Made in Chelsea Season 28 Episode 1
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00:00How are you? Hi. Hi, Tristan. Julia, lovely to meet you.
00:18Lovely to meet you. Hi. How are you doing?
00:20I'm looking forward to see where it goes.
00:23What? We're on the same page.
00:24Like I got with Vanders.
00:26This is why I don't do this.
00:29I want to apologize for the crossover.
00:32If we're not back from Australia, we can have a coffee or catch up.
00:35Things are going well? Yeah. Yeah.
00:37Me and Zeno ended up talking quite a lot during the night
00:40and she ended up staying at my house, in my bed.
00:45Yeah, I'm just upset. It's the first girl I've let into my life for a while.
00:48So I'm just...
00:50It's just shit you didn't need. Don't stop.
00:52I'm so sorry, brother.
00:56It's just annoying, shit. I almost judged everything.
00:59I don't have an answer for you. I need to think.
01:06I'm going to propose to James.
01:07I always thought I'd be the guy to marry you. I don't know why.
01:11I know what you want in your life
01:13and I know that James is the person that can give that to you.
01:17I don't want you to think that I still like her. I don't.
01:21And whether you believe that or not, that's up to you.
01:25I'm honestly undone.
01:26It is done.
01:27She's really, really into you.
01:32Did you guys have sex?
01:34You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:35Like, just stop. It's so annoying.
01:38Where is my princess?
01:40I really did want to make it work with you.
01:43They did sleep together that night, though.
01:44The one time I tried to stand up for myself, you take it away.
01:47Why are you here, bro? It's odd.
01:49I will protect my family with everything.
02:10I feel like Marge Simpson.
02:17I feel like a me.
02:18I like...
02:19I feel like a錯 JD on my head.
02:22Beautiful.
02:22Beautiful.
02:26Oh, nice.
02:29Come on, Jack.
02:30All the way down, all the way down.
02:33We're diagnostic traffic.
02:35Yeah.
02:35It's got to eat and drive.
02:38Have to eat and drive.
02:43Nice.
02:43When it's all in my head
02:44I'm like this is all the same
02:46Dreaming in bed
02:48And nobody knows
02:49The pain I'm going through
02:52But it's fucking over
02:55I'm like it's all in my head
02:58I'm like this is all the same
03:00Dreaming in bed
03:01And nobody knows
03:03The pain I'm going through
03:06I'm in no
03:11Are you ready for some top level polo play
03:26From you
03:27Yeah mate
03:28Another thing to be better than my brother at
03:29Sure mate
03:30We've got to hurry up
03:30We've got all the gear
03:32Absolutely no one
03:33Tell me what to do with my beer
03:38I'm looking better
03:41Fun fact
03:48My mother and my stepdad actually met here
03:51No way
03:53And they're married and still have to be married
03:55So I'm looking for my wife here
03:57Look it in Jack
04:01You're full
04:02Jack you're full
04:05You're full Jack
04:06You're full Jack
04:07I'm in no
04:09Was I riding okay?
04:14You were riding good
04:15You couldn't hit the thing
04:16No but did you watch me over there?
04:18I was so good
04:19I'm in no
04:22You were bloody fantastic mate
04:25Bloody average mate
04:26Honestly
04:27You can
04:28You can ride
04:28You're a good life
04:29Do whatever that is
04:30I'm incredibly average out there
04:31No you were great on there
04:32You are great
04:33This is the fifth time I've been on a horse in ten years
04:35You would
04:36You wouldn't have known
04:37Last time I've had a ride
04:38Also those pants
04:40Mighty tight
04:41But you know what
04:42If someone's going to look good in them
04:44It's you
04:44It's not me
04:45You guys are literally like best friends now
04:47It's been lovely
04:48It's nice
04:48I like this dynamic
04:50It has been really nice
04:52It gets me back brother
04:53I've missed you boys in Australia
04:55I need to hear everything about it
04:56I felt like I was there
04:57No no
04:58Let's leave Australia where it needs to be
05:00Really?
