm the one who welcomed her here when her family first came into town.
00:07:53I was the one, okay?
00:07:54Way before you ever were even in this town for that matter, okay?
00:07:58I didn't need it like that, okay?
00:07:58Maybe you're the one who's creeping her out.
00:08:01You ever think about that?
00:08:02With your sandwiches?
00:08:04You fucking psycho killer soldier boy.
00:08:06I think you need to calm down, all right?
00:08:08You need to calm down.
00:08:09I'm just saying, I get it, okay?
00:08:10No, nobody gets it.
00:08:12Hey, hey, hey.
00:08:21What you're describing is monotony.
00:08:24Hey, hey, when I was in the Marines, most days all I did was paperwork over and over
00:08:31and over again, inventory.
00:08:34And when I would finish, sometimes they would just shred it and I would have to do the whole
00:08:37thing all over again.
00:08:39Days just blurred together.
00:08:40No one cares what you do or what you can if you, your creativity feels like there's no
00:08:45way out, right?
00:08:46Like there's no future.
00:09:04Sometimes I think to myself, whenever I fix up the car, I think like, what if I just climbed
00:09:13in the trunk and hid?
00:09:18I'd get a thousand miles away before anyone noticed.
00:09:23Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:31Bullshit.
00:09:31The times I sit up here, I think there's a limited amount of luck in the universe.
00:09:45You give it out when you're born and you either get it or you don't.
00:09:50Luck is something that we created to make sense of the things that we can't change.
00:09:54Right.
00:09:55Mr. Celebrity.
00:09:57Hey, hey, I did that, okay?
00:10:00That wasn't luck.
00:10:01I made that happen.
00:10:02I focused on what I could control, like making sandwiches and spreading positivity globally
00:10:07through my TikToks.
00:10:09And the rest of it is just chaos.
00:10:12Like this, right?
00:10:15If I did this every single day and I thought, man, I'm going to win, I'm going to get out
00:10:24of here and start a new life, get that new iPhone 13.
00:10:28If I did that every single day, I would feel like a loser.
00:10:32Nah, fuck that, man.
00:10:34I do it because it's fun, you know?
00:10:37It's something I can do.
00:10:39It's a moment.
00:10:40It makes Sarah smile.
00:10:41It's something to do.
00:10:43And that makes it all the more...
00:10:45Holy shit.
00:10:48What?
00:10:49I think I won.
00:10:52No?
00:10:54Uh, no.
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:57How much?
00:10:59$25,000.
00:11:00Holy shit, man.
00:11:05Sarah's going to flip.
00:11:21All right.
00:11:30Dad, go back.
00:11:36He's gone.
00:11:39Come on.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57Hey, let's go.
00:11:57Hey, let's go.
00:11:58Hey, let's go.
00:12:00Starts!
00:12:30Let's go.
00:13:00Let's go.
00:13:30Let's go.
00:14:00Let's go.
00:14:30Let's go.
00:14:59Let's go.
00:15:29Let's go.
00:15:59Let's go.
00:16:29Let's go.
00:16:59Let's go.
00:17:29Let's go.
00:17:59Let's go.
00:18:29Let's go.
00:18:59Hey, man, is there a motel or something around here?
00:19:06Well, there used to be, but it burnt down.
00:19:10So, 20 minutes down the road, there's a bunch of motels.
00:19:14Yeah, you'd be fine.
00:19:15Let's go.
00:19:45Let's go.
00:19:46Let's go.
00:19:47Let's go.
00:20:15Let's go.
00:20:22Let's go, let's go.
