Made in Chelsea Season 15 Episode 9
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00:01Sam, where have you been hiding that body?
00:03I feel like you've been flirting me a little bit out here.
00:05If that's what you feel.
00:09Hey, Tom. Hello, how are you?
00:11Why don't I set something up?
00:13You are the most handsome man in SW3.
00:16Wow, that's quite a compliment.
00:17Yeah.
00:20Okay, pose for a pic.
00:22Liv looks like she's having a good time.
00:25She would be an idiot to ruin what we have.
00:28Looking at you and Harry, I'm jealous.
00:30Look how happy you guys are, and how unhappy I am.
00:33Problems are only going to get worse.
00:35I'm going to get you to break up.
00:38For breaking up with him, I feel like you have no idea how hard it will be.
00:42Imagine if I'm going to break his heart.
00:58We're still young and we never look back.
01:02We don't have a plan, but we like it like that.
01:05Don't know what I want, but I want to see you dance tonight.
01:13We're still young and we never look back.
01:16We don't have a plan, but we like it like that.
01:19Don't know what I want, but I want to see you dance tonight.
01:24All night.
01:26We're still young and we never look back.
01:30We don't have a plan, but we like it like that.
01:33Don't know what I want, but I want to see you dance tonight.
01:39So close.
01:45We are the winners.
01:48You are the losers.
01:50Why are we so bad?
01:51In the future, there will actually be a Habs Hill, not a Henman Hill.
01:55Oh, that's quite good.
01:56That sounds so lame.
01:57Yeah, I mean, you guys in tennis obviously look great.
02:00I'm not right, those skirts are really short, though.
02:02They are short, though.
02:03We did it to distract you, so we'd win.
02:04That's it!
02:05That's it!
02:06That's why we'll crack this game.
02:07Oh, God.
02:08But no, Sri Lanka was absolutely awesome, wasn't it?
02:10No, it was so nice.
02:11Like, it's good to be here, like, playing tennis and everything,
02:13but, God, I wish we were back there.
02:15I miss it already.
02:16It was so fun.
02:17Liv, yeah, it's good that we got Liv out there as well.
02:20Yeah, I know.
02:21I feel like, yeah, I think she knows what she needs to do now.
02:25It's whether she'll go through it.
02:26Whether she's going to go through with it.
02:27Yeah.
02:28I've known Liv for years and I have never, ever seen her
02:31that vulnerable and that emotional before.
02:32Really?
02:33Yeah.
02:34That's the worst place I've seen her sort of thing.
02:36I would not want to be in her shoes right now.
02:39We get lost.
02:40Sometimes you lose your self-control.
02:44Everything's fading.
02:46It's hard to hold on.
02:48We're taking risks on climbing walls.
02:54Innocence fading.
02:56But it's better than before.
03:01But I don't know if you can see this.
03:06Well, it all gives away to us.
03:11And we fall.
03:13Hey Liv.
03:14Um, not sure if you've landed yet, but we need to talk.
03:18So can you head over to mine tonight?
03:19And we fall.
03:20It's cold.
03:21Tell me you.
03:22We'll be so fine.
03:23You let go.
03:24Now we're lost.
03:25Tell me her.
03:26Tell me her.
03:27Tell me her.
03:28We'll be so fine.
03:29You let go.
03:30Now we're lost.
03:32Tell me her.
03:34Tell me her.
03:35Tell me her.
03:36What's up?
03:37Hey, I made you a cup of tea.
03:39Oh.
03:40I know you don't really drink tea.
03:41I was boiling.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's basically sabotage, is that what?
03:45Oh, I'm sorry.
03:46Sweet tan.
03:48Does it look good?
03:49You were actually browner before you left.
03:50Not all of us can just jet away when we feel like it.
03:53You can actually.
03:54Well, I can't at the moment because I have my book to work on and meeting with the publishers
03:57later.
03:58I'm also planning the book preview.
04:00Oh, wow.
04:01Yeah.
04:02I'm going to throw a party and get everybody together.
04:04I'm actually really proud of you as well.
04:07No worries at all.
04:08You've really thrown your heart and soul into it.
04:10And I know how stressed you've been as well.
04:11So, pound it.
04:13So what was the highlight of the trip?
04:16Probably Habs.
04:18Please tell me you guys didn't get together.
04:20I did.
04:21Are you serious?
04:22Come on.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:24She's so fit.
04:27We snogged.
04:28What?
04:29You did not actually go with her.
04:30That was like a joke.
04:31We had like a holiday romance.
04:32It was really nice.
04:33I have to say I'm very shocked.
04:35Next step we'll need to go on another double date.
04:37No.
04:38Hell no.
04:39No chance.
04:40No.
04:41I'm going to ask her on a date for a one-on-one because I don't want to screw
04:42it up.
04:43I just want to get the first date out of the way if she says yes.
04:46So she's not just a distraction.
04:48Like, it's actually, this is a potential.
04:50We're going to get a dog.
04:51Oh, please, Sam.
04:53For goodness sake.
04:55So, Habs, what's going to happen with you and Sammy now you're back?
04:58I don't really know.
04:59I mean, I did kind of like think it was like a holiday little bit of fun, but he's shown
05:04like quite a lot of interest since he's been back.
05:06So how many missed calls did you get on a daily basis?
05:08I've already had, I've had three calls already.
05:11Today?
05:12No.
05:13You just landed.
05:14Like, it's 15 hours ago.
