Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 7
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00:01Are you asking me to be your girlfriend?
00:03Yes.
00:04You've treated like shit before, so what's to say you won't do it again?
00:06I've got to prove everyone wrong.
00:07Do you think it's going to work?
00:09No, I don't think it's going to work, if I'm completely honest.
00:11Oh, really?
00:12Miles is just taking over the house.
00:13Have you even had a housewarming party?
00:15No, I have not.
00:16Dude, housewarming party.
00:17Yes.
00:18Let's get planning.
00:19Yes.
00:20We hate the mess.
00:22And the boys you bring around, like, I can't bear them.
00:24I don't want to be around somebody who's so nasty to people.
00:27I was just saying, without Melissa, you've got nothing.
00:29Like, you don't do anything.
00:30They are my friends.
00:31Don't talk about them like that.
00:33You've apparently said, I'm 28 years old and don't have my shit together.
00:36You live off her, basically.
00:37What?
00:38Honestly, I don't give a shit anymore.
00:40Straight after me, seriously.
00:41Stop acting like a little bitch.
00:43Try to see.
00:59Mate.
01:00I'm so late.
01:05Wait one sec.
01:06Can you just put my...
01:07Christ, you are a mess.
01:08Just stop going out.
01:09I'm going to go back, cook some eggs.
01:10Look good?
01:11I'm going to go back home.
01:12Yeah, it looked good.
01:13Just don't breathe.
01:14OK.
01:15All good.
01:16See you, dude.
01:17See you later, mate.
01:19Yep.
01:20Jacket.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:24Look at this.
01:49Five-star service.
01:53Yes, it is.
01:56This is really, really sweet.
01:58Honestly, I would have you every single, every single night.
02:01I've got a feeling this might be a regular occurrence,
02:03which is, as much as I love coming and as much as I love getting this,
02:06it is just, it's slightly annoying.
02:08I left, I came home, I went for dinner.
02:11I came back and there's like 12 people in my house having an after party.
02:15Wow.
02:16And then I go into my bedroom and Miles' shirts are on my bed.
02:19I was like, well, has he had sex in my bed?
02:21One of the girls that comes out, I was like, where is he?
02:24Oh, he's sleeping with another one in Emily's bed.
02:28That would piss me off.
02:31It's gross.
02:32There's just, that's just a big no-no.
02:34And the thing that annoys me so much is we had this conversation with him
02:36and then he went and did that, like, within four hours.
02:39And now I feel like this old, boring woman who's like,
02:42can everyone leave my house, please, when I'm not?
02:45Like, I like to party too.
02:46There's just a level of respect.
02:48Like, just don't have sex in somebody's bed.
02:50It's gross.
02:51What are you going to do?
02:52I mean, that's the last straw.
02:53He has to move out.
02:54Or I, at this point, like, I almost want to move out.
02:57Ah!
02:58You want to move out, do you?
02:59Interesting.
03:00Okay, you get a rose every single day round here.
03:03You get breakfast in bed.
03:05I think you're going to really get out of rowing that one
03:07because me and Emily both might be me thinking.
03:09Oh, jeez.
03:11Well, hey, you're more than welcome to come round here whenever you want.
03:14Because I love it.
03:15Oh, thank you.
03:16I am sure I love you, Roland.
03:19Okay, dude, so let's change the homepage up.
03:30So let's get three new banners.
03:31Let's get the rings first, then the bracelets, then the necklaces.
03:34Yeah?
03:35Cool.
03:36Sweet, man.
03:37Thanks, brother.
03:38Dude?
03:39Yeah?
03:40What's happening?
03:41Good.
03:42Are you all right?
03:43Yeah, good, good, good.
03:44Looking good for tomorrow?
03:45Yeah, we are.
03:46Dude, it's shoot day tomorrow, you know that, right?
03:47Yeah, I know that.
03:49Dude, what are these bags that I'm seeing?
03:51Did you sleep last night?
03:52Yeah, yeah, no.
03:53I just did an early gym session this morning.
03:56Just a bit tired from that again, I guess.
03:58Are you capable of getting this all sorted?
04:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
04:02Today.
04:03We've got half a day left.
04:04Yeah, that will be done.
04:05Everything done.
04:06Yeah, everything's going to be done?
04:07Oh, sure.
04:08Yeah?
04:09How's it going, man?
04:10I'm Tristan.
04:11We haven't met before.
04:12Tristan, how can we help you, man?
04:14I'm here to check on this wounded soldier.
04:16Make sure he's alive.
04:17Wait, what do you mean, make sure he's alive?
04:18Is it?
04:19Is it?
04:20Okay, I got you.
04:21It might be a little bit too late.
04:22There you go, brother.
04:23Now we're on the topic.
04:24So this is not from the gym.
04:26This is because he went big last night.
04:28It started out as a dinner.
04:30Dinner, yeah.
04:31And then escalated into a couple of drinks.
04:34And then a couple of shots.
04:35And then all-nighter.
04:36Yeah.
04:37I can't imagine the girls are very happy with us.
04:39Oh, God.
04:40Mate, these girls are going to have you out on the street with your clothes and bin bags to carry on like this.
04:44Yeah, I know.
04:45You could be kicked out, man.
04:46You've literally just moved in.
04:47Homeless.
04:48Oh, man.
04:49I don't know what's going to happen.
04:50I mean, I really have no idea how we're going to fix this.
04:55I need to think I'm doing something big for them.
04:57Like, because it means a lot, these girls.
05:00And, oh, fuck, I'm fucked, aren't I?
05:02Dude, I think, despite everything, I'm getting on with Habs at the moment.
05:07If you want, I can try and sweet talk her.
05:09Oh, what?
05:10Not for anything else, just to make sure that you guys, well, you don't get kicked out.
05:13I mean, isn't that going to be a bit awkward?
05:15No, we're on good terms, bro.
05:17Mate, are you sure you're not, like, you don't fancy Habs still?
05:20I don't know.
05:21Would you go for it?
05:22I wouldn't write it off.
05:23But...
05:24You wouldn't write it off, would you?
05:25Also, if...
05:26It's good for me to know, man.
05:27If Sam's on the seat.
05:28No, no, I'd happily say it to Sam as well.
