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Made in Chelsea Season 28 Episode 10

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00:00I don't think about Vanderpump, what he's up to.
00:02I don't think about Rez, what he's up to.
00:04They can worry about me. I'm not worried about them.
00:06You, quite easily and flippantly, have been like,
00:08we're not mates anymore, and actually,
00:10I'm not happy not being your mate.
00:12Do you know what? I'm surrounding myself with people in places
00:14that I want to spend more time with, but right now
00:16we haven't got a friendship. There's no point in this chat.
00:18You were not in your bed.
00:20Certainly Mr. Armstrong.
00:22It is better we try and stay friends.
00:24This, for me, is like, I'm done.
00:26Something needs to be resolved within the friendship.
00:28You guys need to sort something out, because it's just
00:30not fair on you.
00:32The guy likes you a lot,
00:34and it doesn't work. It will never work for him.
00:36I don't give a flying F
00:38what people think about me and that situation.
00:40She's a bored housewife at the moment.
00:42She just wants to stick her nose into everything.
00:44If you walked away now, I'd be devastated.
00:46Oh, my God.
00:48Oliver, you look incredible.
00:50You're amazing. However,
00:52you're gonna get screwed. Loved my life.
00:54Wow, I didn't expect you to say that.
00:56Don't start making me cry.
00:58I'm sorry, I didn't tell you sooner.
01:00I'm just exhausted.
01:02Unfortunately, he's just insufferable
01:04and I can't bear to be around him.
01:06I haven't felt this far away from my brother
01:08in years.
01:10Kiss me again, boy. You're gonna see what happens.
01:12Bye.
01:14Bye.
01:16Hello, cutie.
01:18Oh, I'm spilling coffee.
01:20I've got your coffee.
01:22So I rise like you, and you're chasing what's your head in the old
01:26I know that I can't keep up, but I can't stay in the end of this
01:31And you're selling me all
01:33Hello, cutie. Oh, I'm spilling coffee. I've got your coffee.
01:36Just how you like it.
01:38Oh, my God, you're so cute.
01:39Sweet and milky, just like me.
01:41That is just like you.
01:42No, rugged and handsome, actually.
01:45I'm good.
01:46Yeah, you sweet well?
01:47I did, did you?
01:49I've got a very exciting surprise that I said to you when you're ready.
01:51Oh, my God, what is it?
01:52I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
01:53I know you like it, though.
01:54I do love surprises.
01:56Get ready, come downstairs.
01:57Okay, fine. I'll be down in town.
02:10So you've been stealing my man away from me?
02:13I haven't.
02:13Very unhappy about this.
02:14Golf has been stealing my man from me.
02:17Yeah, but I used to be your date at events and prize,
02:20and now it's like, abby, abby, abby, abby.
02:24That's what having a girlfriend is, mate.
02:25All right.
02:26All right.
02:27So I'm running for me every day.
02:31She's got the head in the old.
02:32I know it's not gonna keep on.
02:35This is the same.
02:36I know it's the same.
02:36I know it's the same.
02:36I know it's the same.
02:37I know it's the same.
02:37Jules?
02:39Oh, my God, this is...
02:40I've got you a little present now.
02:42Wait, this is so exciting.
02:44So, obviously, I know you like your juices in the morning.
02:46I do.
02:47And now, Prime has delivered a juicer.
02:52Oh, my God, that's so cute.
02:55Good.
02:56Aw.
02:57I love it.
02:59My absolute pleasure.
03:00I thought, staying here a lot...
03:02Yeah.
03:02I want you to be comfortable.
03:03Mm.
03:04A lot, actually.
03:05I know.
03:06And I'm not complaining.
03:07Obviously, you're not.
03:08That must be Ruby.
03:09Oh, my God.
03:10Little Rubes.
03:12Hey!
03:13Hello, Rubes.
03:14Oh, my God, how are you?
03:15Come on in.
03:15Jules is here.
03:16Thanks for having me.
03:16Welcome to the...
03:17I would say bachelor pad, but not really anymore.
03:19It's really cool, actually.
03:20Not anymore.
03:21Hi!
03:22How are you?
03:23We've missed you.
03:24I miss both of you.
03:25I mean, you're here all the time.
03:26I am.
03:27I actually am now.
03:28Do you have a key?
03:29I think I should get a key.
03:30You reckon?
03:31Yeah.
03:31Just let yourself in.
03:32No, I...
03:32But you've got a juicer now, so...
03:33Yeah, I was gonna say, I just saw that coming in.
03:35What's that?
03:35He got me a juicer.
03:37I know.
03:38So you can make your juicers in the morning?
03:39Mm-hmm.
03:39It's like the little things you mix up on.
03:40No, no, it's so you can make us juicers in the morning.
03:43You should just get a toothbrush.
03:44I know I should.
03:44I feel like I should have a drawer as well now.
03:47And what about, like, a makeup remover?
03:49Yes.
03:50Pyjamas?
03:50Yeah.
03:51Let's just pump the brakes for a second here.
03:52We're limited on space.
03:53You can have a toothbrush for now.
03:55Oh, okay, fine.
03:56And maybe we can make some space.
03:56I've seen that walk-in wardrobe.
03:58There's a lot of room.
03:59I've seen it.
03:59There's a lot of room.
04:00No, I feel like, you know, life's pretty positive right now.
04:03It is positive.
04:04I feel like it's sort of mainly positive.
04:06Mainly positive.
04:07There's a few things that maybe aren't as positive as they could be.
04:10Rez?
04:11Yeah, Rez.
04:11Um, no, we did have a not-so-positive conversation at Liv's launch.
04:16But afterwards, you know, I did actually get a cute little text.
04:20I know, I heard about that.
04:21He sent me a photograph of us.
04:22Oh, my God.
04:23Looking very sweet, you know, and we had a bit of back and forth, basically,
04:26which has put it in a much more positive, you know, approachable place.
04:31And I feel like, finally, I feel like he's ready to meet me halfway.
04:35And I'm certainly ready to apologise and meet him halfway.
04:38This is what I like to hear.
04:39And this is progress.
04:40It's taken so long to get here, but...
04:42I know.
04:42Like, nearly a year.
04:44Yeah, a long time.