05:15Ding.
05:16Aw.
05:17Missy.
05:18Missy.
05:19Missy.
05:20That was a really long flight.
05:21I think it's really cute.
05:22It is cute.
05:23Usually that sort of thing really puts me off a boy, but it doesn't with him.
05:27Do you actually like Thompson?
05:28I mean, like, I really didn't expect it.
05:30I didn't come to Sri Lanka and think I'd never really, he hadn't been on my radar in
05:34that way, but I actually, I think he's really great.
05:37This is good.
05:38I like this.
05:39I'm quite reserved.
05:40I just like hold my cards quite close to my chest.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Thompson better play his cards right then.
05:45He just puts all of his on the table.
05:47He just puts everything out.
05:48Thompson's just like, here they are, this one, this one, this one.
05:51Here's my family.
05:52But you're quite tactile with him, which is nice.
05:54It's not like you're a cult, you're a cult bitch.
05:56You just don't voice it, you don't say it.
05:58Yeah.
05:59I just don't say it.
06:00I find it really hard to say, like, how I feel.
06:03Do you think there's going to be like a date soon, or...?
06:05I mean, I'm not going to lie, we hadn't even got through passport control
06:08and he already asked me in a day.
06:10Aww!
06:28Darling, you must be absolutely exhausted.
06:30All that walking up and down the King's Rage you've been doing.
06:32I must say, you are looking gorgeous.
06:35And Oliver, what about you?
06:37All as well?
06:39You know what, I'm really happy.
06:41Oh, good, I'm so pleased.
06:42I'm really happy.
06:43Are you happy?
06:44Yeah, I am.
06:45So I've been thinking, I really want to get a dog.
06:47I just have visions of me running round Battersea Park
06:50with my big yellow lab, called Lord Barkington's.
06:53I'm with you.
06:54Lord Barkington's is the best name I've ever heard in my life.
06:56What would you call him for short?
06:58Barky?
06:59Barky?
07:00Or, no, I think perhaps he's got such great lineage
07:05that he can only be addressed by his full name and title.
07:08I think that's fabulous.
07:09I think it is.
07:10It's really fabulous.
07:11So how did the date go?
07:13Tell me about it.
07:14How was it?
07:15Yeah, so it went really well.
07:16Oysters, I always think ramps stuff up, don't you think?
07:18Well, darling, there was a slight little problem.
07:20Obviously, you know oysters are my favourite.
07:22James is allergic to oysters.
07:25Oh, no.
07:26I know.
07:27I mean, that is a problem.
07:28It was a wonderful gesture of you.
07:30Is it allergic to oysters?
07:31I know, how unfortunate for him.
07:33Do you like him?
07:35Well, I can't deny the fact he's very handsome,
07:37but looks aren't everything.
07:39But you've got to be able to shag them.
07:41That's the issue.
07:42And no one wants to shag just a personality.
07:44No, but I have agreed to go on another date with him,
07:46because I don't think all is lost.
07:48I don't think it's a complete write-off.
07:50You know, there is definitely something there,
07:51but I don't know whether it's romantic.
07:53Has he got a good bod?
07:55Well, I haven't got him naked yet.
07:57I mean, I assume that with his kind of polo abilities
08:01and stuff like that, he could stretch around.
08:03A nice little sneaky six-pack.
08:05That would be nice, wouldn't it?
08:07I think it's definitely worth another date.
08:09Well, I think absolutely do it.
08:10Why not?
08:11You're so young and have fun.
08:13See what happens.
08:14Get a snog.
08:15Maybe.
08:16Beb, what do you think?
08:19Oh.
08:20I'm not sure he cares.
08:22I'm not sure he cares.
08:23I'm not sure he cares.
08:32Oh.
08:33Oh.
08:34Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:39Oh.
08:40I don't wanna do this anymore
08:41Oh-oh-oh-oh
08:46Oh-oh-oh-oh
08:49Oh-oh-oh-oh
08:51Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
08:54Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
08:56Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
09:00Everything I tell you's everything you wanna hear about
09:05Jacket on the phone
09:07Hi.
09:08Hey.
09:09Hello.
09:14Erm...
09:17To be honest with you, I've not been in a good place at all.
09:20OK.
09:22Not a good place at all.
09:24My emotions have just been played with massively.
09:28And then I speak to Mitt the other day
09:31and he shows me these pictures of you in the pool with Mark.
09:35Looking like...
09:37Looking like...
09:38You were just drunk and jumped in the swimming pool.
09:41Were you, erm...
09:43Were you topless?
09:45You asked...
09:46Well, do you actually think I'd be topless?
09:48You can ask anyone who was there.
09:49Everyone was there.
09:50Everyone was there.
09:51And I jumped into the pool and then I had my arm around his neck.
09:54That's all it was.
09:55And I know that's just...
09:56I know from that it looks fucking disrespectful.
09:59And I wouldn't like...
10:00I'd be livid if he did that to me.
10:01I would just never...
10:02Yeah.
10:03I would never treat you like that.
10:04OK.
10:05Well, I'm saying sorry for that.
10:06Yeah.
10:08So what have you been thinking about then?
10:11I don't know.
10:12I just think maybe...
10:13What...
10:14What...
10:15What crap has people been putting in your head?
10:17What sort of crap people have been putting in my head?
10:19Those are my friends.
10:22So the other night we had this, um...
10:24We had, like, our final dinner.
10:25Because we were all...
10:26For the last night.
10:27And, um...