05:00We don't want to unpack it
05:01I think I was quite wholesome
05:02Miles you broke two hearts out there
05:04No you did not
05:04I did not break two you bed frames
05:06No I didn't
05:08Says you
05:09I didn't say I didn't
05:10Actually I met a really nice girl
05:12He's in love
05:13Molly
05:13Molly Paradise
05:14What a
05:15Molly Paradise
05:16That's a strong name
05:17Do you know what mate
05:18If I'm honest with you
05:19If we lived in the same continent even
05:22The distance is so crazy
05:24Well she did say she was going to come to Europe
05:26She's coming to London soon
05:27Oh so she is actually
05:28That's confirmed
05:28Yeah
05:29But then when we first left Australia
05:30There was a point where I didn't ghost her
05:32But I kind of
05:33I know
05:33I've been doing my thing
05:35And it's like
05:35It's difficult to
05:36You might pick things up where you left off
05:38I don't think so
05:39It's easy when you're in a bubble
05:40And it's you know
05:41It's Australia
05:41It's easy to fall in love
05:42And then communication lines are so hard
05:45I just think the reality of our situation
05:46Kicks in like
05:46I can't
05:47I can't fall in love with a girl
05:48Who lives on the other side of the world
05:49Did you know
05:52Safety's on the turn
05:54I'm up and straight
05:55Woo!
05:56Woo!
05:56Woo!
05:57Woo!
05:57Woo!
05:58Woo!
05:58Woo!
05:58Woo!
05:59Woo!
05:59Woo!
06:00Woo!
06:00Woo!
06:01Woo!
06:02Woo!
06:02Woo!
06:03Woo!
06:04Woo!
06:04Woo!
06:05Hey girl!
06:05Hey!
06:06Hey!
06:06Hey!
06:07Hey!
06:07Hey!
06:08So good!
06:08You look unreal!
06:09No, you did so well out there
06:12Honestly
06:12You look sexy
06:13Better than the boys?
06:13Yeah
06:14Better than the boys
06:14Better than the boys
06:15Obviously
06:15Yes, obviously
06:16How are you all doing?
06:18I've not seen you guys in ages
06:19No
06:20She hasn't been one of a couple of girls in love
06:21Yeah, I have a boyfriend now
06:22She's so weird to say out loud
06:24She's so weird to say out loud
06:25Thank goodness
06:26Like the choices are rough out there, you know
06:29But yeah, you're single, right?
06:30I am indeed
06:31Good for you
06:32Yeah
06:33Better single than with Harvey
06:35I think
06:36I mean, I don't know
06:37It's obviously a bit of a shit situation
06:39But obviously he's here today
06:40And it's hard because I obviously still have feelings for him
06:42I still really like him
06:43And I still want to make it work
06:44Yeah
06:45Anyway, I think I need a drink
06:47Anyone need a chopper?
06:48Me, always
06:49Let's go
06:50Let's go
06:51See you guys
06:52See you guys
06:53See you guys
06:54See you
06:55Right
06:56Now they're gone
06:58We need to have an actual debrief
07:00How about Marzi?
07:01I need to
07:02We need a chat
07:03Well, he did a shoot
07:05And invited me to shoot some tennis stuff
07:07And the shoot just happened to be in Marbella
07:09But I just feel like
07:10Isn't it true?
07:11Like, do you not think that if there was
07:13That like sexual vibe
07:15Or like that romantic vibe
07:16It would have happened like that?
07:18Okay, that's the only thing
07:19Where he wouldn't have come out to Marbella
07:21If he wasn't interested in you
07:22Well, he needs to show me that
07:23No, I know that
07:24But he's messaging you this whole summer
07:25Oh, this is the thing
07:27I'm such a proud person, Jules
07:28And I'm not going to actively pursue him first
07:31What about Tristan?
07:33Oh, my God
07:34I think he's...
07:35I think he's sexy
07:36Did I fuck up and make a mistake?
07:39By going for Vanders?
07:40Yeah
07:41Yeah, I did
07:42Big time
07:43And I do regret it
07:44And honestly, I'm just like
07:46I just miss him
07:47Hypothetically
07:48If you saw Tristan again
07:50You would like?
07:51Um...
07:52Yeah
07:53To be honest
07:54Yeah
07:55Tomorrow
07:56I'm going for a friendly drink
07:58With Mars and Tristan
07:59And I think
08:01This is the perfect plan, right?
