Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 12
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00:00Matt, this is the most boring Christmas party I've ever been to.
00:06I know. I know. Listen, in my defence, I have invited literally everyone I know.
00:10You said it was going to be fun, though.
00:12That's what I wanted. You know, fun. Friends. Frolics. Other F-words.
00:17Why don't we just play a game? At least get a bit of gossip or something.
00:20Hang on, hold that thought. A call. Oh, interesting. Hello?
00:24Hello, Matt. This is Mark Francis.
00:26I just wanted to thank you for such a kind invitation to your little soiree.
00:31Unfortunately, I really don't want to come.
00:33OK, that's quite direct, Mark.
00:35But I don't want to leave you alone for Christmas,
00:39so I've rustled up a few locals I know.
00:42You might want to go to that large room where they've gathered, waiting for you.
00:47OK, thanks. You definitely don't want to come?
00:49No.
00:50All right, thanks.
00:52Who was that?
00:53Someone very interesting.
00:55Come this way.
00:56Come this way.
00:57Come this way.
00:58Come this way.
00:59All the Chelsea cars are seated.
01:15They're the man ready to do their bit.
01:19Knowing them this could get heated.
01:22Who'll be the first to lose their shit?
01:23Hello and welcome to Made in Chelsea's big Christmas quiz.
01:32I'm Matt Edmondson.
01:33And I'm Molly King.
01:34Now, as you may have noticed, we've split our Chelsea cast into three teams
01:38because tonight they're playing for the title of 2018 Made in Chelsea Christmas quiz champions.
01:43Oh, it's a big title.
01:45It really is.
01:46We are going to be testing the team's knowledge on all things Chelsea and getting them playing lots of festive, fun-filled games to boot.
01:52So, Molly, if you could sum up the year this lot have had in just one word, what would that word be, please?
01:58Well, it would be animals.
01:59I was not expecting that to be the word.
02:01What animals, Matt?
02:02I mean, it's been like a wildlife documentary watching this lot and I'm not just talking about the mating habit.
02:07Victoria told us about an important discovery that she'd made down the local park.
02:11The bigger the animal, the bigger the shit.
02:13Oh.
02:15Sam confirmed a shocking rumour about one fellow cast member.
02:19Martin's got a backbone, mate.
02:20You know he's a fish.
02:25And Sophie had this response when Fred whipped out a porky treat.
02:29I am not a dog and I don't give a shit what kind of stuff that she presents.
02:34I don't want it.
02:37This year's been full of ups and downs and one of those downs has been Sam and Habs.
02:41Oh, yes.
02:42Yeah, they hit the rocks in Croatia, then set sail again back in the UK before she decided he'd gone overboard and set a course which would cast him adrift.
02:50Hmm, I like the seafaring metaphor there.
02:52It wasn't really necessary but I enjoyed the journey.
02:55Let's take a look at the saga of Sam and Habs.
02:57Sabs.
02:57I was ready for us to be in a relationship and you fucked it by getting with two girls.
03:03You just don't realise how difficult it is for me.
03:05No, you don't because I obviously really miss you.
03:08You don't want to be with Tris.
03:10You really don't have the right to tell me what I want to do and I don't think you know what I want to do.
03:16Are you asking me to be your girl?
03:18Yes.
03:19Please.
03:20I would like to be your girl.
03:21Giving her a key.
03:23Oh, for fuck's sake.
03:24I would literally be here every single day.
03:26You wouldn't be able to get rid of me.
03:27Nothing's happened, that's the thing.
03:31Like, I thought it's what I wanted.
03:33The best way in these situations is to be brutally honest.
03:39I've been, like, toying with this girl so I kept trying to convince myself because you are so amazing and you have been so nice to me.
03:46That's what has made this decision so hard and I've tried to convince myself that it is working.
03:51Do you feel sad watching it back?
04:04You know, it's not nice.
04:05Um, I've been, I actually haven't watched that bit before because I don't want to but it is what it is.
04:13Can't do anything about it.
04:14It's a journey.
04:15It teaches you stuff.
04:15I've learned a lot about myself in that time and, hey, I haven't been single since I was, like, 22.
04:20So, I mean, I might as well go and enjoy it for a little bit anyway.
04:23And then hopefully the next relationship lasts a little bit longer.
