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Made in Chelsea Season 28 Episode 4

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00:00I'd be lying if I said I didn't still feel some sort of way towards Tristan.
00:05I'm gonna miss you a lot.
00:08I'm really sorry if I've led you on.
00:10No, you don't? Oh, my God.
00:12I think you boys should talk and not argue.
00:14I despise the fact that the topic is Miles.
00:16Miles is done.
00:18My brother, I want us to be okay.
00:20Who do you fancy the most on this table?
00:22Harvey.
00:23Tina sent Harvey a message saying,
00:26Chat done? Question mark.
00:28What are you thinking? I'm a bit like...
00:30You guys aren't together.
00:31If I was honestly some home-wrecking whore...
00:34I don't know about that.
00:36That's not fair.
00:38That's not fair?
00:39Well, she's not a home-wrecking whore.
00:41It is better we try and stay friends.
00:43This, for me, is that I'm done.
00:47I know what you wished for.
00:48You two shut up.
00:49But why this time?
00:51Did he have to have diarrhea now?
00:52Yeah, he is. He's really into you.
00:54It's cute. I like it.
00:55Latin hymns. Let's go.
00:57Do you want to know the best-kept secret?
00:58Keep looking over my shoulder.
00:59Stop chatting shit about me.
01:01I don't like it.
01:02Ah, there we go.
01:03Everything at the moment is just quite calculated from her.
01:05I'm accidentally dating your friend.
01:07I did, didn't he?
01:08What?
01:09I just feel like you hate me.
01:10I'm just going to miss it.
01:12This is official.
01:13If someone wants to hear it, I'm still alive.
01:17True.
01:18starring on Audrey 20 I식
01:24Oh, sorry!
01:55There's certain things that people need to stick to.
01:58The French, le champagne.
02:00How do you say champagne?
02:01Champagne!
02:03Thank you very much.
02:07Posture.
02:08Okay, posture.
02:09Sit up straight.
02:10I've heard that you need to, like, point your nipples, like, upwards.
02:13So, like, my nipples would go through Harvey's head.
02:17Breathe.
02:18This is a really good CV, though.
02:20I've definitely read through it since I last amended it.
02:23Are you trying to convince me, or are you?
02:25Oh, hi, Harvey.
02:26Hi there.
02:27Yeah, mate.
02:28Cheers.
02:29I'm for business.
02:30Good idea.
02:31Look, I've got a baby beer.
02:32This is maybe dangerous.
02:33I don't want to get into this.
02:34I need to keep on top of my game here.
02:37Wait, I can't be exposing myself.
02:38It's kind of part of the business.
02:39Cheers.
02:40That's true, actually.
02:41Cheers.
02:42Eyes, eyes, eyes on your eyes.
02:43Eyes.
02:44Cheers.
02:45Mm.
02:46Mm.
02:47Splendid.
02:48God, is that prime time?
02:49Of course it is.
02:50I can tell.
02:51You've been drinking it for years, haven't you?
02:52I have.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Back to business.
02:55Yeah, go.
02:56My CV.
02:57Yeah, I'm actually curious to see this.
02:58So, talk me through.
02:59You've just graduated, haven't you?
03:00Just graduated from Westminster University.
03:01Yeah.
03:02I did real estate.
03:03So, obviously, the correct course of action is going to a beer business.
03:06Yeah.
03:07Right?
03:08Well, there's a lot of beer involved in selling houses.
03:10Exactly.
03:11I guess, what's, like, what is it that you prefer to do?
03:13What, what, where do your interests lie?
03:15I think, behind the bar work, maybe not for me, because I get stressed and flustered quite
03:20easily.
03:21I don't know if you can tell.
03:22Um, I think behind the scenes stuff, shut me into anything and see how I get on, because
03:27that CV says I'm very hard working and I'd like to prove that.
03:30Okay.
03:31Help me.
03:34Right, um.
03:35Are you a beer drinker?
03:36When I need to be.
03:38How would you describe yourself, would you say, to Harvey in three words?
03:42I'd actually rather you not be here.
03:44You're going to be my multiple and now you've put me on the spot.
03:46No, but like, to describe yourself, you know, like, I am.
03:49Um, what does my son say?
03:50What does it say?
03:51What did, uh, chat GBT?
03:53Right, for me.
03:54I am driven, self-motivated and respectful.
03:59Very good.
04:00I, you know, hear good things about you from James, from all the boys.
04:04That's good.
04:05Well, actually not recently from James.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Mainly from Mark.
04:08We don't take the last few years.
04:09I don't know.
04:10I only hear good things about you, so definitely keen to see what we can do together.
04:13Perfect.
04:14Thank you, mate.
04:15Yeah, because I've seen now your journey so far and I'd love to be a part of that.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Good stuff.
04:20When you schedule tennis on a Wednesday, you should really not make it before five.
04:25Some of us have to work.
04:26Oh, yeah.
04:27Okay.
04:28I forgot you were a big dog.
04:29But the sun is shining, you know?
04:30Yeah, I know.
04:31I actually bumped into Ruby on Sunday.
04:33So, honestly, when I tell you the most awkward encounter, she just doesn't acknowledge my existence.
04:39It's literally like...
04:40Savage.
04:41It's like, am I, hi, you know?
04:43I didn't understand why she was...
04:44To be fair, like, I understand that she doesn't want to be friends with you.
04:47Fine.
04:48That's completely fair.
04:49Get that vibe, whatever.
04:50I don't understand why she was chiming into the whole Harvey and Zeno situation.
04:54There was no relevance there.
04:55Obviously.
04:56It did feel like she was just getting on the hate Tina train.
04:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:59It's literally, she's like, oh my God, someone else is annoyed at Tina.
05:01Yeah.
05:02Thank God, let me jump on and scream at Tina too.
05:04Well, for sure.
05:05I think, you know, she still has her feelings, obviously, about, you know, what happened before with
05:09Roz.
05:10So, obviously, her seeing someone have a go at you, she's going to be like...