10:30The ultimate, like, chat that came from all of it was that...
10:34None of them think we're right for each other.
10:37And there are aspects of that that I agree with.
10:40They don't...
10:41They probably don't...
10:42They have something against me.
10:44They don't have something against you, dig me.
10:45They're my oldest friends.
10:46I've known Sam and Barron for fucking years.
10:48So they know...
10:49I thought Barron was one of my mates.
10:51Digby, I've...
10:52Digby, he is one of your friends.
10:53But through me, I don't...
10:55I'm telling you right now...
10:56Did you say the differences you've seen in Barron?
10:58It's not about Barron, Digby!
11:00It's not about Barron!
11:02You're constantly throwing it at Barron.
11:03It's not about him.
11:04It's nothing to do with his relationship.
11:06And actually, to be honest,
11:07they have a fucking great relationship.
11:08I'm actually incredibly jealous of their relationship.
11:12Really?
11:13Yes.
11:14Why?
11:15Because they're so sweet and happy together.
11:17What?
11:18And you're not happy with me?
11:19Oh, God.
11:20This isn't just...
11:21Babe, we're...
11:22No, babe.
11:23Like...
11:24You're jealous of their relationship.
11:25I thought, babe,
11:26I thought our relationship was...
11:28Is amazing.
11:31We definitely...
11:32I certainly believe we have a way better relationship
11:34than anyone.
11:36I just feel like someone's put those thoughts in your head.
11:39Babe, you do not spend the amount of time we have spent together
11:42and still talk, still wake up happy.
11:44I know, but what if we've just been so wrapped up in that that we'd...
11:47Have you missed me since you've been away?
11:49Yeah, great.
11:50Massively.
11:51Massively.
11:52Well...
11:54Obviously, I want to be with you.
11:55I can tell you now, though, I can make it work.
12:00We can make it work.
12:02These last six months have been the best six months of my life, I don't know.
12:11And that's all down to you.
12:41It's the emperor out of the sky
12:43Ah, Benny.
12:47How are you?
12:49Take a seat. I'm good. How are you?
12:51I'm exhausted.
12:53I'm not surprised.
12:55Let me guess. I bet you crumbled.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Oh, God.
12:59No, but no.
13:00But it wasn't really like that.
13:02Like, you know, when I think when we were out there,
13:04in my head was like, this is going to happen and this is going to be like this.
13:08But then obviously when I saw him,
13:09why are you smiling at that?
13:12I just knew that would happen.
13:14Yeah, but you know what it is?
13:16It's completely different when someone's in front of you.
13:17It's completely different and I think when we were away,
13:21it was... I do massively value what you guys all say
13:23and I think it was very good for me to hear everyone's opinions.
13:26I just worry that this is just going to prolong the inevitable.
13:31You're my best friend and I want you to be happy. That's all I want.
13:34I've always said, Digby is a great bloke.
13:36And he is a great bloke. Of course he is.
13:38And... But you don't...
13:41Just because you're a great bloke doesn't mean you have to be in a relationship with that person.
13:46No, I know.
13:47And I'm just extremely worried that things are going to go back to how they were.
13:53Yeah.
13:54He doesn't always take on board what I'm saying.
13:58Like, he listens to it, but he's not actually hearing what I'm saying.
14:02And I think he constantly wants to just solve things and have all these quick fixes.
14:06I don't think you've made it clear to him how you actually feel and how serious of a problem this is.
14:11You literally are hanging on by thread.
14:14Yeah.
14:14And I don't think he realises the severity of the situation.
14:17We should go with a fitness cover because that's what people will want to buy into.
14:38Yeah. A lot of people kind of buy books and they want to...
14:41They find it easier to cook from a recipe book than they do to cook from their phone or something.
14:45So I think it's important that we get across on the cover that there is, like, some really fantastic food in there that kind of reflects how you actually eat.
14:52I do love this image.
14:53It's a huge deal.
14:54This is the biggest thing that I've ever done.
14:56This is the biggest project I've ever worked on.
15:00And I just, I really hope that people love it as much as I do.
15:03Yeah.
15:03Well, probably the launch party will be the first time they see it then.
15:06They see the book in real life.
15:07Yeah.
15:08One of the things we'd really like you to do there is to make a speech.
15:11And that's to explain a bit about the book as well as to say thank you to all the people who are there who've supported you and worked on it.
15:19Well, I was actually thinking that maybe we wouldn't have a speech.
15:25Or that maybe my brother is much more comfortable doing things like that.
15:31I know it isn't his book, but lots of people find public speaking scary.
15:35You're not alone in that.
15:36I don't know what it is.
15:37One-on-one, I'm a lot more comfortable.
15:40But standing up and having all eyes on you, something about it feels so different.
15:48It doesn't have to be a really long speech, but, yeah, I think it will make such a difference to what happens next.
15:55Oh, hi.
16:13Hi, Ryan.
16:14How are you?
16:15Good.
16:15How are you?
16:16Good.
16:17What's going on with you two?
16:18Not much.
16:19We just wanted to have, like, a recovery brunch.
16:22Much to talk about?
16:23Always.
16:24Much to bitch about.
16:25I'm fucking out.
16:25Mm.
16:26Okay.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Where are you schlepping these two coffees?
16:29Schlepping.
16:30Why is that word come out already?
16:32Well.
16:32I'm just picking out some coffee for Louise.
16:35Oh.
16:35That's so sweet.