04:25Fingers crossed.
04:26Habs, do you still have the necklace?
04:28I do, yeah.
04:29I obviously, I offered it back, um...
04:33Melted it down.
04:34Never give away the jewellery.
04:36Why?
04:36Why would you offer that back?
04:38What's wrong?
04:38It was such a nice present and I just felt like it was the right thing to do.
04:44But Sam very kindly gave it back to me.
04:47That is very sweet.
04:48Now, watching all of that back, do you feel like you've got any regrets on anything or...?
04:53I feel like, obviously, it's, like, like Sam said, it's never nice and I still, I think he's great
04:58and I hope that we can be friends.
05:01And likewise, I wish you all the best in your dating journey.
05:06Louise, I can see the tension in your face.
05:09The Botox, mate.
05:12That reverses tension!
05:17I was actually enquiring about it.
05:19No!
05:21Jamie's got a really good girl that doesn't...
05:24No, I don't.
05:26This is so good.
05:28Louise, how do you feel about the whole thing now?
05:30Can we all be friends?
05:31Yeah, you know what?
05:32I hate holding grudges and it's really not for me to get involved with anyway.
05:39Sam seems to be in a really good place.
05:41That's the main thing.
05:42And, like, I actually, retrospectively, Sophie's not a horrible person.
05:45So, yeah, hopefully we...
05:49I don't know.
05:51I would like to be civil.
05:52I think we can all be in the same place and have a good time.
05:55Quick one, Sam, have you been on any other dates since?
05:58Erm, that's a weird question.
06:01Oh!
06:02No, no, I haven't.
06:03Yes, you have.
06:04I saw you all.
06:05Honesty?
06:06Whoa!
06:06Honesty is the best honesty.
06:08I saw you.
06:09Oh, you didn't tell me that.
06:11Yes, I did.
06:11You actually rang me and I was like, and I was like, oh, funny, look who's calling me.
06:15Oh, shit.
06:17That is everywhere.
06:18I mean, oh, yeah, I mean, yeah.
06:20Like, what?
06:21Well, you're not just going to see it.
06:23Look at that one.
06:24It was so annoying.
06:25Have you learned nothing, Sam?
06:27Nothing.
06:28Yeah, I know, it was just a normal question, but, yeah, erm, yeah, I've been on a couple of
06:31dates and just sort of getting back out there.
06:33Get the confidence levels back up.
06:35All right, we'll move on.
06:36Very good, very good.
06:37Now, do you know that one of my favourite things about Made in Chelsea is the fact you never
06:40know what someone is going to say next.
06:42Mm.
06:43These guys, unpredictable.
06:44It could be something incredibly profound.
06:46It's only a big deal if you think it's a big deal.
06:49It could be educational.
06:51I don't know what a mech and prince is, so...
06:54Prince charming in German, obviously, duh.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Obviously, duh.
06:58Obviously.
06:59It could even be heartwarmingly poetic.
07:02Calls you fucking this, dick that, twat this.
07:05Beautiful words there, and that leads neatly onto our game, which is based around all the
07:11things you guys said during your time in Hvar in Croatia.
07:15Oh, yes, we are calling this one...
07:17Hvar got news for you.
07:20Very good.
07:21Very good.
07:22Very good.
07:23So, first things first, we're going to need somebody to read out the quotes, and to be
07:28honest, we've got enough going on.
07:29We're busy people.
07:30We are, we are.
07:31Very busy.
07:32If only there was somebody who was there...
07:34Mm.
07:35The problem is, everyone who was there is here, and they can't do it because they're
07:37playing the game.
07:38Mm.
07:39Tricky.
07:40If only there was somebody else.
07:42Yeah.
07:43I'll do it.
07:44Oh!
07:45OK.
07:46That seems reasonable.
07:47Please welcome Danny.
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08:00Let's begin!
08:06Okay, so Diana is going to read out the quotes from your time in Havar, but they'll each have a word missing.
08:11You'll get a point for guessing the missing word and a bonus point if you can tell us who said it.
08:16Before it begins, Sam, is this a nice reunion?
08:20Ah, it's lovely. I actually, me and Diana have...
08:25Cohen...
08:26What?
08:27What?
08:28What's that handle?
08:29You know, what I mean is we've co... we've like...