04:45It hasn't really been the same since Australia.
04:47No, I don't think it has.
04:48It's been the majority of this year, basically.
04:50Yeah.
04:50But...
04:51If ever there's a time to fix it...
04:54It's now.
04:55It's now.
04:58Please.
04:59Please.
05:10This is lovely.
05:13Like, honestly, I've never seen him happier.
05:15So, if you're happy, I'm happy.
05:17You're blushing.
05:17You're going all red.
05:18Am I?
05:19Yeah.
05:19I think it's just hot.
05:20It's hot.
05:20It's hot.
05:21So, how long has it been now?
05:23About four months.
05:24It is?
05:25Four months?
05:26We're going into five, I think.
05:28My God.
05:29I was getting a bit worried.
05:29Don't tempt fate.
05:30I was getting worried.
05:32Really?
05:32He's getting on a bit.
05:33And I was like, oh, God, here we go.
05:35When is it going to happen?
05:35But in the same vein, that means there's still time for you.
05:38I'd love to be sat around here with two lovely ladies.
05:40No, I'm happy that you guys are in this place.
05:42It makes me very happy to see him like this.
05:44Well, you can have him all to yourself.
05:46I'm going to go.
05:47I've got to shoot.
05:48Love you.
05:48You've got to shoot?
05:52See you later.
05:52Bye.
05:58She's great.
05:58She's everything and more.
06:01For you, generally.
06:03Don't start making me cry.
06:04I'm just saying.
06:06Yeah.
06:07It works.
06:09It's nice.
06:10I think when you know there's no point in waiting around,
06:14lock it down.
06:14Lock it down?
06:15I mean, it's you.
06:16Now Tristan's got his, you know, his girl.
06:20And now I'm just on the sidelines,
06:22waiting to be pitched in.
06:24No, I know you make it into a joke,
06:25but how do you actually feel about it?
06:28Like with jazz,
06:30I guess I was kind of looking for some sort of sign
06:33whilst we were dating.
06:34I'm like, oh, yeah, I really like her.
06:36I just couldn't quite get there.
06:38I genuinely think what's meant to be will be.
06:41Yeah.
06:41And you've just got to ride that wave.
06:42And it's a nice feeling.
06:44Yeah.
06:44It's a nice feeling.
06:46And I can sit on my high horse because I've got a girlfriend.
06:48Yeah, I know.
06:48Oh, here we go.
06:49I've had to put up your advice.
06:51Yeah, I know.
06:52Yeah.
06:55Lucky charms and fake IDs.
06:56We made a blood that was 17 to guess.
06:59Now I can't hold you to that.
07:01You're silent skills, but film posters around your room.
07:04Hi, Jack.
07:05Hi, mate.
07:05I'm sorry.
07:06I don't have much time.
07:07So I got your text, but I have to go soon.
07:09It's all right.
07:11Yeah, I just wanted to have a quick conversation
07:14because I spoke to Jazz the other day.
07:16She seemed quite upset.
07:19She told me that you guys had a conversation,
07:20conversation, if you can call it that.
07:22You insulted her.
07:24And you made her cry.
07:26And I just want to know, first of all, why?
07:29How has that even come about?
07:31I think she's not...
07:33She's not a friend with you for the good reasons.
07:36I think she knows that you've still got feelings for her.
07:38Am I wrong?
07:39Do you still got feelings for her?
07:40I'm not oblivious.
07:41I know the situation between us,
07:42but people don't believe me when I say
07:45I'm happy being friends.
07:47Every single day, those feelings of something more
07:50is going away.
07:51What you've done is childish.
07:53I don't know why you've...
07:54It's like you like doing it, maybe.
07:56I don't get it.
07:56What I've done is childish.
07:58Yes.
07:58I did that for you because...
08:00Because you're like my little brother as well.
08:03And I don't want you to be hurt.
08:06Treat me like a little puppy.
08:07No, I don't.
08:08I really don't, Jack, because I actually think...
08:10And how many times I've said to you
08:11that I'm so proud of you and how good you are
08:14with everything.
08:16And I love your personality.
08:17I love your feelings.
08:18I love how emotional you are.
08:20However, you're going to get screwed.
08:22I don't appreciate it whatsoever.
08:24You do not go to my friend and attack her
08:26and make her cry.
08:27I want jazz in my life.
08:29So if you could just back off.
08:32You're not my mum.
08:33You're not even really my sister at the moment.
08:34You're not acting like it.
08:35You say I'm your brother.
08:37This is not what family does.
08:38You don't do that.
08:38You come talk to me first.
08:41You know what?
08:41I don't have time for that now.
08:42I really hope she's worth it.
08:45It's just fucking pathetic.
08:59Sim, I must say, you are looking radiant.
09:02You're like a vintage Bentley.
09:03Like, everyone knows when you've arrived.
09:05Vintage?
09:06That makes me sound like I've aged.
09:08I'll take that all as a compliment.
09:12And thank you for coming to my launch the other night.
09:15I don't know where you were, Harvey.
09:16I was actually practising at home with your new product.
09:19That's weird, because it's for women.
09:21Was that not the new range?
09:22Well, Harvey has a tendency to practise a lot of things on his own.
09:25I don't want to know.
09:27But I have heard, sorry, no, I was busy.
09:29How was it all going?
09:30It was good, I think.
09:32But I heard you had a run in with Triss.
09:35I did, but it was a catalyst to us actually having a chat over text.
09:40Yeah.
09:41I'm hoping we can try and move forward from it, but I don't know what will happen.
09:45I'm sure you can.
09:45You definitely can, because I'm going to put my foot down on this one.
09:49I'm going to force you together with a beer in hand, because I need it.
09:52It's sad over at HQ, actually.
09:54Who are you dating?
09:56No one.
09:57No, just my business, that's about it.
09:59And what's, I think you've had something vaguely going on with someone, or?
10:02Zayna, yeah.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Yeah, so it's definitely been a bit of a, like, rocky ride with...
10:08And it's one of those things that it's never, you're never going to go back together or anything like that.
10:12I've kind of come to, like, clarity recently where I just know that I need to just take a step back in a way.
10:17But it's like, it just seems that whenever we're together, we just end up together.
