Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who threatened to cut a guy's penis off at a bus stop and can't believe the overwhelming police response that showed up to her house to try and arrest her for the threat.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is trippin we've heard many many stories of women threatening to
00:14or actually cutting off men's wieners oh yes generally it's a result of a relationship gone
00:21wrong i don't think we've ever heard of a situation where it was a stranger no you're
00:29held hostage by a woman you don't know who's threatening to cut your dong off that's just
00:34someone who hates just a random dong decapitation man absolutely a dong capitation this just played
00:39out in the gainesville florida area a woman barricaded herself in a home after threatening
00:45to cut off a man's penis what the hell happened let's get the story on this one from wcjbtv
00:54well what you're seeing behind me on northwest 39th drive is a far cry from what this scene
01:01looked like just a few hours ago this went on for four hours before deputies went inside mccleskey's
01:12home to remove her at 8 15 this morning investigators say she threatened to cut off a man's penis at a
01:19gainesville bus stop the man claims he did not know mccleskey or what led to the threat deputies found her
01:26car at a nearby circle k but when they tried to stop her she fled leading them on a pursuit to her home
01:32i live like two houses down um i was leaving for class this morning at nine o'clock and they had some
01:39cars here blocking off the road there wasn't a swat team yet but that quickly changed mccleskey
01:45barricaded herself inside her home causing this scene it's kind of surreal at first i thought that
01:51maybe something happened like something like someone got killed or something so it was kind of scary
01:57because we live so close mccleskey is now facing criminal charges including aggravated assault with a
02:03deadly weapon and fleeing and eluding law enforcement reporting live in gainsville jordan markoff tv 20 news
02:11they take dong crying extremely seriously
02:17you're so so true that response was nice to know that there's a response like that
02:22like they were like two armored personnel carriers there for like a pink-haired crazy lady who just
02:31made a threat she didn't do anything she was just like i'm gonna cut your deck off and then they
02:36were like oh my god no way she said what to you she said what to you said what do you think we're
02:44gonna need for this situation i think we're gonna need at least three tanks yeah two apcs rocket launchers
02:51should we call in surrounding communities of course we should get the f-16 scribble choppers
02:59choppers f-16 snipers in place eight ten warthogs should we call the navy of course have the ship ready
03:05to fire
03:06we're here to serve and protect your dong
03:10they really are i haven't seen listen there was less response to some other really terrible things
03:17right this is insane no dong left behind because they are oh my god they took it serious like she
03:23didn't cut a guy no she just was at a bus stop i feel like if you go to a bus stop there's a chance
03:29someone threatens to cut in your dog to cut your dong off anywhere you are on any given day yeah you're
03:34right and most people go yeah all right lady exactly this guy's like oh my god god don't do
03:41that in gainesville oh my god it must have been a mayor that had a real touchy situation
03:48mayor john bobby yeah exactly speaking out on uh the response i mean
03:55that's nuts i want to see the response again a specialized dong negotiator this is it
04:04come outside you crazy
04:08bitch we know you want to cut
04:11dongs off oh my god how many people did she kill
04:15oh this one no she didn't kill anyone she actually was at a bus stop and uh she just said to a guy
04:22i'm gonna cut your dong off so we are here
04:25yeah no but there must be murders you're in i mean she's she's locked up inside relax everyone else
04:30especially women relax it's got nothing really to do with you this is more of a dong crime i brought
04:36the grenades good yeah keep those bring those to the front all right hand them to the other 12 squat
04:42guys all right here we go we're really thinking about moving in and just killing her how many drones
04:48how many drones you think we need 20 okay 20 drones we got those ukrainian drones that dropped the bomb
04:54okay good you got still 26 on on hold yeah they're good yeah stop the shipment to ukraine
05:03i'm sorry we can't listen we can't pay for ukraine at a time like this there's gone
05:09crimes happening we're not paying for ukraine get the santus on the line
05:14get the santus on the line he'll understand stop the shipment of migrant workers we
05:23we have got maybe we'll send them in you're surrounding the whole with migrant workers
05:29now yeah what is going on we send in migrant workers to try and see if they get theirs cut off
05:36oh my god it's a big dong then we shoot her oh here she comes she's just it's just a pink haired lady
05:45everyone relax it's a crazy pink haired lady we're fine we're fine stand down land uh land the plane
05:54like right as that happens a tank rolls over a vehicle and like oh oops i'm here
05:59a little got here a little late with the tank but we're all clear pink haired nut
06:08a touch of an overreaction yeah the crime it seems there in gainesville but oh man they take it
06:14serious they did take her into custody i thought with that like i honestly thought that a man's
06:20penis was cut right off at a bus stop and they were like wow we have to stop this no just a threat
06:26no just her yeah she's a threat morbidly obese pink haired lady what do you think she's thinking
06:34when he's like all this he did not he did not it seems like a lot yeah damn threatened the wrong
06:40dong dong that yeah she did
06:48you