Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an awkward interaction Dave and Jason had this morning. Jason killed a spider during the show and while on break, Dave called him a "Big Boy" for handling it by himself this time around.
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00:00To be continued...
00:30So I just took my shoe off and killed it.
00:33Nothing, you know?
00:34You couldn't use, like, a tissue?
00:35Nah, you gotta get it with the shoe.
00:37Yeah, he doesn't.
00:38He goes high-powered.
00:40Yeah, he goes high-powered.
00:41He can't feel it.
00:42Nope, he can't.
00:43Yeah, he had to take his shoe off.
00:45Squish and then clean.
00:46And squish it.
00:46So I killed it.
00:47Oh, my gosh.
00:47But that's not the weirdest part.
00:49Why does it?
00:50I feel most uncomfortable because I told Dave, like, sorry to...
00:52Whatever was happening.
00:54And he said...
00:57What did he say?
00:57He said, oh, my God, look at you, big boy.
01:01Way to go.
01:02Like, I'm his actual son.
01:05You better be careful, Dave.
01:07Words of encouragement.
01:08Yeah.
01:08A lawsuit is a bro.
01:10HR.
01:11HR.
01:11I don't know.
01:12The lab's over there.
01:13Way to go, big boy.
01:15Yeah.
01:15I'm so proud of you.
01:16I mean, man.
01:17I don't know if we have HR anymore.
01:19I don't know.
01:20They were all let go.
01:20They were all let go.
01:21They were all let go.
01:21No, I reached out.
01:22Nobody responded.
01:23Yeah, I didn't think so.
01:24It no longer exists in the company.
01:25It'll be another thing one of us has to do.
01:27That's kind of weird, right?
01:28I'm in charge of HR.
01:29Oh, wow.
01:30It's not a shock.
01:31It's not a shock.
01:32That's scary.
01:33I'd like to file a complaint.
01:34It's called Hunter Resources.
01:36HR.
01:36Yeah, yeah.
01:37Well, the man Hunter called me big boy.
01:39Huh.
01:40Well, before you called me in and I had to kill it for you, and now you killed it yourself.
01:44I'm like, well, look at you.
01:46Different spider.
01:46Yeah, it was different.
01:47That was a big spider in there.
01:49Yeah, this one was manageable.
01:51Yeah.
01:51You still need to do a shoe.
01:54Well, yeah.
01:54I'm not going to use a Kleenex or something.
01:56Would you squash it to death?
01:57No, I'll squash it.
01:59You ever seen the people that just grab them?
02:01No, I can't.
02:01Just grab them right by the legs.
02:02I just did that the other day.
02:03I grabbed one, and I just threw it outside.
02:04I don't like doing that.
02:05No, I wouldn't do that.
02:06I'll do a Kleenex.
02:07The shoe does a great job.
02:09The shoe does a great job.
02:10There's no getting back from the shoe.
02:12It always shocks me if you hit them with the shoe, and then they're still, like, it's almost
02:16like they took no damage.
02:17And sometimes you break stuff when you use a shoe, you know?
02:20Oh, yeah.
02:20Did you break something?
02:21No, I didn't.
02:22I've learned to temper how hard I hit with the shoe.
02:25Imagine if you broke the board with your shoe.
02:28Well, Hunter Resources wouldn't have liked it.
02:31With coffee the other day.
02:33It would have never been fixed.
02:34You don't have to talk about that one.
02:35You would have had to deal with that for the rest of time.
02:37I mean, good for you.
02:39Nice.
02:39Thanks.
02:39Good job, buddy.
02:40That's how you reacted.
02:41Big boy, I'm so proud of you.
02:43I didn't quite go that far.
02:45Let's go crazy.
02:46Huh.
02:46Wow.
02:47He's a big boy now.
02:48Oh, wow.
02:49Wish I had that recorded.
02:50I should stop saying that.
02:52What do you just do now?
02:52It is recorded.
02:53It's all over.
02:54No, the actual moment.
02:55Oh, the moment.
02:56Yeah.
02:56That was awkward.
02:58Yeah, it sounds awkward.
02:59Yeah.
03:00It was.
03:00That's what I do.
03:01Just wanted to do while my shoe was off, you know?
03:03Well, that's it.
03:04I'm like, what were you doing?
03:04What's going on in here?
03:06I knew something was up.
03:08I thought you two knew.
03:09I was like, well, those two.
