Made in Chelsea Season 14 Episode 9
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00:00This is Habs. I'm Olivia Hyde.
00:03Finally, listen, I found you a girl.
00:05Do you want to, like, catch a drink sometime?
00:07Yeah, for sure.
00:08I mean, I'm rusty and I'm out of the game.
00:10Well, so am I.
00:12Do you have any tattoos?
00:14No.
00:14She would love it.
00:15She would love it.
00:16That's not real.
00:18That's not bad.
00:19That's so intense.
00:21Would you get one with my name?
00:22Yes.
00:23Where would you put it?
00:23On the sole of my foot.
00:25I'm trying my best to get over you.
00:28You broke up with me, so it's very hard for me to empathise when you've hurt me like that.
00:32Who's this?
00:33Frankie, James.
00:34James, nice to meet you.
00:35Are you a bit of a Lazario?
00:37Probably.
00:38Maybe a date would be a good idea.
00:39Yeah, we should go on a date.
00:41Now you're asking for it.
00:42We wanted to remake the world from this prison land.
01:01I want my enemies to prosper at my head.
01:08I want my enemies to prosper at my head.
01:13I want my enemies to prosper at my head.
01:43I've never had a part before.
01:44When someone comes up to your girlfriend or something like that, do you, comes up to Liv,
01:47are you a bit, like, you know, protective?
01:49Uh, I'd said get a bit jealous.
01:51You didn't detest that it was a girlfriend?
01:52What, actually?
01:53She's a girlfriend?
01:53It's your girlfriend?
01:54No, no, no, she's not.
01:55Well, not, like, official yet.
01:56No, do you know what it is?
01:57I'm honestly enjoying it so much with her, and I don't want to rush into it.
02:01I feel like when you label it, that's when shit hits the fan.
02:04But it is exciting to get back into the whole sort of, like, dating thing.
02:07Don't you date her?
02:08What about you?
02:08You're dating someone.
02:09I'm dating.
02:10I asked someone on a date.
02:12What did you say to her?
02:13Can I take you on a date?
02:14I think I literally just said, so, you want to go for a drink?
02:16And then that was it.
02:17Okay, wait, let's just box.
02:18Can we just get her down to this boxing so I feel...
02:20You need to practice for a second.
02:21I feel like I'm in.
02:22Right, you two spa.
02:25Ready?
02:25What's that?
02:26You're a monkey.
02:27What do you mean I'm a monkey?
02:27Go, go, go, go, go.
02:57two look lovely i feel quite weird getting my hair done when i'm about to go on a run but no no frankie
03:02you're not just going on a run though are you i know it's quite a weird date that you've chosen
03:08to do i know but he clearly wants to see how uh what your stamina's like i find him intriguing
03:13because he's so weird basically that means she thinks he's rough but his chat's no no i think
03:18he's really good i think he's good he's good looking but i'm not sure about his personality
03:23are you gonna kiss him whilst i'm running covered in sweat out of breath if he went in for a kiss
03:28would you i don't know probably not would you probably be like come back to mine then
03:34um i just hope i look good running um how things are smitten he's really good looking
03:41he's got blue eyes well done guys were you like giggling and touching your hair
03:46yes you were i'm basing your eyelashes oh mitten stop it show me gg that do i oh my god stop
03:53do what she does this thing with her eyes do it i don't know i don't even know i'm doing it
03:58i'm obviously just a natural did he flirt with you he asked me for a drink i don't know mitt's just
04:07got started because that's humor like you'd laugh throughout yeah he was quite funny i mean there's
04:11no trust there whatsoever don't ever okay so he's like definitely not he's not boyfriend yeah i
04:17i did really enjoy his company it was really easy it wasn't awkward that's good yeah
04:32well
04:49well that was really really beautiful to watch i loved it i'll be in touch thank you
05:05full of surprises yeah i know she was really great actually i loved it so i'm hosting a circus
05:14soiree just because and i want actual like beautiful performances mixed with a little bit of freak are
05:22you gonna try and make this kind of sexy or are you gonna exactly of course it's gonna be sexy what
05:28do you think it's my event you're right i've got plenty of skills to throw in he does the the yo-yo
05:33don't know well not just the yeah juggle i can juggle giant chess basically had a lot of free
05:39time giant chess giant chess fire poi on the beach there's loads of stuff but you're just gonna let me
05:45you know show you how about swallowing a sword i'll give it a go you've picked the right performer slash
05:53diablo darling there's a whole like queue of professional that you're now going to send away
05:58because you've met send them home you need look no further
06:12i just want to say i honestly thought that i was all right i thought i was gonna suck
06:40i thought you were okay you weren't the worst i wasn't the worst have you seen these legs
06:46anyhow how are things for you guys alec yeah yeah talk to me about this please talk to me about this
06:53hey man hey the good thing is is he's now back in america and we're still happier than ever so yeah