10:21Can I ask you something?
10:23Yeah.
10:23Do you think, because of, um, Emily being now engaged and pregnant and everything, that it makes you feel slightly, not weaker, but more inclined to want to give something a second go with Zayna?
10:37It's definitely that pressure, like, not even just Emily.
10:40Like, you look around, everyone's getting engaged, married, like, pregnant.
10:43It's mental.
10:44You eventually want that, but, like, no.
10:45But it's not, it's not, I'm not allowing it to cloud my culture.
10:47Okay, good.
10:48Because, um...
10:49It's so easy, I mean, it's easier said than done, but I wouldn't want you to put yourself in a position where you're doing something.
10:53You know, isn't, doesn't feel fully right, because you'll end up just going through the same thing again.
11:00You know, Olly and Gareth want me to, like, I think wear a kilt to that.
11:05Of course they do.
11:06Yeah, I know.
11:07You know you don't wear any pants under them.
11:08Is it called a Kaylee?
11:10Close.
11:11Are you half Scottish?
11:12I'm quarter Scottish.
11:13You have to wear a kilt.
11:14Oh, damn it.
11:16You just walked straight into that.
11:18I do have a night.
11:19Oh.
11:19Hello, boys.
11:20Hola.
11:20Hello.
11:21You all right?
11:21Hi, how are you?
11:23Good.
11:23I didn't know you wore glasses.
11:25Oh, no, no.
11:26I ran out of lenses.
11:27How are we?
11:28Very good.
11:29Very well, thank you.
11:29Yeah?
11:30Um, no, I just wanted to catch up with you, really, since, you know, I haven't really said,
11:34I saw you briefly at the event the other night, but I haven't seen you since you came around,
11:39so I just wanted to see how you are.
11:41Yeah, good.
11:42Um, but yeah, I just, I hope we're, like, okay.
11:47Yeah.
11:48Yeah.
11:49On good terms.
11:50Yeah.
11:50I really do want us to be okay, but I've just heard a few things that I kind of want to
11:55clear up with you through Jack, and I thought you understood me when, you know, I kind of
12:01explained, like, Jack has said that he's fine with the friendship, and, you know, there's,
12:05it needs to come, like, I don't feel like I'm doing anything wrong, because he's, we've
12:08had those conversations where he's been fine with it, and then Jack just, you know, told
12:12me that all of you boys had an issue, and I was like, well, I don't care what anyone
12:16asked me.
12:16We don't have an issue.
12:18Well, look, at the end of the day.
12:19You just have an opinion.
12:20Basically, what we were trying to tell Jack is to be honest with you about how he actually
12:23really feels.
12:25Have you and Jack had that conversation?
12:28Well, the whole conversation with Jack and I got rather distracted.
12:31I mean, he said that he was perfectly happy with the friendship, but that whole thing got
12:34distracted, because I had a lovely chat with Maeva the other day, because she weirdly had
12:40the same opinions as you, but then she decided to come to me about it, which I respect, because
12:46no, no one else has, and, but then be very disrespectful and nasty.
12:50Yeah, my, I've never, I don't care what you, you and Jack do.
12:54Be friends, do what you have to do, just being completely honest with you.
12:59Jack is really into you.
13:04I said, don't get on with English people.
13:25They don't listen to me.
13:27They don't get me talking to a wall.
13:31Maeva.
13:32I am in English as you.
13:34But you, you, you, same thing, you know, you don't get me when I talk to you.
13:36It's like talking to you.
13:37Rude on a date night.
13:40I'm just a bit upset about something.
13:43The Jack thing?
13:44Yeah, I'm just preoccupied right now in my head.
13:46He was just annoyed with the fact that I, he felt that I attacked Jazz.
13:51So he's defending Jazz?
13:53He's doubling down on Jazz?
13:55Well, yeah, obviously.
13:57Even though she embarrassed him in Antigua and slept with Miles?
14:00No, exactly.
14:01But everything she, she's done, you know, he's fighting so much for her.
14:06And I don't get it.
14:08Jack knows you.
14:09He's been around you for the last six years.
14:11He knows your personality and he knows that he should know that you're just looking out for him.
14:16But then he was like, any of saying things that was quite, quite painful in a way to hear.
14:21Like, he was just saying, like, well, he did say to me to stay out of his life.
14:25And I did say that, obviously, I will.
14:27Which I will, because now I'm bloody fucking done with this child.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:31You're done protecting him?
14:32Well, yeah, I'm done, yes.
14:33Because he said, you know, he said, you're not family.
14:35You're not, you're not powerful.
14:37No, he said, you're not family.
14:40Honestly, I've tried and he doesn't listen to me.
14:43Almost like he's now pushing his family away for this Jazz girl.
14:47And he's going to end up being so sad and so disappointed.
14:52I'm honestly, I'm leaving that to you.
14:54That's your job now.
14:56I get it.
14:57I have to say something now.
14:58And that's pissed me off in itself.
15:00I thought I wouldn't need to do this again.
15:01No, I thought I wouldn't need to do this again.
15:03Because I've had this conversation with him about Miles.
15:07And it's the same conversation.
15:08He's trying to protect people or trying to befriend people.
15:12Or his family?
15:13Exactly.
15:15Exactly.
15:15Godfather?
15:16Meva, you know that's sensitive and we don't need to go there.
15:19Yeah, but he's not acting like a good, good father, by the way.
15:22Yeah.
15:23I haven't felt this far away from my brother in years.
15:27Oh my God, Oliver, you look incredible.
15:55I like it long.
15:56Yeah, no, but it's like, you need to look like rugged.
15:59Like, like a, sorry, have you seen me?
16:01You are not rugged.
16:02At all.
16:03I think I look quite good in mine.
16:05You look amazing.
16:05He's giving me sort of Mrs. Doubtfire.
16:08So rude.
16:09Have you got any Scottish in you?
16:11Not tonight.
16:12No.
16:13I'm not Scottish.
16:13I've got no Scottish in you.
16:14Have you got any Scottish in you?
16:15Oh, I fucking wish, darling.
16:17No.
16:18This looks fantastic, by the way.
16:19This actually is my winter collection.
16:22I have designed for a brand called Glamoda.