08:02Because we're both in this limbo stage
08:04I'm down
08:05Oh, my God
08:06This is wonderful
08:07This is amazing
08:08Sorry, I'm late
08:09I'm so down
08:10Licking my blood drying tonight
08:11Yeah
08:12I saw, Miles, that you were on a flight to Marbea
08:15Okay
08:16Yes, I did see Jas in Marbea
08:17You'd have such good looking babies
08:18Which was lovely
08:19I extended the stay
08:20Okay
08:21With her lovely family
08:22And it was such a lovely, wholesome
08:24Very wholesome, might I add
08:26That's it
08:27Nothing happened
08:28Okay
08:29I'm surprised
08:30I thought there might be a kiss
08:31I think...
08:32Saved by the bell
08:33Also, weirdly enough
08:36I've been hanging out with Jack
08:38A little bit
08:39Jack Taylor
08:40Jack Taylor
08:41Lovely boy
08:42Nothing like his brother
08:43Not saying his brother's not lovely
08:44Oh, you're infiltrating the Taylor family from the inside
08:45No, I'm not
08:46Yeah, a little bit
08:47He wants to get back to me
08:48No, back to me
08:49Weird way around
08:50Can you imagine?
08:51That's one way of doing it
08:52I'm at the family dinner
08:53What's Mars doing here?
08:54Jack's mate
08:55No
08:56No
08:57He's so nice
08:58He's really lovely
08:59James is also really nice
09:00Apart from the fact that he...
09:01Except my ex
09:02No
09:03Hey, nothing against that
09:04But it's more...
09:05It's quite funny
09:06He's a really good kid
09:07So, I don't know
09:08We're gonna hang out a bit
09:09I see that Zayno's here today
09:11It's kind of annoyingly hot
09:14No
09:15What?
09:16What?
09:17I don't know
09:18I don't know how I'm gonna feel
09:19Cause I've like just blocked that out fully from my life
09:20And...
09:21But yeah, she ultimately
09:22After the Fred stuff
09:23I kind of got over that
09:24I was like
09:25Look, like
09:26Let's try again
09:27And then
09:28I found out she'd slept with like
09:29A good mate of mine
09:30A few months prior to that
09:31Wait, so...
09:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
09:33So she cheated on you?
09:34We weren't like exclusive
09:35But you slept with one of my good mates
09:37I've now lost you and my good mate over this
09:39Um, listen
09:40Coming from a few people here
09:41I've never gone back to an ex
09:42Don't know what you're talking about
09:43I personally have never
09:44Never done that
09:45Have you done it?
09:46No
09:47Never
09:48Maver?
09:49Sorry, Mark
09:50Never happened
09:51Who's Maver?
09:52So don't leave by your examples
09:53Don't do it
09:54Do as we say, not as we do
09:55Basically
09:56I was in my head
09:57I was in my head
09:58I couldn't get me down
10:00In such a shame
10:03If I could feel alone
10:05How'd you find that?
10:07Mate, that was entertaining
10:09Yeah?
10:10I don't think I've ever watched a full polo match before
10:11We're good, aren't we?
10:12You should've been on there
10:13Do you know how to play polo?
10:14I've never played polo in my life
10:15I'm surprised though
10:16Because royalty
10:17Yeah, well
10:18I like shooting
10:19He has other people to ride the horses for him
10:21Oh
10:22He's in the carriage
10:23Wait, we're the other people
10:24We're the other people
10:25Just want to clarify
10:26I do not have a carriage and a driver
10:28Oh
10:29Hey
10:30Cowboy
10:31Cowboy Bees
10:32What have you done?
10:33Mate, you look like an Oompa Loompa
10:35Yeah
10:36What is going on here?
10:37Willy Wonka's Chaka Paku's that way, bro
10:39Getting laery of me
10:40Yeah, yeah
10:41When have I not been?
10:42This is...
10:43Hey Chuck
10:44Freddie
10:45Hi Freddie
10:46Sorry, Michaela
10:47This is Mickie
10:48Mickie
10:49Nice to meet you
10:50Nice to meet you
10:51So you're both from the same place in Australia?
10:52Yeah, both from Sydney
10:53Yeah
10:54We met like three years ago
10:55Three years ago?
10:56Yeah
10:57I'm quite jealous
10:58I want a girlfriend
10:59Yeah, well maybe just scrub off the spray tan
11:01It's actually not a spray tan
11:06Keep doing the rounds with Mickie
11:07Make sure everyone gets to meet her
11:08But we'll catch you guys in a little bit
11:09Okay, bye
11:10See you guys later
11:11See you cowboy boots
11:12Bye bye cowboy boots
11:15First impressions, mate?
