Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a doctor who was sentenced to jail for reusing rectal devices on his patients that he was treating for fecal incontinence. After mentioning how they never want to experience incontinence, Lisa reminds everyone they're probably cursed for talking about it so often.
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00:00that's dirty bastard what dirty bastard of the day oh uh i believe we talked about this guy
00:12before he is a doctor in michigan he's in the kalamazoo area he's been sentenced to prison
00:19for reusing rectal devices oh i remember that oh this guy yeah this guy yeah a former kalamazoo
00:28michigan doctor was sentenced to prison for reusing single-use rectal devices on multiple
00:35patients can i um have the dave please thank you i'm sorry the what the dave i want the one that
00:42dave used thank you jesus you're gonna request request yeah you're gonna request who you want
00:48that's pretty gross dave the david hunter you'd probably rather know the person who was in
00:53before than being a strangers yeah no i don't no i'd rather know at least you know if it was
00:59in dave yeah pretty safe you know we're like brothers after that we both had something in
01:04us i'll never be my brother eskimo pie brothers no no dave you were in me okay stop it come on now
01:15you'd never let him hear the end of that oh no that'd be great and and terrible horrifying
01:21in the words i never want to hear dave you were in me come out of chuck the freak's mouth again
01:27all right in any way shape or form uh so this guy dr roger bayer was sentenced by a judge in
01:35grand rapids to serve four years nine months in prison he agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy
01:42to commit health care fraud and reusing single-use rectal devices on patients uh he was looking
01:51uh helping people with potential fecal incontinence yeah two other words i never want to hear with my
01:58name dave and fecal incontinence those are an alarming pair of words yeah fecal incontinence
02:03fecal incontinence oh no anything but fecal incontinence that's what i've got i don't want i don't want to
02:10wet myself either but i'd much rather that yeah fecal incontinence right probably the better
02:14sorry guys i've gotta go why's that chuck he's got fecal incontinence guys do you realize that
02:19you're all cursed in your futures with pooping yourselves because we're making fun of it i know
02:24i'm definitely not making fun of it it's all fun and games until you future
02:26future is not
02:30you should see my underwear
02:33i'm glad i'm not alone in that
02:36oh no it's called prison date
02:37yeah no stop
02:39that's why i poke fun out so much
02:41you can't be there yet you cannot be there yet
02:44yep come on that's just a diet
02:46you gotta follow the cardi b school of washing your ass
02:49yeah you gotta wash the ass you gotta put your finger inside of it
02:53i didn't know she said that oh my god
02:55yeah cardi b has a big she has a wash your ass thing
02:58yeah
02:59she was the original creator of that
03:01yeah at least it was she should have trademarked it
03:03cardi b is a bit more
03:05graphic
03:06yeah she's a bit more graphic
03:07she's full of knowledge though
03:09what a crazy thing if that would start a Lisa way cardi b feud
03:12i tell you what my mama told me to wash my ass
03:19nope no cardi b beefs with me
03:21oh my god
03:22can i tell you
03:23sorry they said you would get your ass kicked
03:25yes i would
03:26oh my god
03:27please don't feed with cardi b because i'd be so torn on whose side to be on
03:29i love cardi b too
03:31she's coronavirus right
03:33yep
03:34coronavirus
03:34yeah
03:35oh she's got a great it's like a
03:37a wash your ass video huh
03:39a wash
03:39wash your ass video that's on tiktok
03:43people are putting their money on
03:45it's one in four
03:46which is one of four of us
03:47and the money's on chuck
03:48oh sure
03:49mine has been through
03:50it's either one or the other
03:52either mine is like the arnold
03:54schwarzenegger of butts
03:57because i've put it through so much
03:59that it's like the most trained
04:01muscle that i have
04:03that that's the only thing i could say
04:06is working in my favor
04:08he is the arnold schwarzenegger of butts
04:09that's it
04:10that's it
04:11he even thinks very highly of his butt
04:13he does
04:14you know
04:14no
04:15no
04:15no
04:15the great action stars of our time
04:17well you said it's one or the other
04:18that's what i'm saying
04:19like i i could very easily crap myself every day
04:22oh no
04:23but i'm hoping that because i've taken so many deuces
04:26that it's stronger because
04:28powerful
04:29powerful
04:29anus
04:31i'm gonna start doing anus
04:33exercises
04:33you should well you should be doing that for years
04:35yeah
04:35someone said my grandma has this
04:37whenever she gets up she has
04:39wet walking farts
04:40oh
04:42it's so awkward going out to eat with her
04:43yep i got the same thing
04:45it's so awkward going to eat with chuck
04:46and his wet walking farts
04:48so loud and wet
04:50the thing is is that we are gonna curse ourselves
04:52and we make jokes about this
04:53i know
04:54i'm gonna be a wart
04:55wart
04:55wet walking fart
04:56machine
04:58go
04:59yeah
05:01what are they the white walkers or what are they called
05:03oh yeah
05:04he's the wet walkers
05:04he's the old wet walkers
05:06it's the wet walkers
05:07winter is coming
05:08here come the wet fart walkers
05:11why are they so brown
05:12yeah
05:13that's how you know they're real
05:15their pants seem to be so brown for some reason
05:17that's too bad
05:19none of us want that
05:20none of us want fecal incontinence
05:22ask your doctor how you constrict in here
05:24ain't news
05:25you really should