Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the mystery metal detecting trip Chuck went on over the weekend and hear about the the living conditions, the food, and any treasures he might have found.
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00:00the big breaking news is chuck sleepover oh
00:12so okay bring everyone up to speed in case they missed the initial conversation you
00:20had a metal detecting sleepover weekend yeah so i'm in this club it's the michigan treasure hunters
00:28we it's like you know a club of uh where i'm probably one of the youngest uh probably not but
00:36like close to close they do things every single week or every single month they get together for
00:41meetings you talk about stuff you have a chance to like show off your fines and whatnot well they
00:45have a trip that they do every single year um that you just sign up for okay pay for it you have no
00:57idea where it's going to be all you know is that it's going to be within i believe the cutoff is
01:03three and a half hours away from you drive away from you in a giant circle so again repeat why
01:11they don't give you a heads up well because they don't want anyone to be able to scout the area go
01:17to the area realize where the place could be and then uh detect it before all the treasures oh i
01:24see you get all the treasures before the forever virgins show up exactly exactly even though all of
01:30them are married and all of them have kids um you know but that's okay yeah but that's okay what i
01:38don't understand is how do you not know in advance what your sleeping conditions would be because you
01:44didn't know if you'd be sleeping sharing a bed you basically know because you basically they they
01:48basically no we knew i knew i wasn't going to be sharing a bed with anyone that would be uh yeah
01:53that would be really uncomfortable yeah like you didn't even know if you were going to be sleeping
01:58man on man yeah you show up no we did no that we did draw the beds yeah what i meant to say is
02:05like sharing a room no like we knew no no no no going into this i knew we're going to be sharing a
02:12room we what i didn't know was uh how many people would be in one room how that was going to break
02:19down between the men and the women that go there are women oh yeah there are women okay yeah fully so
02:25you take your road trip with your buddies yes we go to this mystery place which is there's a town
02:31called kalamazoo michigan it's north of that okay so we find out that's where it is we're like all
02:36right it's gonna be like a couple hour drive let's go um it's basically it actually was worse
02:45than i thought it was gonna be it was worse uh it was worse than you thought the grounds were worse
02:51than i thought it would be and like i've been listen like there's a lovely old woman older woman
02:56named sharon who does a great job she tries to do this there's a uh there's a mountain that you have
03:03to climb when you it comes to older people okay and setting anything up for anyone older especially
03:10as prices for everything rise right people they try to make it like only cost a hundred bucks
03:18oh what do you get for a hundred bucks you get your room and board and then you get food
03:23on saturday and on sunday all for a hundred bucks for a hundred bucks where did you stay for like
03:2927 50 we knew what it was gonna be it's we stayed at like a campground that's what these places are so
03:37normally they're like an old boy scout camp that's been you know or like uh yeah yeah i'm sure um or
03:45like a uh this this place was a 4-h a former 4-h club uh campground you stay at a hotel or something
03:55you couldn't just stay at a hotel uh nearby it's here's the problem but here's the problem like
04:00you don't know where you are and like and by near kalamazoo like it's out i'm sorry but have you heard
04:05of the town of gobbles no oh my god i would want to sleep with other men in a town called gobbles
04:13are you kidding me right now no you slept with men in a town called gobbles basically and the other
04:21one was uh like i think it was bloomingdale bloomingdale so so this is what i'm saying
04:26at least your options aren't tremendous um and and honestly i think when you're trying to plan
04:32something for older people um when they're used to paying a certain price uh the problem is
04:4010 years ago for that you could get a lot more when was the last time you slept with five other men
04:45uh three weeks ago now you're getting personal babe oh you've done this recently no just i was just
04:51normal no i mean like it's got to be from when you were like in your early 20s or something in like
04:56mexico yeah it would have been mexico right yeah it would have been mexico yeah how was the food
05:01well hitting this i believe i'm still dealing with some issues oh oh my oh i'm thinking like sloppy joe's
05:10and that okay so you nailed it kind of so um like mass produced like yeah yeah yeah yeah because it's
05:17like one guy trying to cook for an entire whole thing and to make you know people have only paid
05:23you 100 bucks um each so the friday when the guys picked me up here and we went up like we detected
05:31along the way um a couple different small parks didn't really find anything um but it was like
05:37dinner time and people were choosing to do things like they wanted to go to the one mexican place in
05:42gobbles they want to go to the barbecue place in bloomingdale or whatever and we were like listen we
05:47just want to get some pizza we looked it up 4.5 stars i'm like this is going to be this pretty
05:52pretty good pizza right and gobbles and gobbles so we go to gobbles so listen yeah yeah so we pull
05:59in to gobbles and i realize the pizza joint is an old what i'd say old motel like you can tell there
06:06were rooms with the blue doors that were like now sealed up and i'm like okay this is an old motel