16:25And I actually have 19 more outfits that I designed.
16:29And I've been working on this the whole year, basically.
16:32I've been slaving away.
16:33Well, then you can look utterly wonderful at the Kayleigh.
16:36I am obsessed with the Highlands.
16:38You love Scotland.
16:39And Highlanders.
16:39I know.
16:40That really surprises me.
16:41You haven't, you haven't managed to kill.
16:43I really, I should.
16:45By the way, guys, Liv's vibrator.
16:4830 seconds.
16:49I found a function that I personally now call the Spitfire.
16:53It's like, it's amazing.
16:57It's incredible.
16:59Liv Bentley made you come in 30 seconds.
17:00In 30 seconds.
17:01Good for you.
17:02That's what we're used to.
17:03Yeah.
17:05Oh.
17:06Oh.
17:06Oh, my God.
17:07Poor Liv.
17:08Hello.
17:10Lovely.
17:11You look amazing.
17:12This is.
17:13Hello, gorgeous.
17:14Skirt.
17:14Skirt time, man.
17:15Oh, you?
17:16Very well.
17:16Skirt time.
17:17Yeah, good.
17:18This is, um, it's skirt time.
17:19Yeah, skirt time.
17:20Are you guys like.
17:21Well, well, no.
17:23No.
17:23I will be on Thursday.
17:25Are you actually, are you actually.
17:25You will be, though.
17:27Am I hanging, letting it.
17:29Let it go free, darling.
17:31Let it go free.
17:32Let the anaconda break the Scottish air, baby.
17:35I will take that.
17:36How are you?
17:37I'm really good.
17:38I missed you.
17:39I missed you.
17:40So, taking girls out, telling them I love you, and then disappearing the next day?
17:45Oh, my God.
17:45That is old school, Miles.
17:46Oh, is it?
17:47Oh, come on.
17:47No.
17:48It's a timeless classic, I thought.
17:50That was, like, Miles going out, party Miles.
17:53I feel like we need a catch-up catch-up.
17:54Should we have lunch?
17:55Of course.
17:56100%.
17:56Yeah?
17:56I'd love that.
17:57Don't get your hopes up.
17:59I won't bring the wheelchair.
18:00I know that now.
18:00I don't.
18:01I just, there's a little bit of hope, but it's kind of, like, right at the end.
18:05Oh, cute still?
18:06I have to.
18:07Really?
18:08Loved my life.
18:09After all these years.
18:11The one that got away.
18:31Hiya, Jazzy.
18:32Hi, Jack.
18:33Come here.
18:35Okay.
18:36You look somber.
18:38Ah?
18:38You look somber.
18:39No, not somber.
18:42How are you doing?
18:42Are you okay?
18:44Yeah, I'm good.
18:44I just thought I'd, you know, give this situation some space.
18:49Yeah.
18:49After everything that's gone on.
18:52I completely respect that.
18:54Obviously, no, I did have that conversation with Maeva.
18:59Went really well.
19:01I told her to stay out of my life.
19:03I think I directly said to her, you're not family.
19:06Oh, my God, Jack.
19:07And that's not what, you know, I expect my friends and family to do.
19:13And the way she went about it was not family-like, even though she likes to convince me that it was.
19:19Yeah.
19:20It's just sad because it's not just her.
19:23She's the only one who kind of had the, wouldn't say decency is the word, but at least, you know, she came up to me head on.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Instead of everybody else gossiping about it.
19:33I mean, who knew a friendship would cause this much of a drama?
19:37And it really makes me sad because I, like, you know, really cherish what we have.
19:45And I feel like people are ruining it.
19:49I don't care what anyone else says.
19:51Like, their opinion does not matter to me.
19:53The only opinion that matters in this relationship is yours.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Because I'm not being funny, Jack.
20:00It's not like we're all over each other.
20:01No.
20:03No.
20:03Jack, it's not like we're all over each other.
20:07Sorry.
20:09Nice.
20:10It's my brother, James.
20:11Do you mind if I...
20:12Yeah, yeah.
20:14Hi, bro.
20:16Yeah, brother.
20:17How you doing?
20:17I'm doing all right.
20:18I'm just, uh, having a drink with Jazz.
20:20Oh, right.
20:21Okay.
20:22Still going there, are you?
20:24Yep.
20:25All right.
20:25I mean, I'm feeling jazz.
20:26I need to talk to you about something.
20:27So, I'm in town.
20:28Send me your location.
20:29I need to talk to you now.
20:30Yeah.
20:31Like, uh, all right, mate.
20:32No.
20:32All right.
20:33Right.
20:33Did James sound mad?
20:35Uh, he didn't sound happy.
20:37He was quite stern.
20:38I can only imagine it's because of my chat with Maver.
20:42But...
20:42Which stems with us.
20:44Yeah.
20:44But we've got nothing to hide, so, like, there's nothing to hide.
20:47Don't worry about it.
20:48Should I go?
20:49Like, I feel like I should...
20:49No, I want you to stay.
20:51If you don't want to stay, it's fine.
20:52But I would like you to stay.
20:53If you trust me on this, you're fine.
20:56Completely okay.
20:57And I know we're going to leave this room, and we're going to be okay.
21:01Who, you and James?
21:02Hopefully.
21:02Me and you.
21:03If it's James, fine.
21:04Great.
21:05But this is what's important to me.
21:09Every time you get me, I'm in trouble.
21:13Every time you look at me, it's not a swallow.
21:23I've not seen you since Antigua.
21:24How are things?
21:25Yeah, good, thank you.
21:26Yourself?
21:28Um, I don't know.
21:30I've just...
21:30To be fair, there's just a lot going through my head, and I feel like I'm in a bit of a
21:34weird headspace.
21:35Like, everything that happened with the Harvey situation, it's...
21:39I don't know where this realisation came from, but the other day I was just like,
21:43fucking hell, I know.
21:43Just, like, be honest about how you actually feel, because I've just been, like, shutting
21:48everything down.
21:49And I just need to, I guess, be open with the fact that my feelings for Harvey are a
21:54lot stronger than I've probably been letting off.
21:56And I think, yeah, recently I have realised that essentially I am in love with him, and
22:03I don't think I can really continue without telling him this.