00:20:36that's what happens in here
00:20:50it is
00:20:51laundry day
00:20:57bleeding through your shirt day
00:21:00gunshot wound day
00:21:04mind your own business day
00:21:08please thank you
00:21:10just cause you're wearing your underwear
00:21:14inside out doesn't mean it's really clean
00:21:16that trick only works once
00:21:19cause if there's only two sides to the underwear
00:21:22how many days you've been on the road
00:21:24two days
00:21:27a week
00:21:29thank you for your underwear
00:21:33concern
00:21:34have you lost a lot of blood
00:21:36well i got plenty of blood thanks
00:21:38if you take ibuprofen when you're bleeding you'll just bleed more
00:21:42all right web md
00:21:44i'm going to leave now please do not follow me
00:21:47the pain is in your mind
00:21:58lady
00:21:59you got no idea
00:22:02drink
00:22:03yeah
00:22:05all right
00:22:07now i'm gonna accept this situation
00:22:11charlie
00:22:14marge
00:22:15cheers
00:22:15super glue
00:22:19yes it is
00:22:20yes it is
00:22:21well
00:22:24look at that neat trick
00:22:27neat trick that
00:22:28dries quick
00:22:31you'll be fine
00:22:31great
00:22:32okay
00:22:34so i guess you must get messed with a lot
00:22:37there's life on the road
00:22:38nah i got my dash cam over there
00:22:40and baby roscoe
00:22:43i used to carry mace
00:22:48but you gotta get too close to use it defeats its own purpose
00:22:52right
00:22:53plus one time i accidentally sprayed mason here when i was practicing quick draws
00:22:58couldn't stop crying for about a month
00:23:01second time in my life i've ever cried
00:23:03oh yeah
00:23:04what was the first
00:23:06that was back when i was none of your fucking business
00:23:10keep it
00:23:13you might need it
00:23:14huh
00:23:15thanks
00:23:16same stuff doctors use but big pharmacy doesn't want you to know
00:23:20right
00:23:21you're the first person i've talked to in 270 days
00:23:30not counting cb radio
00:23:33yeah
00:23:36flattered
00:23:37so uh
00:23:40you get bored out here alone
00:23:44i got my books on tape on cd
00:23:47buddhism for beginners
00:23:49chapter one
00:23:51all existence is suffering
00:23:54and the source of suffering is attachment
00:23:57bambi
00:24:00so what
00:24:03not much
00:24:04first time i cried i was watching bambi
00:24:07oh
00:24:08i'm getting not gonna hook up vibes
00:24:16yeah i don't think so
00:24:20you wanna go to the roadhouse then
00:24:22they got three for ten
00:24:23eh
00:24:24three what
00:24:25oh
00:24:26three anything
00:24:28there's an extra shirt if you want it
00:24:34oh thanks
00:24:35trust me i don't exist
00:24:42so there's
00:24:44nothing
00:24:45i could find about you online
00:24:48but the cops couldn't find you
00:24:50i don't know
00:24:52p.i
00:24:52smokes
00:24:53nothing
00:24:54no phones
00:24:55no bank accounts
00:24:57fake ids if you can get them
00:24:59but better to stick where people aren't asking
00:25:01never staying in the same place for too long
00:25:03never looking back
00:25:07why
00:25:09i got one of those uncles
00:25:10yeah
00:25:10got sent to live with him when i was 16 maybe
00:25:15one day i took his money pissed on his favorite chair and ran
00:25:20he used every means to try to track me down never got his money back
00:25:25i love the life though
00:25:27out here
00:25:29marge is small
00:25:30weak
00:25:31fleshy
00:25:32a target
00:25:33but when i'm driving
00:25:35marge is 80 000 pounds of pure steel
00:25:38drive
00:25:40no attachments
00:25:41no suffering
00:25:42see a hitchhiker on the road
00:25:44keep going
00:25:44well
00:25:45bullshit
00:25:46i mean
00:25:48you stop to help me
00:25:50right
00:25:50hey listen
00:25:52you got the same thing
00:25:53can't help it
00:25:54little miss galahad over here
00:25:57okay
00:25:59miss
00:26:00i am going to
00:26:01get you an extra
00:26:02whoa
00:26:03no
00:26:03so when you use this card
00:26:07ping
00:26:08all right
00:26:11uh
00:26:11atms too
00:26:14i used an atm once
00:26:16my uncle showed up in four hours
00:26:18any place you land first thing
00:26:20find a side hustle that pays cash
00:26:24gold is the ideal