05:30I think it's actually a really beautiful idea that we do this dinner.
05:32Yeah.
05:33I've got your back, bro.
05:34This guy, man, he's a...
05:35This guy looking out for me.
05:36Look at that.
05:37Look at this.
05:38Mate.
05:39That's what friendship is.
05:40That's a good sandwich as well.
05:41I can't wait to devour that.
05:43Alrighty, dudes.
05:44I'm going to go and do some groundwork.
05:46Nice.
05:47To stop you from getting kicked out.
05:48100%.
05:49You need to do some work.
05:50You need to do some actual work.
05:51Log in.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Take it easy, mate.
05:54I'll see you later.
05:55Yeah, cheers, guys.
05:56See ya.
05:57Alright, man.
05:58Eat that.
05:59Take the paracine mould.
06:00Get the coffee.
06:01Get the job done.
06:02I've got it.
06:03Yeah?
06:04I've got it.
06:05What's up, gangster?
06:06How's the website?
06:07What do you need to see?
06:09I've been making my own way now.
06:12I've been making my own way now.
06:15It's where I'm going to be.
06:17So, Sophie, why aren't you this well trained?
06:19Look, watch this.
06:20Mitty, leave.
06:21Leave.
06:22Leave.
06:24Get it.
06:26Aw, well done.
06:27Right?
06:28First of all, I am not a dog.
06:29Okay.
06:30And I don't give a shit what kind of sausage you present.
06:33I don't want it.
06:34Why is everything so sexual with you?
06:36Why can I not talk about sausages without you blushing?
06:39No.
06:40He's fine.
06:41He loves it.
06:42Love you.
06:43So, how is the engagement life to you?
06:46Hey, man.
06:47It is bliss.
06:48Is it?
06:49Yeah, it's amazing.
06:50And look, I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes.
06:54I will be the page boy.
06:55Because I could see, I could, you don't have to sense.
06:57You're a bitch.
06:58Can I be the flower girl?
06:59No, you can't.
07:00Why?
07:01You've got a potty mouth, alright?
07:02I don't want any of that at the wedding.
07:03What?
07:04What can I?
07:05It's a potty mouth.
07:06A potty mouth?
07:07It's going to remove this from you.
07:08Yeah, it's going to be good, clean, family fun.
07:11PG all the way from you.
07:12You're talking about sausage this, sausage that.
07:14I just like sausages.
07:16What's wrong with you?
07:17I'm not the one who has sausage in their pockets.
07:19Okay, so is there not any sort of nerves?
07:21I mean, what's the thing you're most nervous about?
07:23I mean, you can always be left at the altar.
07:28Why would you even say that?
07:30I'm sorry.
07:31Exactly.
07:32Woo!
07:33I'm still on cloud nine, dude, and you're like...
07:36Sweetie, it's always good to have a backup plan.
07:39It's a car waiting, ready to go.
07:43So, are you at the stage of your life where you're sort of looking around, all your friends
07:46getting mad and you're thinking, oh, God, should I be?
07:48Yeah, I thought that for a second, but then to be honest, I'm pretty fabulous, and I think
07:53I...
07:54What?
07:55There's nothing wrong with loving yourself.
07:56Maybe you should propose to yourself.
07:57You know, I have never been single, so...
07:59You've never been single?
08:00I've never been single.
08:01You're single now?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Oh, sweet.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah!
08:07I'll be on you
08:09All the way around
08:13There's no one for you
08:19Sammy, your table manners are on point, mate.
08:23Your mummy did a bad job.
08:24It's not mummy, it's mum.
08:27Do you still call your mum?
08:28Mummy?
08:29No, you don't.
08:30Yeah, I'm daddy.
08:31Each to their own.
08:33Exactly.
08:33Each to their own.
08:34Baz, mate, how are you, bud?
08:37I haven't seen you for a while, actually.
08:38Yeah, I know.
08:39I'm feeling better today now I'm with you guys.
08:41So I'm guessing you guys heard what happened the other evening when we were at embargoes.
08:45So basically, Miles had been, like, saying some bitchy things about me.
08:48And then James was like, it's also like a running joke that you live off your girlfriend.
08:53I was like, what?
08:54I was so, so angry.
08:56I let loose.
08:57I was like, you guys are complete hell, mate.
08:58You're a bunch of bitches.
08:59As I walked off, Miles got so, like, jumped up.
09:02And he was like, yeah, fuck off, mate.
09:04Walk away.
09:04And then I just went, oh, I just saw red.
09:06Just went and pushed in, which I shouldn't.
09:10I know a lot of people think that, like, I'm really, like, secure and don't worry about
09:16things by what people say.
09:17But it did hurt.
09:19And I wouldn't even want to associate myself with them.
09:23Do you know what I mean?
09:23I know who my close mates are.
09:25And they're not the sort of people that I would want to be within my friendship group.
09:29I hope you're okay, I feel the same.
09:32I hope you're okay, I feel the same.
09:35I feel the same.
09:40Same.
09:42Hi.
09:44How's it going?
09:45Good.
09:45How are you?
09:46Lovely to see you.
09:47Thanks for coming to see me.
09:49You're very welcome.
09:50I bet you thought it was quite a random meeting in a park.
09:52It is quite a little random meeting.
09:54What have you got to tell me?
09:55Nothing weird, I promise.
09:56Nothing weird.
09:57Now, I basically just wanted to talk about this situation with Miles as Miles' mediator.
10:02Right.
10:02Okay.
10:03That makes sense.
10:04Just for some context.
10:06No, I was chatting to him the other day and he feels really bad about the after parties.
10:11I wouldn't say party, but there's been more than one.
10:14He's worried that he'll be kicked out soon if he carries on.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Which he probably will be.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I think it's come to an end.
10:20Is he coming to that stage now?
10:22Yeah.
10:23So Miles wants to apologise to you guys properly.
10:25Well, yeah, he needs to.
10:27He does.
10:27He does.
10:28So we were thinking maybe we should have a lunch at my house.
10:30Wait.
10:31Neutral ground.
10:31It's basically you're doing his daddy well with him.
10:33He needs a bit of a help in this situation, I think.
10:36So you brought me here to convince me to go for lunch with Miles?
10:39With Emily and me as friends, just to say sorry and going forward to maybe lay some ground rules down.
