Dave & Chuck the Freak play a classic game of What's Up His Butt and try to guess what item from a dirt bike ended up in a motocross rider's butt after a collision with another rider.
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00:00now it's time to play what's up his butt oh a classic edition of butt wow
00:19wow wow wow wow a teen crashed his dirt bike yep in a motocross race okay
00:35what's up his butt stick okay you're going with stick
00:42oh my god i wish that was it uh ow i better uh big rock a rock
00:52what the hell could it be a pound of dirt you know you land right on one pound of dirt
01:01yeah most of a motorcycle or whatever he was riding oh uh what about the handlebar
01:08or the seat handlebar we're getting warmer so it's part of the bike okay uh warmer kickstand
01:17they probably don't have that like you know how they have the clothes that's right i think that's
01:23right what is it no you know like where you put your feet you know where you put your feet they
01:27sometimes have like the little yeah like pegs i don't know what they're called i don't know what
01:32they're called he crashed with another guy they got tangled up uh-huh and it's a part of the other
01:38guy's bike oh my god um can't be the handlebar you're close you you were close with uh kept getting
01:48warmer something with the wheels the kickstart the clutch we can go through the whole motorcycle do you
01:55want us to go through the cam let's go through every carburetor i don't the pedals
02:04the brake lever or whatever yeah the brakes there we go
02:07all back for the win oh my god thank you al first time up the butt winner out back yeah
02:15well if you got a motorcycle in your ass i'm gonna know about it
02:17yeah that's true it's got that google alert set i'm glad someone got it oh my god i
02:24i didn't know any other part i know i had no idea i'm like i think it has a carburetor yeah
02:33you guys he got the other riders brake lever stuck up his ass
02:39yes wow this poor guy here he is in the hospital talking about it because of course they did a tick
02:47tock this doctor posted it because he said it's like the one time when it was legitimately up his
02:53ass so i was closer with handlebars then yeah yes you're right yeah yeah yeah you were closer with
03:02him again yeah yeah my mistake on that for sure but this is this is uh him talking about what happened
03:10to himself guys lines come together and we hit and then i'm like going over my bars and his his
03:18handlebars i knew something hit my ass like so hard and i'm laying on the ground like oh and my ass just
03:26hurts like so bad yeah the guy's lever snapped off and went up my mule said that was the worst part
03:36getting out when they're pulling it out when the ballpark did not want to come out they had to like
03:40yank it it hurts so bad oh my god all fun and games these guys are laughing yeah they're wild they're
03:46wild man x-ray yep they're wild man there's the mom here that's his mom well the mom had come on mine it
03:54showed the mom's comment saying hey this is my son hey mom stay it's okay yeah look at that's
04:04what they oh wow oh wow that's very steel it's very steel and sharp i'd wear an ass helmet from now on
04:14i don't know what what they do if they have that properly protect their anus yeah sort of plated
04:21underpants or i don't know something yeah yeah it's dangerous dangerous game it is they're doing
04:26a lot of jumps and that is one of those things like i sort of was always glad my kid never really
04:34got into yeah like he did have a little electric one but he was never one to like go start doing
04:40jumps someone points out that that lever ripped at least three layers of clothes so it was a very
04:45violent oh yeah insertion yeah yeah well he knew he was inserted upon yeah he's got a good attitude
04:55about it because he does i wouldn't be making videos i wouldn't oh no no i was lying on a bed
04:59face down like that his friend showing him the video oh yeah laughing it up it was in my ass
05:06wow that's not a minor that much no yeah well you know you never know lines come together and we hit
05:17and then i'm like going over my bars and his his handlebars i knew something hit my ass like so hard
05:25and i'm laying on the ground like oh and my ass just hurts like so bad yeah the guy's lever snapped off in
05:34my in my deal said that was the worst part getting out when they're pulling it out when
05:40the ball part did not want to come out they had to like yank it it hurts so bad my god
05:47brutal yeah so when it went in that round part first yeah yeah and it's quite it's not straight
05:55either no no it's got a bend to it yep bad day not great not the best day at the track yeah the
06:03mom had said it's still pretty unreal to us he has endured some crazy accidents but this nothing
06:08will ever compare to this one yeah no i mean that's i hope his butt's okay like i hope he might need a
06:15bag for a minute right yeah that might change you yeah i don't know like i mean it depends if it went
06:20if it completely went in the hole is that like a one in a million shot it looks like it because the
06:27guy his buddy was he did say it went right in my a-hole so it's some healing time that's for sure
06:35yeah you got to protect your b-hole you know you don't want your mom to comment on your deflowering
06:42either no no no it's a flower mom please don't get off instagram mom yeah