16:36That's nice.
16:37Good boyfriend duties.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Apparently so.
16:39She's working super hard right now.
16:41She's getting ready for her book launch.
16:43I didn't know she was going to write one.
16:44I didn't know she was a writer.
16:46No, me neither.
16:47So you guys are obviously invited to the book launch.
16:49I don't think I'm going to be able to make it.
16:51Fair enough.
16:51It might not be for everyone.
16:53No.
16:54They wish her luck for me.
16:55Thank you, I will.
16:55Ciao.
16:56See you soon.
16:56Bye.
16:58She's going to need it.
16:59Kind of.
17:00Bye.
17:05Oh, yes.
17:06Oh.
17:08Oh, yes.
17:12Okay.
17:13Right, ready?
17:14Bye for the rest.
17:15Go.
17:28Boom.
17:28you look really free actually oh thank you I really enjoy Sri Lanka yeah I have fun it was
17:37really nice because obviously you know we're there for live and all those things but it's
17:41you can only be there for someone so much I mean the rest of your holiday was kind of
17:45mine was certainly filled with butterflies they were floating up is maybe it was really fun I'm
17:54gonna toss it oh god are you on a date we are actually on it on a well we're on a bowling
18:04extravaganza yeah actually we are do you think I wanted to stay to go well and now like you know
18:11I've just bowled badly I'm embarrassed should we go over there and play I think it's a really good
18:15idea no I don't think so at all like one crashing their date to crashing our day and I'd rather
18:22keep you here at the bar so we'll stay here and drink and have fun okay okay fine I just hope you
18:31nice to hang out all together thank you not this time maybe next I might just go and have a little
18:40chat oh I'll order some drinks you sure yeah okay right I'll be quick quick oh my gosh she's coming
18:46over I'm good darling let me see you thank you you seem to have a knack of doing this every time
18:53on a date just finding out where I am I am quite good at it normally when Sam and I go bowling we
18:59have the things up at the side and he has the you can't start dating someone and start lying at the
19:06same time they don't go hand in hand I always start I always start with a with a bed of lies it's the
19:12only way you get the date and you always say try to see this really cringe thing where he like goes
19:15up I'm just exactly like this is how you do it but really he's just doing it to touch you and you
19:20should be I didn't do that at all though Sam did you did he actually oh yes he did so sorry you
19:29always had it that's so embarrassing did you really yeah I did I did do that it was kind of my go-to thing
19:35it was so nice to see you right bye darling bye enjoy your day bye Sammy have fun such a day hey oh my god
19:46I know Sam's just spectacularly good at making a tit of himself like he lives off it I love it though
19:52they aren't you quite sweet together they are but I think holiday romance but we'll see what do you
19:57think bowling honest honest opinion I'm only honest give me honest I think bowling's bloody boring so
20:05can I have a really big drink yes okay fine so disappointed in not bowling when you didn't
20:11want to in the first place I'm really happy you did call this yeah it's been fun and I'm really
20:19enjoying it and I would quite like to call another one if you do as well if you get a strike we can go on
20:25another day okay no pressure okay okay I'm crossing my fingers for you I need this
20:55an I wanna beat your diamond
21:14me
21:20Hi, mate.
21:26Hi, mate. You all right?
21:27Yeah, good. I got your message.
21:29Yeah, mate. No, I just basically wanted to talk to you.
21:32I didn't really want to beat you around the bush about anything.
21:33So, basically, mate, on the trip,
21:36you've been saying that I'm not right for Liv.
21:40I mean, when you say it like that, it's completely taken out of context.
21:44I haven't directly said Digby's not right for you.
21:46I haven't said that. I've said that you're a great bloke, which you are.
21:48It's more so that you're not right for each other. It's not that you're wrong.
21:52You don't spend every day with that girl, a person, for six months
21:55if you are not, you know, you clearly don't have a...
22:00No, I'm not saying that you don't have a connection
22:02or you don't have things that are right.
22:04There's so many things that are right in your relationship.
22:06But from what Liv has relayed to me and how she feels
22:09and how she's reacted by her not being able to sort of voice things
22:14and voice problems with you, like, if you guys have an issue
22:16or a slight problem, she feels that she has to suppress that
22:20and keep those feelings in because she's so afraid of number one upsetting you
22:24and for you, if she did address it,
22:27for you to sort of brush it under the carpet
22:29and sort of pretend that there isn't a problem in the first place.
22:32I feel like you've put those thoughts in her head.
22:35I definitely haven't put those thoughts in her head. Definitely not.
22:38I'm going by what Liv has said to me
22:40and how she's reacted to your own relationship.
22:44These are Liv's feelings that she lets out,
22:47she's spoken to me and I am a very good friend to her.
22:49I know that me and Liv are fucking great together.
22:52I know that...
22:53You're not, though, dude.
22:54Like, you might think that, but you're not.
22:58I don't think she's addressing to you the problems that she truly has
23:02and that... I think that needs to happen.
23:05The time is now
23:06The time is now
23:08The time is now
23:10For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come
23:29when we have shuffled off this mortal coil.
23:41I am so glad that I've got you here to help me with this public speaking thing.
23:45I feel as though giving a speech is not something that I will ever really enjoy.
23:52I just... My mind is just... I'm... I'm... speechless.
23:57Honestly, it's really, really... It's something that's so hard for me.
24:03It's the one thing.
24:04It's what... I actually have a phobia.