10:46What, are you going to be like the lawyer in this situation?
10:47I'll be the mediator.
10:49But it would be nice to be friends with you.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Going forward.
10:52I want to make sure it's okay with Sam.
10:55Do you think he'll be okay with him?
10:56I mean, I don't think he's going to be overjoyed, but I'll explain that as to help us out with Miles.
11:01And it's, you know, there's not, it's not, it's not anything other than that.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Cool.
11:05Thank you very much for seeing me.
11:07You're welcome.
11:08Have a good day.
11:08Let's do it again sometime.
11:10Any different scenario.
11:11Yeah, hopefully, um, yeah, hopefully it's not going to be about Miles.
11:18We'll see you soon.
11:19All right, we can sort this out, yeah.
11:20I'll, uh, chat to you soon.
11:21Yeah, have a really good rest of the day.
11:23Thanks.
11:23Sammy, how are you and Habs?
11:28Really good, actually.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Made a breakfast in bed this morning.
11:32Did you?
11:33Oh.
11:33Yeah.
11:33I obviously wouldn't say this to her, but you know, when you're sort of, like, walking,
11:36you're like, ah, I could do this forever.
11:37So I think, you know, we're going to take it to the next step.
11:43What's the next step?
11:46What's the next step?
11:49Going to get a tattoo.
11:51No, no, Sam, what are you actually doing?
11:53No, what are you actually doing?
11:53It's not to her initials.
11:54No, Sam.
11:55It's not with anything.
11:56Let me guess.
11:57Bonsai truth.
11:58So what, you're literally just going to get the first thing that fucking springs to mind?
12:02No.
12:03Sam, no.
12:04Bonsai truth.
12:04No, no, because what are you going to cover it up with when this ends?
12:07Not that it will.
12:09You can't get a tattoo every time something...
12:10Yeah, stop.
12:11Don't do this, mate.
12:11No, I like it.
12:12No, no, because do you know what you're doing?
12:13Do you know what you're doing?
12:14It's so passing.
12:14You're doing something for the wrong reasons.
12:16No, it's for the right reasons, Sam.
12:16No, it isn't, Sam.
12:17It is.
12:17Look, you're in a happy relationship, okay?
12:19Yeah.
12:19You love Habs.
12:21Yeah.
12:21She really likes you, and it's going forward.
12:22It's moving forward, and you're doing well.
12:24You don't need to get a tattoo of a bloody bonsai tree.
12:27Where are you going to get it?
12:28On your butt?
12:29Right there.
12:30No, no.
12:30Sam, why do you have to do such a crazy thing?
12:33Because it just proves that you like a girl.
12:35Oh, Sammy.
12:36We've only been together for a few months.
12:38Why don't you just wait?
12:39Are you mad?
12:40Well, Ryan got Louise here.
12:42They're getting married.
12:42We've been together for ages, and we've shown so much commitment to one another.
12:47Slow it down.
12:48Slow it down.
13:18To the world of hell.
13:19Enjoy.
13:21Do we feed each other, or is that just, you know?
13:23No, no.
13:23Okay.
13:24Bit of a weird one.
13:26Tristan texted me yesterday and was like, can you come meet me?
13:30So I went.
13:31Great.
13:32Anyway, nothing to worry about.
13:34He basically wants to rekindle mine and Miles' friendship and make sure that Miles, who
13:41is apparently his new best friend, is not out on the street.
13:44So he is going to become the mediator.
13:46And so he suggested that he would cook for us at his house.
13:50Emily as well.
13:51And Miles.
13:51Not just me.
13:52Fucking dick.
13:54What?
13:54Wow.
13:54Where did that come from?
13:56I'm not one of an asshole, too.
13:59It's cool.
14:00If he asked, say I was fine with it.
14:02Okay.
14:02Well, he did ask.
14:03And I said, I think if I explain the situation, that it was purely...
14:07And he did...
14:07Oh, it's so blatant, though.
14:09It's so...
14:09That is actually the annoy...
14:11That's what annoys me.
14:12It's the most...
14:13It's so blatant.
14:15Why not actually just put your cars on the table and be like, you know what?
14:18I feel like a bit of an idiot.
14:19I got mugged off.
14:21And I'm actually going to keep going now.
14:23No, I don't think that is the case.
14:25Oh, so you really think that he cares that much?
14:27So come in and sort of like, be the good guy.
14:29Stop being the good guy.
14:30I highly doubt that it's anything to do with me, considering we're in a relationship now.
14:35So I really don't think that it would be anything other than what he's saying.
14:39But I just look at the good in people.
14:41Yeah, you do.
14:42And he's such a good guy, so...
14:43Whatever.
14:46I'd like to think I don't care, but I...
14:48I really...
14:50I'd like to think I'm not bothered, right?
14:51Yeah, you seem so cool about me.
14:54I am.
14:57Look, obviously go.
14:58Obviously go in and have a good time as well, don't I?
15:02I've got better things to do.
15:05Be fair.
15:08Maybe.
15:23All right, buddy.
15:25How's the pasta going?
15:26I'm keeping a good eye on it.
15:27Yeah, we want it al dente for the ladies.
15:30I think we're good for now.
15:31I think we're looking good.
15:32I think we're good for now.
15:34Mate.
15:34It's all about mending broken tights, right?
15:37I mean, this.
15:38I mean, the hat has...
15:39It's a good look.
15:40You know, I saw Habs yesterday.
15:41What?
15:42We had a sit-down in the park.
15:44Yeah.
15:44And I was just chatting to her, and she was telling me, like,
15:47I think you've got a lot of work to do, bro, with her.
15:49Obviously, because of the sleeping arrangements.
15:53Mate, Habs said to me, I think miles of time is coming to an end.
16:00Fuck, I didn't know it was that bad.
16:01Yeah.
16:01I thought it was a bit of fun and games, but she was pissed off.
16:04Hmm.
16:04It's annoying, because I feel like I'm stuck between, like,
16:10two worlds, in a way.
16:11Like, there's one side of me who's like, you know what,
16:14I'm having so much fun with the boys, and, like, we are,
16:16and we are young, and we're going out.
16:18And then there's the other side where I love these girls.
16:20I genuinely do.