05:13She's like, ah!
05:14Oh, yes.
05:15Thank God.
05:16Opportunity.
05:17Opportunity to destroy Tina.
05:18Like, literally, I'm like, why?
05:20Do you want to know the best-kept secret over the last few months, though?
05:23Please do tell.
05:25Rez and Ruby.
05:26She asked Rez to be exclusive of her yesterday.
05:29What?
05:30Did you guys not notice?
05:31No!
05:32Right, okay.
05:33Brand new information.
05:34Fantastic.
05:35Have they been, like, talking or were they good?
05:37I...
05:38No, that's the thing.
05:39As I was saying for the last time, it's still all up in the air with these.
05:42Will this ever stop?
05:43I actually don't know.
05:44No!
05:45Like, how are they not bored?
05:46I think Rez is, and that's why I think he said to her yesterday, no.
05:49Did he say no?
05:50No, he said no.
05:51Even if they did go out together, would she... would she even go home with him?
05:54No!
05:55She doesn't!
05:56So basically, yeah.
05:57I've been with him on numerous nights out, and they have a kiss, and then she goes home.
06:02It doesn't make sense.
06:03So she's just cock-blocking, really?
06:05I don't know.
06:06I just think it's all a bit weird.
06:07Like, I think everything at the moment is just so... is quite calculated from her.
06:11Do you not know this park?
06:12Mmm.
06:13This is when I asked you to be my girlfriend.
06:14Who is it?
06:15Literally over there, on that bench.
06:16Oh, you're right.
06:17Maeva, I remember these things.
06:18Oh, you're right.
06:19Make a wish.
06:20Close your eyes.
06:21Make a wish.
06:22You've got an eyelash on your cheek.
06:25It's going to happen.
06:26I know what you wish for.
06:28You're just shut up.
06:30You wished for a second bed.
06:32Oh, you're right.
06:33Make a wish. Close your eyes. Make a wish.
06:35You've got an eyelash on your cheek.
06:39It's going to happen. I know what you wish for.
06:42You do shut up.
06:43You wish for a second baby.
06:46Hi, immediate family.
06:48What's the time?
06:50What? I'm a busy boy, aren't I?
06:51You! Hello.
06:53You look fresh.
06:55Do I? I feel like I'm melting into a puddle.
06:58You've had your weekly shower, I can tell.
07:00My weekly shower, yeah, actually. My monthly bath.
07:02Well, Jack, what's up?
07:04What's up?
07:06What is up? I had a little interview.
07:08I don't want to say interview. Informal interview
07:10slash chat with Harvey.
07:12It's about a potential job.
07:13What? Yeah.
07:15Working with Harvey.
07:17Finished uni and I'm on it. Nice.
07:19Oh, okay. To do what?
07:21Don't know yet. I don't think I sold myself very well, actually.
07:24Why? You always say that, but then you're actually really good.
07:26I don't know. I said some wrong things.
07:28But I had Jazz by the side of me for, like, more support.
07:32You're always with her, by the way.
07:34I did notice that. I was watching your stories.
07:37We all know that you kind of like her.
07:40Who wouldn't you say we all kind of know how you like her?
07:42Well, just me and James.
07:43Yeah, but I think Jazz is the only person
07:44that doesn't know you like her.
07:46No, but sometimes...
07:47Look, look, look, look.
07:49She's a lovely girl and we're getting on a lot more.
07:52And just going with the flow.
07:55Obviously, if I had my wishes, then...
07:59Yeah.
08:00I think if you want success with her,
08:02you need to be a little bit of a bad boy.
08:05And how would you expect me to go about that?
08:08Well, you saw your brother do it for a decade.
08:11Some experience, isn't there?
08:12Do I not rub off on you?
08:14I'm not going to change any other way to win a girl.
08:16I'm going to be myself if she likes it.
08:18Especially if it's for Jazz, because I'm not for Jazz.
08:20Oh, let me...
08:21I'm going to break the move.
08:21No, let me guess.
08:22You're going to be really supportive of it.
08:23I don't like her.
08:24Ah, there we go.
08:26Great.
08:27Of course.
08:27How did I know that was coming?
08:28No, it's not I don't like her, because I don't know her.
08:31I just don't get a really good vibe from her.
08:33You should actually see us together, and then make an...
08:36I propose a lunch.
08:39Maeva and I will work out the situation.
08:41I'm not good at that.
08:42Sniff it out.
08:42I'm not good at that.
08:43You will be good at that.
08:44I don't understand this already, by the way.
08:46You don't like it?
08:47You're just going to interrogate her?
08:48No!
08:48I know what you're going to do.
08:50What have you got to lose?
08:51Like, currently, you don't have her.
08:53True.
08:54You've got to shoot your shot.
08:55Cheers, thanks.
08:56Can't wait for that.
08:58Oh, that's quite nice, you know?
09:14Right, old boy.
09:15Dust the cobwears off.
09:16East to West.
09:17Well done for borrowing my shirt, my clubs, and my shoes today.
09:21Ooh, I've gone for that.
09:23I just said, you know what?
09:23I don't really like you, Paul.
09:25To be fair, mate, that's unbelievable.
09:27I'll take that as a compliment,
09:28but I hope they're not...
09:29Wow.
09:29Sorry I'm late, boys.
09:31You can be late in that thing.
09:32I'm surprised you could be late in that thing.
09:34It's pretty rapid.
09:35Sorry, sorry.
09:35What time do you call this?
09:36There he is.
09:37Do you guys get some practice in?
09:38He's clearly an avid golfer.
09:40Oh, mate, I live and breathe golf.
09:41All the gear, no idea situation here?
09:43Most definitely all the gear, no idea.
09:45Is it?
09:45Yeah.
09:46Single golf.
09:47Single golf.
09:48What's the latest on your Molly, then?
09:50Is she gone?
09:51She's gone, mate.
09:51Yeah, she's gone.
09:52That's sad.
09:53The eagle has flown.
09:55She's such a sweet girl.