24:06It's a complete phobia and I don't know whether I'm in a position right now,
24:11even though it's a shame because everything that I've spoken about in the book
24:14sort of leads up to this place of me having this confident, newfound confidence
24:17and just being very...
24:19You know, I'm not ready for this.
24:24But part of that transformation, probably, is being able to do this.
24:28You just basically pick up one person in the audience
24:31and you just speak to them
24:33and you have... You basically pretend to yourself, convince yourself
24:36that you're having a conversation with them.
24:38OK, now, Louise, what we're going to do is you're going to tell me that speech
24:42but I'm going to walk out into the audience
24:47and, you know, make some slight improvements and... Go ahead.
24:52Thank you very much for coming here today to support me
24:55at the launch of my book preview.
24:58As many of you who have known me for a while are here to support me,
25:03it's a huge achievement for me
25:05and I never thought I'd be saying standing here as an author.
25:09I have... Well, I have been working on this book for the past year,
25:13already freaking out. Can't do it.
25:17Just keep going. You're doing great.
25:22It's actually a crippling fear that I have.
25:28It is a phobia.
25:29Like, I stand here and I actually want to cry when I think about it.
25:31It's something that I obviously need to work on,
25:34but I just... I don't feel... ready for this.
25:40I understand.
25:42I feel so uncomfortable standing here in front of even you
25:45and your one person.
25:48I just... I'm not sure whether I'm ready to overcome this yet.
25:51Well, the only way you can overcome it is to just do it.
25:54And if I find, if I find God
25:57It would be better if I did a good show
26:00It would be better if I did a good show
26:02It would be better if I did a good show
26:04It would be better if I did a good show
26:05If you fight, if you fight, if I fight, though
26:08I think we better respect your show
26:11We better respect your show
26:14Can I get these three apples, please?
26:17Cheers.
26:26Hey, man. I'm actually quite glad I'm running to you.
26:29Yeah, can't really say the same, but yeah.
26:31Cheers.
26:33So, obviously, I heard the whole situation with you
26:35and Liv, kind of breaking up.
26:37But we didn't break up.
26:39Oh, OK, that's quite odd.
26:42Yeah, no, we didn't break up.
26:43The thing I'm getting frustrated about is people constantly being in her ear
26:47and constantly telling that we're not all right with each other.
26:48Where do people get off saying that?
26:51I don't really get why you're actually giving your opinion
26:53when you don't A, know me, or know Liv.
26:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:56Then after seeing these pictures of you and Liv in the pool together.
27:00We all jumped in the pool. There was no...
27:02Is that it? Yeah, mate, there's nothing.
27:04I don't think that me and Liv did anything.
27:08Trust me, nothing happened.
27:10It doesn't look too great, and it just sums up, again,
27:13the amount of respect you have for me and Liv.
27:15No, no, it just looks like, finally,
27:17your girlfriend's actually having a good time.
27:19Miles, no, the thing I have hard...
27:21The thing I find hard is hearing all this shit coming from you
27:24when you don't know me at all.
27:26I think you're being very oblivious and you're lying to yourself
27:28and you're not being honest with the whole situation.
27:30OK, cool. You think that...
27:32Well, you know what, Miles, I actually haven't had a chance
27:34to actually see the whole situation.
27:36So then, you know, I'm just here fucking getting some fruit
27:38for the morning and stuff like that,
27:39and you come here and fucking...
27:42trying to tell me how to run my relationship
27:44when all you've done is just meddle with it.
27:45Obviously, you don't know how to run it at the moment.
27:47Just get on your bike and fucking go tell someone else's situation
27:51because I could not give a fuck.
27:52Oh, Ali.
28:20Hey, guys.
28:20Hi, Ali. Hello, Ali.
28:23So sorry.
28:24Here he is.
28:25I mean, better late than never.
28:26Where have you been?
28:27How are you, mate?
28:28No, I'm honestly...
28:29Where have you been?
28:30Hello, how are you?
28:30Hello, I miss you.
28:31I know, I miss you too.
28:33Just doing my groceries, honestly,
28:34and I run into Digby.
28:37You look really happy about that.
28:38No, I'm not happy about that.
28:39How'd it go? What are you talking about?
28:41Please tell me they've broken up.
28:42So apparently they haven't.
28:44I knew it.
28:46I knew...
28:46I knew it.
28:47You know what, I'm fed up with Digby anyway.
28:49I mean, you stopped shopping at the same place.
28:51Did you have your date with Tom?
28:53Oh, yeah.
28:53I did, and guess who was there?
28:56Me!
28:56No, really?
28:57Were you there?
28:57I was like, Kiri!
28:58Is it just a holiday romance?
29:00Do you reckon it's like in a tail-off,
29:01or is it actually quite serious?
29:03I don't know.
29:03I mean, he calls me like every day.
29:05Have you slept with him yet?
29:06No.
29:07Do you have a game plan?
29:08I always have a game plan.
29:10But with Sam, it's very difficult,
29:12because, I mean, he just calls me like two times a day.
29:14It's like boys' notes.
29:15Okay, yeah.
29:16But normally, my game plan is a boy likes a chase.
29:19Am I right?
29:20Yeah, we love a chase.
29:22I got it right.
29:23We're little doggies.
29:24So, I actually want to know what's happened...
29:27Do you know?
29:27...with Toph?
29:28Tragic.
29:29Didn't even bowl.
29:29Like, she stayed at the bar.
29:30What?
29:31So, I mean, you basically had a massive...