22:12I don't know.
22:13Wow, I didn't expect you to say that.
22:14Yeah.
22:16Feel good to say?
22:17You know what, yeah.
22:20It feels like baggage on my back, and I kind of owe it to myself to tell him, and I feel
22:24like if I don't, I will regret it.
22:28I think my biggest advice would be don't worry about what other people think so much, you
22:34know, just be true to yourself.
22:36I'm hoping for the fairy tale ending for you two.
22:38Oh, love you.
22:40Thanks.
22:41Ah, here he is.
22:54How are you?
22:55Missed you.
22:55Missed you.
22:56Well.
22:59Strange atmosphere in here.
23:00Are you OK?
23:01Good to see you.
23:01Good to see you.
23:03This is sweet.
23:03Hello, mate.
23:04Rez.
23:05You all right?
23:05How are you, sir?
23:05I wasn't sure if you were going to come.
23:07I wasn't sure either, but I'm glad I did.
23:09I'm glad as well.
23:10Thanks for reaching out.
23:13Well, I'm really glad you're here, Tress, and I'm glad you're here, because I've known
23:18you both a very long time.
23:20I know how much you've missed Tristan.
23:21I know how much Tristan's missed you.
23:23From my side, I've just felt like there's been such a disconnect between us that I have
23:29pulled back fully.
23:30I've just gone into my shell and haven't confronted or haven't had conversations with you that I
23:34should have had at the time.
23:35So for that, I am sorry.
23:37Yeah, I appreciate that, bro.
23:38As you said, there is a massive res, not so massive, a medium-sized res-shaped hole
23:42in my life.
23:42Oh, here we go.
23:43He's starting already, Jules.
23:44You can't let him talk to me like that, right?
23:45No, yeah, don't worry.
23:46No, there is a very big res-shaped hole in my life.
23:49I've missed you, mate.
23:50Honestly, I really have.
23:51I find it really hard to be annoyed at you, Rez.
23:52I know.
23:53Well, I find it hard to be annoyed at you.
23:54There's also like an elephant in the room.
23:56It's like my friendship with Vanderpump, and I know he was a bit of a thorn in everything.
24:00And I think he was just overly passionate about trying to protect myself, and he didn't
24:03know all you guys.
24:05Yeah.
24:05I definitely don't want Vanders to kind of come between you and I ever again.
24:10He should be happy that we're happy, and whether you guys get along or not, hopefully
24:14he respects where you and I are at, and where we want to be.
24:18Yeah, let's see.
24:19My priority is my friendship with you.
24:21Yeah.
24:21I respect yours with him, and I want him to respect our friendship.
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:25Hello.
24:26Hello.
24:27You all right, Jazz?
24:28Good, how are you?
24:29I'm okay.
24:30You all right?
24:31Nestle up towards you, Jazz.
24:32You don't need to move your chair.
24:34You're okay.
24:36What's up?
24:37What's up?
24:37Yeah.
24:38You seem quite stern on the phone.
24:40I'm always stern, Jack.
24:41You're here to come defend your wife.
24:43Not defend my wife.
24:44We'll talk about that straight away.
24:45Okay.
24:46Well, yeah, I guess...
24:47First of all, how are you?
24:48I'm all right.
24:49A bit drained, but...
24:50From what?
24:51...for the most part, good.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Speaking to my wife?
24:54I don't know.
24:55That is quite draining for anyone, to be honest.
24:56No.
24:57Yes.
24:57You don't get to make those jokes.
24:58It's not a joke.
24:59You don't get to say those things and show off in front of Jazz.
25:02Show it off.
25:03Because you can't speak like that to my wife.
25:05You do know that.
25:06She...
25:06But she has the free pass to speak to everyone else the way she wants.
25:11She's trying to look out for you.
25:12Whether that be right or wrong, who knows?
25:14But you have to respect that she's trying.
25:18She needs to know she can't just go around speaking to people like that.
25:21And Jazz, at the end of the day, is my friend.
25:24And I'm not allowing anyone to speak to my friends like that.
25:27It's not fair.
25:28So, you told her to get out of your life.
25:32Yeah.
25:33So, if you want her out of your life, that basically means that I'd be out of your life.
25:37Because I'm with Maeva.
25:39I'm very much ingrained in Maeva's life, Jack.
25:42You're trusting people.
25:43Because I'm defending my friend.
25:43You're trusting people that have hurt you in the past.
25:46Maeva's never really hurt you.
25:47She's said some things that you don't agree with.
25:49She's always had your best interests at heart.
25:51What she cares for you, Jack?
25:52Trying to puppeteer my life.
25:54First with Miles.
25:55And where did that go, Jack?
25:56Who was right about that?
25:58You still like her, and I know you still like her.
25:59That's the crux of this whole thing.
26:02Everyone has a problem with it because they think I love Jazz.
26:05That's what everyone's saying.
26:06But no one believes me when I say I'm happy with where we are.
26:09I love you, and I want to protect you.
26:11And that's why I'm so vocal about the people that you're surrounding yourself with.
26:15Sorry.
26:16I also want to defend myself.
26:17I know that this is between you two, and I don't want to get involved.
26:19No, you can't say it as a cop-out, Jazz.
26:22You are involved because this is exactly what we're talking about.
26:25My whole purpose of Antigua was to get our friendship back on track
26:28and to act as normal as we would have before
26:30because I was so worried to lose that friendship after what we did.
26:35I've had those flirty friends in the past,
26:36but you are really dicing with dangerous feelings here.
26:41Here we go.
27:06Who wants a taste of Bavaria?
27:07Oh, my God.
27:10You know, it's nothing.
27:12It's just a little broadside.
27:14A little broadside?
27:15Oh, God, I am exhausted.
27:17This is so good.
27:19Cheers to that.
27:29Cheers to that, guys.
27:30And to your boyfriend?
27:30He's not my boyfriend.
27:32He's a friend.
27:33He's a friend.
27:33Yeah, stop saying that.
27:36You've got to play it cool around here, okay?
27:38Okay.
27:38This is how you do it.
27:47Okay.
27:48Okay.
27:49Von der Mitte zur Titte.
27:51Zur Titte.