00:26:26but surprisingly few people still use it as currency
00:26:30and the ones who do are mainly freaks
00:26:33bitcoin
00:26:34well
00:26:35don't get me started
00:26:36ah
00:26:37you want something for that
00:26:39you got something
00:26:40side hustle
00:26:42cash
00:26:42i got a shit ton of canadian prescription drugs in the back of my truck
00:26:47sell them along my route
00:26:49epi pens
00:26:50viagra
00:26:51stuff like that
00:26:52painkillers
00:26:53why didn't you say something before
00:26:57i didn't know if i could trust you
00:26:59ah
00:26:59so you trust me now
00:27:00now i'm drunk
00:27:02brb
00:27:04okay
00:27:04i guess i'll brb right here too
00:27:08too easy
00:27:16it's for kids
00:27:19i know
00:27:20how about you
00:27:27you exist
00:27:27real introvert
00:27:32look we're closing okay you gotta go home so i can go home
00:27:40the sign says 24 hours
00:27:43hey hun
00:27:46do you have like a storeroom or something i could take a nap in
00:27:52no we don't
00:27:55no we don't
00:27:57no we don't
00:27:59no we don't
00:28:00oh shit
00:28:11ah
00:28:12buzzard
00:28:16okay
00:28:18all right you know what i
00:28:20i understand the confusion
00:28:22ah not today buddy
00:28:23no no
00:28:24picnic tables all
00:28:27yours
00:28:27buzzard
00:28:28jesus
00:28:30are you still here
00:28:45cops kept me late with questions
00:28:48kept everyone
00:28:48asked about you too
00:28:50i told them you split
00:28:52oh thanks
00:28:54not to help you
00:28:55just because i thought you split
00:28:56so uh
00:28:59what's the business
00:29:00a friend from last night
00:29:01she killed a guy
00:29:03huh
00:29:04what
00:29:07marge
00:29:08yeah
00:29:08no
00:29:10yeah
00:29:11kid who works the night shift at subway
00:29:13he broke into her truck
00:29:15she killed him
00:29:16no no no
00:29:16no no no
00:29:17i can't believe that
00:29:19wow
00:29:20she shot a guy
00:29:22i don't know
00:29:23jesus christ she was a weirdo
00:29:26she did have baby roscoe
00:29:28i
00:29:28maybe that makes sense
00:29:30i don't know
00:29:30well the cops say they got her on tape
00:29:33ah because of dash cam huh
00:29:35no dash cam only points ahead
00:29:37bet it was a mechanic shop
00:29:39they must have security cameras
00:29:40hey uh thanks for
00:29:43you know hiding out with me
00:29:45i thought what this was
00:29:47jesus man
00:29:50four hours
00:30:04here we go
00:30:07one hundred
00:30:10yeah
00:30:14there's two hundred
00:30:15well it's all there
00:30:17uh-huh
00:30:18uh-huh
00:30:18three hundred
00:30:19it's four one hundred dollar bills
00:30:22all right
00:30:23yep
00:30:24hey uh
00:30:30that kid who got killed last night
00:30:32did you know him
00:30:33hey damien
00:30:35yeah he hadn't been here long
00:30:38nice kid
00:30:39fresh out of the marine corps
00:30:41yeah i just
00:30:43i just don't picture him
00:30:45breaking into trucks
00:30:46maybe he had money problems
00:30:48what do you mean
00:30:52i don't know
00:30:53i'm guessing
00:30:54played the lottery every day
00:30:56never won
00:30:59yeah jed was the one
00:31:03who called in the murder
00:31:04and told him to take the day off
00:31:07but he insisted on the work
00:31:08i guess take his mind off of things
00:31:11you know
00:31:11hmm
00:31:14not as good
00:31:28nothing ever is
00:31:31hey sweet pea
00:31:38sorry
00:31:42thank you
00:31:43i'd like to buy a scratch off
00:31:49please
00:31:49which one
00:31:52hmm
00:31:53the gold rush
00:31:55in
00:31:58in damien's
00:31:59honor
00:32:01oh my fucking god
00:32:23what happened
00:32:26i'm out of here
00:32:35fuckers
00:32:36creepo flipping out
00:32:39all right
00:32:40news
00:32:41a long-haul truck driver
00:32:42was arrested earlier this morning
00:32:44after a young man
00:32:45was found
00:32:46bludgeoned to death
00:32:47in a rest area
00:32:48off route 66
00:32:49near albatross
00:32:50bludgeoned
00:32:51police have yet to release
00:32:52any further details
00:32:53bludgeoned
00:32:54and now with financial news
00:32:55here's jim
00:32:56thank you for that
00:32:57according to the commerce department
00:32:59you have gross domestic product
00:33:00from
00:33:01oh
00:33:12that's all you were leaving