11:17They look cute
11:18Yeah, give it to him, they look cute
11:19They do
11:20Still don't like him, but they look cute
11:21Yeah
11:22Do you know what?
11:23I've actually noticed you're looking...
11:25Yeah
11:26You can do it now, do it now
11:27You made it weird by tensing
11:28I'm not going to lie
11:29Oh, he's going to tense
11:30Well, you're looking good
11:31Yeah, mate
11:32I've been here in the gym, actually
11:34I've been going with Miles actually
11:35A little bit
11:36Oh, he will
11:37Train you to death
11:38I mean, yeah
11:39He needed a PT, I heard
11:40So I thought I'd help him out a bit
11:42Wait, just...
11:43What do you actually think?
11:44How do you think James is going to react?
11:45I have no idea, to be honest
11:47You haven't even told me?
11:48I'm kind of less scared about James
11:49More scared about Maver
11:50But also, it's been so long
11:52How long?
11:53It's been so long
11:54Like five years
11:55But how long has it been since he got over it?
11:56Is the question
12:11Serious question, baby
12:13Do you find me sexy on the horse?
12:14Yes
12:15Yes, I do
12:16I do
12:17Do you find me so sexy that you want to rip my clothes off?
12:19Yes
12:20Nice
12:21Yes, exactly
12:22Can I do it now?
12:23Oh, I stink
12:24Oh, I love it
12:25Yeah?
12:26Very natural, very manly
12:27You know I love that
12:28Shlee
12:29Goodness me
12:30I'm exhausted
12:31It's tough, isn't it?
12:32James, you said riding a horse was easy
12:34It's me, ma'am
12:35I was going to say thank you for getting me into this
12:37It's a bug, isn't it?
12:38It is
12:39What about you?
12:40And what have you been up to?
12:41You were out in Australia with Miles, weren't you?
12:43I was
12:44How was that?
12:45It was actually good
12:46It was really fun
12:47Was it? Yeah, it looked great on Instagram
12:48I'll tell you what, he has grown up quite a bit to be fair
12:49Are you jealous?
12:50Yeah
12:51I'm not jealous, I just choose
12:52Yeah, I actually
12:53Hold on, let me get my words out
12:54Because I feel passionately about this
12:56Okay
12:57I question your friendship with him
13:00Mm-hmm
13:01Because of how deep you are and how surface level he is
13:04That's fine, I think we understand each other now
13:05We get it
13:06I'm going to translate
13:07So boring
13:08I'm going to translate what he's saying
13:09Is it like green?
13:10You're jealous
13:11Because Miles is getting close to you and close to his brother now
13:14Yeah
13:15I don't think it's jealousy, it's pity
13:17Am I getting told off of being friends with Miles now?
13:19No, no
13:20Okay, you wanting that wifey, right?
13:21Yeah
13:22You're not going to find her when hanging around Miles
13:24I want you to watch something, I don't think you've seen this
13:26What is it?
13:27Okay, so I want you to digest this and tell me that Miles has grown up
13:31My anxiety has gone through the roof now
13:32Oh, oh, this thing, yeah, yeah
13:34Yeah?
13:50Can I ask a question?
13:51Yeah
13:52And you don't want to hear it
13:53Do you disagree with anything you're saying here?
13:54I know, so...
13:55No, that's so out of line
13:56That's not the point
13:57You can't ask that question
13:58He added music to it
13:59Made it sound passionate about
14:01We were obsessed with each other
14:03It was a love that
14:04I don't know what happened
14:05We could have been this
14:06Like, egging on
14:07Yeah
14:08How do I speak to him
14:09Other than be derogatory and be like
14:11Pathetic, get a life
14:12Stop talking about your ex
14:13No, no, no, this is about me here
14:14I'll talk to him
14:15You're not having a one-on-one with Miles ever again
14:16I'm not saying a one-on-one
14:17I'm saying like
14:18I need to clarify this
14:20I'm going to clarify
14:21And to understand
14:22You know exactly what he's going to say though
14:23What is he going to say?