06:59it doesn't really matter i mean i really don't think that anything i mean i'm unfair that's why i got
07:03this but have you seen this but you got that before i have heard of it that's quite sweet please
07:10when are you gonna get my name oh yeah so where's every day it goes by and i kind of then
07:16so why don't you forget about it no i will you going to get it yeah you just said that you just that
07:23was such a reaction yeah no i want to return the favor but i just don't know exactly what i want yet are you
07:29actually going to do it wow fair i thought we're just having a bit of banter well yeah i'll get one
07:35definitely in my finger here
07:49oh man we need to stop soon i can see a hamper yeah is that that was the secret yeah it's pink it is
08:11but you know i can't i can't shop too well yeah i thought just going for a run was a little bit too
08:17casual it's really more dating exactly exactly i hope you like white wine i do i actually do good
08:24i feel weird drinking on a running date though so do i but i thought it was like mix it up a bit
08:28are you nervous is that why you've got the wine what so i can calm my nerves with alcohol
08:32no that's why not at all why would i be nervous because you're on a date with a girl
08:39is that is that a nervous thing do you not get nervous do you date a lot then obviously no i don't
08:43date a lot no not at all oh yeah i do not date a lot would you be nervous if you didn't date a lot
08:49no like i just it's natural like it depends if you get on with the person i feel like i get on with
08:53you so that's a good start yeah if we had nothing in common then of course i'd be like i want to get
08:58out of here pretty quickly uh okay like alcohol like leads to things and whatever so you're getting
09:06drunk so no i'm not getting you drunk cheers um i like how like we flow it's quite easy why what did
09:13you think i'd be like i just thought you'd be typical chelsea what is difficult chelsea i can't i
09:17won't describe but you're like no you're something else like you've got some you're confident i love
09:22your confidence that's like the one thing yeah that's why like i kind of you asked you out you
09:26asked me out it was a bit of both i don't know there's like some sort of chemistry but i can't i can't
09:31put my finger on it do you have a kiss on first date yes dates no if i felt like i was like warming
09:38to someone and it worked then no never what do you do you kiss on the first date i don't know this
09:46is my first date since the ex yeah i don't know me do you break up a while ago now say how long's a
09:52while ago we break up in summer still friends yeah like i can't go around to his and hang out with him
09:59no that'd be weird why do you think it's like something would happen no trust me i'm over him
10:11no no that's so dangerous don't do it mate it really hurts god don't do that so uh you ready
10:20for your date then mate after after this i think i am i'm pumped i'm quite jealous of you ready to be
10:25fair live's been a bit of a matchmaker yeah she's so honest she's trying to get everyone laid she's
10:31not trying to get me laid well i mean there's only so much she can do now it's a big ask and actually
10:37she i think she kind of set up frankie with this guy called james shut up no she didn't i think i
10:44think yeah i know she did orchestrate something it's all sort of good looking rich guy with a really nice
10:50rolex um why do you care i don't care i don't know what i mean i think it's i mean it's nothing's
10:58going to happen but this doesn't really bother me it no i just said that's gonna do it this kid's not
11:03frankie's tight there's no way i saw what he looked like i know but i think i don't i mean i'm just
11:07you know he's a taller version of you from what liz told me i think frankie actually asked him out
11:11a day no yeah no yeah shut up are you serious i think so yeah it doesn't it just it does not
11:21matter it's just if i did that i would not hear the end of it from frankie um let's get you dating
11:28and let's go on let's get about frankie why don't i ask cab see if she's got a mate we can get sammy
11:34tea along as well we can do a little group thing that'd be great you need to now do your own
11:37shit forget about her i have forgot about her
12:04tea for all
12:07what is this green tea peppermint actually peppermint tea oh it's so healthy um what's been
12:15happening with you louise god not a lot pregnant yet no thank god so ryan showed me i didn't know he's
12:22got like a tattoo of louise and louise has now said that she's going to get a tattoo of ryan's name
12:28are you i just i'm not sure i'm really a tattoo person have you got any tattoos no he wants you to
12:33that's the thing i think he does want me to i think i think he's not going to put pressure on
12:38because that's not the kind of guy that he is oh but he'll be mortified if you don't it's just i'm
12:42like trying to think of think of places that aren't visible wait so so yesterday you were like super
12:47keen even though i know you don't like tattoos so are you still going to do it or or now ryan's not