27:51Zum Zack.
27:52Zum Zack.
27:53Zack-zack.
27:53Zack-zack.
27:54Oh, I like that.
27:55That's great.
27:58So how did the kilt fitting go?
28:01I don't think I'm going to wear the kilt.
28:02It's not...
28:03Oh, Smiles.
28:04You can't do that.
28:05The kilt is everything, and men in kilt are like the second hottest thing after men in lederhosen.
28:11So why would you...
28:12To be fair, I've still got your lederhosen.
28:15I should have rocked up in hand.
28:17You should have, actually.
28:18I'm a bit disappointed.
28:19I've been hot.
28:20How is everything, though, like, without the boys present now?
28:23You can be honest here.
28:24This is a safe space.
28:25Tell me everything.
28:27No, everything's good.
28:29I think I know what I don't want.
28:31I feel like maybe I don't know what I do want.
28:33Maybe that's the problem.
28:34Oh, God, you're becoming like me.
28:35What do you not want?
28:38Immaturity.
28:40Which is, how do you see immaturity?
28:43So I used to see immaturity with age, but it isn't.
28:45Very true.
28:46So when I see one little red flag, I'm out.
28:49I'm, like, gone.
28:50Red flag.
28:51Auf Wiedersehen.
28:51Bye.
28:52Thanks for dinner.
28:53I don't want to settle for just anyone, just because I feel like I want to be in a relationship.
28:58Preaching the choir.
28:59I get it.
29:00I get it.
29:01I'm really happy I didn't settle, because I almost married someone in my 20s, and I'm really,
29:06really happy that I did not settle for that.
29:08Yeah.
29:08You know, because...
29:09You'd have been unhappy now, do you think?
29:11Yeah, and then you've got all these legal fees.
29:14I mean, I'd rather buy some shoes and a handbag.
29:17Anyway, I think we're crying on a very high horse, especially you, because you've been...
29:22Look at you.
29:23But I think it's also nice to, like, look at what you've...
29:28It's good to reflect, but don't drown in your reflection.
29:33Yeah, that's true.
29:34Yeah, yeah.
29:35You're very right.
29:36So you think there's going to be a winter romance?
29:39Yeah, maybe.
29:44Imagine.
29:45Guys, look at this.
29:56So here we are.
29:56Here we are.
29:57Six months later.
29:58Six months later.
29:59Mummy has missed you terribly.
30:01Has she?
30:01Yeah.
30:02Luckily, she knows what you've missed me.
30:03I'm so glad that you're a fat, honestly.
30:04You see my little likes.
30:05I do.
30:06Yeah, and I'm thinking, I can't like it too much, so I just do it sometimes.
30:09No, I think it was a perfect amount, actually.
30:10I just go, like, like...
30:11Yeah.
30:12You guys are...
30:12You didn't go unnoticed.
30:13Yeah.
30:13No, but you guys think you guys are Tristan's biggest supporters?
30:17We are.
30:18We are.
30:18We are.
30:18Yeah.
30:19I'm blushing.
30:20No.
30:21Oh, it's us.
30:22Of course, it's my daughter.
30:23I, I, you know, understand.
30:25Yeah.
30:25But she's tenacious.
30:27She is.
30:27She went after a man.
30:29She got what she wanted.
30:30Yeah.
30:30She always gets what she wants.
30:32That's what you need to be a bit careful about.
30:34Julia.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Han er veldis søt.
30:36Han er, er det forelsket.
30:38Mama, du kan ikke spørre det?
30:39Jo.
30:40Jeg spør, jeg må spørre.
30:41No, we're changing the thing.
30:42Do you speak Norwegian?
30:44I understand Norwegian.
30:45I could speak it, but I don't speak it very well.
30:48But I know what they just talked about.
30:49Okay.
30:50So you're in danger.
30:51Am I?
30:51Yeah.
30:52So?
30:53Spill the tea?
30:53No, no, no, no, no.
30:54Oh, girls chat.
30:55Girls chat.
30:56Yeah.
30:56Do you say to Julia,
30:57Jajers g'day solves all your problems?
31:00No, yeah.
31:01Yeah.
31:15Frens, is this a date?
31:17No.
31:17I wanted to talk to you about something, Big Sur.
31:20Oh, no.
31:20Yeah, so Ruby kind of arranged a double date with Julia and Triss.
31:26Right.
31:27Interesting.
31:28Yeah, I thought that would spring up your ears.
31:30And look, I understand you and Triss aren't in the best of places.
31:35And me and Triss also were at Loggerheads.
31:38We got to a stage where we exchanged a couple of messages, right, prior to that double date
31:43with Ruby, and I feel like it was important to at least begin to mend some form of bridge
31:50with Triss just because of our history.
31:54And it's just been getting to the stage where our situation was just starting to permeate
32:02through everyone's existence.
32:07You've seen it before.
32:08It's just an awkward environment.
32:10I mean, it was the same thing with us, wasn't it?
32:12And that's hence why I said to him, let's just agree to be civil.
32:15Unfortunately, he's just insufferable, and I can't bear to be around him, so it didn't
32:19last long.
32:20He just kind of expressed that he wanted to sort things out.
32:22Do you think it was genuine?
32:24I just feel like everything he does isn't genuine.
32:27The whole friendship with you nowadays, the new relationship with Jules, I just feel like
32:32it's all not genuine.
32:35Because I remember how hurt you were last time after, you know, you kind of broke your
32:39trust and loyalty.
32:41So, I just know what I know, and I think I just don't want you to get hurt again.
32:48But I guess only time will tell that.
32:49Are you going to Olly and Gareth's Kayleigh?
33:04Do you know what that is?
33:05Yeah.
33:06To be honest, I don't really, I mean, I love the idea from Olly and Gareth, but I really
33:11don't really want to go, to be honest.
33:13Not because of the party, but because of the people.
33:17Yeah.
33:18I feel like I need a break.
33:19We can hang out.
33:20We're friends again, aren't we?
33:22Yeah.
33:23Yeah.
33:24No, but all I wanted, obviously, the one thing I was worried about with me and you hooking
33:30up was losing our friendship and that's exactly what happened.
33:33Mm-hmm.