14:24He's going to say
14:25I'm allowed to say it
14:26I'm entitled to my opinion
14:27Oh, he's just going to be the big boy
14:28Which is great
14:29But I see someone standing there
14:31Watching me play polo
14:32And watching my family on the side
14:34I see a certain level of envy
14:36Jealousy
14:37That could have been me
14:38Attitude
14:39But it's not
14:40No, but I almost
14:41I almost feel sorry for him
14:42That's what I feel
14:43I feel sorry for him
14:44You've got the girl
14:45You've got the wife
14:46You've got the kids
14:47I don't even want to rub it in his face
14:48But fuck me
14:49Stop talking about your ex
14:50No
14:51Move on
14:52Come on
14:53Go on
14:54Get on
14:55Go on
14:57Go on
14:58Go on
14:59Go on
15:01Give me a little time out, come with me for a little time out, I can show you what it's all about, take it slow until we get loud, loud, loud, come with me for a little time out, I can show you what it's all about, take it slow until we get loud, loud, loud, loud, loud, loud.
15:31Okay, it's finally the day.
15:35Baba, that's so much stuff.
15:37This is everything for the baby-proofing.
15:39Oh, please, please, can you stop buying stuff for the babies?
15:41They're not even moving yet, this is ridiculous.
15:42They will be walking within no time.
15:44Oh, you can't wrap them up in cotton wool.
15:45Babies bounce, like, you don't need all this stuff.
15:48Not on marble.
15:49This is ridiculous, I wish you'd checked with me first.
15:51See, Daddy wants to protect you.
15:52Daddy's gone nuts and ordered everything
15:54when he doesn't need it.
16:01Tonight, don't want to waste when it's time for me.
16:06Whoo, nice, bro.
16:07That's how you do it.
16:09Let me see the abs.
16:10Hey, bro, it could be, like, vulgar.
16:11Come on, come on.
16:13I'm not tensed, I'm not tensed.
16:14Let's go.
16:14Hooray!
16:15You've got one, two, three.
16:17Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.
16:18Three and a half.
16:1912, 12, 12.
16:21Mate, it's good.
16:23No, no.
16:24Are you getting more attention now you're, like, in the gym?
16:26Obviously, obviously.
16:27Why else would we do it?
16:28There's no other reason.
16:30I have to admit, you do remind me of your brother.
16:33You look very similar.
16:35That's a shock.
16:36It's weird, because I'm like, because your brother and I
16:39used to hang out all the time, as you knew.
16:41Like, we were, like, inseparable, and we were, like,
16:43really, really close friends.
16:44And then when I'm talking to you while we train,
16:46I'm like, that's so weird.
16:47It's like, it reminds me of James.
16:51It is a pity that, you know, what's happened has happened.
16:54But, you know, I'm happy that we're now in, like,
16:57a almost sort of civil, respectful friendship,
17:00you know, whatever it is.
17:01I think that's the most you can sort of hope for.
17:03Yeah.
17:04And, like, I don't think...
17:06I mean, I never expected to be over to the gym with you.
17:08I think James, even less so, and Maeva...
17:10Yeah, but...
17:11...expected us to go to the gym together.
17:12I don't...
17:13I'd be surprised if they'd be annoyed.
17:14I mean, it's been so much time.
17:16Uh, thank you for, I guess, showing me the ropes.
17:20Hey, you're smashing it. You look good.
17:22Nothing to worry about.
17:23Yeah, you don't look too bad either.
17:24Thank you, mate.
17:25Well...
17:26One day you'll have ease.
17:28One, two.
17:29Can you just get me that plate of...
17:30Can I get a coffee?
17:32Yeah, come on.
17:34Looks like you ain't moved much today.
17:39Hiding in the corner, hoping for some quiet time.
17:43You do nothing but advertise.
17:46Minding my own business, looking for some pee-pee-pee.
17:50Have you managed to do anything?
17:52Yeah, well, yes, I have.
17:54The whole thing's terribly complicated.
17:55I don't think they're particularly good at this.
17:56I don't think the things you bought are gonna do it.
17:58Baby-proofing this house is actually becoming a nightmare.
18:00I think it's impossible.
18:01I think we just move.
18:02I honestly, it's that table over there that worries me the most.
18:06Oh, I tell you what I did buy, though.
18:07They're like sharp corners.
18:09The plastic's sharp.
18:10So these are quite fabulous.
18:13You put them in that, and then if they fall over,
18:17they... their head's there, and they don't hit their heads.
18:19So this is kind of a...