12:53there are you going to be like well backtrack well i don't know it's not right the thing is is he
12:59wouldn't want me to do anything that i'm not comfortable with yes he would please don't make
13:04it so hard no but also he'd probably rather he didn't do it than do it and then resent him for
13:08doing it yeah but he explained to me he was like look man he's just like the fact that i don't like
13:12tattoos is the reason i'm getting one of louise's oh you i've got to go and get one now then
13:29oh hello ryan it's sophie sophie yes sophie herman oh hello how are you i'm horrible i'm so stressed
13:53i literally had to draw myself a bubble bath just to relax oh you're you're in the bath now what i
14:01do all my important phone calls from the bath so are you are you naked right now yes
14:10god i don't i don't know what okay all right what can i do for you sophie so i'm planning a circus
14:17themed soiree and i had all of these strong men planned for my big entrance and they literally
14:24bailed last minute i need to be carried in for my big entrance so obviously you're the only person
14:32who i had in mind who could step in to do the best job and we're gonna like oil you up and everything
14:39oh my good god um would you be willing to help me please all right sweet okay thank you so much
14:48i really appreciate it see you ciao
14:56jesus thank you
15:01frankie went on a running date i saw you before did you kiss him no so did you have a good time it was
15:07actually really fun did you i was quite nervous i was with you before wasn't i only getting a blowjob
15:12i got my hair done wait you got your hair done for him but you didn't get your hair done for me
15:16shame what sorry literally it does yes we went running which was kind of weird we were saying
15:21how it was a bit weird but it was actually really nice because it wasn't too intense second day yeah
15:26do you like him i wasn't as attracted to him and then when i went running for some reason you guys
15:30and like gym kids actually quite attractive yeah that's why i do it past the train
15:34and you got the second date tonight yeah so that's tonight you're gonna kiss him i don't know
15:38i think i think he would like that well because that's what you would like
15:43you would kiss on the first date no i wouldn't yes you would
15:46did you try and kiss frankie when you had trouble if i wanted to you would have
15:48no i wouldn't yes she wouldn't have done do you know what frank i hope it goes well for you
15:53thanks no worries what about you are you dating anyone uh no but mitten's actually going on a date with
15:59with habs later tonight and uh i think she's bringing a couple of friends so mitt's invited
16:04me and jamie to go down as well jamie's going as well yeah i don't know if i am quite ready yet but
16:13it's good that like my mates are literally like come on let's go for it the problem is like jay talks
16:18for england mitch is just good looking and surly and i'm just saying like i talk a lot don't look
16:23that good you're like the nice one yeah that's true you'll be fine
16:37oh
16:42gentlemen i love you more than anything in the entire world
16:44ah and um just remember you are battling the best i'm gonna get lead tonight wow i love the
16:52confidence hundred percent i'm gonna go with the guys they go what's your tactic i'm gonna say guys
16:56look i'm heartbroken i'm upset i need i was gonna go with that room look we okay one point we cannot
17:01talk about ex-girlfriends and if they ever come up we have to pretend that we well they were just
17:05point okay just very quickly frankie asked a bloke on a date
17:13i can't be holding knives like that i know she went on that date okay well then whatever
17:17how did it go well sorry but i think there's like might be a second one why would you tell me that
17:25now why would before the girls go why didn't because then if it looks like
17:28we're hungry people are going to go check
17:32ah hi hi guys hello ladies nice to meet you pleasure nice to meet you and you hi clemmy how you doing
17:40sorry one of my friends failed oh no it's just what happened sucks i don't know she um she had a work commitment
17:50did she find out that she was going to be sat next to jamie yeah i gave her hands up no i know i don't
17:55know why she had um other commitments well let's find out right now we'll find out right now so you
18:01so your name is kenny what's that short for no so it's clementine edith margaret cutterson
18:07sorry it's a bit of a tongue twister jamie loves the double-barreled names yeah wait hold on so ladies
18:12so tell us so um how are you sorry do you know keep those up god i mean yeah i can't remember the last time
18:20um is this oh this is a date for you guys have we just crashed your date how do you guys even
18:25know each other how do you meet uh we were at a bird's paradise party yeah there were lots of
18:30birds kicking around that sounds really bad um and i was one of those birds yeah it was also
18:37and i asked her for a drink and then this is kind of what happened so clemmy you were dragged into
18:42this i was indeed sophie thought it would be a good idea but you guys need to live up to that oh god