00:33:13yeah i am
00:33:14uh hey i know this is inappropriate and kind of i don't know insensitive but uh is there any way i could take a look at the security camera footage from last night
00:33:33uh is there any way i could take a look at the uh security camera footage from last night
00:33:38sure yeah you can squeeze in
00:33:40squeeze in
00:33:41oh shit
00:33:46she totally did it
00:33:48god damn
00:33:49look at that
00:33:50this anyway
00:33:51oh god damn
00:33:53marge was moving drugs
00:33:55that's why she did it
00:33:56what
00:33:56whether she did or didn't do it
00:33:59let's all agree
00:33:59she had the right to do it
00:34:01what do you mean whether or not she did it
00:34:03i i thought you had it on tape
00:34:05i
00:34:05where's the bludgeoning
00:34:07no look
00:34:08at that angle right there
00:34:09all you can see is her dump in the body
00:34:10oh my god
00:34:12oh there she goes
00:34:13play it again
00:34:14oh god
00:34:18ouch
00:34:19see that
00:34:21oh man
00:34:22that's
00:34:22that's
00:34:22that's
00:34:23that's
00:34:23that's
00:34:24that's
00:34:25that's
00:34:26that's
00:34:27that's
00:34:28that's
00:34:29that's
00:34:30you have to buy something if you want to use the bathroom
00:34:47yeah
00:34:48what i'm feeling like is uh
00:34:51to take a look at your security footage
00:34:53why are you a cop
00:34:54hmm
00:34:55yeah
00:34:56i'm uh very uh
00:34:58deep
00:34:59deep undercover cop
00:35:01i don't like cops
00:35:02neither do i
00:35:03right so i
00:35:04you know i'm not a cop
00:35:05then why should i show you my footage
00:35:07paradoxical
00:35:09you know i uh
00:35:12always been curious about these
00:35:14i bet they taste like the future
00:35:17jesus
00:35:28what is that
00:35:29con candy
00:35:31no thanks
00:35:39seems you're like really bad for you
00:35:41later i want to do some good in the world like um public service
00:35:47were you guys close
00:35:53yep
00:35:55they're saying you broke into a truck
00:35:57why he wouldn't do that
00:36:00yeah he does not seem like the type
00:36:02if only we had uh
00:36:06some way to prove it
00:36:08that's it
00:36:19shit
00:36:20i was hoping it would show more of the streets
00:36:22so uh
00:36:23damien
00:36:23did you see him last night
00:36:24every night
00:36:25he'd come around 10
00:36:27bring me a sandwich
00:36:28and then he'd buy a lottery ticket
00:36:30we uh
00:36:32had this dumb little routine
00:36:34where he'd pick a state quarter
00:36:35from my collection
00:36:36and use it to scratch it off
00:36:37last night he did hawaii again
00:36:40oof
00:36:40yeah i hate sand
00:36:42swimming
00:36:43it's
00:36:44not for me
00:36:45you know i i heard that he played every day
00:36:48and never won
00:36:48it's true
00:36:50that's weird
00:36:54what
00:36:56okay so uh
00:36:57i have this thing
00:36:59i uh can tell if someone's lying
00:37:01i mean it's a
00:37:02it's a whole thing
00:37:03it would take too long to explain
00:37:04it's fine i don't care
00:37:05okay so uh
00:37:07you know the kid who works over at uh
00:37:08abe's place
00:37:09jed
00:37:10yes jed
00:37:11so jed told me
00:37:12that damien never won
00:37:14but
00:37:15he was lying
00:37:16i could tell
00:37:17however
00:37:18just now
00:37:19when you said it
00:37:20you were telling the truth
00:37:21i don't get it
00:37:24yeah me neither
00:37:25i mean it's uh
00:37:26it's kind of breaking my brain
00:37:28a little bit
00:37:28uh
00:37:29jed
00:37:30won the lottery
00:37:32this morning
00:37:32he what
00:37:3525 grand
00:37:36on a scratcher
00:37:37that universe makes no sense
00:37:40that is a hat on a hat
00:37:42uh
00:37:42i can't even process that right now
00:37:44so you and damien
00:37:45you
00:37:46you did your whole routine last night though
00:37:49yeah
00:37:49everything felt normal
00:37:51well
00:37:51jed came in
00:37:52and asked if we wanted to watch the meteor shower from his roof
00:37:55he does stuff like that a lot
00:37:57and uh
00:37:58you didn't go
00:37:58no
00:37:59neither of us did
00:38:00we hung out
00:38:01and then he went back to his shift at the subway
00:38:03i can't even process
