Second Date Update - Things Got Squirrelly
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00:00Trying to help out Brendan today on the Second Date Update.
00:03We want to match him back up with Lauren.
00:04It's commercial-free New Country, 99.5 QIK.
00:08Lana, first impressions of Brendan.
00:10Well, he seems like a really nice guy.
00:13They went to Outback for their date, and he said they had a really good time.
00:16I mean, the food's always good there.
00:18He doesn't have any idea.
00:20Called her, like old-fashioned called her on the phone three times.
00:24And she has not even responded to that.
00:27So there's something going on, because you can't.
00:30I mean, you can't ignore a text, but you can't ignore a phone call.
00:32Let's make it a fourth time.
00:34We're going to try to call her right now and see if we can get her on the phone.
00:54Hello?
00:55Hi, good morning.
00:56Is this Lauren?
00:58It is.
00:58Who is this?
00:59Hey, Lauren.
01:00This is actually JR, Lana, and Kevin over here at 99.5 QIK.
01:03How are you doing?
01:05I'm good.
01:06How are you?
01:07Oh, we're doing great.
01:08I know this is a little random to be calling you this morning, but hey, would it be all right
01:12if we talked to you on the air just for a couple minutes?
01:14We had a couple questions for you.
01:17Sure.
01:18All right.
01:18Well, I appreciate that.
01:20We want to talk to you about this guy you went on a date with, Brendan.
01:23We heard that you guys went to Outback, had a wonderful time there, he said, and he really
01:30wants to see you again and thought the date went well.
01:33So, we were just wondering how it went in your mind.
01:37Uh, no.
01:40Why?
01:40Um, I, my gosh, I can't believe I'm talking about this.
01:46Um, so, yeah, we, we went to dinner.
01:49We were having a nice time, I thought.
01:52Um, you know, we were talking about our hobbies and our passions.
01:55He was telling me about how he loves to garden.
01:57He has, like, a, I guess, a huge garden at his place.
02:01He loves growing and eating fresh foods.
02:03I don't know.
02:03That's a good thing.
02:05Yeah, I thought that, I mean, that's cool.
02:07But, then he said that he, oh, my gosh, uh, he caught a squirrel that, I guess, had been
02:13eating his garden.
02:15Um, so, I asked, you know, did you, like, catch and release?
02:18Like, what happened here?
02:19Um, and he said, no, it was eating my garden, so I ate it.
02:27Gross.
02:29A squirrel?
02:31Yeah.
02:32Yeah.
02:33He was joking with you, obviously.
02:35Well, I, well, I laughed, and he didn't, and so I stopped, and I asked him if he was
02:41being serious, and he said, yeah, why not?
02:44Really?
02:45Yeah.
02:45That's really mean.
02:47I mean, seriously.
02:48And gross.
02:49Yeah.
02:50It's mean, and it's gross, and that's, that's weird.
02:52He ate a squirrel.
02:53That's weird.
02:54Yeah.
02:55That's pretty gross.
02:56I don't blame you, girl.
02:57Oh, man.
02:58And so, were you able to finish your meal after hearing that?
03:02No.
03:03No, I'm looking down at my steak, and I'm like, I don't, I know that it's steak, but
03:07in my head, it's now a squirrel, and I can't do this.
03:09So, I sat there, and I just tried to be polite, but I was, oh, I was trying to get out
03:15of there so fast.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:17Okay.
03:18Well, I've never had squirrel, have you guys?
03:20No, no, no, no, no, haven't.
03:21People have, though.
03:22Well, I definitely think people have.
03:24Brendan has, for sure.
03:26Lauren, we have Brendan on the phone with us, and I'd love to get his response to this,
03:31because I know that's not what he had in mind when it came to the reason you're not calling
03:35him back.
03:36So, do you mind if we bring him on real quick?
03:40Sure.
03:41Brendan.
03:42Yeah, hello.
03:43Is that right?
03:44You had a little squirrel problem at the house?