18:48don't worry we will i promise you oh all your expectations will come true because we were
18:53we had this we went boxing literally what was it yesterday you went boxing yeah yeah yeah well
18:58we're boxers oh are you sorry i shouldn't laugh jay no you've been in a box
19:09are you joking me no i'm a boxer okay yeah yeah i don't know to be fair i haven't seen you do any
19:14exercise so maybe you do look like a boxer when you exercise well maybe we should all exercise
19:17together maybe we should do that yeah i can do the monkey bars for about four minutes okay i'm gonna
19:22hold you to that yeah i can do i can i did a thousand monkey bars in a row in 2007 and then in 2007
19:29that's 10 years ago jay still talks about the fact he's a sports scholar from about 20 years ago oh my god that was
19:47incredible
19:52great
19:58oh hi
20:00what are you searching on your laptop suspect yeah why would you do that on my laptop nothing that exciting
20:07well to me i shall check later i had a strange phone call cool cool who sophie hermann called me
20:16how does she have your number i just good question quite awkward i was like all right okay yeah
20:22sophie um what are you doing where are you she's like i'm just in the bath shut up i was like
20:28radio that's so weird why is she calling you from the bar yeah turns out that she's throwing this
20:34circus themed party she's like would you be able to carry me in shirtless hang on so you
20:42were like that's ridiculous is this you asking my permission no i'm i'm in you're in okay sweet
20:49she really caught me off guard i was like you're gonna look like her little bit if i just say yes
20:53maybe we can just put the phone down and you can get about back to soaking yourself and i can go
20:56on with my day right yes ah and then yeah here i am you're such a pushover so you're nice mate
21:03what are you actually going to enjoy that probably not why would you want to be walking in carrying
21:09her i don't know i don't want you like making her look great where's my party i mean oh god
21:17as long as there is no skin on skin contact i don't want like her bum on your face or like
21:24even her bum on your shoulder or hand but i trust you it's fun have fun
21:31do you know what we should do you guys should go on a date and we all three should go on a date
21:35separately okay let's do it have you just asked us on a date no you just said we should go on a date
21:41the three of us okay well you just you take me you've taken me by surprise i've been three years
21:47out of the game and this is what's going on yeah dude this is welcome back to the dating game
21:51what's happened i haven't asked you on another date yet oh yeah why is it all about us mate
21:57sorry no go for it okay okay would you take my hand in another day
22:03i would hold your hand in another day i wish it was that easy for us hey guys cheers let's go to the
22:09next bar cheers cheers guys
22:26hello frankie hi okay how are you you look beautiful thank you i thought the date went really well yes
22:33so right yeah well a bit more formal tonight like dinner yeah i feel really formal yeah
22:44um should we go sure thanks
23:03i've just thought of a fun fact did you know that sophie herman does all of her important phone
23:27calls from the bathtub how do you know that she phoned me from the bathtub did you she did what you
23:32don't know is i was in the bathtub as well it was you splashing around in the tub at your house
23:38why was she funny in the bathtub she basically she basically said would i carry her in to this
23:43party she's throwing do you think louise is gonna like that yeah is louise gonna like that noob
23:48have you got a new tattoo have you seen this why are you laughing i heard about this i thought it was
23:54a joke i mean this is this is this is a sign of commitment dude is she going to get one or no
23:59she tells me she is well on her wrist as well i don't know where it's going to go probably be
24:02somewhere super discreet on her neck get it like here cross here ryan ryan how are you feeling
24:09today are you feeling fresh i feel pretty bad actually i'm you know as you get older hangovers they
24:13they just creep in harder and harder we went on this triple date last night we like flop out of
24:17the restaurant like pretty hammered and uh he's all out in good spirits and then looks over the road
24:22and sees frankie getting into a car so i i checked on her social media and i saw like she was in the
24:27this bentley with this guy just cruising around no i just feel like now i need to do something in
24:31order to hit back yeah that's what i'm gonna do make sure she sees it as well so i'm gonna take
24:38this girl kemi on a date and i'm gonna post the shit out of it i can't wait kemi's a really really
24:43sweet girl which is not really my type so i'm i'm merely going to take on a date just to get back
24:49at frankie mate is that bad yes horrible blow is that is that really bad to be fair so you can play
24:54at that game
25:14thank you so much they look great cheers thank you for sneaking out of work to come see me i just
25:20needed to discuss last night yeah no i'm actually um i've only got an hour but we've had our nails