09:56She is such a sweet girl.
09:57Do you miss her?
09:58I do.
09:58Yeah, massively.
10:00But we have got quite a sad household at the moment.
10:02The Lonely Hearts Club household.
10:04Back to Lonely House.
10:05It is what it is, boys.
10:07Back to the drawing board.
10:08Back to the drawing board?
10:09Yes.
10:10I've been back there a lot recently.
10:11Back to the drawing board, though.
10:12Well, yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:15Who do you reckon?
10:16Who would be a good match for Harvey?
10:17Not Tina, obviously.
10:20No, no, no, no.
10:21Jazz?
10:23Interestingly, Jules was pretty quick.
10:25I said, who do you reckon?
10:26And we're kind of opening up a conversation.
10:27I was like, who do you reckon would be quite a good match for Harvey?
10:29And Jules was like, Jazz.
10:31Did she?
10:32I think she finds you attractive.
10:33Okay.
10:34She's hot, man.
10:34And I think that you should send her a text, ask her for a drink.
10:39Just like that?
10:40Yeah, just like that.
10:42I saw her earlier.
10:43She's cute.
10:44She's like, you know, I've kissed her before.
10:46Kiss.
10:47Have you?
10:47Yeah.
10:49But, you know, things with Zayn, I don't want, I need to be sensitive around that.
10:54I hate to say it, but you've got history in this group.
10:57Of course you do.
10:58Are you supposed to just not open the doors up to anyone who we know in this part of the world?
11:01Like, look, I'm not, I'm not closed off to the idea.
11:05Like, I'm single and I want to meet someone cool.
11:08What's that expression?
11:09No time by the present.
11:10That's the one.
11:11Just chant my name slowly and then clap.
11:13Harvey, Harvey, go on.
11:15Harvey, Harvey, Harvey.
11:16Oh, Harvey.
11:17Oh.
11:19How you get any woman, it's beyond me.
11:20Honestly.
11:21The worst Riz I've ever seen in my life.
11:22Do you know what I mean?
11:23Lucky you're a good looking boy because your chat is abysmal.
11:25I'm kidding.
11:26All right.
11:27Hi, Jazz.
11:28Do you want to see a drink or a coffee this weekend?
11:30Yeah.
11:30Send.
11:31Boom.
11:31One kiss.
11:32Boom.
11:32Put a kiss in there.
11:33Go on.
11:33Whoa.
11:33Okay.
11:34Did you go kiss or no kiss?
11:35You put a kiss.
11:36I'm excited.
11:37Put a kiss?
11:37No kiss, mate.
11:38Put a rose there.
11:39Who's up?
11:42One day I wake up with my face will be all over your television.
11:51I wear you in the bag and I watch you.
11:55Good long, Ty.
11:57Yeah.
11:57You're too much creative vision.
12:01Jack really nice shirt. Thank you, but an iron would have been a good idea. I mean, I have an iron
12:06I just I don't know how to use it
12:10Cheers lady. Oh my god, thank you. Thank you so much. Love you girls. Love you guys. Oh
12:19Okay, I think you win that I think you win that just this time though
12:25That is hot
12:27Mm look I won fair and square. No, you were really good. I actually was really impressed
12:32Well, I've been fencing since I mean what eight nine nine years old nine years old
12:3815 years ago. Yeah, 15 years of the fancy. I used to I got scouted for a few clubs
12:43Really? Yeah, I could have made it back in the day to turn up on a Monday night absolutely
12:48Destroy all these kids when was the last time besides today that you went fencing when I was eight years old
12:53These are these are like these are traditions, you know
12:55And I think especially in your family. So maybe uphold them. Yeah. Yeah, I'm out of touch with the whole
13:01Side you went to like boarding school all the stuff. I mean come on Latin hymns. Let's go
13:07What about etiquette and stuff you like you like
13:12When you take a girl on a date like how do you treat them you open the door honestly you do open the door get them a driver
13:19Open the door you get them a driver. Of course. I get there. Okay. Now. Of course. Yeah, it's not always a
13:25Like a nice
13:27Can you give them caviar on this on a metal spoon?
13:31I actually that I've got a lot more class than you think even though I go out a lot and I do my promoting stuff, but you know I'm
13:37Listed top 100 eligible bachelors in the country
13:40Exactly so live up to it
13:42Exactly
13:43I've got a lot more class than you think I'm gonna surprise you. I'm gonna take you out to like a dinner
13:47Okay, obviously not a date friendship only
13:50Friend dinner a friend dinner. I'm gonna wow you okay?
13:53I'd like to see because honestly after your fencing skills and your Latin skills. I was going easy on you
14:00Very much so Paris
14:02You don't be stressed
14:13I'm not stressed if I am stressed. It's you guys that stress me out. Yeah, so you're stressed
14:18Maybe on a serious serious note
14:21I haven't said I liked her she hasn't said that back. Okay, it's friends. So you're in love with her
14:27No, I'm not in love for them
14:28He's just saying how important it is to him and he's very interested
14:33In her now, I like to see where that goes
14:36Here she is
14:37Hello, jazzy
14:41Good to see you. Come sit. Sorry, I'm a bit late
14:45Hey colors. Well done girls. Yeah, you're doing well chin chin. Salut. I've got to cheers to something
14:50Hold on. Oh, cheers to a nice lunch. There you go. There you go. Friendship. Yes
14:57Well done guys
14:59I'm really hungry though
15:01So how long you've been friends for?
15:04You've got to make a wish. Yeah, you have to make a wish. No, it's that one. That's cute
15:08You forgot to make a wish. I don't know where it is. Oh, you just brushed it off.
15:11Well, you said you did it. No, make a wish anyway
15:13Okay, did you make a wish? Yeah. Okay, mine. I don't really know much about you jaz
15:18That's why like I wanted to like organize this lunch because are you dating anyone? Okay, babe. That was great
15:24Currently, no, no
15:26It is quite flirty online I must admit
15:29Yeah, I do partake. I wonder. I thought you worked together. Do you think? No. Yeah
15:33You're getting flustered
15:36No, but you always post stories with each other and you're like very like friendly
15:40That's just natural I think because we're getting closer. That's what we do. Oh, where's off the table jack?
