Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who has a mental breakdown at work and starts humping cars, which makes them realize that Chuck is right on the edge of his own breakdown.
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00:00um okay i hope none of us have a mental breakdown no i absolutely do i think someone in this room
00:12will oh who's gonna go first oh wow hey chuck you admit it yourself you admit it yourself
00:21you may have right on the edge right now for sure why is there even a question i mean it
00:26could be james too maybe i already had my mental breakdown i was gonna say james is used to it i
00:32think me james and chuck are all hanging on by a thread yeah that's not a lie well chuck when you
00:38do have your mental breakdown and it happens here at work i hope you don't do what this guy in wales
00:44did i can't guarantee i'm not gonna he stripped naked oh no and started humping his car oh
00:50chuck chuck what are you doing you just got that jeep lifted chuck you just got that jeep lifted
00:56come on man don't hump the jeep you gotta stop that man the cameras are rolling it feels good i'm
01:01doing it stop it pull your pants up he lost it is that why you just made your jeep like
01:06better and bigger that's right i'm attracted to it
01:09you noticed so you noticed too because i noticed you've noticed yeah put all the new fancy stuff
01:17on it that's right because i'm gonna bang it it's all a big plan and in the parking lot at work
01:25yeah that would be interesting i'm going down on that jeep oh my god
01:28oh get that tailpipe in your mouth
01:31yeah so this happened to a dude as i said in wales 37 year old michael jameson
01:37he um he drives a bmw and he was humping it after having a mental breakdown at work he got
01:48completely naked there's the picture of the dude as he was making his court appearance no
01:53no no no no hello everyone sorry about the events yesterday you um you were naked i know and all about
02:00and were you having sex with your car i believe we should just move on well it's from what happened
02:06yesterday but we've got a lot of business what you finish on your car i know you did i get it but i
02:14think it's time we just discussed it look these reports aren't going to fix themselves i just want
02:20to get past yesterday i was pushed a little bit to the limit things happened i'm not proud of
02:25expect it no a buddy did but these reports are expected to be done by today so it's a national
02:34like a worldwide story i know the news got hold of it didn't they footage from a cop's body cam also
02:44played in court yesterday from it no you did i really i regret it i do and that's what they said
02:53mr jameson is at a loss to explain his behavior he was under enormous amounts of pressure at work
02:59and he simply lost his mind he's appalled and grossly embarrassed by his actions it's not easy
03:05being an alcoholic running things pub life pub life ages you yeah but again let's hope we never see
03:14the day when chuck rips off his track pants and humps his jeep yeah yeah it'll be worse than that
03:19oh god i don't even want to me and james will hold a sheet just so
03:24give the man some privacy you guys let him he's having a thing just leave him alone
03:29wait look at he's going through some tough time he's almost done you look away don't tell anybody
03:35about this either we'll kill you put that camera away give me that phone he's knocking on the
03:41internet james smash his phone oh yeah we need this job we need this show to stay alive
03:45that's so true you guys would fight oh yeah i hear everybody yeah tooth and nail i'm out there
03:50nude and just you wait you wait you never had a bad day you keep walking it's just a bit for the
03:57show it's just yeah come on learn about it ha ha ha laugh it up everybody i'm just look vacant
04:03he's under a lot of pressure you don't even know about don't even put out a company-wide email
04:10about this either i swear to god we'll have our ears to the ground you say something i swear to god
04:16okay you guys he's still humping it though just let him do he's still humping it
04:21that phone we'll be done in a second just like like a dog
04:24he's helping my car he's helping my car get him off don't worry we'll clean it up we got it just
04:31let him finish it'll take two seconds get on the other side of the sheet
04:34get him out of my tailpipe quit smoking your car get out of here go on the porch yeah
04:41wow you're done working aren't you why don't you go home
04:43go home gotta hump stuff gotta hump stuff i gotta hump stuff
04:52james and andy defend we're less about this and more about doing your job how about that
04:57we think people look at us weird now yeah oh my god exactly weird at us
05:03it'd be different but then i'd have to come to work the next day we need an emergency sheet
05:08i'll be in charge of that i'll be able to find something i'm a guy for something yeah okay we
05:16have some stuff we have a green screen room i'll steal one of those yeah the big radio station
05:20banners yeah we'll throw it around them we haven't we have an in case of emergency robe
05:24yes we do we do actually do the jew robe on yeah chuck puts us on plus you guys got a bunch of
05:30blankets in there for when the heat doesn't work yeah i'll be all right yeah well let's hope it's
05:35not anything we ever have to deal with but i hope not but i mean it can happen i'm ready i'm ready