00:38:10that's a cat toy
00:38:12yeah
00:38:14no it's not
00:38:16yeah it is
00:38:17holy shit
00:38:20yes you're right
00:38:21not a camera at all
00:38:23that's just a cat toy
00:38:24why is it a cat toy
00:38:26why is anything anything
00:38:28dude
00:38:29it's a deter
00:38:30it's a deterrent
00:38:32deterrent
00:38:33cat toy
00:38:34okay i'm gonna move off this topic
00:38:36so what about uh
00:38:37time cards
00:38:38do you guys uh
00:38:39punch in and out or something
00:38:40like at an old timey factory
00:38:42a qr code something
00:38:44whatever the kids use these days for time cards
00:38:47i don't know man
00:38:47i pretty much just show up whenever
00:38:49you're a real black hole of information
00:38:51yo
00:38:57employees only
00:38:59come on
00:39:01that's like
00:39:01subway
00:39:02sanctum
00:39:03sanctorum
00:39:04something
00:39:05do you think this could be blood
00:39:07that's light mayonnaise
00:39:08how do you know it's light
00:39:09i just know
00:39:12lucky bastard
00:39:16how'd you like to help an old lady retire early
00:39:19taking a break
00:39:23i don't work
00:39:24i don't work anymore
00:39:25smart
00:39:26oof
00:39:28nasty cut
00:39:30how'd you get that
00:39:31uh
00:39:33sharp piece of metal
00:39:34i always get injured on this job
00:39:36well
00:39:37it must be your lucky day kid
00:39:39cause
00:39:39dr superglue
00:39:41has arrived
00:39:42it feels better right
00:39:52mhm
00:39:52hey uh did you catch that uh
00:39:55crazy uh
00:39:56razzazz last night
00:39:58the uh
00:39:58the leonards
00:39:59yeah i had a few beers and washed it from the roof
00:40:01oh yeah
00:40:02hello
00:40:03i'm always alone
00:40:04i'm an alone wolf
00:40:07what about the uh
00:40:09the other kids uh
00:40:10sandwich guy and
00:40:12goth girl
00:40:13they don't want to come
00:40:13well why would those guys want to hang out with me
00:40:16well why wouldn't they
00:40:17look you just won the lotto
00:40:20that's
00:40:21you're going places
00:40:22did you figure out how you're gonna spend the money yet
00:40:25um
00:40:26no
00:40:26no i don't
00:40:27i don't know
00:40:28no one's ever asked me what i want to do before
00:40:33yeah well
00:40:35ta-da
00:40:37now i'm asking
00:40:38well it's too late
00:40:40i've already missed out on too much
00:40:41and so i'm not gonna reach my full potential
00:40:43which was
00:40:44really high
00:40:45you seem smart
00:40:46well i am smart
00:40:48okay
00:40:49so
00:40:50you're smart
00:40:51you're young
00:40:52you have money
00:40:53you're right
00:40:54no options at all
00:40:55i think i'm gonna go to hawaii
00:40:58oh
00:40:59ugh
00:41:00ugh
00:41:01shit
00:41:02my bad
00:41:03let me get that off
00:41:05hey
00:41:06that's a pretty neat trick right
00:41:09the uh
00:41:09the super glue
00:41:10yeah it's a funny thing
00:41:12the uh
00:41:12the lady that they're saying killed sandwich
00:41:14taught it to me
00:41:15uh
00:41:15marge
00:41:16well
00:41:17she probably saved my life actually
00:41:19and
00:41:19well now she's locked up for killing that kid
00:41:22whoa
00:41:22do you want a beer
00:41:24i'm gonna have a beer
00:41:26okay thanks
00:41:28so
00:41:29you said damien
00:41:31wasn't on the
00:41:32roof last night right
00:41:34i already told you
00:41:36i don't think you did
00:41:39i was alone
00:41:44on the roof
00:41:45all night
00:41:46look at the time
00:41:55look at the time
00:41:55i've
00:41:56yeah
00:41:58i'll see you
00:41:58i was gonna have a beer
00:41:59and
00:41:59i'll don't know
00:42:04i can't
00:42:05i'll be
00:42:06that's a real
00:42:07i'll be
00:42:07i'll be
00:42:08have a beer
00:42:08and
00:42:11i'll be
00:42:12on the roof
00:42:13and
00:42:14Oh, yeah, I guess I am on a bit of a borrowed time.
00:42:38Say, so my bag went missing from my car last night.
00:42:43Is that the security camera that you mentioned?
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:56Wait.
00:43:00Yeah, okay.
00:43:03It changes.
00:43:05Here, look.
00:43:06Frame forward.
00:43:08Frame backwards.
00:43:09Frame forward.
00:43:10Frame backward.
00:43:11You see there?
00:43:12Why would the camera angle change?
00:43:14And the tarp?