15:44When you touch me
15:47I thought to be a sense
15:51I'm using
15:55Your skin is soft as
15:58You know I'm using
15:59I'm not sure if you're aware, but ruby and I have a newfound love for each other
16:06We're called juby because you know, but do you know what? I was thinking well
16:10So juby's a great name, but my name's jules. You're ruby rules
16:16No, that's good, isn't it?
16:19I think I prefer juby. Oh, I think I prefer juby rules
16:23Sounds like we're at school. Okay. I like juby too. It's cute. I like it
16:27So how are you feeling after the conversation you had with harvey?
16:30It's a bit shit because I feel like I'm back to square one with the breakup like going over it
16:35There's only very few people in my life. I've actually really had those things. Yeah, always
16:39It's like kind of you kind of get over it off and down up and down, but never like you never know what happens in the future
16:44Like I actually don't know about you don't time they also take a leaf out of you guys
16:48Probably not out of mine. Maybe not mine. Yeah, we're both single
16:53Guys these days
16:56Have you heard that he's gonna get a job with Harvey? Yeah, so I was there
17:00with the interview the informal interview um
17:03I actually got a really strange message from harvey
17:07Um asking to go for a drink
17:09So I just found that it's really sure I don't really know what he wants
17:13Hopefully it's he wants
17:15Don't play dumb. No, not playing dumb, but it's bizarre. Maybe it's not a job. It's not bizarre
17:21Really jazz. Oh, come on. Are you gonna go on this? It is quite clear a date or an initiation from harvey
17:30I drink are you gonna go with him
17:33I don't think you guys are suited
17:35Suited in that sort of way
17:37Should I just not go and see what are you doing?
17:39Then yeah, I guess make it clear from the get-go because I mean personally
17:43I don't think harvey would be the guy for you
17:46I think you deserve someone who's
17:48Willing to put more into it. Do you know what I mean? I don't I don't know
17:53I feel like tristan was very vocal about the fact he doesn't want you and harvey together
17:57Yeah, he was saying that harvey needs to get back on the horse
18:00Harvey's never got off the horse
18:02No, I feel like harvey hasn't got off the horse
18:04I've been watching it
18:06Like he's been strapped in
18:07He's been strapped in
18:09Will not have him
18:11Oh my god
18:11Shall we say hi?
18:12I just want to hear this
18:13Let's say hi
18:14I feel like he's not really much
18:15Hi guys
18:16Hi guys
18:17Hey
18:17Hi
18:18How are you?
18:19I love you
18:19I love you
18:20Yeah
18:20Hi
18:20I love
18:21I love you
18:21Hi honey
18:22Hello
18:23How are we doing?
18:25Good thanks
18:26Tina, Ruby, Ruby, Tina
18:28Hi
18:28Are we going to acknowledge my existence today or
18:30Are we going to shout at me?
18:32I'm not here to shout at you
18:33I know but it's either you shout at me or we don't acknowledge me
18:36So
18:38I don't I don't shout at you
18:41Hello
18:42You don't like me let's be honest
18:43I'm not I'm not here to be nasty to anyone
18:45I feel if anything that you've got an issue with me and I
18:48If this is a whole it is the whole res thing obviously that is the issue right
18:52So it started with res and now there shouldn't really be an issue
18:56I don't want res like and I tried to be nice
18:59But then as soon as me and Zeno had a problem
19:01It's like you just jumped on the train just to be annoyed at me
19:04Even Vander said it yesterday
19:05It's like you just jumped on this hate train for me
19:07I'm not on any hate train
19:08I'm really not
19:10Well then why scream and shout at me
19:12I wasn't screaming and shouting at you I backed up my friend
19:15I disagreed with you texting Harvey at that time
19:17I'm allowed to have an opinion
19:18Yeah you're allowed to have an opinion but the things you said to me weren't okay
19:20Surely you can see that
19:22What did I say that wasn't okay?
19:23I mean even when I said homework and you were like well you are
19:26It was your words not mine
19:27Do you not get why I'd be upset with how it played out with res and you pursuing him in the first place
19:32And we were once friends and you seem to not want to acknowledge any of that
19:35Or the fact of how long we've known one another
19:37Look like I just genuinely feel like
19:40You are punishing me because of everything that's happened with res
19:43And I do feel like that's the reason why you've been this way
19:46Like vander's even said yesterday that you did
19:48You know you've asked him to res to be exclusive
19:50So I think that is that hatred
19:53Towards me is because of
19:56Like what you have with res and your obsession with res
19:59When did I ask him to be exclusive?
20:01A couple days ago
20:02No I didn't
20:04So that's not true
20:05That's where vander said like you
20:06We have res and I had a heated conversation recently
20:09I did not say let's be exclusive because the conversation didn't go that way
20:13Okay he relayed it like that
20:14He said you asked him to be exclusive and and res said no
20:18That's not what happened
20:19So he's relayed wrong information
20:22To both of you
20:22Yeah
20:23So I'll clear that up now
20:24Okay so if he's not related like that at all
20:26So he has said that you're a cock block to res when you come out
20:30And that's why he didn't want you there
20:32No no I swear
20:33I'm just going to be honest right now
20:34He said that
20:35Wait did res say this or did Sam say this
20:37Vanderpump said this to us yesterday
20:39So this is this is what's been said
20:41I'm just going to lay it out on the table
20:42Okay
20:43Yeah
20:43Noted
20:45All righties
20:45I think I'm
20:46I'm done
20:47Okay
20:48All right well enjoy lunch
20:49Bye bye see ya
20:54I'm how I still hair
20:56Sorry I just don't work
20:57Okay don't
20:57I don't want to do this
21:00I don't want to do this
21:10I don't want to do this
21:12I don't want to do this
21:16I'm going to let you look at me and I
21:22Are you only good?