33:34I'm just slightly concerned that I'm seeing the same sort of pattern happening with Jack,
33:39maybe?
33:40We haven't.
33:41That was my reservation.
33:42That's why I never went there with him.
33:44So it's photonic with Jack, then?
33:48I don't know.
33:49You don't know?
33:50No, but I've made it clear to him that we're friends.
33:52Like, I don't trust anyone, no offence, including you, with my true...
33:55Yeah.
33:56...what I'm feeling, right?
33:58Because everyone, you know, I'm this villain and my feelings...
34:02Well, not this villain, Jazz.
34:04I just think that people feel bad for Jack and maybe you're the only way that people
34:10can sort of express that.
34:14Oh, Jazz...
34:15I'm just exhausted.
34:17It's all right.
34:18It's frustrating because no one seems to understand me.
34:21Listen, you don't want to lose the friendship, but just a tiny bit.
34:26Maybe just take some distance.
34:34What's your name?
34:38I said it took a long, long time to get here.
34:42Yeah, we made it.
34:44Yeah, we made it.
34:46Every silver, iron, is a gold mine, as the sun was fading.
34:51Yeah, we made it.
34:53Yeah, we made it.
35:00Yeah, we made it.
35:02I do love a good dance, though, I must admit.
35:14That was fun.
35:15Yeah, that was a lot of fun.
35:16Same so if you can't be here, though.
35:19I had a little lunch yesterday.
35:21So, woman, did you go to her house?
35:22I went to her house, yeah.
35:23Did you?
35:23Oh, that sounds a bit booty-cooler, though.
35:25Yeah, yeah, we, yeah, we, did I feed her a sausage?
35:27Did I feed her a sausage?
35:28I feel like I did.
35:28You fucking wish you had a sausage.
35:29I wish I did.
35:30I think I, this is my dreaming again.
35:31You're, you're a little bit obsessed with her, right?
35:33I'm not obsessed with her.
35:33It's the one that got away.
35:34It's definitely the one that got away.
35:36Would you have done it?
35:37If she put on it?
35:38Yeah.
35:38100%.
35:39Would you?
35:40Nice.
35:40Of course.
35:40That's so elegant.
35:42Yeah.
35:43I know that you feel a bit single at the moment, and that's why you need to try and hurt on
35:48to Sophie, but I promise you, we've been through a massive run-of-the-mill with everything,
35:54and when you do get something like this, where you're committed and you've got babies and
35:59that kind of stuff, I promise you, it's magical.
36:02Like, it's really quite special.
36:03And you'll get there.
36:04You're a good human.
36:06I appreciate that.
36:06You're not bad looking.
36:07You're okay looking.
36:09You're okay.
36:09You're not great.
36:10You're like four out of ten, but you know, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
36:14Thanks.
36:14That's amazing.
36:15That's amazing.
36:44I quite like the kilts.
36:45Yeah?
36:46Wow.
36:47I do apologise.
36:48I'm not bringing mine.
36:49How are you, though?
36:51I'm good.
36:52Yeah.
36:52A little bit awkward.
36:53I don't know.
36:53Not awkward, but I feel like we haven't really spoken that much.
37:00And I thought, I don't know, I just feel like the last few months have been so emotionally
37:04draining for both of us.
37:06And I think that in result has made you feel as though I don't care or that I'm checked
37:11out or that I'm not, I don't know, interested in you.
37:15Um, which I guess I couldn't really be further from the truth.
37:19Um, like, realistically, like, I've been hiding the fact that I am in love with you.
37:28Like, I have basically, I have been in love with you for a while, and I didn't want you
37:34to continue thinking that I just don't give a shit.
37:36And actually, it's the fact that I fucking love you.
37:38It's really, um, tough.
37:40I've just, you know, the same way you have, and you said it right, we have been hurting
37:51each other through this process, like, through being close but not being together, and, and
37:56it's, and it's been messy from the moment, you know, we ended things, and the way that
38:00ended, and I'm just, like, I don't know, I just, I've got that in my head, and that's
38:07where, that's the decision I've made.
38:09Um, listen, I don't want to go back into the past.
38:13When we both met, we were fucking good.
38:14Like, you even said to me that, you know, I brought, like, calmness to a knife when we
38:18were good, and that, you know, you'd be up really stressed, and you'd come and sleep
38:23on my shoulder, and you'd fall asleep in two seconds, things like that.
38:25Like, you, I know that we can be really good together.
38:29I don't think that's enough to go, well, you know, ignore my logical thoughts, and, and
38:35move on, and, like, I'm not...
38:36I think your logical thoughts, though, sometimes, instead of going with logical thoughts,
38:39you should just go with your emotion, and that's what all I've been trying to say.
38:43Like, I know that you...
38:43I'm just not that guy, though.
38:44I'm just, I'm just not, I'm going, that's going against my way of being, and, like,
38:50do appreciate you being open and vulnerable.
38:53It's the first I've seen.
38:55Trying to grow up.
38:56Yeah.
38:58Yeah.
38:58Yeah.
39:06Light it up now.
39:08It's the universe I hold my crown.
39:12Light it up now.
39:13I don't know.
39:15I don't know.
39:16Hold on.
39:18Who's Scottish here?
39:19I think it's more just like a gathering of people.
39:22Did you see earlier we did some line dancing?
39:24We tried.
39:25It's not called line dancing.
39:26It's called something else.
39:27I have it as, like, ring around a Rosie.
39:29It's definitely not that.
39:31So you've got a girlfriend now.
39:33Yeah.
39:34And Jack's single still.
39:35Well, Jack, yeah, Jack is very single.
39:37I actually spoke to him yesterday, and I was quite angry at him because of the way he
39:42spoke to you, and I was saying that Maeva has come from a really good place, and you've
39:47basically just spat in her face.
39:48I'm not going to lie.
39:49I feel like I'm the only one in the group who actually feels a bit bad for this girl.
39:51Why?
39:52Hearing her side of the story, it's quite sad.
39:55Why is sad?
39:55She's, if you think about it, she's actually done nothing wrong.
39:59I think this comes back to Jack trying to protect Jazz and that friendship, or whatever
40:03the hell it is, and I just don't get it.
40:05Which is fine.