00:43:16Why would the tarp move?
00:43:19Yeah, big numbers change, too.
00:43:22Yeah, you're right.
00:43:23Yeah, it goes from 10.30 to 11.30.
00:43:28We're missing a chunk of the footage.
00:43:30Well, that happens all the time.
00:43:32Judd explained it to me.
00:43:34It seems that the wind gets caught up in the circuit.
00:43:37Okay.
00:43:37I wanted to come check on you.
00:43:57See if you're feeling better.
00:43:59I think he mostly did paperwork.
00:44:14I should have started some a few hours.
00:44:17I can't believe he's not going to be there.
00:44:19Wait, you know that those guys aren't actually, like, heroes, right?
00:44:21Like, have you ever heard of, like, Abu Ghraib?
00:44:23Can you have, like, any respect for the dead?
00:44:35You know, I was thinking of getting out of here soon.
00:44:39I was thinking of going to Hawaii.
00:44:49Do you want to come with?
00:44:54Why would you say that?
00:44:57I'm not going to Hawaii with you.
00:44:59Are you serious?
00:45:01That's so weird.
00:45:02I'm not going to be here.
00:45:32What are you doing up here?
00:45:59It's a beautiful view.
00:46:00All the, uh...
00:46:03All of it.
00:46:06Yeah.
00:46:10Do you want to sit?
00:46:13Okay.
00:46:17Those belong to sandwich?
00:46:20What?
00:46:20No.
00:46:21Why would you say that?
00:46:24Uh...
00:46:24I don't know, Judd.
00:46:26I, uh...
00:46:27I found one of these bottle caps in his, uh...
00:46:31apron pocket,
00:46:32and I thought maybe it might have lied to me,
00:46:34and he was up here with you last night after all.
00:46:38Well, one,
00:46:40what do you fucking care?
00:46:42And two,
00:46:43people drink beer.
00:46:44Well, for one,
00:46:45a friend of mine is in jail right now
00:46:47for Damien's murder,
00:46:49but then there's a lot of weird bullshit
00:46:50going on around here,
00:46:51all of which is leading me
00:46:53to fucking care
00:46:54what happened on this roof last night.
00:46:56And for two,
00:46:57Sarah told me
00:46:58that Damien told her
00:46:59that he was coming up to see you.
00:47:05Bullshit.
00:47:05You sure you don't want to sit?
00:47:16Yeah, he was up here last night.
00:47:17I was embarrassed.
00:47:18I didn't want to mention it.
00:47:20Embarrassed?
00:47:22Yeah,
00:47:22because he asked me to leave Sarah alone.
00:47:25Like I'm creeping on her.
00:47:27And he's some white knight hero.
00:47:29It's fucking humiliating.
00:47:30That must have made you
00:47:35angry, huh?
00:47:38You got a thing for Sarah?
00:47:40A thing?
00:47:42Her little daddy's girl
00:47:43gets everything she wants.
00:47:45Princess in her castle.
00:47:47I couldn't shake the dust off fast enough.
00:47:51She's going to be sitting over there
00:47:52still selling Twinkies
00:47:53and blowing truckers
00:47:54when I'm long gone
00:47:55because I actually took control of my life
00:47:57and fuck you to this place.
00:47:59I made it happen.
00:48:00I mean, like...
00:48:06You didn't make shit, right?
00:48:08You won the lottery.
00:48:10That's dumb luck.
00:48:11Hey, look at Damien.
00:48:12He played every day
00:48:14and he never won, right?
00:48:17Yep.
00:48:20Bullshit.
00:48:21He's cold.
00:48:34Little girl
00:48:34.
00:48:37Third time.
00:48:38Hey, can I get one of the, uh, the scratchers, uh, whichever one, uh, sandwich plate?
00:49:02Thanks, buddy.
00:49:08You know what, uh, let me get a few more.
00:49:17That's a fool's path to riches.
00:49:20Amen, brother. Amen.
00:49:38Amen.
00:49:39Amen.
00:49:40Amen.
00:49:41Amen.
00:49:42Amen.
00:49:43Amen.
00:49:44Amen.
00:49:45Amen.
00:49:46Amen.
00:49:47Amen.
00:49:48Amen.
00:49:49Amen.
00:49:50Amen.
00:49:51Amen.
00:49:52Amen.
00:49:53Amen.
00:49:54Amen.
00:49:55Amen.
00:49:56Amen.
00:49:57Amen.
00:49:58Amen.