08:31We had a heart-to-heart.
08:33Heart-to-heart, that's the one. Fuckin' hell, mate.
08:35Just a future reference. That, not the simple heart-to-heart.
08:39We had a heart-to-heart, so we are good.
08:41Oh, okay. Good.
08:43Don and Harry, though, I'm not sure.
08:46I don't think there's any bad blood there at all whatsoever.
08:49So, Diana, you've got to read out some sentences here. Okay.
08:52Yeah, okay, here we go.
08:53Most blank don't think they're blank. That's the issue.
08:57Okay, so we want you to write down the word that is missing,
09:00and also who said it in the show?
09:03Uh-huh.
09:04Okay, Sam looks confident. Sam looks very confident.
09:08Okay, Olly, we know you've just written a novel. It is not time to write on a novel.
09:11I said cheats or arseholes.
09:15Okay, very good. Jamie, what have you guys said?
09:18We said it was Diana.
09:19You said arseholes.
09:20And it was arseholes.
09:21Okay. And Louise, what have you guys gone for?
09:24Arseholes, too.
09:25Yeah.
09:26And Diana.
09:27Okay, let's take a look.
09:28I'm not surprised that you don't think you're an asshole.
09:30Most arseholes don't think they're arseholes. That's the issue.
09:32Okay.
09:33Yes, it was Diana!
09:34Yes!
09:37Okay, Diana, let's have the next.
09:39No one called blank could ever be any sort of genius.
09:43Ooh.
09:44Who said it, and what are they talking about?
09:47I remember this moment, too.
09:48I do remember it, yes.
09:49Are you confident over there, Sophie?
09:51I'm just amused.
09:53All right, Ollie, let's see what you've got.
09:58We've said Sam said by most.
10:02Okay, Jamie, what have you guys got?
10:05Maybe I'm wrong.
10:06Miles and Sophie Herman.
10:09What?
10:10Interesting. Louise, have you got a different answer?
10:12You've said Miles and Sophie Herman.
10:14What?
10:15Okay, well, let's take a look.
10:17No one called Miles could ever be any sort of genius.
10:20Oh!
10:25Said by the biggest f***ing chills.
10:30It'll never make the edit here.
10:33Okay, Diana, let's have the next one.
10:35This one hurts me.
10:36I think you blank me more than I blank you.
10:40Who said it, and what is the word?
10:44Okay, Ollie, what have you gone with?
10:45We've said live to Digby as love.
10:48Okay.
10:49We said like and Miles.
10:53Oh, okay.
10:54Okay, Louise, what have you guys gone for?
10:56Uh, live to Digby.
10:57I think you love me more than I love you.
10:59Okay?
11:00Ouch.
11:02Let's take a look.
11:03I think you love me more than I love you.
11:07I mean, it's sort of...
11:09It's good news and bad news, isn't it?
11:13Because, got a point, but also heartbreak, Digby.
11:17I know, heartbreak.
11:18Was it hard to relive that?
11:20I mean, it's...
11:21Yeah.
11:22No.
11:23It's all right.
11:24Just give me one minute.
11:25No, it's fine.
11:26Well, listen, that was your last quote.
11:28Well done to all of our teams.
11:29Round of applause, everybody.
11:30APPLAUSE
11:34Hello, darling.
11:35Another girl.
11:36I know.
11:37In the words of Harry, she was the right girl for right now.
11:41Okay.
11:42After that round, I can tell you that currently, Louise's team are in the lead.
11:46APPLAUSE
11:47Let's take a little break.
11:48Coming up, we will be back with more Chelsea-based gossip than Oli's message history.
11:54Don't go anywhere.
11:55APPLAUSE
11:57How long till Sam gets upset and Louise then gets so scary?
12:16You...
12:19You're...
12:23You're...
12:25You're likely
12:27quite bit of bitchin'.
12:30Welcome back to Made in Chelsea's
12:32Big Christmas Quiz.
12:33Welcome back to Made in Chelsea's Big Christmas Quiz.
12:36Gosh, truly, Jo, that is.
12:37That's my impression of you, isn't it?
12:38That's an impression of me.
12:39Yeah.
12:40It was quite good, wasn't it?
12:41That is...
12:42No, no!
12:43Don't back her up.