29:33She didn't want to bowl.
29:34Like, she hates bowling.
29:35Oh, James.
29:36Oh, I didn't think that.
29:36She was, like, more interested in your day than mine.
29:38Do you have any flirty banter?
29:40None.
29:40Literally zero.
29:41Oh, is there any touching, like, tactile-ness going on?
29:45No.
29:45Okay, so basically, James, your friends.
30:08Ooh, you ready?
30:09Yeah, go ahead.
30:09Here we go.
30:11What was I just hear about you and Habs?
30:22Blossoming romance in Sri Lanka.
30:25I think Sri Lanka would never have the balls to do that over here.
30:27But, like, over there, for some reason, I was just this new man.
30:30I think it was just...
30:31I thought it was a holiday romance, if I'm honest with you.
30:33I was like, you know, it's just quite nice.
30:35I don't know.
30:36I asked her out when we came back here, because I was like, why not?
30:39Like, we bonded really well in Sri Lanka.
30:42It's very early days, and all I know is that I feel like there is still a bit of chemistry there in England.
30:49She's coming to Louise's book launch as my date, which is nice.
30:53But the only thing is, like, I kind of had to get a strike to win that date.
30:58It wasn't so much, yeah, I'd like to come with you.
31:01So she sent you what she thought would probably be quite an impossible task.
31:05Yeah.
31:05She probably didn't want the strike.
31:07Now you're saying it, she probably was like, oh, okay, he's not going to get a strike, so I've dodged a bullet there.
31:12And she's probably sitting at home now, and I'd be like, oh, no.
31:15No, she saw that strike, and she was like, whoa, are you, like, messaging a lot?
31:21Is it, like, a proper thing?
31:22I message her.
31:24I can't tell whether she's playing a game, which is fine, or she's just not that into me, which wouldn't be as vibey.
31:33Have you ever heard from Liv?
31:34I haven't had Liv out in ages.
31:36She's like a hermit.
31:38Crab.
31:39Hermit crab.
31:40It's actually a digby in her shell.
31:42I do feel like we should get her out.
31:44Like, she's probably sitting at home alone, rutting, as friends.
31:47Like, she probably needs us.
31:48It's probably worth it, I agree.
31:50Just get her out, come on, send her a voicemail.
31:52I will.
31:56I try to reach you, but our love is undefined.
32:04It's actually, um, really nice to actually spend some time with you.
32:17I know.
32:17We haven't gone for dinner in a while.
32:19Hmm.
32:20I know.
32:21Have you had a good day?
32:23Yeah, it's been all right.
32:24Yeah?
32:25I haven't done much.
32:26What about you?
32:28I haven't done much at all.
32:29I've just been kind of looking forward to this evening with you, to be honest.
32:32Me too.
32:33It's nice.
32:34Um, obviously, you know, the other night, um, I think some stuff was said.
32:44I just think we should just talk about it.
32:47This relationship will never work if you feel like you can't be yourself around me.
32:51I know, and that's why I had this whole freak out in the first place.
32:53Do you know what I mean?
32:55Do you mind if I'm sorry?
32:56Let's admit him.
32:56What does it mean, do what you need to do?
33:17Well, because I had planned on breaking up with you, to be honest.
33:25But then there's a part of me that doesn't want to.
33:27Hey, but I just want a flat-out answer.
33:29Like, do you want us to break up or not?
33:31I don't, no.
33:32Yes or no.
33:32No, I think I want to feel happy, dig me.
33:35I want to wake up in the morning being like, yes, I'm in the best relationship.
33:38I want to, I am with someone who makes me feel amazing.
33:42That's what I want.
33:43I want that.
33:45And I haven't got that.
33:46And that's what I want.
33:48I want, I want you to feel happy.
33:50I want you to feel like, you know, that's what, that's all I ever try and do for you.
33:55I mean, babe, in my opinion, I feel like we're right for each other.
33:58And I know it's probably difficult for you because your peers around you are telling you that we're not.
34:03But I'm saying to you now, I'm willing to give this relationship a go because I know that you and I have something special.
34:09Yeah.
34:10And it's down to you now if you, if you, if you want that.
34:15Like, do you want that?
34:20I just need to know that you are in this relationship and you want to give it a go.
34:27Start off fresh.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Good.
34:32I want to do that.
34:33Cool.
34:34So we go out and round.
34:40We can dance forever and pretend.
34:48I want to, I want to stay to the end.
35:06We can dance forever and pretend.
35:10Thank you guys so much for being here.
35:12This is so exciting.
35:13So actually having a book out is the number one thing most people want to happen in their lives.
35:18That doesn't surprise me.
35:20I mean.
35:21Hello.
35:22How are you?
35:22Good to see you.
35:23Hello.
35:24Hello.
35:25How are you doing?
35:26Yeah, good, not bad.
35:27It's so nice to have everybody here.
35:29Yeah.
35:29So you, you, you doing all right?
35:31You ready for your, uh, what, for what?
35:34For a bit of a, just say a few words.
35:36You know what?
35:36I feel like I'm doing so well mingling that I just, I'm.
35:39Well, it's the same thing really.
35:40Yeah.
35:40So are you going to do a speech?
35:41Yeah.
35:41Sorry, are you going to do a couple of words?
35:43A conversation.
35:44Sorry.
35:45I just, I'm going to do a conversation with the room.
35:47I don't want to do it, though.
35:49You'll be fine.