00:49:59Amen.
00:50:00Amen.
00:50:01Amen.
00:50:02Amen.
00:50:03Amen.
00:50:04Amen.
00:50:05Amen.
00:50:06Amen.
00:50:07Amen.
00:50:08What do you want?
00:50:12I think I've kind of been a dick.
00:50:17No.
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:20I just think like I haven't gotten any sleep.
00:50:23I'm having a hard time emotionally regulating.
00:50:26Probably a combination of Damien's senseless death.
00:50:29And I started this new birth control and that's making me really hormonal.
00:50:34I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
00:50:35No, it's cool.
00:50:39I actually figured you were hormonal.
00:50:41I forgive you.
00:50:44Cool, yeah, great.
00:50:47Hey, unrelated, can I see your scratch off?
00:50:49I've never seen anyone win like more than $5.
00:50:52It'd be cool to see an actual winning ticket.
00:50:56Oh, yeah.
00:50:59Okay, thanks.
00:51:02Hey, Rika, what the fuck?
00:51:05Hey, give that back.
00:51:09Huh?
00:51:10Weird.
00:51:11What's weird?
00:51:12Uh, you know, I just bought a few scratchers myself.
00:51:17I didn't win anything, though.
00:51:18It's a fool's paths or riches.
00:51:19But I did notice every ticket has a serial number.
00:51:24It's printed right there on the side.
00:51:27And, well, the serial numbers are apt to be, they're sequential.
00:51:31That means in order.
00:51:33I know.
00:51:34So?
00:51:34So then I remembered that I saw this trucker playing one of those kinds of scratch-offs this morning.
00:51:39It was a gold rush.
00:51:41It was right before I picked up my car, which was right before you bought your ticket.
00:51:47This trucker, he didn't win anything.
00:51:50He threw it away.
00:51:52You know.
00:51:52I know, but 743-63-454.
00:52:01The number on this ticket, it ends in 454.
00:52:06So that means if you, uh, really bought your ticket after this guy, well, then your number, it would end with, uh, 455?
00:52:19Or maybe, uh, 56.
00:52:22Yeah, you know, even 57.
00:52:26But it doesn't, right?
00:52:29No.
00:52:30Your ticket number is 450.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:36Uh, maybe there's a misprint?
00:52:41Or maybe, maybe, he didn't buy that ticket at all.
00:52:47Maybe, maybe Damien bought that ticket last night, like he did every night.
00:52:54And maybe, he brought it up to the roof.
00:52:59Yeah, and, and maybe, when it was just the two of you alone up there,
00:53:04well, he realized he'd won.
00:53:09And maybe, you killed him for it.
00:53:14I didn't do it.
00:53:16I know you did, you motherfucker.
00:53:18Hey, everything all right in here?
00:53:22Oh, yeah, we're just...
00:53:23Hey, I said it turned up a little bit too high.
00:53:26Yeah, you okay, you good?
00:53:30Yeah, she's just getting out of here.
00:53:31All right, I'll go warming up the car then.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34Okay.
00:53:35Go.
00:53:40Well, you got me.
00:53:43I did it.
00:53:44So, why don't we call the cops?
00:53:48Sure, they'd love to hear some half-baked theory about serial numbers from a vagrant who lives in her car.
00:53:57It's not just a theory.
00:54:01You admitted it.
00:54:03To you, you're not a cop.
00:54:06You're just some woman.
00:54:10You got no proof.
00:54:12I'm not on camera.
00:54:13I'm like your friend.
00:54:14If I'm wrong, let's give him a call.
00:54:21We can tell him, hey, it's Jed from the rest stop at 421 Route 66.
00:54:27And, uh, sorry, what's your name?
00:54:30Charlie Kale.
00:54:31Your registration's in the glove box.
00:54:33Did you know that you're a person of interest in a bunch of deaths in Nevada?
00:54:38I'm sure the cops would love to talk to you.
00:54:44What's that?
00:54:44Nothing.
00:54:51If I were you, I'd get in my trash bucket and I'd speed the fuck out of here before I call the cops on you.
00:55:05All set.
00:55:07Ready to go.
00:55:07Have a safe trip.
00:55:20Side seat.
00:55:22Thanks.
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00:55:44Hey, uh, hi.
00:56:03Hey, I'm trying to sleep, lady.
00:56:05Oh, of course.
00:56:06I take six small naps a day.
00:56:07I got a method.
00:56:08Yes, yes.