25:25done i've got about 50 minutes left i mean we need it after last night how did you find it really good
25:31apart from my you know my nerves kicked in a bit i mean i was laughing my jaw actually ached by when i
25:36got home my my mouth hurt i was smiling from ear to ear the entire night yeah i know but anyway jamie
25:46yeah i mean he's a loud character which kind of floats my boat what about mitten anyway sitting
25:51there in silence i mean he's obviously really good looking so are you though so it's fine
25:59oh your vote oh sorry that's really anti-social
26:02hello clemmy speaking hi clemmy it's jamie oh hi how are you
26:13yeah i'm very well thank you i mean i had fun time last night did you yeah
26:17so did i it was a really nice evening would you like to go on a date with me
26:22what are you thinking like what's the what's your idea something fun something great something cool
26:27something awesome okay perfect sweet let's do it by the way i i i don't kiss on the the first date
26:35okay neither do i good
26:39but i do have sex so
26:42oh my god that's too much that's funny okay good chat from you okay i'll see you guys i'll see you
26:49tonight we're doing it's gonna be an adventure prepare yourself okay perfect i'll see you later
26:53okay cool see you in a bit bye
27:11so this is a throwing knife is it really it's balanced you're making this up as you go no this
27:18is a throwing knife what the hell where the hell did you get a throwing knife from they're just my
27:22throwing knives these are not my competition ones these are just the ones i you know carry around
27:26with me on the okay these are going to be what they're going to basically go either side of your
27:32head my head yeah you're my assistant no these are apples for the top of your head i'm not putting
27:38one of those on my head and you throwing i'm known for my precision and accuracy francis i've lived
27:44with you for like five years you can barely piss in the toilet i've seen it it just goes all over
27:47the side that's not true okay look take an apple close your eyes and stand in that corner here just
27:56relax this is not okay i could just namaste pray for my life can i cover my eyes at least what are you
28:06doing how long do i have to do this for what the damn hell is happening here stop have you lost the plot
28:15francis i hope this is not for my party yeah this is the headline act hell no what are you oh my god
28:23what on earth be careful those are not toys what's happening here these are my throwing knives he wanted
28:29to throw it in my head well no this is part of my act like you can't hurt freddie mouse let's just leave
28:37it there if fred doesn't trust me that's you know don't make this about trust okay i think you should
28:42losing a lot like juggling or diablo or whatever yo yo kindergarten or just dj i mean for
28:50sake but please don't kill anyone at my party i will dj okay thank you all right great thank you
28:57yeah you're welcome i saved your life you owe me now yeah so i called ryan the other day because i needed
29:03his help okay um however it doesn't work with him alone for my big entrance to carry me in
29:10so would you please help me carry you in with the rhyman yeah deal yeah deal amazing
29:25so sam where are we actually going wait see it's a surprise you know i don't do surprises
29:31well that's why i've done it it's also time to put your money where your mouth is
29:42so why are we here i'm not gonna lie to you okay sam this is so weird dude you've been given all the
29:49chat okay it's time to walk the walk you've told all of us you're gonna do it i've never said i was
29:55gonna do it ryan is expecting this to happen he would the problem is is he would love it if i had
30:01his name on me see this is exactly what i brought you here though do you know what i mean this this is
30:05like the turning point you either do it or you don't dude it would mean you're a dick yay or nay
30:11sam shut up give me you know we're here now this is my body i will be making my own decisions you have
30:17not said no you've not said no i don't need to be a copycat i don't look once again you're not saying
30:23no you're just giving reason no okay i'm gonna say no that's final yeah how do you reckon he's gonna
30:29take it i i really actually think that he's going to be quite sad cheers are you on the hunt tonight
30:53why would i be you're permanently on the hunt yeah how's deep be he's really good yeah really good
31:02boyfriend girlfriend i don't know i wouldn't like i would want to be his girlfriend you would but i
31:06feel like it is going towards that yeah you pretty much are anyway you just haven't had that like
31:11conversation yet yeah i'm like i want to be his girlfriend you better hurry up and ask me or i'll
31:16have to ask him how are things you james we went on a date um it's going to drop me home happy he
31:23walked me to the front door and he didn't kiss me what and i was quite up for it normally like
31:28weren't you is he playing a game he's playing me being like i can't deal with it so wait do you
31:35quite like it yeah i do i like him more because he isn't he is playing it quite cool that's good