12:44Because I value all of you when it comes to impressions. These guys are good at it. For example, Sam's impression of Tristan
12:50I felt like you've led me on and you know, I just wish you had been more honest with you
12:55Or Sam's impression of Melissa. What is going on?
13:02You don't want to be a lion. Don't start your relationship on a bed of lies
13:05I've never watched that
13:09Or Melissa's impression of Sam
13:13Did he hear this face?
13:19It's actually really good
13:21Or Jamie's impression of Alec
13:23Bought a $40,000 ring
13:25What the fuck did you say that?
13:27Get out of town Brooklyn
13:29Very good. I think my favourite though was Sophie's impression of a jazz singer
13:33Never know how much I love you
13:35Never know how much I care
13:39When you put your arms around me
13:43I get a fever that's so hard
13:45Make some noise for not Sophie everybody
13:51Here's the thing right, obviously we know Sophie wasn't the person singing that
13:55Did have a recording from the mic that she sang into
13:59Would you like to hear how Sophie actually sounded?
14:01Oh my god, yeah
14:03Sophie, are you alright with this Sophie?
14:05Sure, whack it along
14:07Let's take a look
14:09Never know how much I love you
14:11Never know how much I care
14:13When you put your arms around me
14:17I get a fever
14:19That's so hard to play
14:21You give me fever
14:25Molly, what would you say
14:27If I told you this game had an elf in it?
14:29Aw, I'd say elf me up, baby
14:31It's always good to get a catchphrase, isn't it?
14:33Let's go back in the faces of three cast members
14:35And mix them together on the body of an elf
14:37Let's play the Made in Chelsea Christmas Elfie
14:45Okay, you're gonna see a little mashed up face
14:47And for each cast member the teams correctly identify
14:49They will win a point
14:51Okay teams, here's your first Made in Chelsea Christmas Elfie
14:55Now we can tell you that this face is made up of the top of someone's head
14:58The middle of someone's head
15:00And the bottom of someone's head
15:12Okay guys, write down your answers
15:14Right Oli, we're gonna start with you
15:16Who've you got, let's see
15:18A mildly confusing one here
15:20Because we reckon it was, it was mitten at the top
15:22Okay
15:23Sam in the middle
15:24And we thought it was miles but before
15:26We're gonna grow it, facial hair
15:28So we reckon maybe power block
15:29Okay
15:30Interesting, Jamie what are you saying?
15:32We've gone for Alex Mitten, Sam Thompson
15:34And we went for miles at the bottom
15:36Okay, Louise what have you guys gone for?
15:38We've gone for Alex Mitten, Sam, Miles and Harry Barron's legs
15:42All right, well we can reveal that the top was Alex Mitten
15:54Yes
15:55It's miles as well
15:56The middle was Sam and the bottom was miles
15:59I said it
16:00I said it
16:01How do you not know your own face?
16:02How do you not know your own face?
16:03Using my own face, I think
16:04That's weird
16:05All right, it is time for our next Christmas elfie
16:08Take a look at this
16:09Oh my god
16:11Oh my god
16:15Okay
16:23And pens down now, everybody
16:26Ryan get the ox down
16:27All right, Ollie
16:29ollie who do you think this beautiful elf is made up of it's true if i wasn't engaged i'd do it
16:34i mean i'd do it we reckon sophie's eyes victoria's hair and harry's beardy mouthy
16:42okay jamie what have you guys gone for ah we've gone for fred's hair
16:48we've gone for sophie hermann's eyes and we've gone for harry barron's mouth
16:52okay what are we saying over here louise's team we've got the same jamie's team very very good
16:57work it was red at the top sophie hermann in the middle and harry barry at the bottom
17:04all right it is time for our next christmas elfie take a look at this
17:12it's king joffrey from game of thrones jay that's unfortunate
17:23jamie get your answers written now
17:25okay ollie i'm coming to you so we think it's live jamie and boris johnson
17:33jamie what are you saying we think it's woody harrelson
17:35or it's lived jamie
17:40oh my god it is it's not it's not okay louise what have you guys got uh we've gone for
17:45live's hairline jamie's yeah jamie's eyes and the right man the right man's jaw okay
17:53that is the correct answer
17:55and after that louise's team are in the lead
18:09all right now louise right are you both looking forward to christmas yes he's a big christmas
18:13fan i'm scrooge she has one tinsel man she has one tinsel this is terrible absolutely terrible
18:23this is going to be your first christmas with koji though isn't it yes are you planning anything
18:27special for him little reindeer outfit very good he's got more presents than we do already
18:31now listen i know that you both love koji but i feel like the love is unequal because louise when
18:36you talk about him oh yeah you've got a dog ryan when you talk about that dog it's like you have a new
18:41louise you're so right do you know what i love the most is is koji in louise's arms because that is