16:20Like, I wouldn't want to live with them if I didn't love them.
16:23And I think I just need to...
16:25I need to do everything.
16:27Find the middle ground.
16:27Yeah.
16:28I mean, look, for me, this is not the end.
16:32I'm going to make sure it's not the end.
16:33So, today, we're going to make sure that...
16:34Mate, 100%.
16:35We sort everything.
16:35Oh, 100%.
16:36Nice one.
16:36It's not the end, and I'm not giving up.
16:58How do you keep beating me?
17:00Because...
17:01Because you're a natural, aren't you?
17:02I'm a natural sportswoman.
17:04I haven't played tennis in so long, but I think I want to get back into it.
17:07I bet you do.
17:08It's nice to have hobbies.
17:09Yes, you need some more hobbies.
17:10As we're moving into married life, I think that we should be doing this once a week.
17:14Can you be my tennis pro?
17:16Stay away from the tennis coaches, OK?
17:19You're in good shape at the moment.
17:21I'll tell you who is in good shape.
17:24Frederico.
17:24Yeah?
17:25He's looking good.
17:26Like a Greek god.
17:27Oh, my God.
17:28Yeah, I've always had a bit of a man crush on him.
17:30You always appreciate the male form more than the female form.
17:34You're right, actually.
17:35So, what?
17:36Did he get his top off when you went for drinks?
17:38No, but you can just tell.
17:39Sophie Herman was there.
17:40Both looking really good.
17:42Both looking really good?
17:43Both look good as a couple, as well.
17:45Really?
17:46Yeah, honestly.
17:47She's scary.
17:49She is scary.
17:49She's petrifying.
17:50I mean, I love her, but she's tried it on with me before.
17:52I mean, she's tried it on.
17:53Really?
17:54Yeah.
17:55She's a very sexual being.
17:59But, um, she made one little snipey comment at me.
18:03What was it?
18:04She was like, so, um, how's engaged life?
18:07Mm.
18:08What's changed?
18:09How are you guys feeling?
18:10How are the wedding plans going on?
18:11She was like, have you got a plan B?
18:13I was like, what do you mean, have I got a plan B?
18:15I was like, I'm in.
18:15I haven't settled for life.
18:17Ever.
18:18Plan B?
18:19I was like, no, of course I don't have a plan B.
18:21Do you have a plan B?
18:26Fuck, what are you doing?
18:27No, but I've told loads of people that I'll marry them by the time I'm 40 if I'm not married.
18:31What do you mean, loads of people?
18:32Just, like, friends and stuff.
18:34That's a bit weird.
18:35It's cool, though, because I'm getting married.
18:38I'm going to set up a plan B, then.
18:39No, I'm in this for the number one.
18:41No.
18:43Sophie Herman, you're my plan B.
18:44Oh, shut up.
18:45Yay!
18:46I've got you.
18:47She can be my plan B first.
19:00Will anyone be joining you?
19:02No, thank you.
19:03Hey, man, how's it going?
19:09Can I get a table for two for tonight, please?
19:11Sure.
19:12A table.
19:12Hey, Soph.
19:19Hey, Mousie.
19:21How are you doing?
19:22Good.
19:22What's this?
19:23What are you doing?
19:24Just enjoying some pasta and a book.
19:27Where was my invite?
19:29Sorry, I just wanted some me time.
19:30I wanted to be comfortable with the company of myself.
19:33Fair enough.
19:34And how's that going?
19:36It's going all right.
19:37Because, yeah, I'm here, is what I'm saying.
19:39And if you want me to join...
19:40Fine, do you want to join?
19:41Yes.
19:41Okay, sit down.
19:42Okay.
19:42Can I offer you some pasta?
19:46No.
19:47But, come on, talk to me.
19:49Talk to Freddie Mouse.
19:50Is everything going all right?
19:52Obviously, to be honest, you know me.
19:54I am a relationship animal.
19:56I'm never single.
19:57So this is probably, like, my time to learn about myself
20:01and, like, things that I don't want from my future relationship,
20:06things that I can learn from my past ones.
20:08I'm trying to see it, like, more as an adult.
20:10Mm.
20:11Less psycho bitch.
20:12Yeah.
20:13You're going to make the most out of this period, basically,
20:15is what you're saying.
20:16Exactly.
20:16I feel like the next person I'm going to be with,
20:18I'm going to marry.
20:21Take my advice.
20:22Don't say that out loud.
20:23Why?
20:24Because it's going to scare the hell out of a guy.
20:26Look, why don't I do something fun for us later?
20:30Okay.
20:30Yeah?
20:30Like what?
20:31I'm not going to tell you.
20:32Why?
20:33I hate a surprise.
20:35You should know that.
20:36Unless I know a little bit about it.
20:38Give me one tiny drop of wisdom.
20:41It's with me.
20:49Hey, Sam.
20:50Half-time juices.
20:52Oh, yes.
20:53Half-time orange.
20:53I'll take the orange, thanks.
20:54Yeah, the one with the straw that's actually submerged.
20:56Beautiful.
20:58This is kind of you.
20:59This is very un-you.
21:01I need a favour.
21:02Yeah.
21:03I knew it was coming.
21:04I could see it in your eyes.
21:06Okay, so, Sam.
21:07What's up?
21:08Have you got the tattoo?
21:09You got it?
21:10Have you got it?
21:12You're joking.
21:14Have you got it?
21:15No.
21:15Oh, my God, Sam.
21:16You're so weird.
21:19What is wrong with you?
21:21Yeah, I didn't get it.
21:22What were you going to get?
21:22I was going to get a bonsai tree.
21:24But I'm going to do something.
21:26To show her what she means to me.
21:28What are you going to get her?
21:29I'm giving her a key.
21:31Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:32Hang on.
21:33Why do you even need to do such a big gesture?
21:37You're moving way too fast.
21:38No, no.
21:38It's not even like a big gesture.
21:40Look.
21:40This is like, you're being so needy.
21:42It's very simple.
21:43It's not even needy.
21:44It's not even needy.
21:44It's very simple.
21:45I know she's having a bad time with Miles and all her flatmates.
21:49They're having parties and stuff.
21:50And she's spending the majority of time around mine.
21:54So, it's just more so the fact that she can always come around whenever she wants.
