Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new vibrating pill that is supposed to help with constipation and a drug that you can inject to increase horniness. And, the show gets a glimpse of what would happen if Chuck began taking both of these treatments.
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00:00we'll soon be swallowing vibrators I already do what you do in your own time is up to you
00:12but this is actually so simple it's kind of brilliant there's a new pill to treat constipation
00:18it does make sense but it doesn't require any drugs it just pushes it out of you
00:24I was a vibrating pill for a second I don't know what he was right there
00:32I was a vibrating pill in your intestines with a vibrator yeah I couldn't tell if you were the
00:38poop that was being vibrated no I'm the pill working my way down pushing everything out for
00:44you is the hero constipated people suffering constipation need don't you feel like you'd
00:49feel it I need to know okay so um it doesn't contain any drugs it just vibrates the brand
00:56name is vibrant the FDA approved the pills a couple of months ago they just became available as a
01:02prescription recently you take one pill each night before bed and the vibration stimulates your poop
01:11to help you go Chuck did you take that vibrating pill again I hear something it's pretty loud
01:18it's going over here hey uh hey Lise I gotta be honest with you okay I took one of those things
01:25last week and I realized something about myself are you into it oh no I am super super into it
01:35it's so loud Chuck you can't take that for work well you know why it's loud Chuck took his vibrant
01:39it today I've got I've swallowed I swallowed 20 of them I can hear they're all going off at different
01:46times yes 21 things because I'm missing my dong ring I also swallowed that I also now you can't listen
01:54you can't that's not gonna work for the show there's no way to turn it off unless you're gonna reach up there
02:01so but it's distracting man it is it is but it feels amazing and I am regular I mean good for you I
02:13guess but it's just it really doesn't work for the radio I know I'm not worried about it 20 yeah that's
02:20too many I think yeah 20 of them yeah you can't that's the beauty of it I just every four minutes
02:27I take another one oh god dude stop can you and you can't turn them off no and why would you oh are
02:35you oh so you like them I love it oh I love it I had no idea what was going on back there but
02:43people are gonna do this they're gonna realize get sexual pleasure they're gonna realize that it's
02:52going to cause would that inside your colon give you sexual sensations yeah well it has to come all
02:58the way out so it's gonna get to the part that's good I mean how is it okay yes I here's the
03:06commercial for uh vibrates to see this vibrating uh poop pill let's talk about chronic constipation
03:13yeah it is really affecting your life it is yeah current medicine is too unpredictable
03:18life seems to slow down when was the last time you were spontaneous at dinner with friends just
03:26because went on a hike or to the gym without fear you are not alone vibrant innovative non-drug
03:35treatment creates new hopes for you science shows that when the biological clock in the bowel are not
03:41synchronized it may lead to constipation vibrant can change that you simply activate the non-drug capsule
03:48in the pod and swallow with a glass of water the capsule will gently stimulate the colon it's
03:54synchronizing your biological clock allowing the bowel to improve its natural function
03:59now you have a choice choose better life take control and live the life you wish for
04:06i just want to see a whole video of people acting out constipation and chuck doing the noises
04:13yeah what inspired them to do this i wonder like constipated people there was like
04:31you saw the people you saw them acting metamucil wasn't working the right scientist was inspired by his
04:37his whole family's constipated and then he saw like a construction worker working on the sidewalk
04:43and he was like yeah i got it well maybe that's it he actually walked by a constipated man walked by
04:52like something where they were jackhammering right and he was like it shook him up a little bit and he
04:59realized i gotta go poop inspiration well from a pill that vibrates your colon to a pill that makes you
05:06super horny i don't need this a naturally occurring hormone that makes people horny
05:13has been turned into an injection for the unhorny and it actually has made them feel more attractive as
05:21well is this for men and women bull it is uh women and men distressed by their low sexual desire
05:29can take now this hormone called kiss peptin and they also found during their
05:37i took my kiss peptin and i took my kiss peptin and i took my kiss peptin and i took his vibrating
05:41don't give me a kiss to guys i'm horny i'm really horny oh gosh so he's vibrating
05:44so he's vibrating and horny now
05:46i'm super horny jesus stop it
05:49oh my god yeah
05:51oh my god we gotta get him out of these pills
05:52come on
05:54you might need to call the police i don't know what's happening
05:56i'm regular
05:57chuck we can't do the show we do all these things
06:00we gotta get chuck off all this stuff
06:05i try it all
06:07i try it all
06:09we need to have an intervention chuck
06:11what
06:12enough with the pills dude the horny pills the vibrating pills enough
06:16hey
06:17he's taking all the pills
06:20i'm gonna masturbate
06:21no no wait hold on too much too far
06:23i gotta stop you
06:25no
06:26here
06:27use his blanket to cover yourself up
06:29thank you
06:30uh
06:31it's james
06:32it's james's little blanket
06:33james is still helpful
06:34yeah
06:35he's a blanket
06:36he always is no matter what happens
06:37everybody look away chuck's masturbating
06:38don't look under the blanket
06:40ahhhh
06:41he's a blanket
06:42he's a blanket
06:42ahhhh
07:10ahhhh