18:48just that's gold for me it's so sweet he's so sensitive that is actually disgusting where did the name
18:57koji actually come from apparently it means fungus no what are you doing i mean i looked it up it
19:02means fungus in japanese it's like something they used to ferment food ryan defend your dog
19:08say something there's a restaurant in parsons green that me and louise went to a lot in the early days
19:13of our dating japanese restaurant called koji so i said koji's quite meaningful to us why don't we
19:19name the pup koji to which louise was like yes that's a sweet idea but whenever she tells people
19:23she's like um yeah because everyone knows why koji they pretend you know some people are polite and
19:27they pretend they like the name but it's i like it i love it you're supposed to love it as well now
19:32often when a pet is introduced into a relationship it's a test for what it'd be like to have another
19:37little person running around do you see that in your future is that something you're both going for
19:41a dog and a little baby um i actually really want a big family but i the dog has taught me that i am
19:50not ready for it it's a huge responsibility and i'm too selfish for the moment well listen louise
19:55ryan genuine congratulations we're very excited for you and for koji and to get invited to the
19:59wedding ourselves okay it is time now for our next game get stuck
20:16very strong very good thank you now in this game we've replaced the head of a maiden chelsea
20:22cast member with a turkey i mean why not i can't think of one reason why not teams you need to write
20:27down who you think it is get it right and you'll win a point yes here is your first christmas turkey
20:33oh that's tough who is that some murmurings from the audience here i think a few people know who it
20:39is but do our cast members write those answers down have you got it ollie what are you going for
20:45we're going to say melissa okay we're going to go melissa too
20:53that'll do that'll do so melissa was it melissa yes it was melissa you do have very expressive eyes
21:02let's take a look at this
21:15oh let's take a look at another turkey
21:23so jamie's with someone but who is he with ryan's very confident ollie we need an answer from you
21:33get something jotted down um i'm going to say my best mate binky you're saying binky jamie
21:38we're going to go binky too she's actually my best mate binky all right all right let's take a look
21:53now that very much did seem like a nice catch-up jamie with you and binky a great time to discuss
21:57everything all the stuff you've been up to in the past year i've got a baby you're engaged go on yep and me
22:04have you got hair can i just say go on make some noise for jamie's new hair because it is incredible
22:17mate it looks so good it was it was really intense yeah i had a scab for ages
22:23i wasn't out of roll over it so if you're going to get it done it's selling about go get it done
22:27it looks so good thank you very much thank you all right the final turkey
22:33slightly frosty scene can we remember who was under there
22:44all right holy let's take a look we think it's jeff goldblum
22:49a very good guess jamie what are you saying we think it's harrison okay louise what are you guys saying
22:55okay let's take a look oh yes harrison yes i remember when we first met him and he completely
23:04fluffed his comeback be careful on that one mate i think i'll be all right mate looking after myself
23:08but i appreciate you trying to look out for me time for a quick break up in a mode
23:23oh it's part three oh it's part three and we can't quite believe it they've been here for quite a while
23:34we're honestly not bragging but it's the longest they have gone without anyone shagging
23:53this year has been a rocky road for liv and digby they were on then they were off he cried she cried
24:00he got on with miles she got off with miles it's awkward digby felt the burn and liv felt the heat but
24:06are they still hot for each other i do love you i do and you are my best friend but i don't massively see
24:14us together in the in the future because i'm sick of seeing you going out with all my friends all
24:19the time liv this is so hard for me because i'm still in love with you cheers lovely to meet you
24:26you're on a double date with digby i'm still upset and he clearly isn't i don't want to hurt liv
24:31to be honest i don't think you should care unfortunately i do this guy's been asking me
24:34to go on a date oh who's this how are you be careful on that one mate you and i are never
24:39talk again ever you need to allow yourself to get upset yeah you miss her mate you still love her
24:45it's normal miles has been a top bloke do the whole thing i got with james then i got with miles
24:52you're digby's best mate i should have never have done it it is kidding me you're meant to be my
24:57best friend i'm so sorry i never want to see your face again i'm really sorry i do really