21:23I'm about to find out
21:25Oh
21:27Yum
21:27You're actually very good
21:29And I like it
21:30Please can I have a half bottle of your best white wine
21:33What do would you like to do?
21:34Actually a full bottle
21:35Full bottle perfect choice
21:37Yeah
21:37Okay
21:39Thank you very much
21:46Lauren thank you for the ever so masculine drinks
21:49You're a fruity guy
21:50Is it kind of like an elixir to make us look young
21:52Or
21:53Or you or me
21:54I need it
21:54We are young
21:55But how are you?
21:56How's everything?
21:57I'm all right
21:57I'm good
21:58Yeah
21:58Yeah
21:58Yeah
21:59Been a long time
22:00I know
22:01I'm going to say
22:01It's new with you
22:02Well actually
22:03To be honest with you
22:04You're going to like this
22:05You're going to enjoy this
22:06Okay
22:07Well yesterday I was with Tina
22:09Your ex-lover
22:10Tina
22:11Oh
22:11I miss her
22:12And we actually bumped into Ruby
22:15Oh
22:15She was with Zeno and Julia
22:17Basically
22:19I reiterated to Ruby what Sam had told me
22:22Vanderpump had told me
22:23What did Vanderpump tell you?
22:24Vanderpump basically said to us
22:27We were playing tennis
22:27And he told us that
22:29Um
22:29Ruby asked to be exclusive with you
22:32And that you said no
22:34And that she um
22:36Cock blocks you
22:37What?
22:38Night out
22:39How?
22:40He feels like Ruby's kind of jumping on this like hate train
22:44Okay hold on
22:45Did you just tell all that to Ruby?
22:46Yeah I'm not going to lie
22:47It just came out
22:48Oh no
22:48The laundry list came out
22:50No
22:51Well I was just looking at her
22:52And I was like you know what
22:53Like why
22:54Why not just tell her it's going to come around anyway
22:57She was definitely not happy
22:58I can imagine
22:59I'll be honest with you
23:00Is that true?
23:00Like did she ask?
23:01It's kind of true
23:02But Vanderpump has missed out a lot of context around it
23:05Yeah
23:05I get on the surface that it would sound
23:08Quite like oh what's going on there
23:09Have they been having a secret relationship
23:10Yeah
23:11We haven't been having a secret relationship
23:12We've just been hanging out
23:13I would tell you
23:14No I'd tell you
23:14And I just thought you know what
23:15I don't want to involve anyone
23:16And do you know what
23:17I didn't want to bore anyone
23:18I was just like me and Ruby are hanging out
23:20It is what it is
23:21There's nothing to it
23:22And something got said
23:24Along those lines
23:25Um
23:26Right
23:26In and around a load of other stuff
23:29And
23:30I relayed some of it to Vander's
23:31And he's kind of misconstrued it
23:33Yeah
23:33And I think
23:34That's where
23:35The problem is
23:37Are you annoyed at him at all?
23:38Yeah
23:39It's a bit annoying
23:40Vanders is pretty good
23:41With stuff that I tell him
23:42But why this time
23:44Did he have to have diarrhea mouth?
23:45I don't understand
23:46Yeah
23:46And Tina and Ruby are already at loggerheads
23:48And it's just going to fuel the fire even more
23:50Yeah
24:04Hi
24:05Hello darling
24:06How are you?
24:07Hello
24:08Oh wow
24:09You look great
24:10Thank you of course
24:11Seriously
24:12Nice earrings
24:13This is so beautiful
24:14Yeah I know right
24:16Hey I took the liberty of ordering us some food
24:18I got us some oysters
24:21No you didn't
24:22Yes I did
24:23Really?
24:23And some tuna tartare
24:24Oh my god stop it
24:25I can see
24:26Hi
24:26Good evening ma'am
24:27Hi
24:27Tuna tartare
24:28Right in time
24:29Stop it
24:29May I?
24:30Thank you so much
24:31Thank you
24:31Stop it
24:32Before I even sat
24:32Honestly
24:34Well this is the
24:35This is what it's like to go on a date
24:37With Freddie and Ashbow
24:38Not that we're on a date
24:39But this is exactly what
24:40A girl should go through
24:42I actually forgot to tell you
24:43Me and Jack are hosting this cocktail party tomorrow
24:45You're invited
24:46Thanks
24:46It's got canapes
24:47Amazing cocktails
24:49Me and Jack are hosting
24:50What's the dress code?
24:52What is that?
24:52So no aperitif though
24:54Sorry?
24:54No aperitif
24:56I'm gonna pretend like I know what that is
24:58Yeah
24:58No aperitif
24:59Don't worry
25:00I feel like perhaps the girls you're dating
25:01Won't notice either
25:03What's aperitif?
25:04Pair of teeth
25:05I have a pair of teeth
25:06A pair of teeth
25:07What did you say?
25:09A pair of teeth
25:10The drink you have before you start with the wine
25:13Sort of like a champagne maybe
25:14Really?
25:15Or like a cocktail
25:16Well we should order some
25:17When the waitress comes back
25:19Seriously
25:19When the waitress comes back
25:20We've already started on the wine
25:21So we can't have the aperitif now
25:22But it's fine
25:23That's beautiful
25:24And if there was a chair
25:25I'd hope that you would have pulled it out
25:26But you plumped up my pillow
25:27So I'm very grateful for that
25:29Yes I did
25:29Very sweet Freddie
25:30Hey it gets better
25:32You know how you said that you were surprised in only Latin?
25:35Yes right
25:36Well listen to this
25:37Oh here we go
25:38Oh Freddie well done
25:54I mean considering we're in an Italian restaurant
25:57And Latin and Italian
25:58They're so similar
25:59Oh my god
26:00How to learn some Latin
26:01Do you know what Freddie
26:02Actually I'm going to take back everything that I've said
26:05Because clearly you do know how to treat a woman
26:07Hey let's
26:08So it must just be your personality
26:09Let's have an oyster
26:11Paris do you want the oyster or not?