00:56:08Uh, so that's your dash cam, right?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:11Okay, good.
00:56:12And you see it's pointed right at the rest stop.
00:56:14It's pointed right away, Marge.
00:56:15You don't know any of this.
00:56:16Okay, so it's recording all the time?
00:56:19Wouldn't be much good if it didn't.
00:56:21Right, and you're, uh, radio, so you can just contact any trucker on the road with it, right?
00:56:25Yeah, if you got their call sign.
00:56:27Uh-huh, cool.
00:56:28So, okay, just two, uh, no, three more questions.
00:56:31Wait, hello?
00:56:33Hi, uh, I'm looking for a trucker that was here last night.
00:56:36He was eating a burger at the bar.
00:56:38That narrows it down to about ten people.
00:56:40Okay, uh, he was, um, he was wearing a flannel.
00:56:43He had his, uh, his hat pulled down low.
00:56:44Damn it.
00:56:50Uh, okay, uh, look, he had his, his truck parked right outside that window.
00:56:54It had an animal logo on it.
00:56:55Uh, like a cat-like, badger-mouse type animal.
00:56:58Some animal with legs and fur and fucking buck-like thing.
00:57:01What was it?
00:57:05Is that a squirrel?
00:57:07Nah, some kind of dog.
00:57:08No, not a squirrel, not a dog.
00:57:10Uh, which is the one that eats wood?
00:57:12Dumbass, none of them eat wood.
00:57:13Uh, guinea pig.
00:57:14Gap-a-bara.
00:57:15Ah, jeez, fucking useless.
00:57:17Opossum.
00:57:18Oh, that's impossible.
00:57:19Oh, thank God.
00:57:20Take a look at your scene again.
00:57:21Yeah, look, take a look at your ear.
00:57:23Quiet, quiet, quiet, please.
00:57:24I, I, uh, I need to think.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27Oh, jeez.
00:57:28That's it.
00:57:43That's all that's been on my mind all day.
00:57:45That is the key.
00:57:47Does anybody know this song?
00:57:48Oh, jeez.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50You say you got a pretty face.
00:58:01But the rest of you is at our place.
00:58:04That's it, Fox.
00:58:05Fox on the run.
00:58:09You scream and everybody comes.
00:58:13I'll run and take a look at the night.
00:58:16You step away.
00:58:19Foxy.
00:58:20And I'll run.
00:58:21Okay, check it out.
00:58:22He was here last night.
00:58:23He was driving a truck with a Fox logo on the side.
00:58:26Now, listen.
00:58:26Does anybody know his, his call sign?
00:58:29Foxco.
00:58:30Foxco shipping.
00:58:31Must be Pickleback.
00:58:32Yeah, fucking Pickleback.
00:58:33Fucking Pickleback.
00:58:34Okay, great.
00:58:35Get Pickleback on the radio, all right?
00:58:37Tell him to take a look at his dash cam footage from last night.
00:58:40The cops are going to want to see that.
00:58:41It's going to prove that they got the wrong lady sitting in a jail cell right now.
00:58:45I knew she didn't do it.
00:58:46We'll find him.
00:58:47Okay.
00:58:48Ha, Pickleback.
00:58:51Can I help you?
00:58:56Have you seen this woman?
00:58:57She used your ATM about four hours ago.
00:58:59Oh, yeah, she just left.
00:59:01You know where she went?
00:59:02Not sure.
00:59:07I think she said she was going to L.A.
00:59:09Are you sure?
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:12She said she loves the beach, sand, swimming, all of it.
00:59:18I've found her.
00:59:20Yeah, she's headed west.
00:59:21L.A.
00:59:39When I brought her car around, I noticed that somebody had been messing with her brakes.
00:59:45Imagine that.
00:59:46So I fixed him for her.
00:59:47Oh, gratis.
00:59:52Well, what...
00:59:53What do you...
00:59:55You think he's...
00:59:56I've always treated you like you were my own son.
01:00:01Hey, but I don't know what you think, but it's not my fault.
01:00:04That bitch...
01:00:06She had it out for me.
01:00:07I swear.
01:00:08She was trying to frame me.
01:00:09She was the one who did it.
01:00:12I'm the real bitch.
01:00:13I think bitch moves.
01:00:16She's the one.
01:00:18Come on.
01:00:19She's the one.
01:00:20She's the one.
01:00:21She's the one.
01:00:21She's the one.
01:00:21She's the one.
01:00:22She's the one.
01:00:23Canker!