25:03regret breaking up with you and i wish things had been different right now with this whole
25:08thing jumping into a relationship is not where i'm at it's been a hard year for you both liv even
25:17your mum has grown allergic to talking about digby you've done the right thing in terms of how you've
25:23coped with the breakup 100 by like coming down here getting out of the setting
25:29liv it is christmas day tomorrow will you be unwrapping a digby-sized gift
25:34we'll see okay uh now digby in the last episode you were debating whether or not to get back with
25:43liv where is your head currently at i think obviously a lot's happened
25:46if there's one thing i know is i'm far from far from over live so i think i think we just need
25:52to take it take it slow and kind of see uh see what happens what's the mood in the room about this
25:57should uh digby get back with liv
26:08so we're going into 2019 digby realistically can you see you and live being together at the start of
26:14next year i think there's some things that we need to sort out first so i think it's still a bit in
26:18the bit in the open but you're going to be together it has to be like forever after this yeah it's true
26:24isn't it because you've gone through you've gone through so much yeah that what's the point in going
26:29through it again if it's not for the if it's not the real deal yeah but i think but i think both i think
26:34in both of our heads like it's there's never been a stage of kind of like it's done yeah i've always i
26:39think they can say this to say the same is it's kind of there's always been that kind of like
26:43glimmer of hope that something will occur well whatever the case i hope 2019 is awesome for both of
26:48you yes
26:55miles digby have you guys made up yet um we haven't seen each other for a while i mean i kind of told him
27:02that you know you need your space you want to take time away from our friendship that's fine
27:06i know what i've done is terrible um i do hope in the future at some point we can be civil and
27:13friendly again i think it's kind of up to uh digby to see if he wants to or not it is the season of
27:20goodwill any chance of a festive handshake between the two of you or is that too much of a stretch at this
27:24point
27:33i don't want to force it okay back in your seat then
27:37guys it was so close i mean i'm ready i want to but i don't the thing is it shouldn't be forced it
27:43should be it shouldn't be forced it's the season of goodwill but i think it's something you know he
27:47wants to do yeah it's so nearly happened we so nearly made peace okay it is time now for our next
27:55game naughty or nice we are going to read character traits from either the naughty list or the nice list
28:05teams you need to tell us who you think the trait most applies to according to a poll of your fellow
28:12cast members yes we asked the whole cast to have their say on this to find out exactly what you
28:17all thought of each other festive right sounds very christmassy to me so ollie your team out first
28:22would you like a question from the naughty list or from the nice list always naughty naughty okay
28:29who is the most confrontational okay uh okay fine i think i didn't need to ask live i reckon you're
28:35saying you are correct yes okay about that well you wait till we get home yes would you say you
28:48are confrontational i think it's good to put people in their places digby okay you've had your naughty
28:56question you got that right and it's time for your nice question which is who according to
29:00the rest of the cast smells the nicest so sophie helman believes it's her duh all right we'll go
29:08for sophie her all right well the cast have agreed it's habs oh habs
29:14good you smell very good very good it's working for you guys it's working it's working
29:32okay jamie do you guys want to go with the nice question or the naughty question first what's
29:36okay okay who do you think is the biggest liar who's the biggest liar oh jim and lang
29:55okay ready we're gonna go with sam thompson
29:58i'm joking sam thompson you're saying is the biggest liar yeah the rest of the car said that it
30:06was jamie yeah
30:15i didn't feel like that's true well you get your nice question right here's your nice question
30:22according to the maiden chelsea cast which cast member do you think would be the best in bed
30:28okay so we asked all the cast members who would be their plan b
30:58yeah yeah i think it's sophie oh actually i put sophie you're going for sophie yeah probably sophie
31:05herman it is in fact miles ew
31:08oh yeah
31:13melissa put me that's lovely are you so wrong
31:17miles are you pleased to be plan b for the rest of the cast yeah i'm having that
31:22right as your plan b uh emily blackwell okay okay thank you thank you did you write i actually write miles okay
31:35so if things don't work out exactly as you want next season it's on already trying
31:40okay okay now for your naughty question who is the most vain