26:12Jacob Jacob Jacob Jacob
26:13There you go
26:14Cheers Paris
26:15Cheers
26:20Mine didn't come out
26:25Maybe even glamourously though
26:26On your date okay
26:27Oh no
26:28That's one thing you do have to be aware of
26:29If we were on a date
26:31Did you notice that I'd spilt some on my shirt?
26:33No here's the girl probably wouldn't notice
26:35Not a good look
26:36Crap
26:36Yeah
26:37Everybody thinks they look a bit like James Bond
26:41Everybody thinks they look a bit like James Bond
26:44James Bond ain't any kind of football model
26:47This is lovely
26:49I have to say though boys I cheated on you the other day
26:51What?
26:52I played golf with Harvey and Angus
26:54Okay cool yeah
26:55Angus?
26:55Does Angus play golf?
26:57That makes unreal
26:57My boy
26:58Oh
26:59Timmy
26:59Hello sweet sweet Timmy
27:02You look gorgeous
27:03Thank you
27:04So do you both
27:04All of you
27:05So do you both
27:07Not you though Tristan
27:08No the three of you look lovely
27:09I need to see you actually
27:11I've missed you
27:11Welcome to the circle of trust
27:12You look lovely
27:13Thank you
27:13You look lovely
27:14Thank you
27:15Hello and as always
27:15What to do with the compliments today you know
27:17Is it a compliment needed day?
27:18Yeah
27:20Hmm
27:20What's going on?
27:23Basically I bumped into
27:25I was having lunch with the girls
27:26With Zeno and Julia
27:29And I bumped into Tina and Lauren
27:31Oh
27:32Tina came in
27:34And actually said some really nasty things to me
27:36Um
27:37Basically she'd been with Vanders
27:40And Vanders had said all these awful things about me
27:43Um
27:44With regards what?
27:45You and Rez?
27:46I'm a cockblock to Rez
27:48On nights out
27:49No one ever wants to go out with me
27:50Because I'm a massive cockblock
27:51What?
27:52You go
27:52What?
27:53And apparently I asked Rez to be exclusive
27:55And Rez turned me down
27:56When?
27:58Recently?
27:58I haven't
27:58Well it's not true
27:59I haven't asked Rez to be exclusive
28:01And he said no
28:02There was a far bigger conversation that happened
28:04And he's taken it out of context
28:06This is the problem
28:07And now but also that was a private conversation I had with Rez
28:11That shouldn't have been repeated to Vanders
28:12Who then should never have said it to Tina
28:14He's the biggest gossip in fucking Chelsea
28:15I just don't understand why he's like
28:16He's wanting to see the downfall of me
28:18Sorry Ribs
28:18But this behaviour has been repeated tenfold now
28:21He is a friend of fortune
28:22And he wants to get his wooden spoon out
28:23Stir the pot and sit back and watch the chaos unfold
28:25And he's done it so many times
28:27And then he goes
28:27I'm just putting a friend to Rez
28:28I'm just putting a friend to Tina
28:29No
28:30But there's zero benefit to that
28:31Even if you were miserable
28:33One
28:34Why say it
28:35And two
28:35What's that got to do with Tina?
28:36Well so what's it got to do with him?
28:38Yeah
28:38It's pushing people away
28:39I think who are close to Rez
28:40You
28:41Me
28:42And wanting to hold on to the control
28:44In his little friendship group
28:46So do you need
28:46Are you going to talk to Vanders?
28:47Yeah I'm going to have to
28:48Like I'm not prepared to not address this
28:50Like please stop speaking about me negatively
28:53Be positive
28:54Bring something to the table
28:55Stop chatting shit about me
28:57I feel like this is actually affecting you
28:58More than you're letting on
28:59Rez and I have had a very long
29:01Complicated relationship
29:02Yeah
29:03You know I'd be lying if I said I didn't
29:05I thought I'd be in a different place at this point in my life
29:08And oh my god why am I going to get upset
29:10And like I want to share my life with someone
29:13Oh my god I don't know why I'm getting upset
29:14Oh my god
29:15Um
29:15Like I don't want to just
29:19Like I want to meet someone
29:20I want to like have a family
29:22And
29:22It's just been
29:24A rocky few years
29:25I feel you babe
29:27And you know what
29:28It takes time
29:29Yeah
29:30But you have to fully
29:31Have put a chapter to bed
29:33Before you emotionally can open up to it
29:35And you know no one deserves to be an insurance policy
29:38It's just all so sad that like
29:40It's so sad that we're not together
29:43And we've put all that work in over all the years
29:45I was aching for someone to love me
29:52I was aching for someone to love me
29:59I was pretty surprised that you texted me
30:01To be honest
30:02Were you?
30:03Yeah
30:03What was that?
30:04I don't know it's quite random
30:06Yeah it was a bit random
30:08Yeah just wanted to
30:09Hang out I guess
30:10Yeah
30:11No it's cool it's been it's been a while
30:13Since we last dated
30:14It's been a long old while
30:15Yeah
30:16Yeah
30:17Like is it
30:19Is it a positive for you?