31:42he's challenging me and it's weird you're so used to getting everything you want yeah and now
31:47you can make your match with him yeah we'll probably go to the party together sophie herman's
31:52circus are you introducing jamie and james no are you joking i don't know it's a bit of a weird one
31:57obviously when we went for tea the other day stan brought up how jamie him and mitten were all going
32:02on like a triple date thing with habs and like some of her friends did that bother you though or not it
32:08like it made me feel partly better because i was like hey it's good that he's moving on like now
32:13i don't have to feel guilty about being like so okay about stuff but then part of me was obviously
32:17slightly jealous obviously i just hope she's not that hot
32:21that was a good shot ready oh my god please miss
32:36what it was a good try i hit it your turn okay can you stand there now now that you've
32:43told me how to do it behind you ready that's not necessary okay here we go oh my god you did it
32:49you did it smashed it okay you can do it now how are you you're looking very pretty i'm good thanks so
32:56do you quite spontaneous of you to ask me on a date is so quickly after we've just had dinner you asked me
33:01on a date no i didn't i disagree with you having said that can we class this as a friendly date
33:07how is it what do you mean a friendly date not a friendly date but like i want to get to know you
33:10do you know what i mean well ask me any question you want go you can ask me anything in the world
33:14and i'll tell you anything in the world look at that when did you break up with frankie
33:21two and a half months ago yeah see that's not very long
33:23i'm fully over it so my friend sophie herman she is having a circus party okay and i was wondering
33:33if you would want to go to the circus party with me sure thing sounds good what we should know that
33:38what we should we should take a photo come on we have to take one really look like we're in love
33:43that's actually so nice no that's nice okay you look really pissed i look hammered come on
33:53should we go to get drinks yeah i'm super surprised we called but actually had a really nice day
33:58so thanks same and i had the best time good
34:13welcome to my circus party
34:43thank you bye man thank you i mean hands off so quick
34:57some really hot girls here there are some really hot girls sizzling hot one in your boyfriend's
35:02shoulders i see jamie chatting he's all over the girl that you were supposed to be taking on a date
35:12the early bird catch the world must never realize how early to get up jamie doesn't
35:15fuck around especially especially when he's got next girlfriend to try and make jealous so hang on
35:20let me get this straight jay is only you know cracking onto her because he's trying to make
35:25frankie just wants frankie to feel jealous because she's dating this guy but have you seen frankie
35:31she's even noticed jay she's really preoccupied up there with that dude
35:42now this is a suit right you kind of like the whole sort of entertain on a cruise ship kind
35:59of vibe and you're deliberately standing on one leg as well well i just thought the thought process
36:04that goes into it hey party people are you enjoying the party how are you loving it great
36:11are you loving it yeah yeah i'm loving the suit i guess we won't be needing the clown anymore what
36:17did you leave your knives at home i hope yeah because i thought i was djing but there's no decks
36:22anywhere later babe later what is that yeah oh oh god did you actually i think that's for you young
36:31lady thank you you can't bribe her you're not going to perform at the party francis
36:46you haven't told me about your date what did you do you played golf oh see that's fun that's
36:54really fun and do you fancy him more so than when we're at the date what about you are you getting
37:01good vibe off net because instagram messaging me i'm just not on that like he needs to ask my number
37:07for it to progress hi hi how are you good um so how was your little soiree after the other night
37:15when we went to supper yes well i'd like mad night out have you asked for her number yet or i mean
37:20yeah so i'm not your yeah i was i was gonna i was gonna well i think this is my cutely
37:27you too bye all right hi hey did you think it was weird that i didn't ask her number i was for like
37:32instant messaging so it was like usually like creeps off my instagram and i was like oh it's not
37:37well hi here's another creep to add to this no i just it's like i don't know it's maybe that's the
37:43me thing all right well i will we can we can do the number thing
37:47i'm having fun i'm having fun are you having fun i am yeah can i do a question yes
38:08um did be yes were you my boyfriend yes or no right now i was fired i can't believe you actually
38:23just asked me that definitely don't ask people to be my boyfriend but with you it's sort of like i
38:28i don't know yes
38:42do you reckon you could do that yeah i could say the aerial who quite flexible rubbish
38:47I don't look back. No, not at all. Like Pilates. Hello. Hello there. Hello, hello.