21:59It's not about the fact that she can live with me.
22:01It's about like...
22:02It's a terrible idea.
22:04But anyway...
22:05Where is she now?
22:06Oh, she's at Tristan's.
22:09Oh, my God.
22:09Are you actually joking?
22:12Oh, no.
22:13You're an absolute joke.
22:14Kidding, is that where she is?
22:17Should I be worried?
22:18Yeah, she should be worried.
22:19Hang on.
22:19What do you mean?
22:19At Tristan's?
22:20At his house?
22:21Yeah.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:24Why?
22:24He's making a lunch.
22:26What?
22:26And I'm cool with it.
22:27No, you're not cool with it.
22:28I'm not cool with it at all.
22:31Hang on.
22:31Why is she hanging out with the guy that was trying to get with her a week ago?
22:36Because he's masked it as he wants to be like the middle man between Habs and Emily Blackwell and Miles.
22:43So, hi, I've only known Miles for two weeks, but, you know, I want you guys to really get along.
22:47Come round mine.
22:48Let me cook you lunch.
22:49It sounds a bit like her priorities are in the wrong place.
22:52I mean, you're making all this effort.
22:53You're going to potentially give her a key, and she's still hanging out with Tristan.
22:58I mean, she should be the one to say no.
23:01Tristan's going to keep asking, because he doesn't have any loyalties to you, clearly.
23:05She should just say no.
23:06I don't think it's right.
23:07I feel like a man that can cook is very attractive.
23:16Yeah, Miles, take note.
23:17Does Sam cook for you?
23:19Sam?
23:19No, he hasn't.
23:21There's no point in, you know, beating around the bush.
23:27The reason why I kind of wanted this meal to happen was to kind of show you guys that I am willing and ready to move forward.
23:37I know I've fucked up more than once, definitely.
23:41I'm literally just putting my hands up and saying that I do need to kind of, like, you know, grow up a little bit and rein it in.
23:48I do need to rein it in.
23:49So I've realised that.
23:50No, I know, but we spoke to you about it the other day, Miles, literally, like, and then that night you went out and you did exactly what we told you what to do.
23:59I, for one, love an after party, but I don't want it in my home and I don't want to walk into my bedroom and see your shirt on my bed and be like, why is that there?
24:07Oh, because you were getting with some girl on my bed.
24:09And then where are you?
24:11Oh, you're actually in Emily's bed with another girl.
24:14Like, that is just, to me, so grace.
24:18Yeah.
24:18Honestly, thank you so much for making the effort.
24:21I think, unfortunately, the only option for us at the moment is to start looking outside.
24:30OK.
24:31Well, yeah, I mean, obviously that's...
24:34Yeah, obviously it's what I didn't want it to get to.
24:38I get, all I can say is it's on me, really.
24:41I've, I've led it to get to this point.
24:43I understand, but in my heart, I don't want you guys to leave.
24:47I am not the girl they've seen you're fun about.
25:04OK, Sophie, don't peek.
25:06Mm-hmm.
25:06You're going to love this.
25:07I'm not looking.
25:08Don't look through the fingers.
25:09I'm not looking.
25:10OK, look.
25:12What is that?
25:14The tandem bike.
25:16Ew.
25:16What, why, ew?
25:18Why would you think I would like that?
25:20It's such a loser bike.
25:22Don't, hey, she didn't mean that, OK?
25:24Oh, no, I got so excited.
25:26No, but what's not, because you know why I'm doing this?
25:28Because you can't do it alone.
25:29It's a team thing.
25:30Oh, come on, Freddy Mouse.
25:33I mean, ugh.
25:34Look, the real reason is because I've always wanted to do this with someone,
25:36and, you know, no one will do it with me, so.
25:38Oh, well, that's cute.
25:39You should have led with that.
25:40I fricking hate shopping when it's not for me.
25:52Well, I love it, so.
25:54Watching you shop is a bit tragic, though.
25:56What do you mean?
25:57Because I just sit there, like, outside the waiting room,
25:59and I'm like, what's going on?
26:02Anyway, how's living with Miles since Saturday?
26:05Because he got rat-faced.
26:05Well, yeah, he has ruined his life.
26:07Basically, me and Habs are going to look for somewhere to live.
26:10Like, we are looking.
26:11You're actively looking for somewhere to live.
26:12We're actively looking for somewhere, because we've had enough.
26:15Like, we've honestly had enough.
26:16And we're going to get to the point where we despise the guy.
26:18Yeah.
26:18And I don't want to hate him.
26:19Like, I actually think he is a good guy.
26:20Is this what he's doing, Emily?
26:21Like, he's losing friends through his actions.
26:24It's classic.
26:24But, like, living with a boy, what did you expect?
26:26Well, I don't know.
26:27Hi!
26:28Hey, dude, what's up?
26:29All right?
26:30What are you guys doing here?
26:31Just, uh, chatting.
26:34Oh.
26:36What are you chatting about?
26:37Life?
26:38Miles, actually.
26:38We've had a nightmare.
26:40Obviously, I'm guessing Habs has told you.
26:42Yeah.
26:43He cooked us his lunch at Tristan's yesterday.
26:46And we just said to him, like, we're basically going to look for other places to live.
26:51So, I'm guessing Tristan's little lunch didn't work, then, didn't it?
26:55It's hit a nerve.
26:56It's hit a major nerve.
26:58I'm fine with it.
26:58It's cool.
26:59Yeah, you look it.
26:59You look fine.
27:00What are you doing?
27:01I'm actually on my way to go and craft Habs a key.
27:05Excuse me?
27:05No.
27:06Yeah, yeah.
27:06Sam, I think you need to slow down.
27:09I think that's too much.
27:10It might freak her out.
27:12The key isn't even...
27:13It's only a big deal if you think it's a big deal.
27:15Like, for me, I don't see it as a big deal.
27:17It's literally just like, here you go.
27:19I just think...
27:20I don't know if it's going to scare her or not.
27:22I know Habs, and I think you're on completely different pages,
27:26that she's going to freak out and she's going to find it way too much.
27:30I can't see.
27:30I see what you're saying.
27:31In my opinion, this is going to go down like a sickle of shit.
27:37Right, let's go.
27:38Oh, my God!