35:49You'll be fine.
35:50Thanks.
35:50Just a few.
35:50Cheers, guys.
35:51Just a few, just a few, just a few, just a few small words.
36:01Hello, beautiful.
36:02Hey.
36:02Which one?
36:03Well, I mean, any more silly questions?
36:05You're kidding me.
36:06I don't want this.
36:07Keep the green juice.
36:08Okay.
36:09So how are you?
36:10Good.
36:11How are you?
36:12I'm well.
36:12I'm well.
36:15Yeah.
36:16So?
36:16Something on my mind, I believe.
36:19Yeah.
36:19Yeah, I think the last date that we went on, I felt like you were spending more time with
36:24with Sam and his other half, and you were more interested.
36:31Is that true?
36:33I must say, I did go home after the date, and I thought, God, something went quite wrong
36:37earlier.
36:38Yeah, it kind of like fizzled out, didn't it?
36:40I don't know if it was ever there for you at the start.
36:43I mean, maybe I read it all wrong, and we shouldn't have even been on dates.
36:46No, I'm quite an honest person.
36:48Like, I really, really fancied you, so I was like, this is perfect.
36:52Let's go for it.
36:53But sometimes, you know, the aesthetics is not everything.
36:56I totally agree.
36:57Yeah, sometimes we don't get on.
36:58You and I, we do get on really well.
37:00Yeah.
37:00And I think that's probably why I was keen to kind of explore what could happen.
37:05Sometimes two people, like, are meant to be friends.
37:07They're not meant to have anything romantic.
37:09I see that.
37:10Yeah, I see that point.
37:11But I'm glad that we did this whole three dates thing.
37:13I honestly think you're lovely.
37:15Oh, I think you're great, too.
37:16I think hanging out with friends is, like, a good idea.
37:21How are you feeling?
37:22Yeah, I'm all right.
37:23I can't help but feel slightly awkward.
37:26I just feel everyone's just, you know, walking in here and just judging us.
37:29So it's just a bit...
37:29Do you not want to be here?
37:31Obviously, I'm here for Louise and Ryan.
37:33But, you know, there are a few faces I'm not massively pleased to see.
37:38Did you guys see that Liv and Digby turned up together?
37:40Yeah.
37:41Yeah, that was a bit of a weird one.
37:43Sometimes I do wonder how Digby feels with the fact that his girlfriend has been saying
37:48that she doesn't want to be with him and all of her...
37:51All of our friends are now making it apparent that they shouldn't be together.
37:56No-one, I think, is nasty about our relationship.
37:59They don't think, oh, you know, they haven't said anything nasty about it.
38:02They're just trying to want us to both be happy.
38:04And if we're happy together, we're happy together.
38:06And if we're not, we're not.
38:07Yeah.
38:08You know?
38:09But, you know, what they're like, they still have an opinion, won't they?
38:11Obviously, the last time they heard from me or anything like that,
38:14I was still upset about a lot of stuff because I haven't seen any of them
38:16since we spoke about everything, have I?
38:18Yeah.
38:18I can't help how I feel, which is how this whole thing started, all right?
38:21I know, but I think...
38:22It's from how I feel and how you feel, all right?
38:23I'm just saying, because of all the negative stuff you've been saying
38:26about our relationship, that's why they think that we're not right for each other.
38:30Anyway, let's just move on from all of it now.
38:33Yeah.
38:33But now you actually realise that we are good together.
38:36And I think, yeah, you basically need to talk to your friends
38:40and just basically tell them to drop it.
38:43I won't.
38:44And forget about the whole situation.
38:46Okay.
38:46I won't.
38:47I won't.
38:48Hi, guys.
39:09Thank you very much for coming here today
39:12to support me for the preview of my first ever book.
39:15It's very exciting.
39:16Those of you who are close to me know that I've been working on this project
39:19for the best part of a year now.
39:21And it's been one of the most cathartic experiences I've ever had.
39:25So I'm very, very grateful.
39:27Inside the book, I discuss a little bit about my personal journey
39:31from a place where I suffered with battles with anxiety.
39:36I indulged in some destructive habits, making poor decisions.
39:40But my love for fitness and food
39:41and surrounding myself with the right people has...
39:44I can't...
39:45I'm, like, literally freaking out.
39:46You're doing well.
39:47Just take a second.
39:49Right.
39:54I would like to thank Ryan, my mum and Sam
40:01for supporting me so much throughout this whole process
40:04and also to the publishers for believing in me.
40:08Thank you so much.
40:28Thank you so much.
40:30Thank you so much.
40:33Oh, how lovely.
40:34Thank you very much.
40:34That was delicious.
40:36Hi, I'm Karen.
40:37I'm Louise's mother.
40:38Hi, lovely to meet you.
40:39I'm Hal.
40:39Oh, OK.
40:40I think I may have heard about you.
40:43Oh, good things I heard.
40:45He changed your name.
40:46Oh, did he?
40:47Yes.
40:47Absolutely.
40:48Good.
40:48That's very exciting.
40:49I have only heard nice things.
40:51OK.
40:52He certainly has a smile on his face.
40:53So I'm very, very pleased about that.
40:56Oh, good.
40:57I can tell you.
40:58Yeah.
40:58So how did you sort of link up with Sam?
41:03Was it when you were away or...?
41:05Yes, we both went to Sri Lanka and then, yeah, we just got him really well.
41:09Oh, that's really nice.
41:10Yeah, no, it's really nice.