38:54Can't you go out here? Hi. Clemmie, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Hi.
38:59James. Bonneville, so far. Hello there. Hi. Jamie, nice to meet you. James. How are you doing?
39:03Hello, Jamie. Nice to meet you. How are you? Good, very sweet. How are you guys? You guys are very cute together.
39:08Yeah? Thanks. Yeah, yeah. I saw you. I saw you in the Bentley.
39:13Did you know? Your parents have a real nice car. Yes, they do.
39:16It's a parent. He can drive, though. I can drive. Maybe you could teach them how to drive.
39:20I don't drive. Jamie can't actually drive. I've never learned to drive.
39:23So you guys are dating? We've been on some dates. What?
39:27But that doesn't mean we're dating. Yeah. Oh, it doesn't. No, don't insinuate we're dating,
39:30because we're definitely not. Oh, wait, hold on a second. We're definitely not dating.
39:35We're dating. Are you dating? We're in the process of going on dates, yeah?
39:39Yeah. So this is, we're in the same situation. Well, this is our second date.
39:44Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
39:46I don't think she wants to date you. It's not, I mean, it's not a one-on-one date.
39:50No. Clemmie's a little bit tired from our last date.
39:54Oh, did you have sex? We just stayed up very late.
39:56God, that really doesn't mean it so quickly. Well, we did. We stayed up very late.
39:59Did you have sex? No.
40:00Can't say anything, because I... Of course she didn't.
40:02A gentleman never kiss and tell, so...
40:06Yes, you definitely do. No, I don't. I would never say...
40:08Is this awkward between you two? Because obviously we're, like, single, but...
40:12No. Your exes. It's not awkward for me at all.
40:15No? I could not sit here right now if I have my ex.
40:18But I'm very mature, so I'm fine.
40:20Are you?
40:21Are you?
40:22I'm very mature.
40:23How old are you?
40:24I'm 29.
40:2529? No, you should be mature. I'm 22. I feel pretty mature.
40:28But I haven't got that many years.
40:29I've got that many years.
40:30Yeah?
40:31He's seven uni. He's seven uni.
40:32One more year.
40:33What are you studying?
40:34Global business management.
40:35Do you want to go into business?
40:37I do, I do, yeah.
40:38I'm a founder and CEO of a business, so I could give you some tips.
40:41Please do. No, honestly, no, I take that respectfully, yeah.
40:44Great, man. Any time you need some help, I'm...
40:46Jamie, come on.
40:47It's true.
40:48He doesn't do anything. He pays someone else to do.
40:50Does he?
40:51Okay, well, anyway.
40:53So, is there going to be a problem here, because I'm not one for drama?
40:56No.
40:57No.
40:58We're friends.
40:59We're good.
41:00We basically, we broke up in the summer, and then it was...
41:01We broke up ages ago, but then we sort of got back, we didn't get back together, but
41:04we sort of did.
41:05Then Jamie broke up with me.
41:06From three weeks ago, we're now...
41:08Yeah, three weeks.
41:09That's pretty fresh.
41:10No.
41:11Longer than that.
41:12Two weeks ago.
41:13We slept together three weeks ago.
41:14That is so fresh.
41:15Anyway, as nice as this is, should we go get another drink?
41:19Yeah, maybe a refill.
41:20It's really nice to meet you.
41:21Yeah, and to you.
41:22Enjoy.
41:23Guys, don't get too drunk.
41:24That's what I'm saying.
41:25Nice to meet you.
41:26See you all.
41:27See you all.
41:28Maybe see you in a bit.
41:29That will look.
41:30Am I the only one feeling slightly awkward about that?
41:33Yes.
41:34It's awkward.
41:35It's fine.
41:36All right?
41:37Okay.
41:38Thank you so much for lending me your schleppy boyfriend.
41:41Right.
41:42Can I borrow him again sometime?
41:43Anytime so.
41:44No.
41:45Oh.
41:46I think it was a one-time only contract.
41:47What did I have to carry my own shopping?
41:49I know when I was shopping.