18:21While they're at this stage right now, this is a really cool little design.
18:24It's like a back brace.
18:25See?
18:26Isn't that fabulous?
18:27That looks ridiculous.
18:29Honestly, I didn't read Vogue and they were like,
18:31yeah, you've got to wear these, they're really chic.
18:33It's just to protect his head.
18:35Yeah, I know.
18:36What do you think she's gonna do when she's older?
18:38I think she's got gentry in her.
18:41I think she's gonna...
18:43I think her and Prince Louis would get along like a little...
18:46I think they... I think him and Prince Louis would get along really well.
18:48Trouble, aren't you, mister?
18:49You're in trouble.
18:50Sometimes it's really hard, and sometimes it's wonderful.
18:55But I tell you what...
18:57You and you have made the best year of my life.
19:00Oh, it's been heaven, hasn't it?
19:02I wouldn't change this for anything in the world.
19:04Oh!
19:05I love you, too.
19:07Oh, I know.
19:10We just discussed our lives at the moment, right?
19:26We play a lot of golf, paddle.
19:28I've started playing polo.
19:29You fell over.
19:30I did.
19:31In fact, I fell off the horse because I was watching you flow jazz.
19:33No, I mean, naturally, we're flirty people, right?
19:36Hi, boys!
19:38Hey!
19:39Oh!
19:40Hi, it's arrived.
19:42Hello.
19:43Oh, the guard's arrived.
19:45Missed you.
19:46Missed you.
19:47Muffin, it's good to see you.
19:48We don't know a muffin.
19:49Yeah, it's Jules.
19:50Oh, you've rebranded her.
19:51I don't go by muffin anymore.
19:52So, Muffins, she's gone.
19:54She's gone.
19:55No, this is Jules.
19:56Jules, Jules.
19:57Nice to meet you, Tristan.
19:58Oh, I love you to meet you.
19:59Hi.
20:00Oh, here we go.
20:01It started again.
20:02Here we go.
20:03So, here I am.
20:04Here you are.
20:05You look very happy to see me.
20:07Um, how do I feel about this?
20:09No, it's nice to see you.
20:10Mm-hmm.
20:11Last time we saw each other was weird.
20:12Yeah.
20:13There was a lot going on.
20:14And I felt really weird and shit about it, if I'm honest.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Like, it was a weird situation.
20:18Van the pump has been fucking doing my head in since then.
20:20Yeah.
20:21But, sometimes you've got to have a Big Mac to realise how much you like caviar.
20:24Oh, sorry.
20:25That is so true.
20:26Although, if I'm being honest, I actually do prefer a Big Mac to caviar.
20:28Yes, me!
20:29So, let's, whatever you prefer, that's the one.
20:31Oysters.
20:32Give me a funny tummy.
20:33No, no, no oysters.
20:34No, we love caviar.
20:35Yeah?
20:36We like caviar.
20:37What's your relationship status at the moment?
20:39Just curious.
20:40Out of curiosity?
20:41Mm.
20:42Asking for a friend?
20:43Potentially.
20:44Potentially.
20:45Um, I am, I'm dating.
20:46Yeah?
20:47No exclusive to anyone.
20:49I've been seeing people.
20:51Um...
20:53Maybe we can go for, like, a friendly lunch.
21:01Lunch.
21:02I think that's good.
21:03It's a good start.
21:04After everything, friendly lunch is nice.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Listen, this is all very surprising and quite a big shock.
21:08Like, I was not expecting this at all.
21:10You know, we did get on very well.
21:11Yeah.
21:12And it would be nice to spend some time with you.
21:13Yeah.
21:14And just see where we're at.
21:15Oh.
21:16Mmm.
21:17Cause if you take a chance on me, I'll show you what I'm ever.
21:22More than that's been in your life.
21:26It's more than that I'm all for sure.
21:30Oh.
21:31Oh.
21:32Oh.
21:33Guys, I have to say before we start, I'm a bit of an excited puppy right now.
21:36Because when we get a night off the baby, you've got to make the most of it.
21:39And actually, it's a good break.
21:40You know why?
21:41Cause when I saw you yesterday, you were very much cradling Beau, being a mother.
21:45And you were just riding a beast with a big mallet.
21:47So actually, it's good to just chill with you two.
21:49I know.
21:50Maeva and I are in love and we're young and we're passionate and I love you.