03:11He eventually said to me, I looked over and he gave me the creepy crawly.
03:15Oh, you got some.
03:16And I got some intel.
03:18And I was like, ah.
03:19I didn't see any of it.
03:19And I was like, spider?
03:20I can't see Jason at all because there's 500 computer screens in front of his.
03:23He's over there.
03:24Not much to see.
03:25Just a perv with his eyes too close together and killing spiders, you know?
03:29So true.
03:30Nothing more than that.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Why should you need to see your co-host?
03:33Right.
03:34No.
03:35Relax.
03:35You all can see him.
03:36I can't see him.
03:37Yeah.
03:38It's a wonderful time.
03:39Radio.
03:39Coming up.
03:40What do we got, big boy?
03:44How's it feel?
03:45There you go.
03:46It's kind of weird, huh?
03:47Big boy.
03:48Got him.
03:49Yeah.
03:51You're my big boy.
03:52Okay.
03:53That's enough.
03:53You're my little dirty big boy.
03:54That's enough.
03:55No, that's too far.
03:56You're my dirty, dirty big boy.
03:57Hunter Resources has a problem with this.
03:59What?
04:01Jesus.
04:02Why do you get your pants off here, dirty, dirty big boy?
04:05Look what you've done.
04:06You're a filthy little big boy, aren't you?
04:08Okay, that's enough.
04:08Shows awkward sometimes, huh?
04:10Yeah.
04:10All the time, really.
04:12All the time.
04:13I'm laughing too hard to say anything back then.
04:16All right.
04:17Take your shoes off for me.
04:18Okay.
04:20Do you need help?
04:21Okay.
04:21You guys are making it super weird.
04:24Yeah?
04:24It was just a nice little comment.
04:25I was proud of it.
04:26Yeah, I bet.
04:27I mean, a poopy if you could help me out.
04:28Okay.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30What happened?
04:31He made a poopy, he said, if you could help me.
04:35Well, Dave, you started it, Michael, by treating him like a child.
04:39Yeah.
04:39You treat him like a child every day, so this is what you get.
04:42Come here.
04:43Put your foot up in my crotch so I can tie your shoes.
04:45Oh, my God almighty.
04:47Come on.
04:50Come on.
04:50Come on.
04:52Yeah.
04:54Not weird at all.
04:56It's not weird at all.
04:56You made a weird day.
04:57Yeah, you did.
04:58I'm not saving you.
05:01Like you ever do.
05:03I do.
05:04Sometimes I do.
05:05Sometimes.
05:05Sometimes.
05:05Sometimes I do.
05:06I just told them I'm a big boy because I was a little boy before.
05:13Both awkward.
05:14You're not making it any better.
05:15Both awkward.
05:16You're not making it any better.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Oh, you're my little boy.
05:19Okay.
05:20Don't be a little boy.
05:21That is so weird.
05:22We have to stop.
05:23That's what he said.
05:23We have to go.
05:24I said you were a little boy before.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Now you're a big boy.
05:28Oh, my God.
05:29Ever since I've started here, I've always been a grown man.
05:32Yes, he's a grown man.
05:33Right, yeah.
05:34At one point in your life, you were a little boy.
05:35Just a grown, dainty little man.
05:37Yeah.
05:37Wife, kids, all that stuff.
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:42Oh, dang.
05:43I'm glad you're proud of me.
05:44I am proud of you.
05:45I know I'm glad.
05:46Proud of you.
05:47Oh, man.
05:48It feels good.
05:50It is nice.
05:51Just call me Big Poppy from now on.
05:52Oh, don't do that.
05:54No, my God, no.
05:55No, you don't have to call him that.
05:56Hey, Poppy, what's up in the news?
05:58Yeah, that's different.
05:59He wants a little Latino now, right?
06:00Yeah, he does.
06:01He likes his men to treat him Latin.
06:05Okay, we're off the rails.
06:08I don't know what's happening.
06:09I don't know.
06:11What are we doing?
06:13I don't know.
06:14Celebrities.
06:15Oh, no, sports or something.
06:16Sports.
06:17Sports and celebrity dirt.
06:18Sports and celebrity stuff.
06:19Yeah, that's normally what we do.
06:21Coming up.
06:22Good job, big boy.
06:25You figured it all out.
06:30What have you done?
06:31Poppy.
06:34Oh, my God.
06:35What are you doing?
06:37Oh, my God.