27:41Try not to have too much fun, so...
27:43I'm scared.
27:44See, a bit of off-roading.
27:45See, it's all fun.
27:45Oh, my God!
27:48Tell me you don't feel better already.
27:53Indication.
27:55Did you just indicate?
27:57I did.
27:57You can never be too careful.
27:58Oh, my God!
27:58Ask!
28:01Well, this was...
28:04Unforgettable.
28:05It was amazing, right?
28:07Well, I wouldn't call it that, but...
28:08Definitely unforgettable.
28:10It was wonderful.
28:12I had a great time.
28:13Terrible, but...
28:14No, don't say terrible.
28:16It was fun in the end,
28:17but everything's fun with you.
28:20I can see that, you know,
28:22smile compared to...
28:23I'm just happy.
28:24I'm down and I made it out of it alive, so...
28:26You're welcome.
28:27But I just don't know how this is going to
28:29help me find my Märchenprinz.
28:31Well, I don't know what a Märchenprinz is, so...
28:33Prince Charming in German, obviously.
28:35Duh.
28:36Duh.
28:37Well, because you can...
28:38You know, we're covering lots of ground,
28:39so you can...
28:39I was steering.
28:40You're on the lookout.
28:41The Märchenprinz!
28:42Märchenprinz!
28:44You've been doing that.
28:45I don't think anyone is going to pick up, like,
28:48a couple on a tandem,
28:50unless they're swingers from Germany, so...
28:52Yeah, and that's not...
28:53That's not what I'm looking for.
28:55So we're ruling out swingers, is it?
28:57Okay.
28:57No swingers.
28:58Well, now I know that.
28:58See, I didn't know that before.
29:00Thank you, Freddy Bear.
29:03Love you.
29:04See you later.
29:05Bye!
29:05So, wait till we hear this.
29:25So, Tris asked me to meet up with him.
29:27Tris is still at the scene.
29:29Tris is still kicking him out.
29:30He's still about.
29:31He's actually become buddy-buddy with Miles.
29:33Of course he has.
29:34Yeah, so I thought he was going to tell me
29:36something, like, really deep and meaning of Miles,
29:37like, what is getting on here?
29:39Or be like, look, I just want to be friends.
29:41Yeah, just clear the air.
29:42Like, clear the air.
29:43Anyway, he was like,
29:45I'm here as Miles', like, support team.
29:47I think that would be a good idea
29:48if we have a lunch at Martin
29:50just to clear the air with you and Miles and Emily.
29:52He's known Miles five minutes.
29:54Why does he care?
29:54That's exactly what Sam said,
29:56but clearly they're really good friends.
29:58I don't know.
29:59But, yeah, we went for this lunch.
30:00We turned up...
30:01Oh, my God, you went.
30:03Yeah, well, we had to.
30:03This is a win.
30:05The long and the short of it is
30:06that me and Emily are looking for somewhere else to live.
30:09No.
30:10Yeah.
30:11We're both like, look, it's never going to change.
30:13We gave you one chance,
30:14and then that same night
30:15you went and shot somebody in Emily's bed
30:17and had people round.
30:17No!
30:18Yeah.
30:19Do you not know about me?
30:19In Emily's bed?
30:21What the fuck is wrong with him?
30:24OK?
30:25Wait, that night?
30:26Oh, my God, he's fully disgusting.
30:28No, no.
30:28It's really not cool.
30:30It's really bad.
30:31He's just having a complete identity crisis.
30:33Like, he needs to just go back to, like, who he was before.
30:36Yeah, yeah, it's what we've decided.
30:37So you're moving out.
30:38Or maybe you should be with Sam.
30:41Hey!
30:42And you have a nice little situation like I've got going on.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:45That kid actually...
30:45No, I'm not gonna...
30:47I'm not moving into Sam's house.
30:49Do you not like your own space, though?
30:51Um, no.
30:52Oh, my God, no, you're mad.
30:54I'm a freak.
30:55I, like, need my own space.
30:57So I would see Sam at night,
30:59and then I'd say bye in the morning, leave.
31:01Yeah.
31:01And then I will see him in the evening.
31:03I don't mean to speak to him.
31:04But I do need my own space.
31:06Like, tonight, I probably need to stay on my own.
31:07Just for me, baby.
31:10OK.
31:11All over's always gone to pressure.
31:17You know what?
31:20I love Indian food and red wine.
31:22Indian food, red wine and good company.
31:25Hey, Harry.
31:25This is great.
31:26It's nice that we can all be together.
31:27It is.
31:28You two?
31:29It is.
31:29Yeah.
31:30It is, actually.
31:30Yeah.
31:31Yeah, and you guys are on a little friend date.
31:33We are.
31:34Harry's my surrogate boyfriend, aren't you?
31:36I still got the surrogate.
31:38I'm already taken.
31:40No, no, no.
31:41I'll be there for you.
31:41Yeah, thank you.
31:42As a friend.
31:42No, but hang on.
31:43You guys actually have hooked up before.
31:45That's a joke.
31:46A few years ago.
31:47Charity work.
31:48Yeah, Olivia led me on once upon a time.
31:50No, I led you home.
31:53You led him home.
31:55Weirdly, our first date was here.
31:57No way.
31:58No.
31:58Yeah, it was, actually.
31:59And I bought her flowers.
31:59Her name bought me flowers.
32:01Oh, my word.
32:02I can't even see you down.
32:03There's a flower guy.
32:06Are you going to come with me to this gig tomorrow?
32:07OK.
32:08If it's me, you, Melissa, Habu, Sam, you, I'm there.
32:12It is.
32:12And there's a few randoms going as well.
32:15A couple of extras, mate.
32:16I mean, I'd rather not.
32:17How do you feel about all this stuff?
32:19What stuff?
32:19With Mars.
32:20I'd just, I'd rather not be around them.
32:23Do you know what I mean?
32:23Like, if they want to apologise, then it's down to them.
32:27But don't rise to anything now.
32:28No, I won't.
32:29I'll accept their apology and be like, that's it, cool, done.
32:32From now on, I'm just not going to listen to what people say.
32:34If they want to say something negative, they can.
32:35Like, me and Melissa are so happy.
32:37And people just, I don't know, some people just don't understand that, yeah, we do spend
32:41every day together, but it works for us.