06:12it's now a pizza parlor okay so when we walk in we walk in there are there's 12 people behind the
06:23counter there are 12 there are gobbles was working all of gobbles was okay yeah the couple people that
06:32weren't working at the dollar general in gobbles everyone else were working there if not pulling
06:37double shifts um so i'm like okay well that's that's crazy like that this is a lot of people
06:43to to make a pizza and you could see like everyone had their own station there was like someone like
06:47grinding up cheese there was someone like rolling out the dough and i'm like okay this i mean we're
06:52in good hands this has a chance you can smell pizza like as you're like outside in the parking lot
06:56and like this is gonna be okay we get the pizza we take it back it was very close actually to this
07:03area we take it back and like um immediately i'm i'm a little shook just from the method of the
07:10cutting of the pizza i am just so used to the you get pizza in slices and not like a round pizza that's
07:18just been like almost diagonally just hacked a bit so you might like pull a piece of pizza off and it
07:25might only be like the size of a cracker were they mentally challenged pizza cutters it was a thin
07:30thinner crust pizza okay i think that's usually how they cut okay yeah i don't enjoy that i want
07:34it to be like a slice it's hard to tell how many pieces you're you've had yourself when one is the
07:40size of a cracker and then the next one you have is like oh god this one's a really big one um uh the
07:46next morning it was like sausage the round patty sausage things and some pancakes tough to screw
07:54that up yeah yeah they managed oh sure oh yeah what well the sausages made at least one guy feel
08:01ill for the whole rest of the time we were doing everything he couldn't look for treasures he didn't
08:07eat anymore i'll say that he looked for treasure but you uh you know luckily the detached bathroom
08:14because none of our cabins had their own bathrooms and out and the main hall didn't have its own
08:20bathroom you had to go and walk towards like the shower bathroom if you had to like pee in the
08:24middle of the night you had to get on get on outside and yes there were several men who had
08:30decided to sleep in their vans due to intestinal problems that were uh happened they had the poop so
08:40they wanted to be closer to the bathroom because it was too far away it's too far away it was too you
08:45wouldn't have made it you wouldn't have made it if it was trouble what a nightmare yeah so uh you know
08:50we had that the first meal was like what i would say is your classic overdone hamburger with some
08:57some oven fries right and it's like that's fine that's all that's all i need i'm i'm good and then
09:02like the the meal that night was what i would call a it was an attempt at a burrito
09:08but it was sloppy joe it was sloppy joe yeah it was a manwich actually i believe it was like the
09:15space the san san antonio spice whatever it was version of manwich um and made into like a burrito
09:27it was fine it was fine it was all a bust not to mention when we started digging
09:31the ground was as hard as cement did anyone get anything uh i got a ring you got a ring ring
09:41let's see it this ring that's what i found i found a bunch of pennies and i found that
09:46that looks like it's about it's it honestly i looked it up we found it it sells right now for
09:51like under 500 but it's not it's so it's fine but like usually when you go to something that was
09:58built in 1850 you would assume you're gonna find a whole bunch of old silver a whole bunch of old
10:02stuff no we didn't really find it which means at some point other metal detector people they got to
10:10this place and they you can just tell when you're finding who's the battle who's the battle uh group
10:17you got a group that battles oh yeah we kill each other rival metal detector yeah okay yeah so no like
10:23like i said we're we're we're the yeah i wish it was because at least i could have beat someone's
10:29ass um wait the guy with sausage diarrhea yeah hey you don't mess with tony you don't mess with tony
10:35he's a big man um but no so they're you know we're the michigan treasure hunters right so we're a big
10:43group where probably a few hundred people are i think it's like the southeast michigan treasure
10:50or something like
10:51well this is the one of the guys who's kind of like well known in ours he's like well you guys don't know
11:00i'm like we don't know what he's like a grizzled he finds like a billion dollars worth of stuff
11:09every single year and he's like you guys don't know about the club out here
11:14and i'm like ross what are you talking about man what kind of club is out here ross
11:23yeah they've tried to they've tried to get me in their club a few times
11:27southeast michigan treasure finders or whatever the hell they're called
11:35sons of bitches probably cleaned this whole place out
11:38so we're like god damn it
11:42no
11:43you know so
11:46death to the treasure finders
11:47oh yeah we would have killed him we would have killed him if we could have
11:50we would have rumbled
11:51we would have killed him
11:52i hope you all show up at the same place one time
11:55oh man
11:56oh my god
11:57i'll tell you
11:58i mean i could stab a lot of people with my lache
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12:04i have a jacket
12:05is there a jacket
12:06i bought
12:06no i swear to god
12:08okay so there's this show on tv
12:11it's called the detector
12:12it's a uk thing
12:13it's funny
12:13they make
12:15they made like little jackets on that thing
12:18and so i was like oh well now
12:19just out of the humor of it
12:21i have to buy one of these jackets
12:22my jacket is now ready to be picked up
12:25i will have it at the next meeting
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