31:49sam thompson harry you are so bad i'm not even having that the most vain
31:55sam thompson we'll go with sam thompson all right well we can reveal it is sam
32:01oh my god now did you know that we are in the presence of actual royalty are we yeah some would
32:13say that i'm the king of a gesture sam thompson is the king of gestures but is he the king
32:19of gestures okay so one member of each team will pull a slip from our crown they'll give clues as
32:28to who or what is written on that slip now they can't say any names obviously uh they can't point
32:34at people in the room and they can't rhyme yes and for each name guessed correctly they will win a
32:39point okay we're going to start with ollie's team ollie who is going to be king or queen of the gestures
32:46here i think i'm going to nominate myself do it all come on all a strong your time begins when you
32:57pull out the first slip all right here we go um came in second series is very trendy where's glasses
33:05um original cast member um where's class as well slightly strange um um creation series snogged
33:15everyone um came in quite recently um doesn't get that much air time but i feel she should more
33:26um thank you emily there we go i hate this person
33:38jamie ollie guess for his team are you going to step up to the marcus team captain yeah i think i'm going
33:42to do it let's do it are you ready everyone so no names right no names no rhymes off you go okay here
33:51we go he is he's not here he was kissing a girl who was very tall there we go yeah okay um oh very
33:59long hair looks like aslac yes there we go uh uh she uh she was the grumpiest person on the show
34:06uh lucy watson um okay she uh she was from vegas there we go he he was very upset last season
34:14because someone broke up with him there we go um uh she was queen of the jungle yes um
34:21um okay is is this um he's uh what is that one okay um bruna who the hell's bruna bruna
34:35oh dear jesus all right louise you're gonna step forward as team captain i think as i'm team
34:48leader i'm gonna delegate the job nice who you're going for i'm gonna shoot sam come on sam come on
34:53come on here we go all right here we go okay ah my ex-girlfriend that one my ex ex i've got two exes now
35:08okay uh it's always fantasies
35:11new was scabby and now has blossomed jamie's hair
35:25has the same colored hair but a female form boom um bought said he bought a wedding ring like a
35:33billion time to gag about it this is uh your your missus heloise heloise
35:45hit me man okay okay she doesn't like anyone victoria yeah
35:50okay don't go away because coming up our teams face each other one last time to decide who will be
36:04crowned the maiden chelsea christmas champions it's a big deal we'll be back quicker then you can say
36:09your chakras are open
36:21and the lady and the boys went out to canada with tristan it caused harry barron and his bird to
36:27pout as his birthday plans got pissed on steamy was the tub that night and live she was all smiles
36:35until next day we got a fright as she kissed both james and my oh
36:48who puts it here talking until boxing no do you know what i'm busy i've got sprouts to peel it
36:53does a turkey to stuff yeah we should probably get on with the game and it's time for we wish you a merry
36:59x-mas
37:01okay it's very simple all you have to do is link the cast members according to who they've had a
37:08romantic dalliance with simply place the baubles in the correct order to form a chain of loving
37:14which links the person at the top to the person at the bottom please never say chain of loving again
37:19can i not pull it off no that's uncomfortable uh if you complete the chain in the allotted time the
37:23chain of loving that is uh you will win five points we're going to start with ollie's team who's
37:27going to come out and place the baubles ollie i reckon i'm going to choose sophie herman okay sophie
37:32coming up
37:39take a look at the names on the board and then whip off that cloth
37:43right so we need to make our way from ryan down to sam who was dated ryan let's see she's going
37:52forward louise okay come on let's go oh wait who said that is that a thing really oh was jamie
37:59jamie louise they get together no i know but like who like the ryan makeup that actually did happen
38:04that happened that definitely thank you jamie that did happen that happened yeah yeah it's
38:09quickly we don't have much time yeah it's doing well here she did very well oh that was not there
38:15oh god god okay and stop sophie step away step away step away i suck at this game i suck at this
38:29chuckle all on help her out there help her out right right get back come on lucy's irrelevant
38:36right something tell me that i don't have to use all of them
38:54sophie you can place those last two in your hand back on there now yeah there we go
38:59oh yeah we have a box on you guys i hate this bit okay shocking unbelievably despite that being