32:42What's the longest you and Melissa have ever been apart?
32:45Um, like, five days?
32:47I was thinking of going on this trip, and I want to take Melissa and Habs with me to
32:51Canada.
32:52Girls only.
32:53That sounds like a really nice idea.
32:55When is it?
32:56Next week.
32:58Next week's my birthday.
32:59Oh, my God, is it?
33:00Liv, you should know that.
33:02That's really bad.
33:02I can't be away from my girlfriend on my birthday.
33:04That's like...
33:05But it's not like it's a big one.
33:06You're not 30 till next year.
33:07But it's my first birthday spending with her.
33:10Like...
33:10Is it?
33:11Yeah.
33:12Is it?
33:13Yes.
33:13Is it?
33:14Yes!
33:14Actually, I thought you'd been together for a lot longer than a year.
33:17No.
33:18Okay.
33:18It's coming up for you.
33:20Well, that's fine.
33:21You're spending your anniversary together.
33:23I'll ring her now.
33:24Oh, no!
33:25Oh, Harry, come on.
33:26You're going to ask her now?
33:27Yeah, well, I'll ring and see.
33:33Oh, it's Liv.
33:35Hey, Liv, I'm just with Habs.
33:37Can I put you on speaker?
33:38Hey, how are you both?
33:40Yeah, good.
33:40How are you?
33:41Yeah, good.
33:42Um, I was just wondering,
33:43if both of you would like to come on a girls' trip to Canada with me.
33:47What?
33:47Just us three?
33:48Who's going?
33:49Yeah.
33:49Just the three of us on a naughty little girls' trip to Vancouver Island.
33:53Oh, my God!
33:54Shut up!
33:55Do you both want to come?
33:57Wait, there's a problem here.
33:59Why?
33:59Harry's birthday is coming up.
34:01I can't not be there.
34:03Sorry, Melissa, you were breaking up.
34:04What did you say?
34:06Harry's birthday?
34:07What am I going to do about that?
34:08I can't not be there with him.
34:09It's fine.
34:09Your anniversary is pretty soon after.
34:11You spend that one together.
34:12We're sitting at a table now with Harry and Ryan and Louise.
34:15Harry's just absolutely fine.
34:16He doesn't mind you missing his birthday.
34:17He doesn't mind you missing his birthday.
34:19Okay, perfect.
34:20That's planned.
34:21All right, you two.
34:22I'll...
34:22Wait, wait, wait.
34:23Where are we going?
34:24I can't leave Harry on his birthday.
34:26It is one week.
34:27Thank you, baby.
34:28Thank you, baby.
34:29All right, that's love.
34:30Bye.
34:32What?
34:32What?
34:33I don't know what to do.
34:35Poor little Harry.
34:35It's just too deep.
34:36If he was to do that to me, I would be livid.
34:39I'd be like, you can go on a boy's trip any time.
34:42He's 29, so look, he's got a year until the big one.
34:45And maybe whilst you're out there, you could buy him a present.
34:47He could have a boy's night.
34:49Sam could look after him.
34:50I will consider it as long as it is just us three.
34:54Black star, that's how I call your name.
34:59When I saw you dance in a dirty leather jacket.
35:03I begin to see black cats, black boots, black sea, black cups, red light.
35:13Black star, this is how we love.
35:19Miles, man.
35:21You look miserable.
35:22Hey, man.
35:23I just came from shopping with Emily.
35:25She told me everything.
35:27Yeah, pretty shit, right?
35:29Yeah.
35:30Are they properly moving out?
35:33What can I do?
35:37There's nothing I can do.
35:38It's just, it sucks, because I love these guys.
35:40And, you know, we...
35:42We got along so well.
35:45And I fucked it.
35:46By going out and pissing around.
35:49And pissing off Habs' friend, Harry.
35:53How long have you been living together?
35:55A month.
35:56A month?
35:56Mate, I know.
35:57That must be a fucking record.
36:00So what, you're just going to be one person in a three-bedroom flat?
36:03No, that's not what happened.
36:05I love living with the girls.
36:06And, like, Habs, like, we got along so well when we were living together in Croatia.
36:13And it was amazing.
36:13And I want it to be like that again.
36:16But, look, there's nothing I can do.
36:19I just didn't think it would come down to them.
36:21Actually, I wanted to move out properly.
36:22Have you, like, given up now?
36:23You've given up trying to impress them or make them happy?
36:26Well, what else can I do?
36:27What can I do?
36:28There's nothing I can do.
36:29Like, I, like, Tristan and I cooked dinner for them yesterday, but the girls were having none of it.
36:36The girls have, you know, obviously, honestly, they've taken that decision.
36:39They've said, you know, you know, thank you for trying, but we're done.
36:43Really?
36:44We're living up.
36:45So.
36:46You've exhausted all of your options, dude.
36:50That's it, really?
36:51There's nothing, really, I can do.
36:52There's nothing, really, I can do.
37:22There's nothing, really, I can do.
37:52How good is this band?
37:55Oh, actually, they're really good.
37:59Hey, girls.
37:59Oh, hi.
38:00How are you?
38:01Yeah, good, how are you?
38:02Yeah, good.
38:04Obviously, like, you know, the conversation we had last time, um, how are you girls for key and sense?
38:10I did say, Emil wasn't going to fix it.
38:13Yeah, I know.
38:13Like, we don't want to scream at you anymore.
38:15We don't want to be, like, always having a go at you.
38:18Yeah, yeah.
38:18Like, it's not fun for any of us.
38:21Yeah, and I think now it's got to a point where it's just too awful to live together because so much has happened.
38:28This thing is, we will move out, and then I think from there we'll just rebuild our friendship, hopefully.
38:34Okay.
38:34So, I actually bumped into Sam yesterday on another note.
38:48He was like, oh, I'm on my way to get Habs a key for my house, and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:54A key was to get...
38:54No, he wasn't.
38:55Yes, he was.
38:56No, he was not.
38:57Exactly, like, I said to him, do not do that Sam, like...
39:00No, he wasn't, I don't believe it.
39:02You think I'm lying?
39:03No, he wasn't.
39:06I'm just not that person.
39:08Well, I...
39:08I like my own...