03:46Yeah.
03:46I mean, again, I don't see the big deal in it.
03:50I mean, it's not like I ate this thing raw or whatever.
03:54It was cooked just like any other animal that you ingest.
03:59Like, what's the big deal?
04:01Like, me and my family, you know, we do, you know, raccoons, possums, squirrels, like, you
04:06know, the swamp.
04:07You got frog legs.
04:08You got things out there that you can eat.
04:09I don't understand the issue.
04:10I don't even know what to say to that.
04:13That is too redneck.
04:16I don't know another word.
04:17I don't, listen, I'm sure you're great.
04:20I don't want to date anyone who's catching squirrels and frying them up in a pan.
04:26That's gross.
04:27Yeah.
04:27So, you would rather me catch a squirrel and just kind of waste it, like, you know,
04:32not even do anything with it, just catch it and unalive it?
04:37Is that best?
04:39I don't know what it is.
04:40Oh, man.
04:42No, I think that there's probably different ways.
04:45I mean, I don't know all the ins and outs of this, but I don't think you need to eat
04:49it.
04:49That is either catch and release or, like, leave it out for, I don't know, vultures or
04:55something.
04:55I don't know.
04:55What does it taste like?
04:57It's not you.
04:58Yeah, but that's law of nature.
05:00Like, you should, if whatever you catch or whatever you capture, whatever it is, you
05:05should eat it.
05:06You don't waste it.
05:07Well, maybe we just follow different laws of nature, and I just don't think that they
05:12can go together.
05:14I don't see what the big deal is.
05:15I really don't.
05:16I really don't.
05:17Listen, you got rid of one squirrel.
05:19There's, like, a thousand more.
05:21Are you just going to, like, eat every single squirrel that comes into your garden?
05:25Got a point.
05:26Listen, just the ones that, you know, cross the line.
05:30That's it.
05:31Just the ones that cross the line.
05:32How do you know which ones it is?
05:34The ones that are eating.
05:35It's eating his garden.
05:36The line is my garden.
05:37If you come to my garden, that's the line.
05:39Like, don't cross it.
05:40There won't be any issues.
05:42This just sounds like a different, like, way of life.
05:44Yeah.
05:44Is it going to be a deal-breaker for you, Lauren?
05:49Yes.
05:50Yes.
05:50Okay.
05:51Gotcha.
05:52Brandon, I'm glad that you don't waste anything that you capture.
05:57Yeah.
05:57I guess that's one thing.
05:59It's just not going to be for Lauren.
06:01I think you just got a little grossed out by it.
06:03It's not for everybody.
06:04And I'm sorry we can't make another date happen.
06:06Yeah, me too.
06:07I guess I've got to find someone who likes to go hunting.
06:09That's all.
06:10Okay.
06:11All right.
06:11Well, Brandon, thanks for coming on.
06:13Lauren, thanks for your time.
06:14You guys have a great day.
06:15You too.
06:16You too.
06:17Thanks.
06:18Wow.
06:19I've heard it all.
06:20That's wild.
06:21That is.
06:21Literally.
06:22Squirrel?
06:24There's no way that I would do that.
06:26Well, some people do.
06:27I know.
06:28I think my brother's kids do.
06:30Really?
06:31Yeah.
06:31So it runs in the family?
06:33No, not my family.
06:35I mean, my brother's.
06:35It's your family.
06:36I remember seeing something.
06:37My brother's kids.
06:38We're back to this.
06:39Not my niece and my nephew.
06:40I know.
06:41Not my niece and my nephew.
06:42My nieces and my nephews.
06:43Yeah, because they, I remember, yeah, they hunt squirrel.
06:47Yeah.
06:49They're different.
06:50All right.
06:51Well, this has been a deal breaker for you.
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06:58I do have a feeling that Brandon's not alone in this, though.
07:00Hit us up.
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07:03Get away from fluid.
07:04I'm out.
07:07Yeah.
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07:11I am.
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