21:54Fuck, I want that.
21:55I just want that.
21:56You can't have that with her.
21:57Well, obviously not.
21:58Okay, good.
21:59I was just thinking about it.
22:00I need it with someone.
22:01I want it with someone.
22:02With Ruby?
22:03One thing's for sure, I do love Ruby.
22:05I think everyone knows that.
22:06Do I look at it and think, oh gosh, I wish we could have just gone two feet in at the same time
22:10and both been hot at the same time, but it just didn't happen.
22:12Life doesn't happen like that.
22:13Yeah, life doesn't happen like that.
22:14It's just so irritating because it's been like that for fucking ages.
22:17I stand by what I think I said some months ago.
22:20You've got to move country.
22:21Yeah, you have to come.
22:22You have to do something.
22:23You've got to get away from each other.
22:24Anyway, what about you?
22:26Are you dating anyone?
22:27Um, no.
22:29No, no.
22:30I'm really enjoying being single.
22:31Wait, so you're not dating anyone?
22:33No.
22:34I mean, I've gone on some dates.
22:35Have you got your eye on anyone, Banders?
22:37Um, I mean, no one in particular.
22:40Oh, I know who?
22:41Who?
22:42Should we play a game?
22:43What's her name?
22:44Play a game.
22:45The girl on the horse.
22:46She was on the horse.
22:47The other one?
22:48No, I know.
22:49Zayno.
22:50Zayno.
22:51Yes.
22:52I mean, she's a really good looking girl.
22:53She looks great.
22:54I mean, yeah.
22:55But I mean, look.
22:56Hey.
22:57Harvey's a friend.
22:58Harvey's my boy.
22:59Come on.
23:00Look, I'm not saying I don't like Harvey, but...
23:02That's fine.
23:03Maybe.
23:04Maybe.
23:05No.
23:06I agree.
23:07Spend a bit more time with Zayno.
23:08Yeah, I think so.
23:09Come on.
23:10Everyone's going to an ex in the group.
23:11Damn right.
23:12That's damn true, sir.
23:13That is true.
23:14That's true for you, babe, as well, isn't it?
23:16Here we go.
23:17Look, okay, I'll let you in.
23:18So, Miles posts a video about the obsessive love he had with an ex.
23:24And that they were obsessed with each other.
23:25It lasts about seven seconds.
23:26Embarrassing, I don't think.
23:27He was speaking about Maeva.
23:28Okay?
23:29It was embarrassing.
23:30Was it actually about you?
23:31Yes, of course it was.
23:32Yeah, of course.
23:33He says that the girl's super beautiful and everything, it's me.
23:39I love the confidence.
23:40I would like you guys to comment before I say anything, to be honest.
23:42So, I would like to know what you think.
23:44I think, considering the connotation is directly to Maeva, who now is your wife,
23:47and you have a child with.
23:48Mother of his child, as well, yeah.
23:49It's...
23:50I would say it's a little bit inappropriate posting it such a public profile that he has.
23:53That's my point.
23:54Right?
23:55It's just inappropriate and very disrespectful.
23:57I actually just think, you know...
23:58Also, yeah, you don't want to hear about the past that Maeva's had with Miles.
24:01It was on TV.
24:02No, no.
24:03No, Rez, honestly, made peace with that.
24:05We've all got exes around here.
24:06I sleep easy at night.
24:08I will give the benefit, not the benefit of doubt,
24:12I will accept his apology if he recognises that he stepped way over the line
24:17and he disrespected my wife and the mother of my child.
24:22How much of an ick was me playing polo yesterday?
24:24See you, mate.
24:25Drink.
24:26Thank you, my man.
24:27I mean, I thought you looked...
24:29Can I just say, that's the fifth time I've been on a horse in ten years.
24:31No, I thought you looked good on a horse.
24:32Of course you've been on a horse.
24:33You're a great liar.
24:34Did you guys see how cute Bo was?
24:37He was so cute.
24:38He was just, like, walking around like...
24:40Baby.
24:41A real human baby.
24:43Yeah.
24:44How was that for you?
24:45Yeah, that was a little bit weird.
24:47Obviously, I've never seen Maeva's child before.
24:51Maeva and James' child?
24:52Maeva's...
24:53Yep, Maeva and James' child.
24:55Erm...
24:56So that was...
24:57Yeah, it was interesting.