30:20Is it like oh yeah
30:21I think I think you're
30:23Obviously very good looking
30:25Very handsome
30:26Obviously
30:26Sometimes charming
30:28Sometimes good at sport
30:30But I feel like
30:33It's um
30:35It's quite fresh for you to be back out in the in the dating scene
30:39Well
30:40It's good
30:42Right
30:42I mean
30:44I don't know it's not fresh in the sense that like
30:46I've been single for a while now
30:49That whole little blip with Zeno
30:51Listen if obviously if Zeno wasn't in the picture
30:54It's so weird because I've only started thinking about that since I got your text
30:59I was like oh he's quite handsome charming
31:03Great bit of hair on him but
31:05Leggo head
31:06Yes leggo head
31:07Yeah
31:09But unfortunately that's not how it works
31:10Do you know what I mean like Zeno is in the picture
31:13And I don't want to fit oh
31:15No no no
31:16What
31:16I'm just
31:16Big sigh
31:17I'm bending
31:17No no no
31:19I was really really jigging my uh
31:22Approach to this
31:27Anyway
31:28How have you guys been you've been well
31:31I mean I've been great
31:32Yeah
31:32She's flying
31:33I'm
31:33I'm living my best
31:34I'm a car crash
31:35But she's great
31:36Well I'm living my best life
31:37Yeah I know
31:38Zeno's probably not
31:39Well you know we are
31:40Absolutely but surely
31:41Make it till you make it hey
31:43Exactly
31:43And like you're having fun
31:45You're single
31:46Woo
31:47I could my honesty
31:48I could not be more single
31:49I try and it's actually embarrassing
31:50Have you taken this opportunity to sort of
31:53Now you're single again like spread your wings a bit
31:55Like I've said so many times like I can't just jump ship like that
31:58But I genuinely feel like I have been just like
32:01Dropped like a sack of potatoes and it just sucks
32:03Yeah I mean I
32:06Having spoken to harvey I would
32:09Recommend that you get back on the horse as quickly as possible
32:13He's moved on
32:16With
32:18He uh
32:19He sent a text to jazz and asked her out on a date
32:23Sorry sorry sorry
32:25He's asked jazz one of my really good friends
32:28Yeah
32:29To go on a date
32:30I think he thought you guys weren't like good mates
32:34He thought that did he
32:35Yeah
32:37He knows that we're friends full well
32:40He knows that we hang out he knows I speak to her pretty much every single day
32:43About me and his situation
32:45He also for so long has used the one reason to not want to be with me
32:49Because I got with his friend supposedly last year
32:52And for months he's scrutinized me for that and then goes and does this and uses the excuse that you guys weren't friends
32:59That is so fucked up
33:01Yeah
33:01Why don't you why don't you give her a call and see
33:05I mean look because we don't actually know if this date's taking place
33:07He could have gone home and just been like you know what this is wrong
33:09Can i just say i did date you first just saying but um no true yeah true yeah facts yeah um
33:25I see you now huh is that you
33:30Isaiah's calling me oh my god
33:32uh hello hey jazz you all right
33:38yeah how are you i'm good um
33:42no idea i just had a couple of things just wanted to ask you
33:46what what's going on or what what's happening really
33:52um well
33:55so i i i'm currently playing uh ping pong
33:59with harvey
34:03yes um he texted me asking to to hang and i just thought i'd go and see see what he wants we're actually just talking about you
34:14well i i mean it's been related to me as though he asked you on a date and i mean i've been speaking
34:18to you for the last couple of days you didn't mention anything so i'm just a bit
34:21no this is this is yeah yeah i was i was actually just saying to harvey that i um i don't know like
34:28as one of my good friends around here i just thought you would have told me you were going
34:31to see him because we were speaking about him with you yesterday i think it's i think it's beyond that
34:38what was he saying he doesn't care about my feelings because a few days ago he was saying
34:41how much he cared about me just know that like i did make it clear to harvey like if i want to
34:47consider zay here yeah i appreciate you saying that but i also just do you see i just wish you would
34:52have told me he messaged you before you went but we can talk about another time i don't want to keep
34:56going around the circles about it it's just shit okay well we can talk okay i'll see you
35:03you see you later yeah all right bye okay i'm uh i'm sorry
35:13no this is just so far
35:17i can't see you
35:27i can't see you
35:39you look so beautiful you look amazing thank you how are you guys good how are you oh i'm all
35:57right i keep looking over my shoulder why oh you're you went on a date with harvey i went
36:04to play ping pong with harvey yeah and then zayno called me during i was with zayno when she called
36:10you know we were hanging out so i i hold my hands up and i'm like it's really not great but
36:15i went in there just more for like curiosity you know i have a big conscience yeah and it's and i
36:22and i did tell harvey like listen zayno is in the picture i got to think about zayno in hindsight
36:27zayno was never in the picture and he randomly asked me for a drink i think i'd be more open-minded
36:32to it check it out oh poor jack poor jack yeah poor jack is in love with
36:39would you like some yeah yeah um what is true i love the boy but yeah he is he's really into you
36:49not gonna lie very fabulous event i'm highly impressed however i've noticed that maybe you're
36:55not schmoozing enough i'm seeing harvey around here yeah and why are you not in and out of his
37:01pocket talking to him about this job that he offered you i am good for you i think i've won
37:04some brownie points inviting him here today it's sweeting him up a bit is he also going to tell
37:08you the next step that he's going to take with jazz no i uh no he hasn't do you mind not flirting
37:14with a girl i'm in love with right strong word in love yeah very strong you've got to tell your
37:20friends this like not just me you've had too much drink why don't you make yourself useful
37:22yourself useful i know what i'm doing all right i've always noticed you've had a wandering eye for
37:31jazz the wandering eye which one is the priority right now though because you're gonna have to pick
37:36uh jazz jazz oh oh yeah i would say 100 oh that's so sweet i thought you were gonna say the job
37:43wrong answer but fine have you spoken to jazz about these feelings no maybe that's why i haven't
37:48actually said because i'll be a bit nervous of like your reaction i'd fully support you in that
37:52jack i love you throws before girls
38:04yesterday wasn't a great day it was a bit emotional it's good to vent you've got to just
38:09get these things off your chest i agree you just trust the process i'm trying to be happy i actually
38:12might stop my drink do you mind i really want to try this one thank you so much that's quite good
38:16that one this looks quite nice actually thanks mate hello how's it going not bad yourselves not bad
38:22i've heard obviously from rez you're not too best pleased for me no no and i understand um obviously
38:30i rez told me something in confidence i i presume you're referring to the exclusive comment yes 100
38:38so that actually those were never my words i've never boyfriend and girlfriend no i never asked