39:12utter carnage i think that might be right ryan to louise louise to jamie jamie to frankie frankie
39:20frankie to james james to live yes and live to sam you've done it
39:30jamie your team's up next however will you follow the grace of that okay first i choose
39:34i'm going to choose olivia bentley oh right come on up liv
39:46now before this begins just to check you do understand the concept of this very simple game
39:52vaguely okay go for it come on here we go ready come on it's a chain of loving from harry
39:59to ollie lock but how are we going to get there here we go harry emily
40:04emily to mitten mitten to habs yeah all right mate this is good she's moving with some pace here
40:12okay habs to have no
40:15habs to sam
40:16yeah
40:17how are we going to get on
40:18sam to tip
40:20wait why are you going to tip to ollie
40:22yeah yeah tiff dated ollie baby yeah he did yes you did
40:26what you want to get a date you did
40:28very good it does look good it is worth the full five points
40:45right louise who's going to come up to your team i'm actually going to appoint
40:49my nasty little brother okay all right make some noise for sam
40:58are you ready yes get involved
41:02miles looking beautiful miles at the top there and fred all right so miles got with tabitha
41:08that ended well
41:12we got there we go tabby got with sam prince
41:17that ended well sam prince got with toff
41:21you see the theme here this didn't end well either
41:25what's got with francis because you couldn't have got with a girl
41:29francis francis got with it when did that happen south of france oh yeah oh my god
41:37yeah and they've got with fred
41:46sam we can reveal that you got the whole order correct well done you got a full five points
41:55okay it's now time for our final game of the evening this is
41:59the buzzer round
42:05seems you have your very own christmas themed buzzers ollie let's hear your one
42:10that's boxing day sprout farts right there louise let's hear yours
42:26how did you miss the buzzer because i'm sitting on it all right it's one of those little christmas
42:30party blowers i like it loves it these questions will all revolve around made in chelsea don't
42:35worry jamie there's no maths questions we know you you struggle with those seven plus three equals
42:40winner all right here is the first question buzz in if you know the answer what breed of cats were
42:45mark francis and victoria walking louise bengal it was a bengal well done what did sophie do with
42:53the images she sketched of miles naked in my wang bang that's right they went straight into the old
43:01bank which cast member does miles intern for that's right jamie what was the theme of the party that
43:11lived through in episode one jamie it was a festival scene oh no louise me party it was a me party yes
43:20yes all right what does eliza study at university anthropology good strong which two former cast
43:27members were the first to get married to each other jamie hugo milly that is correct yes what
43:33theme was jamie's 30th birthday party candy of course it was candy what did mark francis want to call
43:41victoria's hot sauce fucking hot sauce that's what he wanted to call it fucking hot sauce what time did
43:49ollie say you're not allowed to shag past in his flat eleven o'clock eleven o'clock that is
43:56true the man has strict rules at sophie herman's wine tasting event what country were all the wines from
44:04dutchland of course it was germany
44:09and in this series what did louise tell ryan he was lucky to have
44:12yes ollie a girlfriend like her yes that is right a girlfriend like her when fred played the piano
44:19what did sophie get lady wood correct she did get lady wood who was the last cast member to throw a
44:28drink in another cast member's face oh frank or harry okay no one's going to get the answer was
44:41just wanted to play no one's going to get the answer was
44:45the answer was jemima oh that is the end of the game
45:07what is now time to find out who was one made in chelsea's big christmas queen well the winners are
45:12louise's team
45:18come on down that is it for tonight's christmas special
45:24put your hands together for our fantastic made in chelsea's car hello you they're going to be back
45:28next year in the meantime we'll leave you in time on a tradition with a special message from actual
45:34royalty from all of us here merry christmas
45:43at this special time one can but reflect upon the year one leaves behind because much like jamie's
45:50natural hair 2018 will soon be a thing of the past with that in mind we must remember that the festive
45:58period is a time for forgiveness and for avoiding novelty knitwear at all cost but mostly it's a time
46:06for forgiveness you've all been guilty of some kind of shameful transgression you might have acted
46:13selfishly perhaps you've hurt a loved one or maybe you've simply stuffed a friend's pet but we must look
46:21ahead and forgive those we love for any wrongdoing