39:09Well, I know you, and I know that by him doing that, it will push you away.
39:13If anything, it's not going to make you want him more, it's going to make you be like...
39:16You know me so well.
39:16Yeah, and you'll be like, whoa.
39:18Ryan said that he saw you two the other night.
39:34Yes.
39:35Us, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't us two, us three.
39:37Yeah.
39:38Yeah, I met a friend's dog.
39:39Oh, okay.
39:40Yeah.
39:41That's why you're missing that one.
39:42Apparently, you asked whether Ryan had a plan B.
39:44Yes, you did.
39:45What?
39:46Yes, you did.
39:46Oh, I said, like, just in case you get left at the altar, so I thought you should have
39:51one.
39:51I don't know.
39:52Do you have a plan B, Roman?
39:53No, I don't have a plan B. You don't have a plan B, do you?
39:55Oh, shit.
39:55We've already discussed this.
39:56We don't need to share our answers.
39:58You have discussed this?
40:00Now I need to know.
40:01We'll talk about...
40:02What's your plan B?
40:03Plan C.
40:04Oh, no, I've made loads of plan Bs with random friends, but if it all fails and falls apart,
40:08we'll get married.
40:09I know, I think you guys are the cutest couple ever.
40:13Thanks.
40:13Yeah, very nice.
40:14I do, too.
40:15I think you two are quite cute together.
40:17Oh, yeah.
40:18Oh, really?
40:19Yes, I do.
40:19How do you get that idea?
40:20Yeah, Ryan, how do you get that idea?
40:22What do you think, man?
40:23Can you not see the...
40:24You have a...
40:25We both have a very similar sense of humor.
40:27Yeah, we do.
40:28Red is like the male version of me, right?
40:32How am I meant to confirm that?
40:33I mean, less, less booby.
40:35We almost have the same cup size, so here you go.
40:37We do.
40:38Roman, shots.
40:40Shots.
40:40I'll be right back in the shots.
40:41Bye, Roman.
40:42Bye.
40:42What's going on with you and Fred?
40:49Nothing.
40:50We're just friends.
40:51Okay.
40:52So you know how he took me on a date last year?
40:54Yeah.
40:54And then I got back together with my ex-boyfriend,
40:57and that was that.
40:58Since then, nothing.
40:59I obviously think he's very attractive.
41:02Like, I always fancied that Viking look.
41:05Yeah.
41:05However, however, like, I think since that happened last year,
41:10none of us, you know, have taken a further move.
41:14Yeah.
41:14So I think that's just off the table.
41:16I don't know.
41:17I think unless you go there, you're never going to know.
41:21If you knew that he fancied you, would you reckon you would be keen?
41:25I don't want to fuck up a great, like, friendship, you know?
41:30Like, we just have a nice time.
41:31But I think a lot of the best relationships are formed from a friendship.
41:35Hello, hello, hello.
41:59Oh, you too.
42:01Hey there, you all right?
42:02Mm-hmm.
42:03Are you enjoying it?
42:03Yeah.
42:04Have you found your passport yet?
42:05I, um, haven't.
42:07I'm actually being, uh, renewed.
42:09That's funny, because I found it at my house.
42:12You've been coming round to my house and nicking my belongings.
42:14Stealing your passport.
42:16Um, so you're excited?
42:17I live, I would love to go.
42:18You know, I love you and I really want to be there.
42:20But I can't miss his birthday.
42:22His, it's not his sweet 16, Melissa.
42:24I can't just leave him on his birthday.
42:25And his age, that's going to make it feel worse.
42:27You've got to celebrate 29.
42:28It's embarrassing.
42:30Olivia.
42:31The rival age.
42:33It's so annoying.
42:33I'm so sorry.
42:34Sorry, are you saying the only way you would come to Canada is if Harry was there?
42:41That sounds amazing.
42:42Would you want us both to come together?
42:43I'm seeing as there's no way in hell you two are ever going to separate.
42:46I mean, it's obviously the only way.
42:48So is that an official invite, Olivia?
42:51It is.
42:52Woo!
42:53Yay!
42:54To Canada?
42:55To Canada.
42:56To Canada.
42:57And your never-ending birthday.
42:58Did I sing with nothing?
43:08With your glass above me and your rose?
43:15Sorry, I'm sorry.
43:18There's no one that's bothering you, no.
43:21All right.
43:23Hello.
43:25Hello.
43:27Hi.
43:28How are you?
43:29Yeah, good.
43:30Enjoying the gig?
43:31Hi.
43:32How are you?
43:33Mwah.
43:34Yeah, good.
43:35Enjoying the gig?
43:36Yeah, when he's playing that guitar behind his head.
43:38Do you think you could do that?
43:40Yeah.
43:41Sure.
43:46And you mentioned that she bumped into yesterday and you...
43:52She mentioned that on your way you had been to get a key cup drink.
43:59You're not going to ask me to move it?
44:02No.
44:03I just...
44:06I feel very happy with you and stuff like that.
44:11And I know that things have been bad with your living situation.
44:16And I'm not asking you to move it, I was just going to give you a key.
44:19Some would say that I'm the king of a gesture.
44:22And I think that some of them are born out of little just insecurities sometimes.
44:31And maybe some, like, act on them by doing things like that.
44:34I think if you do everything like that already so soon then what have you got to look forward to?
44:40I don't need you to give me gestures all the time.
44:43It's lovely.
44:44I love the flowers.
44:45Well, I'm not going to give you the key.
44:49But I just know that the door is always open.
44:54Always.
44:55You know, well not for everyone.
44:58Just for you.
44:59Just for me.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Unlocked.
45:02On the latch.
45:03Good today.
45:04Today.
45:12Why is this chick single?
45:13I mean, come on.
45:14Do you think they're a good couple of yours?
45:16I think they're a great couple.
45:17Well, let's make this happen.
45:18Thank you so much.
45:19Tell me, tell me.
45:21It's sending quite a big message.
45:24So I sent Sophie some flowers in your name.
45:27Oh, good.
45:29Yes!
45:30We made it!
45:31Canada!
45:32I can't actually get over this view.
45:34Well done, Nev.
45:35You did bad.
45:39This trip's just gone to shit.
45:41But I'm going to redeem myself.
45:42I don't make...