38:43rez to be exclusive it's also not your business it really is not your business i mean let's not be
38:47pathetic with a choice of words 100 i've said no there's context to every conversation i didn't just
38:52randomly message rez out of nowhere and go want to be my boyfriend want to be exclusive we were having a
38:56far bigger conversation about both our lives i saw the message you definitely said boyfriend and
39:00girlfriend i didn't say boyfriend and girlfriend i said be with me or don't but yeah i mean you did
39:04say that but yeah it's fine but also i don't know why you that was very private what was said so why
39:09would you tell tina when you know we don't have an like we don't get along and i feel like that's just
39:13gonna fuel her fire and resentment towards me even more obviously don't say in front of tina
39:18but they're obviously scrappy at the moment she's made rubes feel really uncomfortable recently you
39:21know it's just not gonna make anything better i know that you've also said that i'm a big
39:25cockblock therese on nights out and i think it's just a really hateful comment and like he was my
39:30boyfriend for years and years and years it's funny but if i said it i didn't i didn't say i'm
39:38laughing because i didn't say it oh no i said i didn't i've been told no no i did say cockblock
39:43but i meant i meant that in a more metaphorical sense rather than a metaphorical cockblock i'm a
39:49metaphorical cockblock yeah in the sense of yeah at the moment you guys aren't moving forward
39:56i just feel like you hate me i don't actually i really don't i think that because i've just
40:00because obviously the person who's relayed this information because you then told her all of this
40:06yeah told her comment after comment after comment after comment that was negative towards me that's
40:11upset me for her to fuel a fire that you know we have between one another like i thought i'd known you
40:17for a long time and that we were friends and that though whether we're close or not there was a
40:20respect boundary there and i feel like you've definitely broken that and you've upset me what's
40:23up yeah buddy hey chaps good how are you you all right yeah just trying to get to the bottom of
40:30obviously yeah which were relayed i mean i obviously apologize to you because i shouldn't have relayed
40:35what you said to me in front of other people and that was completely wrong of me i was just
40:39explaining to ruby obviously that my opinion is still pretty much the same conversations it's so
40:44weird it's like getting my you know you didn't show me you just said that he did
40:51did i i mean there was there was it was about the boyfriend and girlfriend thing because she's
40:55denying that she said boyfriend and girlfriend i think i didn't just randomly say absolutely yeah
41:03there's a lot of context in and around it that i think was missed out um
41:07um but i would really like it if you guys were sweet well we're not okay that's fine but you've
41:16got to realize how much like of a ripple effect these little opinions and these moments where you
41:20think it's right to have an opinion like those have a ripple effect which then people have to
41:23deal with and it's an ongoing thing and it's frustrating you've not really said a lot res it's
41:28quite like upsetting that your best mate has such strong opinions on me which are very negative
41:33and have been very upsetting to hear like i think tina probably misconstrued a lot of the stuff he was
41:39saying though okay well i'm gonna go because i feel like i'm just not getting anywhere so i'll see you
41:43later bye
42:00hi hello should we talk yeah i mean this is just the way it's been the weird day this whole situation is
42:08just like like what i think for me i was very curious when he texted and i was like hang on this
42:16is really random like out of the blue like i don't want you thinking that it was like we've been texting
42:21there's been like looks and like secret stuff going on because it was just a really random text
42:26and i my plan was to kind of like tell you afterwards you know but then obviously you called me
42:31it is really bad and i am and i do apologize but there was no mal intent there
42:36it was like you know it was nice but i did make it clear i said listen like there is baggage involved
42:42you know like yes harvey and i do have history and i don't think it's i'm not really i don't know i
42:47would look at it as like i would want to look at it as i'm baggage it should have been a no from
42:51anyway because of our friendship like he wants to get back at me clearly yeah certain things and
42:56it's like it's just a bit i told him like it's it's not gonna happen because of you it's happening
43:01girls you all right how can i help i just knew that you guys had a bit of a an issue was caused
43:08and i just want to check it's all right between you guys but you what you're coming over to check
43:12if we're okay or because because i don't i don't know i don't understand this dynamic i don't know what
43:19i didn't know that was going to cause an issue to that extent you can say as much as you want if it
43:24makes you a better about situation but you knew we're friends and you still check her out anyway given
43:29everything that we've been through the reason why we're not together was because i got with your
43:34friend and you after we stepped together and we were on concerns you're going to ask my friend out
43:40less than a week later it's really hypocritical but i understand now this is where the boundary lies
43:45well you've got you've got that boundary now like i'm sorry the point is that i i wouldn't but if it's
43:49not going to be this situation you're going to see me with another girl you don't get with a girl i'm
43:53not going to come and come at you with it if you get with another girl whereas you know jaz and i
43:57have been friends for the last few months you know that so don't try and use that against me
44:00i would like to say we could set boundaries but i think you've kind of crossed that i don't know
44:03who's next my mom or what but like um i think i'm just gonna yeah you do you i'll do me just be
44:10respectful that's quite hard in this situation that's the problem you're hanging out with my
44:14friends on the weekend i'm accidentally dating your friends like well i don't know accidentally dating
44:19old friends sorry do you know what i mean it's like as easy as i've ever done saying please just
44:23like no and i am sorry that this situation has upset you right now it's just like it just clarifies
44:29a lot in my head but i really do wish you best and i'm gonna go because this is just like a lot but i'll see you
44:34see you
44:39up
44:46cause i got more i got more i got more to get back
44:55Myles told Jazz that you are in love with her.
45:05I've seen that you're special inside and out.
45:08Jazz, now I just feel awkward.
45:11You've got such a nice smile.
45:12That's sweet.
45:13She's seeing Freddie.
45:14Is it?
45:15We have been speaking there a little bit.
45:16You and Bex have been texting.
45:19It's the Empire State there.
45:20Can you see it?
45:21So how romantic has the trip been?
45:23To be honest, it wasn't as romantic as my dates that I had with Tina.
45:26Vanders, mate, Jesus Christ.
45:28Vanders, for whatever reason, thought you were pissed off for him hanging out with Tina.
45:31No, he didn't.
45:31Did it wear you or were you not?
45:32Did you think that?