41:11And we were bowling and we got...
41:13I hope you made sure he put lots of sun cream on
41:15because he's notoriously bad at not putting sun cream on.
41:18Oh, no.
41:18Comes out with literally all sorts of funny shapes of red blotches everywhere.
41:22You must have told him he'd done something
41:24because he had fat piffy on from the get-go.
41:26I'm pretty sure he came back in there.
41:27Did he really?
41:28Yes, I think you probably did.
41:30Oh, that was so funny.
41:31Very...
41:31Oh, hello.
41:33What are you saying, Mum?
41:35Nothing, darling.
41:36Would I be saying anything?
41:38I'm just...
41:38Oh, God.
41:39Just saying hello, meeting some of your friends.
41:44Oh, God.
41:46I am so sorry for anything my mother has said.
41:49Don't be sorry.
41:50For calling her you.
41:51How pretty does she look?
41:52Absolutely gorgeous, yes.
41:53Oh, thank you.
41:54I can see why you have a smile on your face.
41:56Oh, God.
41:57Am I embarrassing you as usual?
42:01You always do.
42:02I know.
42:02You're so mean.
42:03You know I love you, Mum.
42:04I love you.
42:04I love you, too.
42:07We'll see you in a bit.
42:07Oh, God.
42:08It was so nice to meet you.
42:10And you, too.
42:11See you later.
42:12See you soon.
42:15Oh, no.
42:15You're enjoying yourself?
42:17Yeah, no, it's really good.
42:18I have, you know, really enjoyed spending more time with you.
42:23I've enjoyed spending more time with you.
42:24Have you?
42:25Because you're kind of hard to read sometimes.
42:27I'm going to put it out there, yeah.
42:28You know, in a mysterious way.
42:31In what way?
42:32But like, I don't know, I just, I don't know quite where I stand sometimes with you.
42:36But getting it, like, because you're just quite reserved and you keep your cards quite close to success.
42:40Yeah, I think so.
42:41It makes you more.
42:42It just makes me want to see you more.
42:46Well, then I'm doing something right.
42:47Yeah.
42:48I'm definitely, I'm enjoying it a lot, you've got to say.
42:53So, yeah.
42:53Well, yeah, so am I.
42:55So, I guess the question is, like, can we carry on doing these kind of ventures together?
43:03Yeah, I think so.
43:08Yes.
43:09That makes you very happy.
43:22Hello.
43:24Miss Bentley.
43:24Guess what you're talking about.
43:26Not you.
43:26Healthy drinks.
43:27Yeah.
43:28Healthy drinks.
43:29Anything but you.
43:30And anything but Digby.
43:32How are you?
43:33It's, like, talking the town, isn't it?
43:34Oh, Bentley.
43:35I'm better, actually.
43:36Yeah?
43:36I feel like I have made, not a mistake, but I probably shouldn't have gone on the way I did from Digby's point of view.
43:43Like, he feels uncomfortable now.
43:45Like, when we walked in, everyone was just staring at us.
43:47And it was, for him, it's shit.
43:48Because he feels like everyone's got a problem with him.
43:51I don't think, like, I don't think anyone has a problem with Digby.
43:54Yeah.
43:55At all.
43:55I think...
43:56No, and I know, can I tell you something?
43:57I actually love the support that you guys are giving me, by the way.
43:59Yeah.
43:59Because it actually means a lot to me that you guys are really there for me.
44:01Of course.
44:01I'll always be there for you.
44:02But I think now, no one's to say anything to Digby or go off what I've said because we've
44:08decided that we're going to try and make it work.
44:10And he, I spoke to him very honestly.
44:12We had this dinner.
44:13Which, by the way, your charming voice note came up at the time.
44:18I didn't know you were with him.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:20Anyway, I think I was so busy stressing about myself, I'd actually forgotten how shit things
44:25were for him.
44:25Like, we have decided now to move on from all of this and we're going to make it work.
44:29And I need you guys to support me on that.
44:32Yeah.
44:35Cheers to your relationship.
44:36Health and happiness.
44:37Health and happiness.
44:38I'm going to go and find my happiness now and I'll see you later.
44:42See you later.
44:43Good luck, baby.
44:49Hey, babe.
44:50Hello.
44:50You all right?
44:51Yeah, I'm good.
44:52Um, I've just spoken to everyone and I...
44:56Yeah.
44:57I want to be with you.
44:59I, 100%.
45:00Is it okay?
45:02Because I do as well.
45:05If you feel like, could you let me know?
45:08My absolutely honest opinion with it.
45:10I feel like when you have those doubts, I feel like they remain there.
45:14I don't feel like they go away.
45:15Yeah.
45:15I think, I mean, it sounds like Liv's been honest with him, but I don't think she's being
45:19honest with herself.
45:23Right, should we get out of here?
45:24Yes.
45:24Okay.
45:24Let's go.
45:25Let's go.
45:28If you feel like, could you let me know?
45:30Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies.
45:34I'm not asking for a miracle, I'm not asking for a miracle.
45:38We have slept together.
45:41You know the first time is never amazing.
45:44So very average.
45:45She was like, could have been better.
45:47Feel like we have an idiot.
45:48I promise you all my life.
45:50That's not what I said.
45:51Francis.
45:52LL Francis.
45:53Hello.
45:54She's got all these young bucks running around, trying to steal her attention.
45:57What am I then?
45:58An aging buck.
45:59Cleopatra put...