24:58I...
24:59She's a good mum.
25:00She looks like she's a great mum.
25:02Just weird seeing your ex with a baby.
25:04Mmm.
25:05Erm...
25:06But yeah, they look really happy, so...
25:07I'm happy for them.
25:10What?
25:11Mmm.
25:13I do need to talk to you about something.
25:15What do you mean?
25:16Erm...
25:17So I had a little catch-up with James Maeva...
25:19...kind of after the game.
25:20Yeah?
25:21And...
25:22Do you remember that video that you posted on social media?
25:25Oh, my God.
25:26Mmm.
25:27Are you kidding me?
25:28Nope.
25:29And...
25:30They are not happy in the slightest.
25:32You know, James was saying some things like, you know,
25:34it feels like it's coming from a place of jealousy.
25:36Oh, no.
25:37No, not this again.
25:38Yes.
25:39We don't need to unravel this, but just wanna give you a heads up.
25:40Yeah.
25:41If you get on top of it quickly and have a chat with them,
25:42could hopefully put it to bed, but that will happen at some point.
25:45Okay.
25:46So, I'll be honest with you.
25:47It upsets me that James wants to go quickly to that direction.
25:51Yeah.
25:52He's jealous.
25:53He's this.
25:54And that's where I'm like, okay.
25:55You know, that's sad to hear.
25:56That whole situation and me posting it was nothing to do with, first of all, rehashing
26:01anything to do with Maeva and James at all.
26:03When we went in Bondi, someone asked me a question and I just answered it.
26:06And that's all it was.
26:07Is obsession healthy with love?
26:09Like, that's what I was trying to get at, right?
26:11Yeah.
26:12And a lot of people loved it.
26:13And that's why I did it.
26:14When was the last time you and Maeva properly spoke?
26:17Uh, the last time we spoke, uh, was in Yorkshire where she proposed to James.
26:24Oh.
26:25I mean, James also did bring up the fact that you and I are friends with Jack.
26:33Yep.
26:34I didn't, he didn't like it, obviously.
26:37His brother reached out to me.
26:40Is it, is it okay?
26:41His dad came over to me yesterday, had a conversation with me.
26:43Is he unhappy with that?
26:44I know.
26:45I saw that and that was lovely.
26:46It was really, yeah.
26:47I don't, I feel like, I don't know what it is.
26:48It feels like everyone has moved on.
26:50And the conversation he's had with you clearly shows that there is still something there that
26:56he just bothers him about me.
26:58You can always be the bigger man though.
27:00You know that.
27:01His feelings are real.
27:02Okay.
27:03It does affect him.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Okay.
27:06And he is, I think, you know, I haven't said this one, but I think he's slightly insecure
27:09about it.
27:10But again, I'm in the middle.
27:11Look, look, at the end of the day, it's not, I'm not going to be the one reaching out
27:15if he has his feelings and he has openly spoken to you about them and he wants to talk
27:19to me, he still has my number.
27:21He still has my number.
27:22He still has my number.
27:23He still has my number.
27:28He still has my number.
27:30I always remember to read it.
27:32He still has my number.
27:35He still has the胸 but he hurts and I know I am Chu.
27:38He's still hindered my number.
27:42Come on.
27:43I'm coming on the tab.
27:45He's still laying in the tub.
27:48I just love my partition with myова they made out.
27:56It's hard I feel I've been in bubble for like the last year because I've just lit daddy. Well, I've just been daddy
28:08What I love it more than I thought I was going to love it. I know I was gonna love it. I love it
28:11I'll take Apollo cuz he's an absolute waste
28:26This is an attempt to make Harvey want baseball. No, that's exactly this. This is this is birth control
28:43Hello, I'm weird uncle Harv. He did meet you the other day. I made him cry
28:48I literally paid on the pilot for like one second and you just start bursting
28:51Oh, I cried by time waiting profusely. Where have you been out for a walk?
28:57Yeah, I used hair removal cream last night. So my nipples are red rule. Oh
29:01I did think they were oddly pink. They are terribly painful
29:11Yes
29:13She's going with them their boobies
29:19What's my first birthday? We're actually flying on to Portugal have they been on planes before seven seven seven holidays
29:27We're to Barbados and that was business and then we went to Ireland and the lady turned around and said why are they crying first flight?
29:33And I said first fighting economy. Yes
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