40:06I don't, no, I don't get, no, that's not fine to me.
40:08Like, he's choosing her over family.
40:25I must say, I think Vanders looks the best.
40:27I thought you'd say that.
40:28No, no, I genuinely thought he'd say that.
40:29It really does, yeah.
40:30Because he's an embarrassing bloke normally, so this is just another.
40:32Well, I saw you guys sharing an arm on the dance floor.
40:34You look quite good to spin each other around.
40:36Oh, quite romantic.
40:36When we're in the saga end, yeah.
40:38I mean, even then, we just, we, like, dance up to each other, we're like, ah.
40:41At least you guys are back on track.
40:43Yes.
40:43Cheers.
40:43It's only taken a year to get here.
40:45Cheers, pal.
40:46Oh, this is such a lovely friendship, guys.
40:49Hello, mate.
40:50Hello.
40:51How are you?
40:51How are you?
40:52You look nice in a kilt.
40:54Well, thank you very much.
40:54Hi.
40:55Do you like it?
40:55How are you?
40:56Good, how are you?
40:56Not bad.
40:57Sam?
40:59I was just saying to Triss, you guys were quite good at dancing together.
41:02Yeah, it was a beautiful moment.
41:03It was synergy.
41:05Good synergy.
41:06Two worlds collide.
41:07I think I'm actually putting everything together in my head, and actually, I want to say
41:12the right thing, but also, I'm just confused.
41:15I'm, are you guys, like, best mates again?
41:18We're on the right road.
41:19No, no, no, I'm speaking to Rez, actually.
41:21Yeah, but you're in my presence, so you can speak to the group.
41:23Okay.
41:23Anyway, what I was saying to you, I'm just very, very confused in your actions right now.
41:28But, Van, as we had a chat the other day, I'm confused.
41:30I said, me and Triss were...
41:31I'm just, I guess I'm genuinely confused, like, yeah.
41:34I find it hypocritical that before Antigua, you told me,
41:37not to be chummy and be friends with him, which I never intended to do,
41:40because I don't like him, and then, the moment you get a chance
41:44to be all friends and chummy with him...
41:45Because we had a friendship first, that's the part you're not getting.
41:47By the way, it wasn't the moment, right?
41:48You know, I didn't have a friendship.
41:49It wasn't the moment I get a chance.
41:50I wasn't just waiting for my chance...
41:52Fuck off, leave this room if you're going to speak over me, you fucking rude, mate.
41:54I wasn't actually speaking over me, so...
41:55No, you're being fucking rude now.
41:57If you just want to have a chat, then fuck off and have a chat somewhere else.
41:59Van, as I'm saying...
41:59Kiss me again, boy, you're going to see what happens.
42:01I'll show you what happens this time.
42:02Stop, stop, stop.
42:02Oh, yeah, we're going now.
42:03Stop.
42:03Go on, then.
42:04Let's fucking go.
42:05No, stop.
42:05No, you want to go?
42:06I'll fucking stop you, boy.
42:07I will.
42:08Vanners, come on, man.
42:09Can we get...
42:09No, we are.
42:10Grow up.
42:11Grow up.
42:12You know you get fucking eaten.
42:13Vanners, come on, Tris.
42:14Just...
42:14Guys, let's all take a breath.
42:16Just one sec.
42:17No, I wasn't.
42:17I'm not talking to him.
42:19Do you know how I felt ostracized in Mauritius?
42:21He's managed to...
42:23Who are you talking about?
42:23You.
42:24You.
42:24Okay.
42:24You know, he's managed to convince you that everything he's done is okay.
42:28Now you're refriending him.
42:30He's managed to convince you that everything's okay.
42:31You're so toxic, mate.
42:32You've gone back to him.
42:33Put your tentacles away and just crawl off where you came from.
42:35So maybe he's just a really intelligent one.
42:37Maybe you're incredibly insecure because that's how it's coming across.
42:39I will leave you to be good friends with him.
42:41Very sad and insecure.
42:41I will leave you to rekindle that great friendship you must have had.
42:45Because if that's what's of value to you, then that's what's of value.
42:47You and I still have a friendship.
42:48Have a good rest of your meeting.
42:49I'm done.
42:51Yes, you have embarrassed yourself.
42:54I'm done.
43:24I've seen much of each other tonight.
43:27I just want to make sure you're okay because obviously last I saw you, it's pretty dramatic
43:32with me, you and James.
43:35I just want to make sure you're okay and I want to apologize about being caught in the
43:40middle of it.
43:40And I think, like, I need to tell you this.
43:43I need to be strong.
43:44I need to be firm.
43:44Like, I adore you.
43:46And I cherish us forever.
43:48I think, like, but, you know, hearing the words that you've said to your family in defense
43:55of me, like, it just makes me, like, no, no, I carry this guilt that you're fighting with
44:02your family for me.
44:03And I don't want that to happen.
44:05Like, I don't want to be this, like, person who comes in between your family.
44:11Um, I think we need to actually have a proper conversation.
44:18Um, and you're going to have to bear with me for a lot of this because there's so many
44:24thoughts that are going through my mind.
44:25And I'm really finding it difficult to get them out.
44:29But at the end of the day, I think I've been lying to you and myself and to everyone about
44:36my feelings and emotions about you and I.
44:43A big part of me, I'm not saying that.
44:47I'm not saying that.
44:48Um, big part of me, yeah, probably does love you, Jazz.
44:54A big, big part.
44:55And that's why I can't just let it just go.
44:59And I know you don't feel the same way.
45:01I've never...
45:01No, I do, I, I love you and us so much.
45:08Like, I adore you as a person.
45:10I just can't, like, I just can't, like, give you what you want, I think.
45:20I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
45:21I need to go.
45:29I know it gets hard.
45:33I know it's still in the home.
45:33We both know we're still learning.
45:37We're still learning.
45:39I need to let your troubles out.
45:45Listen to me, help me.
45:49There's something I've not told you
45:54I'm on your team, your team
46:00Well, I can't always coach you
46:04There's no in-between, between
46:10I want the truth only
46:14Could you love me wholly
46:21Come here, Miss Norway
46:22Was it?
46:24Yeah, yeah, it was good
46:25Julia