41:51Okay, I'm just gonna get Fred for that. I think that would be better. I mean, you're both like huge
41:58Yeah, huge intense. I mean, I don't know how this relationship actually works
42:04Anatomically, it's it's a mystery to me. I'm that not tell my chat see
42:10Hi slappy mouse
42:12Bye
42:14Did you enjoy it? Yes, you did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, no, it won't be happening again
42:23No, you're still strong. I liked it. I actually I just thought I would we should maybe talk about the whole tattoo thing. I
42:31Know I said I was gonna get one
42:33But I just don't think that it would suit me. I
42:37Get the feeling that you're
42:39You're you think I'm expecting you to get one. I don't know. That's not the case at all
42:44I don't feel any pressure at all. You know, I've got this because it's a testament to the love I have for you
42:51And it's like yeah, I don't need you to put any ink on your body to demonstrate that you feel the same
42:59I'm gonna make it up to you
43:09Then I know you from somewhere yeah, you're that you're that player
43:14Player missile
43:16Need to do them inside like that
43:19So I said you're like you're deep in thought. I don't know that
43:23Come in. I just met James and Frankie. Mmm. Yeah
43:27So you basically went over with your fake date tried to belittle some guy much younger than you
43:33It just annoys me so I'm so angry inside
43:37I'd say he doesn't know how he doesn't know anything about her like would like he's gonna get to know that no she will
43:42It's just I don't like it's just here in front of me and it's annoying and he's here. This is natural
43:47It's quite a sweet guy. I'm not satisfied what I've just done
43:50I feel a bit like a bit of a dick and just shit every single time I see her I
43:54Get all those feelings back again. I just can't handle how she's drifting away, and that's my issue
43:59I don't want to be with her. I'm not I'm not lying to you
44:02I don't want to be with that, but I'm funny very difficult that she's and our God
44:05The whole point we came in. I was like it was like to get a reaction
44:09I wouldn't what you're gonna do about telling them you're gonna carry on them
44:16So from what I just saw in there you've got baggage
44:19Baggage so much buddy. Are you kidding me? You slept within three weeks ago. I think I was on with them. Thank you
44:25Thank you. It was definitely longer than that. Cheers. Longer than that. That's not what you just said. No, I think it was longer than three weeks ago
44:32The way he looks at you though. Yeah, but I don't look at him like that. No, but still that's not the point
44:36He's obviously moving on. Is he?
44:39It's a front. What the second day. It's a front
44:44Yeah, I kind of want to sack you off because of the baggage
44:49That's really fucking mean
44:51Because I want something more than just like a flirty friend. I'm not a flirty friend. Well, that's what I see you as right now
44:57Oh, okay. Well, we can change that. Yeah, I am attracted to you like undeniably
45:02I think why I'm so like attracted to you is because you're confusing me
45:05There's a bit of like
45:06Okay, so you are attracted. I told you that so many times
45:09Yeah, but then you take it back. Yeah, because you know what we should have sacked this off
45:12There's part of me that I really want to kiss you, but there's part of me that I just don't want to deal with that hassle
45:18What hassle?
45:21No, I think I'm willing to take a risk
45:23Okay
45:25I
45:27Basically saw Frankie and James kissing
45:29There's only one thing to do
45:31Kiss Clemmie
45:33You're playing games with Frankie and you're using a real person as your bait
45:35He's using you to annoy me
45:37Who the fuck does he think I am?
45:39If you want to use somebody else go and fucking use somebody else
45:41He doesn't know what it's annoying because I had a great time with you
45:43What does that mean?
45:45Absolutely fuck all at this point
45:47How are things going with
45:49With the lovely Alice
45:51I'm not getting a massive vibe that he is interested
45:53I definitely make an effort
45:55That's something that I like to do
45:57Me and Hans actually we caught up yesterday
45:59It doesn't sound like you're that interested to be honest
46:01Really I mean mate
46:03Come on don't be a fucking twat
46:05You do say to me you miss me every day
46:07I don't say to you every day
46:09I don't say to you every day I miss you
46:11There's definitely a part of it which you are being used
46:13At the end of the day I'll believe what she's got to say
46:15Rather than her ex obviously
46:17You broke up with me
46:19You broke up with me
46:21You broke my heart
46:23I know
46:25I know
46:27I know
46:29I know
46:31I know
46:33I know
46:35I know
46:37I'm bored of your fucking game
47:05You